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pov you finally watch season 3 and then black out and draw this
#tbb omega#tbb crosshair#star wars#the bad batch#aviiart#drawing the clouds was the easiest part of this istg I love them but this made me want to scream multiple times#problem children smh.
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#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#jin guangyao#smh jiang cheng your reputation is scaring away the common folk!!! who's gonna protect them from ghosts now? do your job loser#yunmeng jiang's first greatest pr crisis: yiling laozu#yunmeng jiang's second greatest pr crisis: current sect leader is a massive bitch#anyways yunmeng shuangjie have to reconcile now because wwx was literally born for the cute furry mascot job. he would be so good at it#all the children love him. he doesn't even flinch when they barrel directly into his knees#anyways i like to imagine that yunmeng region was still relatively safe#because lianfang-zun's watchtowers + sect leader jiang's efficient leadership meant that threats usually got reported quickly#even if jc is failing the public charisma check ppl genuinely liked jiggy. so maybe there was more public faith in his watchtowers#also given that jiggy was from yunping maybe he's somewhat of a local hero in yunmeng region. xiandu is one of ours!!!#or maybe he covered up his exact origins. i can see that too#yanyan polls#anyways here's hoping jc fixes his image problem postcanon bc fr smh dipshit do your fucking job
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AWHHHHH GUMMY SHARKS 🥺🥺 I’m making this canon in my au now too 🌌
Legend has it that if you put them on a plate alongside some strawberries and say his name three times, you’ll summon him😰
#south park#kyle broflovski#littles au#he’ll either be super chill or cry over the concept of food (humancentipad trauma go brrr)#either way he’ll be YOUR problem problem for a couple days#meaning I can go pay attention to my other heavily neglected children#Idk about Loki but I play favorites and it SHOWS💀#clouded is a horrible mother yall smh😔#send me to parenting classes
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oswald cartoon where ortensia and him realized it's been too long since they had a date , so they decide to have one! at first, ortensia wasn't sure cuz, after all, who would be willing to look after their 420 kids? so oswald tells her mickey would and even goes as far to say that he already asked his brother (he didn't) and he was fine with it . they go to mickey and minnie's house, they knock on the door and when they hear mickey say he'd be there in a minute, they BOOK IT and leave before he opens the door. mickey then opens it to find his 420 nephew's and nieces just staring at him
#the date was probably a mess too btw#but it was worth it#they run into all sort of problems smh#that's the lucky rabbit for ya#meanwhile#minnie meets the bunny children#who make a mess out of their small and humble house#i cannot decide in whether mickey would try to handle them on his own or if he'd call goofy and donald for help#oswald the lucky rabbit#oswald disney#mickey mouse#ortensia whiskers#disney oswald#epic mickey#ortensia x oswald#minnie mouse
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Not to get political or anything but I think the US started going to shit the moment someone decided that art, music, dance, storytelling, etc. are hobbies/skills instead of human nature and people started to agree with that instead of pointing out that the activities we’ve been doing for as long as we can tell are good for us outside of their hypothetical profitability.
#just saying#ai art probably wouldn’t be a problem if art was viewed as more than a skill that’s only worthwhile if it can be improved#also the idea that playing is only for children is stupid#just because it doesn’t make money doesn’t mean it’s worthless#smh
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okay no cuz why is every kinich ship valid smh
TW: LONG ASS RAMBLING BUT FUNNY SILLY CUTSIE I PROMISE
kinlani is kinlani. like omg have you seen them: sunshine social butterfly girlfriend and her introverted moon boyfriend that she loves unconditionally. And it's a new concept for her once abused boyfriend who thinks everything comes at a cost: who gets confused when Mualani just loves him without asking for anything in return and he just loves it so much it makes him weak for her; he'd do anything for her without asking for payment like he does with anyone else because she helped him heal and she's his darling little wife who he'd do anything for.
ajawnich (ajaw with the ability to go into human form because seriously. we NEED human ajaw in more ways than one) is your typical doomed mortal x immortal tragedy in which a dragon who is new to human emotions and thinks lowly of humans slowly starts to understand humanity over the years with his infuriating yet kind human companion. Both are emotionally constipated fools; Ajaw pining like a lovesick idiot because he's supposed to hate his companion and want him dead but when that day of death finally comes, Ajaw feels no joy or happiness: just empty as he looks himself in the mirror, touching his face, or, well, Kinich's face.
oronich (idk the ship name, but also it exists lol) is two characters who are seen somewhat as outsiders by their own tribes: Kinich, while loved by most of the children, has a negative reputation for his job while Ororon is seen as a problem child and cast out of society. The two ostracised characters coming together in a doomed "we're kinda similar, aren't we?" Eddie Munson and Chrissy Cunningham style (from stranger things, sorry chat) and forming an unexpected yet wholesome and definitely welcome bond with each other (they'd tend to their garden together).
lynich (a rarepair!! a popular rarepair is a miracle honestly) is two traumatized boys, the flirt and the flustered. One who speaks the truth outright, and one who's every word is a lie. One who thinks everything comes at a price, and one who thinks everything is a trick. When Lyney tells Kinich about his connections with the Fatui, Kinich isn't mad, surprised, but not mad. How could he be? When he knows why Lyney joined? He accepts him with open arms, Weighing the costs, befriending a member of the Fatui would most likely leave him out of their shadier affairs since Lyney would never harm him, right? Right. Even when Lyney succeeds Arlecchino, Even when he becomes a harbinger, even after everything: they're together, despite all the complications there are.
basically yeah. every kinich ship is valid rn. those are the popular ones at least-(ororon and kinich is not popular but it has more content than any others I've seen and ppl actually talked abt it at one point so it's being included)
citlali and kinich is being excluded bcz that's p3d0philia: fanbase, that was your lesson for shipping characters before we even know anything about them/before they're even released smh (/lh lololol)
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to my unfortunate realization: kinlani is poppy and branch smh (singing killed his father and made his mother run away, okay). They're basically every cliche quiet boy and cliche loud girl duo ever in history and they have that absolutely based opposite aesthetic duo vibe going on and it's wonderful i love them to bits and pieces chat.
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ajawnich is princess and the frog in which ajaw turns into a pixel dragon instead of a frog, or beauty and the beast in which ajaw's seal is the rose curse thingie, or both. or fluttercord, cant forget fluttercord. or billford, cant forget billford either. take your pick with them honestly.
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oronich is chrissy and eddie, could also see it being christine and raoul from phantom of the opera in which ajaw is the phantom, kinich is christine, and ororon is raoul.
(wait that's genius, im a fucking genius chat. someone make that an AU and credit me right NEEEEOW.)
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and lynich is kinda just there i dont really know anything else to compare it to but it's giving that one scene in tom and jerry where it's like: "I love you. *smothers in kisses* Why, you set my soul on fire. *smothers in kisses* It is not just a little spark. It is a flame; a big roaring flame. I can feel it now *smothers in kisses*" (the person doing the kissing and talking is lyney in case you couldn't tell LMAOOAO)
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anyways yeah
basically kinich harem i guess
i love being a multishipper because i can collect ships like a bitch and fawn over so many a time whenever i want >:3
also i love the whiplash between some of these: like kinlani and oronich were so wholesome and then you have AUGHHGHG angst with lynich and ajawnich smh.
sorry for rambling lmao but yeah
#genshin impact#genshin#genshin fanfic#you could count it#rare ship#rarepair#kinlani#kinilani#kinich x mualani#mualani x kinich#ajawnich#ajaw x kinich#kinich x ajaw#原神#アハキィ#ororon x kinich#kinich x ororon#kinich x lyney#lyney x kinich#pixelshark#magicpixel#kinich#mualani#k'uhul ajaw#genshin ajaw#ororon#lyney#etc etc#drabble#yippee
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mobei-jun being not the stepdad but the dad that stepped up is giving me life. shang qinghua you've taught our children that sex is an ideal way to solve a problem which Is normal in this world but have you no respect for the bottoms on this peak? smh
it's not like mr mobei-hit ur crush-jun would have a better solution! also it's okay, an ding disciples are allowed to unlock the top rights when they grow up, they take after their dad!
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PAC : SITUATIONSHIP (NO.1) (18+)
Am I ignoring any dealbreakers?
One last time... I need to be the one that takes you home...
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Y'all are 2 avoidant attachment style living the perfect relationship. Comforting each other, cuddling, PDA, popping up at each job or a from of each other house. Even making love to each other ... no labels is truly a bliss...
Am I ignoring any deal breakers?
PILE 1
No
What's their energy on 'commitment' – is it giving 'ride or die' or 'ghosting ?
They care for you. They have affection towards. You are their comfort place. The person they can vent when they need something but at the end of the day… they will never love you. You ain’t the one they want to change for. They are still hooked on a past situationship where the person they were dealing with was not settling for their bullshit. Requiring them to change. Having these big conversations, telling them and having faith in them for change. When it comes down to it, you are one of the best things that has happened to them and they want to keep you close for the intimacy and support y’all build for each other. They know they deserve more and you ain’t it…babe.
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PILE 2
Y'all are on your period.
Am I ignoring any deal breakers?
Yes
What's their energy on 'commitment' – is it giving 'ride or die' or 'ghosting ?
Your person is messy. ‘’ They almost 40 acting like little bitch’’. They act like they never had a good thing, a day in their life. They act like a child. They can’t choose what toy they want. Like they want the money so they dedicated all their time to their job. They are workaholics. Always putting work before you. There’s a meeting, work trip, a golf day, etc. They also want to be providers, that’s why you are there. They are paying your rent, bills, pet medical care and maintenance day. But you are giving BIG BOSS energy. You can get it on your own. You did not welcome them in your life for money. You wanted love, respect and good sex. Technically they are doing it but… they have yet to claim you (officially). Than what do you see on your timeline, they out here fucking stripper and flying out escort. Men you need to choose. What do you want ? Work, family or freedom ? Out here treating you like an option … smh.
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PILE 3
You left for college (even study abroad). You came back with your diploma reading to found a job in your hometown and excited to meet her/him again. Just to stare at the broken version of what you said goodbye a couple years ago. Is truly breaking your heart and all you want to do is nurture them.
Am I ignoring any deal breakers?
No
What's their energy on 'commitment' – is it giving 'ride or die' or 'ghosting ?
Is giving worshiping you. Is giving more than commitment … is giving devotion. They want to be somebody you can lean on. They want to be your provider and protector. They want to pour even more nourishing energy than you ever gave them. They want to be your safe haven. They want to evolve with you. They really want to build you a house. Wherever you want and you can decorate it whoever you want. They want to be the one you call when your car is acting funny or you need help changing a light ball. Bring it on : the marriage, the engagement ring, the honeymoon, even the future children. They are on whatever you are into. They want to grow with you. They would love to go through couple therapy so they can get the tools to make this forever last. Y’all don’t have any problem but they want to ensure they are doing everything right.
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You are great writer! Stumbled on that on set Evan fic and it was soooo good 🔥 Lol, I actually do work on set and you really captured the atmosphere tbh. Keep it up!
Not sure if you’re open to requests rn, but I would love your take on Evan and his partner trying to make a baby for the first time. He just seems so sweet and I’d love to think of this man in a happy marriage, daydreaming about little feet running around.
Thank you so much! I truly appreciate your kind words <33
So, I decided to make this two parts. This first part is just fluff, the readers get to see Evan in kind of a paternal role in this part, baby making will be in the next, I hope you enjoy!
Also ngl, I had this done for a couple of days now, I just couldn’t think of a title :/ so sorry about that. I’m awful with titles smh
Baby fever (Evan Peters X Reader) Pt. 1




Summary: While babysitting for Evans brother, you realize that you’re finally ready to have a baby, much to your husbands delight.
Word count: 2.2k
Warnings: none in this part ;)
Pt2 Pt3
“Thank you again, I know it’s a bit short notice, “ Evans brother, Andrew, says as he closes the door behind him to step out onto the dim front porch with Evan, his daughter Ellie, and myself.
“Dude, It’s no problem really!” Even smiles, laying a gentle hand on his brother’s shoulder. “It’s always a joy having Ellie around,” he grunts as he picks up her small ‘Peppa Pig’ suitcase and her car seat.
“Yeah, Dad! They love me!” Ellie giggles as she grabs onto my arm. I smile at her snaggle toothed grin. The yellow light of the porch reflecting off her dark hair, making her curly pig tails look golden.
“They’re right Andrew,” I reiterate as we all begin to walk to Evans car, Ellie’s small hand in mine while the crickets chirp their evening song. “Now you go inside and help the Mrs. pack for your..uh.. trip. We’ve got it from here, “ I give Andrew a sympathetic smile, taking Ellie’s sippy cup out of his hand.
Andrews wife’s mother has been rushed to the hospital just a few hours ago and the couple is driving through the night to be there with her. They haven’t told Ellie the reason for the trip, all she knows is that she’s spending the weekend with Auntie y/n and Uncle Evan.
“Be sure to call me if you need anything or if Ellie just wants to talk, bye sweetie,” Andrew picks up his daughter, giving her kiss on the head.
“I love you daddy,” she giggles hugging him back quickly before trying to escape his embrace. “Let me down! I wanna go to Uncle Evans!” She Kicks her small light up sneakers, flashes of purple and red glow on the concrete as her feet hit the ground. Andrew just laughs. Thanking us again before making his way inside.
“Give me the suitcase babe, I’ll throw it in the back,” I take the pink bag out of Evans arms, walking to the trunk to toss it in.
I make my way around the vehicle to see Evan bent over struggling to get the carseat hooked in as Ellie hangs on his leg, both of them erupting in giggles.
“Ellie I can’t get this carseat in with you climbing all over me like that,” he laughs as he pulls at the locked seatbelt, trying to free it so he can stretch it through the back of the child’s seat. Ellie continues as if she hasn’t heard him, and Evan lets her. I smile at the pure joy beaming from my husband. He loves children dearly; his niece is no exception of course. He’s brought up starting a family of our own many times in the few years we’ve been married, I’ve just never felt quite ready with how much time away his job requires, but now things are slowing down and the idea of having a baby grows on me more every day.
“Now Ellie, how will we ever make it to our house if you don’t let Uncle Evan buckle your seat in?” I ask, giving her a stern look. She considers my statement, then reluctantly trudges over to me, leaning on my leg.
“Oh okay,” she frowns, looking up at me with her big hazel eyes.
“Done! … I think.” Evan exclaims, backing away from the vehicle. I stifle a laugh when I see the crooked car seat that he is ever so proud of. I simply walk up and adjust it before plopping Ellie in the seat and strap her in. Finally, we can go home.
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After arriving home, we bring Ellie’s bag in to the room that she’ll be sleeping in, I take her down to the kitchen as Evan goes to change into some sleepwear. It’s a bit late, 7:00 pm and the sun’s already set for the night, but we’ve been informed that Ellie hasn’t had supper yet.
“Okay so you want a grilled cheese, we can do that, but you need to have a veggie as well,” I pick up Ellie and set her on the dining chair. She’s expressed that she wants a grilled cheese and only a grilled cheese. She even briefly tried to convince me that she’s allergic to all vegetables. “We have broccoli,” I pull a head of broccoli out of the fridge and set it on the table.
“Yuck!” The small girl rolls her tired eyes.
“Carrots,” I grab a bunch of fresh carrots, placing them in front of her.
“No way!” She shoves them away from her. I huff.
“Or we have green beans,” I reach into the pantry and set a jar of green beans next to the other veggies.
“Aunt y/n, you’re crazy. No thank you to all of them. Just a grilled cheese please,” she says in disgust, reaching for the bag of bread and block of cheese, sliding the ingredients closer to me.
“Ellie-“ I sigh, admittedly losing some patience.
“Oh wow look at all these super veggies that Aunt y/n has laid out for you. You’re lucky, she’s giving you the special ones,” Evan says coming around the corner, now in his pajamas, as he takes a seat next to his niece.
“What do you mean?” She inquires, raising a small eyebrow.
“Oh she didn’t tell you?” He gasps, shifting his gaze to wink at me. I stifle a laugh.
“These carrots,” he pulls the bunch to him. “They give you night vision.” He explains. Ellie considers his claim.
“What about this one,” she hands him the head of broccoli.
“Oh this? It just gives you super speed, no big deal I guess if you don’t want to be the next quicksilver,” he says nonchalantly, tossing the head of broccoli in between his hands. Ellie gasps, her eyes light up.
“I want this one!” She grabs the green veggie and hands it to me. “Please.” She adds, remembering her manners. I laugh.
“Don’t you want to hear about the green beans?” Evens asks, standing up from his seat.
“No thank you. Super speed please!” She crosses her hands on the table, awaiting her superpowers. Evan takes the broccoli from my grasp, turning to grab a cutting board.
“I got it honey, go upstairs and get ready for bed,” he kisses my forehead. I smile and thank him before making my way to our bedroom.
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I change into some comfy pajamas and do my nightly routine of skincare and brushing my teeth before padding down the steps. Before I peak my head around the corner I hear Evan shout,
“One more time… GO!” followed by the quick stomping of tiny feet. I clear the corner to see the furniture pushed out of the way and Ellie hurtling full speed towards me. She runs right into my stomach, nearly knocking the wind out of me.
“Jesus,” I wheeze. Ellie giggles boisterously with a toothless smile.
“I’m sorry Auntie y/n,” she manages to choke out as she falls to the ground in her fit of laughter. I look to my husband with wide eyes, trying to process what happened.
“Hey don’t look at me babe, it was the supper broccoli. Hopefully it will wear off soon,” he says genuinely, putting his hands up in defense. I can’t help but laugh.
I take a moment to admire the sight of my husband standing in his sweatpants and old stained shirt draped loosely on his toned body. His beautiful brown curls that are just a bit overdue for a trim sticking out every which way, yet resting perfectly on his soft features, and his scruff filling in more and more every day that he’s doesn’t shave. The gorgeous man in front of me, smiling from ear to ear with the purest of joy in his chocolate eyes makes my heart sing. He’s truly in his element right now. The elation coming from Ellie and Evan is contagious, I find myself in a fit of laughter as well as Ellie crawls up my legs and onto my back.
“Your turn to race Auntie y/n!” She cheers.
“No, no not tonight honey,” I disappoint her with my response.
“We have to clean up and get you ready for bed,” I walk over to Evan, passing the girl on my back into his grasp. “Which will be Uncle Evans job since he’s the one that wound you up,” I raise my eye brows at him. Ellie happily rests in his arms bridal style, her gummy grin never leaving her face.
“Hey, don’t give me that look,” he begins to walk towards the steps. “You’re the one that gave Ellie speed enhancing veggies,” he reminds me, almost fooling me as well, with how serious his tone and expression are.
I roll my eyes as I turn to put our living room back together.
‘You’d think Evan would know not have a 6 year old run laps around the house half an hour before bedtime.’ I sigh as I push our couch back into place. As irritated as I want to be, I can’t help but feel giddy. Seeing how happy Evan is with Ellie makes my heart swell with joy.
‘Maybe I will discuss having a baby with him.’ I think to myself as I replace our rug and coffee table back into the center of the room.
‘But having a child isn’t always fun. It’s much different having your own child than babysitting.’ I make note to remind him as I shove our recliner back to its designated spot.
‘And pregnancy can be complicated’ I’ll have to tell him. ‘I hope mine won’t be, but it is something you have to prepare for’ I’ll explain. He’s not the one getting pregnant so I know this may not be something he’ll consider.
I make my way to the kitchen to begin stacking the dishwasher with what little dishes Evan left in the sink before he went to destroying our living room.
‘And what will we do if you get a big job and have to fly halfway across the country while I’m in labor or freshly postpartum?’ I’ll be sure to ask. I begin to make myself nervous considering all my concerns.
‘And what if-‘
“She’s laying down,” Evans comforting voice breaks me from my thoughts. I can hear the smile as he speaks. I don’t even need to look up. “Once I finally convinced her that there is no goblin living in our guest room closet, she crawled right in bed,” his voice gets closer as he moves to wrap his strong arms around my waist, I lean back to rest my head on his shoulder, taking in his familiar scent. I turn to look up at him. I don’t know how his dimples haven’t popped right off his face from how much he’s been smiling this evening.
“Let’s have a baby,” I blurt out, looking into the pure joy glinting in his eyes. The joy turns to shock. He grabs my shoulders, spinning me around so he can search my eyes for any hint of joking. There isn’t any.
“Are you serious y/n?” He asks. The smile now just his jaw dropped to the floor, his eyes wide and his eyebrows raised so high that they’re hidden behind his curls. I chuckle at his reaction, my chest warming at how excited that one sentence has made him.
“Yes,” I simply answer. He matches my smile, pulling me into his chest so tight it almost hurts, but I don’t say anything.
“I want nothing more than that y/n,” he mumbles to the crook of my neck. I wiggle out of his grip enough to meet his gaze, seeing his mahogany eyes glistening. He blinks and a single tear threatens to escape though his long lashes. He reaches a hand up quickly to wipe the happiness attempting to leak from his eye.
“Let’s do it,” I grin. Every doubt, every concern, flying quickly out of my mind. The speech I was going to give him about the dangers and responsibilities of childbearing now long gone after seeing how happy the idea of us having our very own bundle of joy is making Evan.
“I love you so much y/n Peters,” he pulls me into a soft kiss, his lips warm against mine. I reach my hands up to bury my fingers in his curls.
“And I love you Evan Peters,” I smile against his lips. Though this kiss is gentle, but it is easily the most intimate kiss we’ve had. I can feel the adoration with every breath that fans over my face. “I think we should try as soon as Ellie goes home,” I suggest, pulling away from the kiss, resting my forehead on his.
“You wouldn’t reckon my brothers on his way home now, would you?” He jokes as he reaches down to grab my hands. Running his thumbs over my knuckles.
“I’m not even sure they’re out of the state yet Ev,” I smile at my husband. He brings both my hands up to his mouth, kissing each one gently.
“I suppose I can wait,” he sighs. I giggle, grabbing his arm to guide him to our room.
“Let’s check on Ellie one more time, then we can head to bed ourselves,” I whisper as we walk towards the guest room.
“You seriously expect me to be able to sleep, Honey? I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve night,” he flashes his dimples, I roll my eyes and smile at his excitement.
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Know that Nico has new paperwork (thanks Barbara); he goes to school. Bruce realizes that there is a problem, well, multiple problems. The last time Nico actually went to a school, or something that's like a school, was in the 30s/40s. School now is different. Nico's ADHD and dyslexia that come with being a demigod don't help at all. Then there are the other students; Nico knows himself that children can be brutal (he lives together with Damian Wayne; he knows the Aphrodite Kids), but nothing prepared him for this. He has to be 7+ hours in a room with 20 or more kids. They use words that Nico doesn't understand; hell, he just learned what a microwave is and how to use it. His classmates use words like sigma, Ohio, Rizz, slay, or lmao. When he asked where these words are from and what the meaning is, they looked at him weirdly and asked if he doesn't have social media. That is the next thing he doesn't know.
Well, no, he knows about social media but does not have it. Why? Demigods and phones, or generally technology, are not the best mix. Tim and Barbara give him a presentation on Internet slang and what everything means. The problem is, they also don't know everything.
Barbara is more generational, lmao, lol, idk, iykyk, and smh. And Tim is too busy running a company and being Red Robin to learn the new slang teenagers have come up with. Nico can't ask Damian; he talks more like Nico's grandparents in Italy than a teenager in modern times. Bruce and Alfred are too old; the same goes for Jason and Dick. Cass probably also doesn't know. He could ask Duke or Steph. But Nico is too afraid to ask Steph. She will teach him stuff he never wants to know.
The last time Nico asked Stephanie something, she explained what fanfiction is. Fanfiction is something nice, but what came after fanfiction is something he wants to forget. She explained in detail what the Omegaverse is. He really, reallllyyy didn't want to know about that.
However, not only is slang a problem, but modern technology is a general problem. When someone asked if they should add Nico to a group chat for this class, he was confused. First he was like, 'Is this an after-school club?'
His classmates are convinced that Bruce Wayne has a strict 'No Technologyrule because Damian isn't that much better. Obviously everyone knows Damian Wayne; they all know that he also has no clue about slang or certain social media things. So the entire school (teachers included) is convinced Bruce Wayne is a strict parent.
One day, during a history lesson, Nico gets into trouble at school. It's the first time ever. The teacher talked about the time before the Second World War. They focused on Italy and America's relationship with Italy at the time. The teacher said something incorrect, and Nico corrected it. It became a full argument because the teacher obviously doesn't know that Nico was alive back then. Even if he was a small child, he still remembers stuff. He gets sent to the principal, where Bruce picks him up.
At dinner he gets asked by Dick, who is visiting, what that was about. After he explained it, the teacher said something incorrect about Italy and history; Dick asked how he knew that.Nico answered, "You know that I was alive back then."
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Hi Sarah! Love you hcs could you do some hcs about bonten rindou who's trying to get attention from the reader but the reader is busy?? Thank you love!!!
Hello sweetheart! Tysm!
Ofc! Here you have it 🤗 🤗 🤗
My boy rindou needs to be more drawn, like I only found one GOOD pic of him in Bonten for the banner 😩😭
Warnings: fem!reader, fluff Words: 963 Disclaimer: English isn't my first language so I apologise for any mistakes or misunderstandings!
Rindou wanting attention hcs
₊˚ෆ Okay so one thing that I know is that Rindou is an attention seeker (just like his brother), don't ask me how I just know 🤷🏽♀️
₊˚ෆ He's the little brother after all, what else did you expect?
₊˚ෆ Plus, Ran doesn't help, really. Like I believe that Ran's Rindou's number one fan. I hc that when Rindou had a theater or smh like that at school Ran would be in the first line recording, clapping, screaming and just being Ran tbh.
₊˚ෆ At the start of your relationship with him he wouldn't show it, he's a 29 year old mafia man who is independant (his brother doesn't count), but as it progresses…
₊˚ෆ Look, when it comes to you, realistically, or he couldn't care less or he would lose his mind. Like he's a mafia man, I don't know what you expected.
₊˚ෆ If is the last option, the only Bonten member apart from him you'll know is his brother, no one else. This man is like a doberman, he'll protect you even if that's the last thing he'll do.
₊˚ෆ Ofc, Ran would do the same. You make his brother happy? He would protect you no matter what, just like Rindou would do it with his girl. There would be 4 persons in your marriage with Rindou; the two of you ofc and then Ran and his wife.
₊˚ෆ Because of this closeness, you and Ran's wife inevitably became friends, reaching the point of being like sisters who grew up together.
₊˚ෆ The only way for you to be Rindou's wife is if you knew him before everything. Here, the woman of the process was you and the woman to whom Rindou showed his teachings was also you. The same happens with Ran.
₊˚ෆ You'll meet each other in your high schooler years and stay with together since then, as the same happens with Rans wife, you girls practically grew up together.
₊˚ෆ When your husbands work, you would be going to Pilates class together, having brunches very frequently, planning playdates for your children (if you have them) and so on.
₊˚ෆ Basically you girls are maintained, at their insistence more than anything (because there is no way your husbands will let their wives do a single bit of work).
₊˚ෆ In this family of 4, visit each other was a tradition. Every Saturday, you went to each other's houses to have dinner.
₊˚ෆ Of course, when you see your bestie you forget about everything else. She's your bestie after all, you've got to tell each other tea when the spoon, the sugar and the cup weren't around. And if there's someone to blame, it's their fault.
₊˚ෆ Rindou didn't notice, just happy to see you happily talking with your best friend. He knows he is out very often, so he's glad you have someone to talk to.
₊˚ෆ But when the hours went by, and you're just talking with his brother and his wife, Rindou started to pout.
"What? You're seeing things, go check yourself for schizophrenia baby." he'll say every time you bring up the topic.
₊˚ෆ Rindou's an attention seeker and a semidirect one, like he'll give you a very direct hint about his feelings. He's a man, he's not ashamed about his feelings (to the most of them) and he's a "were not going to bed before we resolve our problem" type of guy.
₊˚ෆ He demonstrated this after a while.
You and Rans wife were happily talking in the living room, Ran doing some comments here and there but mostly of all you and her.
"–and the house must be clean! And that's literally what he told Asteria" she finished, leaning back to her husband’s arm again.
"No way!" you gasped in shock.
"I know, right? After all the things Asteria has done for him." she said letting out a sigh "He has the nerve to ask for more when she has done the impossible for him and for their family."
"Men these days." you denied with disappointment, getting supported by an assent and a 'yeah' for her part "Oh! How did I forget it? We have a present for you guys for your new pregnancy!" you revealed enthusiastic.
"Really? You guys didn't have to." said Ran.
"Nonsense, we gotta show our good wishes for the new future member." replied Rindou "It's in the car, we'll go for it, wait here." Rindou said standing up first, extending a hand to help you standing up.
As you guys were going to the garage, you felt a hand on your waist, pulling you closely to Rindous body.
"You know, you seem to enjoy the company of your best friend who you see almost every day more than the company of your husband, the one who is out very often." he said, giving you a squeeze on your waist while he took out the car keys with the other one.
"Ow, you want my attention? Is that what's going on?" you said teasing him, losing the warmth of his hand as he went to get the gift.
"Yes. I would be grateful, thank you." Rindou said directly, coming back with the gift (a very pretty baby cart that costed thousands) in his hands.
You chuckle as you were going to his side, hugging one of his arms and starting to tell him that it would be great to have another baby (or your first) so that It could be your best friends partner and thanks to that you could become family and- No, Rindou, our marriage is not enough, if our kids get married it would be like another different level.
Rindou, looking at you while you were daydreaming about some childhood best friend trope, wouldn't avoid the thought of-
Anything to see that smile in your face, my love.
₊˚ෆ Two month went by, and guess who's pregnant?
I love Rindou sm 😭💗
I hc that he would be very direct like he wouldn't have any drop of shame in his body.
omg it's currently 0:28 and I didn't make my masterlist yet 😩
Update: omg I’m so dumb, I just noticed that the request said that the reader was BUSY like doing smth and not having time 4 him like I didn’t finished reading the request– omg I’m so stupid 💀✋🏽
I’m so sorry, please send me a request saying if do you want me to change it or anything. I’m so sorry but it’s currently 1:57 and my brain is not braining 😭😭😭
So sorry baby :(
28/04/24
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The problem with the baby maker comment is that it puts down motherhood. I agree that Katara deserved better treatment from the writers, but she deserves better treatment bc she just didn't get much time or effort, not because she was a mother. Calling any woman, for any reason whatsoever, a 'baby maker' is mysoginistic, period. Even if we're talking abt like, ol fasion times when women were valued by their ability to have children, calling them a 'baby maker' is derogatory toward the woman when the fault lies with the society. No woman is ever a baby maker, she is a mother, and, if in a position where she's forced to have kids, a victim.
However, also, Katara is very clearly not that. She is described as having a significant role and life outside of her children, (but the writers gloss over it bc Katara isn't as important to them in LoK, which I'm also irked about. Like, it's Katara, you KNOW she did more than just outlaw something, can't even put a statue of her in the background smh). She's well respected as an expert waterbender, (though she does get relegated to the best healer instead of, you know, the badass warrior that she is) and she has three children, which is a very normal amount, and all three have years between eachother so Katara and Aang were clearly not particularly pressed to have kids.
I don't think they had children just to have an air nomad and stopped because like, if Tenzin had been the first born, I have no doubt Katara still would've wanted more if for no other reason then to also have a waterbender, just like some parents try for another kid bc they want both a son and a daughter. It's doesn't make someone a baby maker to want kids for a reason.
Calling Katara a baby maker degrades her, degrades how important and valuable being a mother is (just like being a father is also valuable), and it's just in general a very gross thing to call a woman.
If you want to critique the way Katara was tossed aside, feel free, she 100% got done dirty (honestly, both her and Toph did), but you don't need to call her names or pretend like having kids is the only thing she did in order to do it. The fault in her writing does not lay with her family.
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I keep forgetting to post these smh maybe I’ll also do this for a few other fics I haven’t really advertised
Summary: Scar is a child care robot designed to identify early signs of mental illness in children in order to help them recieve early intervention and accomodations for the future. All well and good, what a great idea, thanks Cleo for making such a cool robot! One question though. Why is he hot. Why did you make the robot hot????????
This is the root of all of Cub's problems, but luckily, the robot seems pretty into Cub as well! What a stroke of good luck! Hopefully Scar has no other veiled intentions.
#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#gtws#zombiecleo#cubscar#convex#my looking psych degree is once again apparent
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3) But most of the fandom doesn’t have an issue with it. They actually think the Trojans are too soft and not pushy enough with Jean
They complain about this new trilogy because it didn’t give them the same tough as nails, “bitchy” characters as AFTG. Fandoms love extremes, especially when people are awful and still get a happy ending. And I get that, it's nice to see someone not being a perfect human and still "making it". AFTG is a hopeful story. But so is Jean's???? Yet the fandom acts like he's not suffering enough, like he's getting a handout when Jeremy is too kind to him? And they act like the Trojans are these golden children with perfect lives when they're very much not? They're just normal people with normal struggles, they only look "picture perfect" when compared to the Foxes. Which is why you shouldn't do it lol
Nora said she has a problem because the only characters she finds "interesting" are the ones that have gone through unspeakable trauma and I feel like she inadvertently attracted a fandom that thinks like her for the most part (not everyone of course, and most of them probably don't even realize they do it)
I've seen people put Jeremy in the same category as Matt and Aaron aka "drug addicted side characters". Because for them only people who were tortured (Neil, Jean, Kevin when Riko shattered his hand) and sexually abused (Andrew, Jean) are interesting enough to be "main character material"
Even people that accept these new books still cling to old characters and the toxic behaviors shown in AFTG, which is why we get all these fics where Jean cheats on Jeremy with Kevin. They could just remove Jeremy from the equation completely but no. They have to include him so they can write Jean acting toxic (sure, cheating was never showed in AFTG, but there's plenty of toxic, unhealthy behaviors that are justified by the narrative). And it's also why so many people complain that these new books "read like fanfiction" because the characters are "too soft for the AFTG universe". Again they're only too soft if compared to the Foxes. The Trojans are tough in their own way. Just like every other person. I guess that’s not “special” enough smh
Not suffered enough???? JEAN????? if anything I think we’re getting into this is getting ridiculous territory with Jean. And idk if this is controversial or not but the revisiting of all his rapes/assault to make them worse than they already were (the I did ask for it scene) was unnecessary imo. Like somehow we just keep building and building on jeans trauma 😭 wdym not suffered enough please 😭😭
And maybe that’s where that ties in with Nora saying she thinks the characters who’ve been through unspeakable trauma are the only interesting characters, because yeah we can tell lol. And I’m not policing her writing or anything, she can write what she wants, but also it’s very obvious .
But of course there also is something in watching someone come from rock bottom to a more hopeful future. And like u said AFTG is a hopeful story, both in Neil’s trilogy and Jeremy & Jean’s.
To ur other point tho, I have seen the ppl who think Jeremy’s not pushy enough. I haven’t seen ppl say so about cat & Laila but I know a lot of ppl liked the way they handled things (which is not to mean they think cat & Laila handled it perfectly, tho there are some who do, and that’s their right ) .
But also it grates on me that ppl are missing like, the entire point of this trilogy 💀. Yeah the Trojans are softer than the foxes. They’re supposed to be. The whole point is learning there’s other ways to win, other ways to live, that violence and cruelty and anger aren’t always the answer. And there was a lot of meta commentary in this book like “healing stories sell less papers/ they’re getting bored of us , I think”, which I am unsure was aimed at the fandom but it kinda felt like it.
And with Jeremy … I mean the dude “destroyed” his family. (In quotes bc I don’t think it’s his fault). How that doesn’t seem like main character material is beyond me. I do heavily agree about the extremes thing—not only this but with the SA in the books. Like no matter where I go on ao3 there is always some reimagining of someone’s (not just Jean’s) SA that’s 10000x worse than what was in canon material. And it’s everyone’s right to write what they want and hc what they want and I can just filter those out if I don’t want to see them. But at some point it’s kinda like…
Yk?
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Sunday Service
First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

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y/ninsta: I'm Backkkkkkkkkkkk. Did you miss me? Sunday Service dropping Friday. Pre save it now! 😘💕
normani: well it's about damn time! saweetie: we stan. what paprika gonna say about this one? blancahood: PAPRIKA?!?! HELPPPPPPPPPP theestallion: can't wait for this, I know my good sis is about to EAT y/ninsta: saweetie you are a hot ass mess and you know it lmao dualipa: glad to see that jackharlow is letting you out the house more these days jackharlow: now why am I in it? dualipa don't start with me today, my kids got me stressed out enough and you are NOT helping claybornharlow: produced by the one and only little baby saweetie: y/ninsta I call it like I see it. We make pretty bitch music and there's nothing but talent on this end. can't say the same thing about her. Tryna throw shade and I'm about to throw the whole damn rainforest. don't come for my bestie who isn't thinking about you jackandy/naremyparents: MUVA is backkkkkkk!!! dualipa: jackharlow send them my way and I guarantee you that they are about to be on their best behavior jackharlow: dualipa not with the youngest one starting to bite people y/ninsta: jackharlow AHT AHT! she was probably hungry and we know you can't cook. not too much on my youngest now. druski2funny: I knew from the beginning that those triplets were going to be problem children y/ninsta: druski2funny leave my babies aloneeeee the only problem child I have is jackharlow jessicakelce: saweetie said what she said and ate and left no crumbs y/ninsta: saweetie only one of us is going to be here for the long run and it's the one who's married to jackharlow 😜 allthingsy/n: talk yo shit mamas, at least we know you can back it up jackharlow: everyday I stray further and further from knowing what peace feels like and not you calling me a problem child smh saweetie: y/ninsta OOP let her know! between her and the girl that has a daddy with no neck, they coming for the wrong person urbanwyatt: saweetie NOT THE DADDY WITH NO NECK quiiso: 😭😭😭😭😭😭 y/ninsta: jackharlow love you smush 😘


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y/ninsta: every time yall book me with them hoes it's gon be big drama 🤭🤭
blancahood: here for the pettiness and the pettiness only y/ninsta: blancahood I'm innocent sis saweetie: y/ninsta well I'm not. STREAM SUNDAY SERVICE!!!! 2forwoyne: GET IN THE BOOTH BITCH theestallion: hard work and grinding pays off. what a luxury it is to shoot up the charts by being a tik tok rapper without actual talent. when I see her imma tell her to freestyle on the spot. jessicakelce: theestallion don't set yourself up to be disappointed like that lmao cardib: yall messy in these comments and I'M HERE FOR IT allthingsy/n: one thing's for sure and two thing's for certain, y/ninsta's girls are always going to have her back sza: now we all know y/ninsta can fight and I would never want to be on the receiving end soooo good luck with that lol y/ninsta: sza that is the old me! I'm mature now! jackharlow: y/ninsta this morning you tried to fight the delivery guy because he dropped your package y/ninsta: jackharlow he damn near threw that shit. it had FRAGILE written on it and he was acting like he couldn't read. not my damn fault. he was asking for it. jackharlow: ladies and gentlemen, my wife y/ninsta urbanwyatt: y/ninsta I fully support your actions jackharlow: urbanwyatt DON'T ENCOURAGE HER claybornharlow: y/ninsta I support you too, forever and always y/ninsta: the people love me, jackharlow get with the program jackharlow: y/ninsta just terrorizing me since day one smh y/ninsta: jackharlow would it help if I told you that your money paid for what was in the package? jackharlow: beat his ass

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y/ninsta: when you ask your husband to send you a selfie because you miss him. Look at my pookie 🥹
I love you long time big baby 😘💕
jackharlow: 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 jaysontatum: he knows where home is y/ninsta: jayson, don't you muthafuckin start with me urbanwyatt: the girlies are fightinggggggggg druski2funny: wait, what about me?! y/ninsta: keyword: HUSBAND. as in he's MINE. go and find yall own smh jackharlow: y/ninsta remember that one time you told me to try and return you without the receipt? the receipt being our marriage certificate that you tried to set on fire when you were drunk? y/ninsta: jackharlow that is my past and therefore I do not live there anymore saweetie: lmaooooooooo urbanwyatt: all I remember is her having matches and running with them as jackharlow was jumping over couches to try and stop her. good times. jackharlow: urbanwyatt you would encourage this smh urbanwyatt: jackharlow that's my bestie and imma stick beside her jackharlow: urbanwyatt AND I'M NOT? urbanwyatt: jackharlow you are, I just love to see her terrorizing you jackharlow: smh it be your own first born y/ninsta: two more days until I get to see my big babyyyyyyy jackharlow: you better be ready for me 👀 y/ninsta: jackharlow if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready 👀


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y/ninsta: oh look, it's my husband 😍😍😍
You are such a dad now and that's what the outfit is giving lmao jackharlow 🤣🤣
jackharlow: these damn kids got me fighting for my life smh y/ninsta: jackharlow and yet you want more? jackharlow: y/ninsta we're having a basketball team y/ninsta: jackharlow in what universe and with whose vagina? saweetie: you gonna fold one way or another. you always do. y/ninsta: saweetie don't encourage him urbanwyatt: the fact that he was almost late because of baby number three y/ninsta: urbanwyatt she is the no limit soldier lmao jack can't tell her no because she looks like him, but acts like me dualipa: y/ninsta if you need me to save you, blink twice jessicakelce: dualipa lmaooooooo jackharlow: dualipa you, y/ninsta, claybornharlow and my kids be the reason I'm stressed all the time and I don't like it claybornharlow: I am literally just sitting here minding my business jackharlow: claybornharlow THIS TIME and this is a rare occurrence y/ninsta: cut it out you two! smh, I'm already raising enough children between my triplets, jack, my pets, and pg 2forwoyne: now what did we do this time?! y/ninsta: 2forwoyne idk, but I'll find out soon enough because I always do jackharlow: y/ninsta not you calling me one of the children again y/ninsta: jackharlow a mother's job is never done, maggieharlow BACK ME UP maggieharlow: y/ninsta I did what I could with him, and he's your responsibility now lol jackharlow: not yall throwing me under the bus smh saweetie: jackharlow they more so catapulted you lmao
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3 and 4 for the ask thing? 👀
3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
the most recent one I've seen was a luke fan who genuinely thinks thalia should have joined him in ttc and called her cruel and heartless and a bitch for what she did on mount tam 💀 see I consider myself a Luke Understander™ but I have such distaste for the two extremes of the fandom that are So Bad at nuanced interpretations of his character (basically the dichotomy of "luke did nothing wrong" vs. "luke was truly deeply evil and also gross towards children"). like I really appreciate what luke adds to the story and I think he's one of rick's best written characters but my god luke fans who hate on thalia gross me out :| why would thalia join him after he endangered annabeth. why would she slay the ophiotaurus when she's aware that she can't handle the power. why would she join luke and inevitably doom herself to being the vessel for kronos in his place???? anyways...
4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?
I blocked one of the bigger valgrace posters because I'm sooo over their calypso hate. there's such a misogynistic undertone to the way they talk about her + the way they engage with the lost trio. in general I kinda think that side of the fandom has an unexamined misogyny problem - the usual fandom thing of sidelining women and girls in favor of men and m/m dynamics, and/or having higher behavioral/character writing standards for girls than they do for boys
(note: this shouldn't need to be clarified but I don't hate valgrace lol and this is not the only corner of the fandom that I think has a distinct misogyny problem. pls do not extrapolate meanings from this post that are not present, i.e. "so liking mlm is sexist?" "so you're saying ALL valgrace fans are misogynists?" because that's a very very silly takeaway from what I said and I'm not gonna argue with you 🙏)
this is sadly one of the reasons why you don't see me doing too much tlh trio posting on my own time (even though I adore them as a unit and as individuals) because I just hesitate to engage with that :/ same goes for other popular characters or ships or dynamics that I enjoy i.e. my ao3 is full of percabeth but I don't like engaging with the fandom much 💀 it's too big and so there's naturally just a higher proportion of people who are Weird and/or Annoying. the person I blocked before this was a loud percabeth stan + rachel hater because girl if you don't leave that wonderful redhead alone I stg
in general tho I tend to block people for posting a lot of character/ship hate regardless of whether or not I like/dislike said characters or ships (and I do mean hate, not evenhanded crit). everyone has their right to do whatever they want on their own blog but it's just exhausting for me to see so much negativity. I would definitely never follow someone that posts a lot of hate like that. especially woman haters 😐 because people don't know how to talk about their dislike of a woman (fictional or otherwise) without falling back on gross misogynistic language smh
(from this ask meme - feel free to ask/reblog!)
#frank and hazel are so much easier to post about than anyone else. like this side of the fandom is so chill because there's#like 10 of us total 😌✌️#also I'm not naming the va|grace poster I'm talking about so don't ask sorry lol#do not let me influence your opinion of a real person I am literally a tumblr user#baye.txt#pjo
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