#probably a dog too

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"Her mom says she's nearly bankrupt. Afraid she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown."

Leverage Redemption S02E09 The Pyramid Job.

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[crowatyourwindow]

Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

[allshewhispers]

Dazai quickly changing the subject after failing to win Chuuya over with his flirting😭

[whyamihereat4am]

my favourite thing about chuuya nakahara is that he's just kind of. chill. about everything. he's like, my tragic backstory has no hold on me, i went to therapy and i'm all good now. i'm a bad guy cuz it pays good and my found family happens to be here. what do you mean that's not a good reason, you a cop or something?

someone will betray him and he'll go ok well that's pretty upsetting. they probably had a good reason though. i'll forgive them if they let me get a good punch in. if they're really just a hater they're giving me bad vibes and i don't wanna deal with 'em at all tbh.

things have been done to him that would warrant a lifelong crusade of revenge for anyone else, but for chuuya nakahara it's just, that was super not cool but i'll let it slide if you get therapy with me.

chuuya is down for any crime and thinks moral boundaries are for losers and stuff but he's the nicest guy in the port mafia when it comes to not mistreating his subordinates and probably helps old ladies cross the street. he shows up for a solid 10-20 minutes of screentime per season and makes all the fans fall in love with him while doing the bare minimum, and despite technically being a villain i don't think he's worked against the agency a single time (although to be fair this is often not on purpose). he also does the bare minimum every time he's asked to help in-universe and clearly isn't even trying, and he sweeps anyway because he is ridiculously overpowered and could probably kill literally everyone if he actually wanted to, and i just. no one is doing it like him. you go you unbothered king.

[beekeeperspicnic]

I drew this little Holmes Mouse for a game achievement graphic but then I was worried he'd be lonely so I drew him a friend.

[lotus-pear]

the fine people of bsd tumblr have asked for fem skk and i shall give it to them

[inzuinzudesu]

[tadc-harlequin-au]

sorry guys i'm a bit. obsessed

[littleplantfreak]

been thinking about ur fav assisting you with the hand job you’re giving him. Either you’re not used to giving one or maybe their cock is big enough that your hand can’t wrap around fully, but regardless it has them putting their hand over yours and showing you how they like it. They’re dribbling over both your hands with pre and really all you have to do is watch while they use your hand to get themselves off atp

[howlsnteeth]

i guess there's no remedy, own worst enemy

[yuyonyu]

Gogol’s unrequited love

[esmiara]

A soukoku chaos dump

[princema-k]

so draw your blade, you wretched fiend and let's you and i fight like the dishonourable dogs we are savage, violent, yet free and when the curtain calls, let me put you out of my misery

[miguel-owhora]

speaking of pup play, gaz collaring his werewolf!bf with a leash and everything, and ordering you to fuck him. just imagine him sitting on his hands and knees, gripping the end of the leash as you plow into him. he's half your size, your cock the size of his thigh, and every thrust has him seeing stars. you could probably wring out a couple of orgasms from him before he gives you the go ahead to knot him, and once you do, it takes everything in him not to pass out with how full he feels, what with your cock and knot, and the excess amount of cum inflating his belly until not even your knot is able to keep your cum plugged.

[somnimagus]

-blonde horror protagonist's abrupt and incorrect assumptions about blonde people

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