#probably Hank.

[just-a-boxx]

Angry

[an-artistic-failure]

*PTSD and the first stage of grief have entered the chat*

Hey guys! Here’s that Villain Mikey explanation post I was talking bout earlier :D

This is what’s been going on with everyone up until the next update. April and Casey won’t be in it but I just wanted to let y’all know what’s going on with them.

Keep in mind that we’re still in like, “origin story” territory, there is a lot of build-up but I will try to make it as entertaining as possible.

The next comic is still gonna take a while, so bear with me plz 😔

[theyrerealinmyheart]

f/o who is more than twice my age: *lighting a cigarette* when you were born i had already graduated college

me: can yuo put that out on me

[81rye]

john egan is an actual dog and it ruins me. hes a feral dog. Listen. Listen to me. hes so disgustingly loyal. gale goes down and he refuses to send his locker thingy home. No you cant do that hes alive. Hes alive hes coming back. Thats what he says he says that. everyone listens to him because hes a FERAL ANIMAL FERAL WITH GRIEF. he sees gale at the pow camp and his tail wags. his expression is equivalent to a tail wag. gale says down boy and john sits. gale says fetch me these items boy and john fetches. theyre stuck in a stalag. he loses his mind. he gets antsy. hes a caged animal. hes biting off his own foot. buck he says nobodys writing me. buck he says i need out. gale tells him no boy thats too dangerous. despite his bitching and whining and moaning he stays. he stays. he stays. then they have an opportunity to leave. he sacrifices his opportunity for gale. gale gets out and johns left behind but its okay because gales out. IS ANYONE OUT THERE. HELLO. PLEASE.

[bleepthegrawlix]

never come between a boy and his trivia

based on/edited from this classic:

[fluffydeoxys]

doc's guard dogs

[c0nn0rsseur]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Bryan Dechart’s performance as Cyberlife Tower Connor aka Sixty and Sixty as a character? 🤌

Though Sixty and deviant Connor are physically identical (minus their demeanors, e.g. the way they stand and walk, like wow, Bryan, wow) and their voices technically aren’t different from each other, the distinction is still clearly there, at the same time it’s so nuanced too. Sixty sounds condescending, imperious and callous compared to deviant Connor whose voice is empathetic, curious and sincere. I’m not even talking about their lexicon, their choice of words here (there’s of course a difference too). Even when Sixty tries to convince Hank he’s the real Connor, you can hear how he’s failing to sound exactly like his counterpart because he can’t replicate deviant Connor’s voice and speech pattern just so. Sixty’s also being very commanding when trying to fool Hank into shooting the real Connor (Hank even gets irritated because of it). Damn that’s brilliant acting, all hats off to Bryan. His performance in this game never fails to impress me. (I wish there were dialogue for RK900 too, I would’ve loved to see Bryan’s take on his voice and presence.)

Also also I have to mention I love the take that Sixty really was a deviant all along too, an ”evil” version of Connor if you will; cold, calculating and even enjoying the situation he had Connor (and Hank) in. You know, doing all of it because he wanted to, because he liked it. Why else would he deliver a whole ass villain monologue before executing deviant Connor, gloating about how he knows what he is and that he is the obedient, favorite child, plus calling Connor a disappointment (and a disappointment to him especially, like how Connor should care in his final moments that Sixty despises him for not being a good little robot)? AND shooting him several times non-lethally before landing that final shot (if the story goes there), like savoring the situation. Of course he also has to ask if Connor has any last words too. That’s definitely not what an efficient machine would have done to make sure it accomplished its mission. In some outcomes his stalling costs him the victory.

Top that off with the ending where deviant Connor dies but the androids still wake up, Sixty is scared and emotional because he failed, scared to be deactivated because of his failure. Then there’s this scene where he shoots deviant Connor eleven times in front of his friend. After that Sixty takes in Hank’s reaction and even torments him by saying Connor’s death was his fault. Still doesn’t sound like a machine much, huh? More like a sadistic psychopath.

Man, I wish we could’ve seen more Sixty, it would’ve been chilling to see if he went full-on rogue, maybe being Markus’ right hand/attack dog on a leash in the violent revolution arc, maybe with his own agenda of taking Markus’ place and wanting to subjugate humanity. Or maybe deviant Connor could’ve persuaded him to their side by making Sixty to see he was nothing but a tool, unintentionally prompting him to seek revenge and to reduce Amanda and Cyberlife to atoms (not what Connor intended haha). There could’ve even been a redemption arc for him, like in a ”what’ve I done?” type way. You know, a bit of an internal moral struggle. And of course, our fave ”sack of shit” (as Hank so eloquently put it) demanding answers from his maker, Kamski, in a not-so, uh, conventional manner. Let them measure their respective arrogance and wit and see who comes out on top. Or would they team up?

Such a delicious character, so many delicious what-ifs.

[glass-noodle]

“this human showed me that I could be something else.

that I could be someone!”

audio from this video. thank you so much to Evil Banana 202 on YT for providing the cut game audio files!

[f1wbb]

Madness hair club

[ffverr]

Summer of 69', graduated, but none of them want to go home for break so they took advantage of Xavier's tennis court.

*Intense challengers music starts playing*

Close ups!

[welcometogrouchland]

(ID in alt) hi sorry for back to back marvel fanart I swear I still have dc stuff lmao. However I did recently read X-Men: first class and got a bit carried away doodling this after Lmao

[moeblob]

Nines: ... you make a solid case, Sixty.

[verquilla]

that bunny plushie in animal jam classic

[fizzymilkcan]

there was a single joke in episode 4 about rusty being “on the rag” and I knew had to draw this

NO SPOILERS PLEASE

[barkrocks]

i just think all stand-up specials should include a little tangent where the comedian explains the evolution of ants

[puppetmastery]

one (gentle) beef I have with the vbros community is that they keep making dean the transfem when Hank was the one doing this

and repeatedly shoving himself into various caricatures of tv masculinity to cope with a long running identity crisis. if anyone's going to be on super venture estrogen in a few years it's going to be hank.