#problematic king

[grumpchump]

when he doesn't immediately fall in love with you after you're really mean to him and constantly antagonize him and make his life harder in every way you conceivably can

[luciosfanpage]

[gaunt-s]

Sebastian: Can you ask Ominis to use crucio even though he's traumatized by the spell and dark magic? Ominis: I'm not doing that. Sebastian: IS HE FOR REAL? IT'S JUST A SPELL Sebastian:... Sebastian: Anyways I can cast it or teach it to you lmao.

[alexxmason]

Thomas Keller; Drifter and Former Eden's Gate Enforcer

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[surumarssi]

Larry Pettifer from Our Game by Le Carré is such a babygirl coquettecore Norman Fucking Rockwell dark academia character tumblr would love him.

[katieeeeb]

wow can’t believe it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE KEERY! • APRIL 24TH, 1992

[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[ladyadaine]

Lestat was such a bitch he managed to haunt the narrative without even dying. Iconic behavior

[magicaldreamfox1]

as a way enthusiast i gotta say im being fed

[discozombiess]

Tigerstar my beloved

[bethanydelleman]

I was talking about a historical male author I dislike because I found his works misogynistic and the person said, "Oh, well I suppose you don't read Shakespeare either." and I was like, "Shakespeare? SHAKESPEARE?!?! Of course I read Shakespeare, that man loved women."

Shakespeare wrote a wide variety of fleshed out female characters. He wrote Damsels in Distress, Cross-dressing Girlbosses, and Complex Female Villains. He wrote a woman who refused to sell her virtue to save her family and then shamed her brother for suggesting it. He wrote Taming of the Shrew and it's opposite, All's Well that Ends Well, in which the wife hunts down and tames the husband. He wrote men who are good because they listen to, trust, and defend women. He wrote women of all kinds. He wrote women who drive the plot and women doomed by the narrative. He wrote women in love and women who pathetically follow a man who doesn't like them and women in hatred. He wrote sensible women and silly women and everything in between of all ages.

I wish modern authors could write women as well as he did.

[hualianschild]

[we-can-be-heroes]

Mon fils me manque (Zitoune le chat 🐈‍⬛)

[medeaaasworld]

Woke up thinking about this part from extra content:

like—are we just going to ignore the fact that Andrew comes to Wymack to drink and talk about Kevin??? So often that Wymack just assumes that every time Andrew starts talking it's about Kev??? And the first time Andrew doesn't drink because of Kevin is when he drinks because of Neil???

[yotaasuke]

Everyone on TikTok hates spider with a vengeance he’s literally a kid who wants a father

[m1ckeyb3rry]

can we go back to talking about karasu’s arms because i think we should

like i REALLY think we should