#procan

[quatschmachen]

Bros bein’ pals

[the-illustrative-interloper]

The Crew of the Witchbolt!

Big shoutout to my DnD group. You’ll probably never see this post, but thanks guys for continuing to tell this story with me. Here’s to more adventures in Saltmarsh in the year ahead!

And to everyone following me, thanks for putting up with my no-context campaign doodles, lol. They’re not stopping anytime soon.

[allbeendonebefore]

okay it is ART TIME my friends let us........ do the Art... and think about ARt.

[calciferonmain]

"The art of the compromise;

Hold your nose and close your eyes.

We want our leaders to save the day,

But we don't get a say in what they trade away.

We dream of a brand new start,

But we dream in the dark for the most part.

Dark as a tomb where it happens,

I've got to be in the room!"

[project-canada]

Hi pals,

Just dropping by to let you all know that I’m going to be travelling in a few days back to the west coast best coast to spend time with family, so I might be even slower than usual about checking the tags. Please do message me here or @allbeendonebefore if I miss something that should get reblogged!

Remember: the #pcart and #pcfic tags are just for internal blog organization and I will not find them if you tag your own work as such, please use #projectcanada, #iammatthewian, #iammatthewianproject, #iamp, etc. and I will hopefully spot it!

Also want to say that the queue hasn’t been this full in literal years, thanks to everyone who’s been creating content recently, we love to see it :)

- Hapo

[wren-blue]

stickers of my d&d party! we've got: (short character descriptions under the cut)

1. Mina - a middle aged accountant, catholic Procan worshipper & divorcee. fishing unionist, may be committing white collar crime;

2. Galadriel (not her real name) - her adoptive daughter who won't stop letting feral animals into the house, destroying the kitchen with her attempts at cooking & breaking into her filing cabinets;

3. Oscar - a fisherman & freight shipper. has no impulse control -- his impulses are honourable but usually ill-advised. hates necromancy;

4. Cal - Oscar's best friend & (not so secretly) a necromancer. works in the mines, which all the fishermen vehemently oppose, but I'm sure that's fine and will cause no problems whatsoever;

5. Burrich - a gravedigger with a complicated relationship with Procan. somehow has even worse impulse control than Oscar. just here to have a good time & is feeling so attacked right now;

6. Varsill - Oscar's coworker in freight shipping. can usually be found staring into the middle distance & committing acts of violence. ngl, I still barely know anything about this guy. I asked him about his home town, and he said that it was 'a place', so...

[kotikaleo]

Thanks for the advice, I will ponder over the think or thonk dilemna uwu

XD love the poetry XD

Here's your sign to show us the 2nd ;3c

Thank you thank you I am very proud of my 1 poetry piece a year (and I am not joking I wrote that a year ago and next one was written like two weeks ago?)

Anyway next piece is very long so I will be transtlating it verse by verse, but first a bit of the context: we went to save the underwater city Rigia (yes it is very much Riga but underwater) from the creatures called sahuagins and malenti (sahuagins but mimks and scarier). One of our characters is actually a prince of the Rigia and run away from there for reasons.

Usually in the beggining of the session DM asks who want's to tell what happened in the previous one in character and gives us inspiration for that. So I right after we finished this ark and saved all of the Rigia (and also had dnd break for a month) I. The Day Before. decidide that Yes Actually I Can Tell What Happened. So what you are about to read was written IN ONE EVENING the day before.

Also I appologize for the order of words. Russina trows the order of words into the window, so translating text is harder than just phrase stuff from the hear dooooo YEAH, Yoda style activated

Позвольте поведать историю Ригии - Город подземный, сияет на дне. Погиб бы и сгинул, забытый на веки, Если ли б не срочная помощь из вне.

Let me tell you the story of Rigia - Underground city glows at the bottom of the sea. Would be dead and gone, forgotten for ages, If not the urgent help from outside

Команда отважная ринулась в бой: Барлин механики вычурной мастер, Эйварт жертвует смело собой, Изгнаный приц прододной династии.

The courageous team charged into the fight: Barlin master or artsy mechanics, Eyvart sacrifises himself brevely, Banished Prince of underwater dynasty.

Гвеневра Прокана слово святое Сквозь магию ветра и моря творит, И дальнего племени монах Ика-тере Путь сквозь штурвал и свой меч осветит

Gvenevra speaks the saint word of Procan Trough magic of wind and water, And monk of a distant tribe Ika'tere Shines light on the way with helm and his sword.

Ika'tere has a glowing sword and is a second Captain of the ship so yeah he is often at the helm.

О мокром и мерзком шерсти куске, О гнусном предателе хвостатом Ханако Добрых слов не вспомнится мне, Покинул команду навеки однако.

About wet and gross piece of fur, About vile traitor with a tail named Hanako I can't remember good words, He left the team howewer. (howewer is here only for the sake of ryming words XD)

Команда узнала о страшной напасти - Маленти так этих монстров зовут. На вид эльфы морские, но страсти У них только к убийству и крови идут.

The team learned about great misfortune - Malenti is the name of the mosters. Look like sea elves, but they will Only to kill and to spill blood

Коварные монстры давно уж в стране, Высокие должности они занимают, Один из них, представте себе, За Эйварта Принца себя выставляет!

Cunning monsters have been in the country for a long time, They take up high up posts One of them, just imagine, Impersinates our prince Eyvart!

До свадьбы с принцессой русалок народа Всеголишь дня три у ребят оставалось, Проникнуть на бал королевского рода В планах у них теперь намечалось.

Until the wedding with the princess of the mermaids They had only three days, To get into the royal ball Now had they in their plans.

В таверне на рыбомечах принц сражался, Гордо победу над всеми сдержал, И страстно Гвеневре в любви признавался Чтобы устроить перед свадьбой скандал

In a tavern prince (Eyvart) fought using swordfish And prowdly took the victory over everyone With passion he admited his love to Gvenevra To made a scandal befor ethe wedding.

Turned out that they were actually in love but I didn't write a verse about that. Important was the fact that we created DRAMMAAAAAA

Много от сражи скрываться пришлось, Инстиный принц подменой объявлен, Средь Ригии войнов монстров нашлось - Можно заполнить глубокую яму!

We had to hide from guards a lot, Our true prince was accused of being an imposter, Between the guards of the Rigia plenty of monsters were hidden - Could fill the whole pit with them!

На кладбище старых разбитых судов Приплыли нашей легенды герои, Спасти друзей от напасти зубов Помог им Гекко ящеров воин.

On the resting grounds of old broken ships Arrived our heroes of the legend, To save our friends from enemy teeth Helped them Gecko the warrior of the lizads.

В Старую Ригию путь их повёл За секретом о слабости мостров, Страшную тайну город сберёг, Моргарта логовом ныне он прослал.

Into the Old Rigia the path led To find the secret weakness of the monsters, Great secret the city held, Nowadays it is known as Morgart's lair.

Прокана символ святой Рейнкадон Путь осветил в темноте заблуждений, Давних ��рузей вся команда и он Спасли из тумана злых новаждений.

Saint symbol of Procan Reincadon (Whale shark) Lit the way in the darkness of delusions, Old friends the team and him Were able to save from evil illusions.

Каменных статуй загадка стояла, Но не померкам оказалась она. Пред разумом острым преграда пала, Правда истори теперь им ясна.

Stone statues riddle was standing there, But it turned out to be no match. In front of sharp minds this barrier fell, The truth is now clear for them.

На свадьбу спешили герои морей, Кто приоделся, кто тайно проник... Знали они нужно как можо скорей Лже принца и мостров поставить в тупик.

To the wedding rushed the heroes of the sea, Some dressed up, some sneaked in... Knew they needed as soon as possible Put false Prince in the corner.

Не позволяли тревогу поднять, Невинного казнь остановить чуть смогли, Речь о любви и счастье в день свадьбы В сердце Айи жалость зажгли.

They didn't allow to raize an alarm, Stopped the execution of the innocent, Words of the love and happines during the wedding day Sparked mercy in Aya's heart. (Aya is the queen of the Rigia, mother of Eyvart, there is no king in Rigai)

Но миновать не судьба им ненастья Как только весь зал слегка поутих Лже Эйварт и мостры разинули пасти, Несчастной невесте откусил он язык!

They couldn't avoude the misfortune, As soon as the hall fell silent, False Eyvart and the monsters opened their grazes, He bit off tthe poor bride's tongue!

Честь и свободу морей и земли Смело героев команда отбила. Без потерь не выйграть войны… Но и мострам морали уроков хватило!

The honor or seas and the land Brevely our team fought off. With no losses can war be won... But there was enought moral teaching for the monsters!

Резня остановлена, но войне нет конца - На сушу злостные монстры всё рвутся. Команда покинула стены дворца, В Салтмарш они скоро совсем доберуться

Massacre was stopped, but the war is not over yet - The evil monsters want to reach the land. The team has left the castle, Soon they will come home to Saltmarsh.

Так и закончилась за Ригиию битва, И эту рассказ вам поведал без фальши Бард Могран, слова острее чем бритва, На этом история двинется дальше!

That's how ended the battle for Rigia And this story was told to you without falsehood By bart Morgan, my words are sharper then razor, And on this note the hystory will move on!

THIS IS IT! The wole me reading it out loud to the group took me 3 minutes, and made them laugh a few times. Especally on the mention of a trator and Stone statues. WHAT CAN I SAy

WE. SPENT. SO LONG. On this stupid riddle. AND FAILED IT. So basically that was only lie Morgan told in this story, but he also had to kinda, because WELLL it's a poem, it's a legend!!! But eah everything else is actually pretty truthfull and accurate to the story.

Once again all of that was written HOURS befor esession in one evening. I Have no idea how I did it and will I ever do somnething like this again, what the heel was that, did I got possessed by Morgan or something, but yeah. Enoy.

people have the right to make a proper english poetry out of that and the first one if you wnat just tag me i am terrible at poetry in english.

[acetechne]

Condensed Milk - A Dirty Money Comic pt 11

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] epilogue: [ x ] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14] [part 15]

aHA bet you weren’t expecting an External Perspective in the form of Annie Montgomery were you? ...I haven’t actually finished writing the next page which I was supposed to do while I was on winter break :’ ) so it might take a little longer than these past few pages.

Notes below

- I think Annie and Ben have an interesting dynamic which i touched on in the dominion day ep for procan. These two Atlantic island provinces both refused to join Canada in 1867; nowadays they are both struggling with aging populations, isolation, etc.

- Likewise I think Annie and Joel have an interesting relationship, they are canonically siblings for one, and having read their histories I think they have a chaotic but loving relationship that might not match the expectation. I think we tend to think of Joel as the party guy and Annie as the traditionalist, and while that may be true in their relationships with outsiders I think Annie is actually the loose cannon of the two that Joel is constantly trying to rein in a little. This is just based on the vibes I got reading about how each of them acquired responsible government, haha. Joel was the favoured imperial child while Annie was the one throwing bricks through windows.

- i am not unaware that Team Steak and Potatoes (AB/PEI) was a huge ship back in the IAMP days I just have no idea how to write it so you’d have to squint pretty darn hard :’ )

- re: annie’s outfit: i think because her day job involves larping as anne of green gables she needs a casual wardrobe that could fit in with the overall aesthetic but without being trapped in it if that makes sense (have i mentioned her internal struggle with hair dye yet?). The fox hat and clip on collar are references to the provincial animal - black and silver foxes were bred for their coats on the island around the turn of the century and I don’t doubt she still has some items trimmed with their fur.

- “slippy” and “been better but it costs more” are apparently both Islander phrases, hope I didn’t make her sound too hokey either. I’ve got to add some dialogue flavour and difference when I can; I can’t do it much for Bert because I already read his voice with High School Alberta Boy accent (a voice i don’t actually really do as his VA oops) and it drives me nuts.

- ‘provinces far younger’ okay paint a target on his forehead why dont you annie

- [WESTERN HOSPITALITY BLUE SKY BERT UNLOCKED]

- why dont you go look up shortbread on rock recipes and maybe you’ll calm down

[missallanea-archive]

that's right, it's the return of the ever stupid, not-so-brief, utterly useless guide to the many, many muses on this blog:

UPDATED VERSION ( 10/07/23 )

AGNES DRACHINA REUBEN. first born daughter of the royal house of drachium. powerful sorceress who made a name for herself during the dragon campaign. a mischevious young woman with a penchant for drinking and getting into trouble.

AMITY BLIGHT. youngest daughter of the blight family. a young witch in training with a particular gift for abomination magic. former mean girl who is reconnecting with her softer side. a ride or die friend who will absolutely fight for you.

ASHIOK. a powerful planeswalker of mysterious origin. their face seems to be slowly disappearing into a thick black mist that follows them. manipulates the nightmares of powerful individuals they find during their travels. not necessarily a villain, but certainly no hero.

BABYDOLL. institutionalized against her will. sweet girl but will not hesitate to end you if you're a creep. sincerely wishes to empower the other women around her. slowly losing herself to fantasy in order to escape from her unpleasant reality.

CAMERON "CAMMIE" MACCLOUD. a self-proclaimed "hacktivist" recruited into the military. now part of the experimental science unit, piloting a four story mech called a holon through gen:lock, which uploads her own mind into the robot. scottish, sassy, and a giant nerd.

CATIANA FREESPARK. swashbuckler rogue turned storm cleric. she's confused about how that happened too. died fairly recently, but she got better. will steal your shit. highkey feels like the divorce baby between procan and umberlee. 

CHROME DOKURO. a powerful illusionist currently in the employ of the vongola mafia family. occasionally shares her body with the criminal mukuro rokudo. learning to stand on her own two feet. a bit of a strange girl, but sweet and undyingly loyal.

EDALYN "EDA" CLAWTHORNE. the owl lady and most powerful witch on the boiling isles... or she was, before her curse took away her powers. occasionally turns into a large owl-like beast. keeps accidentally adopting kids but hey, guess she's a mom now. acts tough but actually a big softie.

FISH EYE. a fish given human form. yes, really. in search of a beautiful dream. performs as part of a circus troupe known as the amazon trio. really just wants to have a beautiful dream of his own and to live life as a human for as long as possible.

FREYA. the once queen of asgard and leader of the valkyries. reclaimed her warrior spirit and found her wings. seeking to reunite and repair the realms following ragnarök. not a woman to scorn, or she will burn you to the ground and salt the earth behind her.

IMELDA RIVERA. matriarch of the rivera family. turned to shoemaking to make money for herself and her daughter after her husband disappeared. continues to look after her family from the land of the remembered.

KAGAMI TSURUGI. a recent transplant to paris from japan. loves fencing and being right. she can be a bit cold upon first meeting but she's actually just very bad at making friends. if you take the time to get to know her, she is fiercely loyal and dedicated and will fight for you.

LA MUERTE. the sugary sweet ruler of the land of the remembered. has a nasty gambling habit which tends to get her and her husband into trouble. she is benevolent, but will not hesitate to tell you what she really thinks. friendly, but still a goddess. handle with caution.

LIAN NICHANG. the white haired demoness. lives alone on a mountain. really only comes down to get rid of people who are harassing the village at the base of the mountain that leaves her the fuck alone. master swordsman. not actually a witch or a demon, no matter what people call her. 

LILITH CLAWTHORNE. once the head witch of the emperor's coven, now at half-power and trying to sort her life out. cursed her sister out of spite and paid the price. might come across as a haughty bitch, but she's really just a massive nerd doing her best.

LUNA. magical moon cat. has a crescent moon bald spot on her forehead. trying to keep the protectors of the universe on track but they're just teenage girls so it goes about as well as you would expect. really tired of being the voice of reason but this is what she signed up for. 

LUNASOL GALANODEL. honestly, the worst. burned down her abusive childhood home with her twin brother. basically sold her soul to the queen of air and darkness. pretends to be sweet but she is cruel and cold. typical elvish attitude toward other races, too. really, really likes flowers.

MAXIMILIAN CALYPSE. a small, stuttering lady of noble birth. married off to keep her father from having to go to war against dragons. considers herself to be useless and has a good deal of anxiety, but is generally one of the sweetest nobles you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. currently learning to use healing magic.

MICHIRU KAIOU. the soldier of deep waters, sailor neptune. a high school student with a mysterious destiny. spends her free time as a professional violinist. desperately wishes to embrace the ordinary life of a girl her age.

MIYU. vampire who tried to run from her destiny and made it worse. has to hunt down god-demons called shinma that she accidentally let escape. literally cannot die until she finishes her job, and she would very much like it to be over now. usually accompanied by her mask wearing servant, larva. she's cute and cruel in equal parts.

NATHALIE SANCOEUR. for fuck's sake she needs a vacation. and a raise. personal assistant to a supervillain. seriously questioning that relationship at this point. literally dying. trying to beat the current record holder for most akumatizations. she's pretty and could kick my ass. 

PERSEPHONE. our lady of the underground. literal goddess. known for bringing springtime and overseeing torture in the deepest depths of tartarus. the mom friend, she probably already loves you. does not put up with her husband’s bullshit. really loves her weird dog.

PIKE TRICKFOOT. gnome cleric of the everlight. she may be a holy woman but she has the spirit of a barbarian. will definitely try to drink you under the table. overestimates her own strength, but loves to surprise others when they doubt her. precious angel baby.

REINA "GLITCH" CROWNE. student at a prestigious art school with a focus on fashion design. acts like she's tough and untouchable, but she's actually just soft and trying to figure out who she is. loves meshing traditional fashion with digital media. known to the other students as "glitch" due to her first year freeze up.

RIZA HAWKEYE. military sharpshooter and right-hand-woman of the guy who wants to take over the military. likes like two people and her dog. usually smells like gun oil but it's not unpleasant. has no sense of self-preservation and will definitely die for the people she cares about. does not get paid enough. 

ROGUE. the poster child for "look don't touch." mutant and working on the proud part. literally too powerful for her own good. comes with the added bonus of her cajun husband who makes things explode by touching them. the og power couple. 

SIF. the unwaveringly loyal wife of thor, mother to magni, móði, and thrúd. trying desperately to hold what remains of her family together. can come across as somewhat cold. while not a warrior by any means, she will do anything to protect her children.

TABITHA DELAINE. monster hunter and general know-it-all. was part of a cult at one point but she doesn't want to talk about it. lowkey a witch but tries to use her magic sparingly. the biggest lesbian you will ever meet, next to her girlfriend van. lives in van's van. 

TIKKI. kwami of the miraculous of creation. has existed for as long as the universe has. sincerely loves humans and how wonderful they can be. helps to turn her current owner into the superhero known as ladybug.

VEX'AHLIA. ranger and rogue. sneaky and shooty. just trying not to die again, thank you very much. once stabbed a tree because it made moves on her. the champion of a god. will probably call you darling and wink at you. also, she has a bear named trinket and a husband with too many names for me to bother listing here.

( I ran out of images but she has no fc anyway shhh )

YILNA PENUMBRAE. oath of redemption paladin. a young shadar-kai woman banished from the shadowfell due to her heresy against the raven queen. while she looks scary given her build, scratched and dented armor, and scars, she is actually just a big buff cupcake. a big softie.

[quatschmachen]

This came to me and then I was forced to draw it and learn CSP. 

Not sure if I will continue, but figured, it can at least add spice to the pot.

@allbeendonebefore bullied me to post this comic ;o

But this entire aspect of FIFO (fly in fly out) relationship between provinces I find intriguing especially because there is a dearth of literature on this exact topic - how do the people from the different provinces influence one another? What cultural changes took place? etc etc

Feel free to drop me a line if you also have interest/ information on this topic.

*Please note, Bert’s mace, is based off the toilet parts mace that is in the Alberta legislature*

[maiduc]

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[allbeendonebefore]

way back i wrote up reference bios when we were trying to get procan off the ground and today i was thinking about them and i thought i had them saved in a file somewhere but the file i thought they were in........ doesn’t have them and now i am losing my mind because they took so much work agghh

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[project-canada]

That's right, the original tribute to Canada 150, Dominion Day, is -finally- back up on YouTube in the ProCan archive channel!

Thanks so much for your patience, I had a lot going on with grad school and moving and retrieving the files and sitting down to put subtitles back on (they may not be synced properly when this posts, but I will go back and fix them as needed when I am able). Enjoy!

-Admin Hapo (@allbeendonebefore )

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QUIMONO - MADRID

Edad: mayo 2022 Raza: podenco pelón Sexo: macho Peso: 10 Kg Quimono es un guaperas que estaba escondido debajo de un peluche despelujado, que es lo que era cuando le encontramos. Pero en el 100×100 mascotas  Hugo Pesquera de @Procan nos lo puso guapo guapo y un hermoso perro resurgió después del abandono y maltrato. Es un podenquito pelón adulto, tamaño mediano/pequeño, alegre y cariñoso que está preparado para llegar a un hogar e inundar con su alegría y amor.  Se entrega con contrato de adopción, vacunas al día, desparasitación interna y externa, test de leishmania, ehrlichia, anaplasma y filaria negativos, microchip y esterilizada. Para adoptar a Quimono: adopciones@axlamadrid.org Read the full article