#princess stan

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Have no clue why but Princess Stan reminded me of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/AsoKo_ekkH8?si=0bRWi1TGMj2yhIjc

Also Princess Stan: ✨💅 Having a mental breakdown about being kidnapped by my Not-brother the dragon 💋✨👑

The rumors: So did you hear about this Princess getting kidnapped?

Farmer: Which one? They get kidnapped every other week?

Peasant: No, No, this one has like an epic backstory.

I just heard it down from the pub. So according to some buddies of mine, they said that the King of Catticus-ville had an affair, had an unborn child with a Fae. And that child is the Princess Stanelcella, who is rumored to have lived her life deep in the criminal underworld. There are stories of this fair maiden Princess not only stealing the hearts of half of the Princes in the realm but also was leading on the sons of several powerful crime lords. And since she’s half-fae, she can trick anyone with her wits and wile. She’s the most amazing trickster in all of the land. And I’ve heard if you get her on your side, she’d be able to see through spell bound contracts with deities and is able to break them, she’s that powerful.

But because the King did not want his wife to know about his child out of wedlock they say that he sold her to a dragon!! And currently there’s a humongous bounty to retrieve her, to either kill her, marry her or the Queen of Catticus Ville wants to investigate her husband’s child. (Probably to kill her though)

Farmer: Dear lord, that is fascinating my boy. Now run a long now, your wife is calling for you.

Peasant: Aye, I best not keep her waiting.

(Once out of sight)

Farmer: You can come out now, did you hear all that you wanted to hear?

Fidds: *dying of laughter*

Stan: (-᷅_-᷄๑)

Fidds: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stan: Here’s your twenty silver, now do not speak of a word of this to anyone.

Farmer: You are quite an ugly Princess, sir

Stan: You take that back

Fidds: * wheezing* GONNA CLOG MY CIRCUITS AAHAHAHHAHAHA

Stan: You shut up

Every time a new knight shows up Stan gets increasingly bizarre tales of his beauty and power. Stan doesn't know where it's coming from. He's a guy! And also a regular guy! Where's all this backstory coming from! Who's making stuff up about him! Where did he get magic powers! What princes are out there daydreaming about him! He's a grown man! Stop!

Ford would also like them to stop :( this is his Stan, if they want one they need to find another one somewhere else. He got this one fair and square.

Fidds is def laughing at it all.

[pan-of-light]

He lied, lyingly, like a liar.

[frenchublog]

Steal their look 👗

[shatshay]

uhh crossover

[ventricodus]

gay is okay, stan

[abirthdayclown]

“Ford doesn’t know about 9/11” this and “Ford doesn’t know The Cold War ended” that. Yes yes all well and good, but when does he find out about CHERNOBYL? Stanley has to hold him back by the collar and beat him down to keep him from sailing to Ukraine and investigating a nuclear graveyard.

Stanford if he was around in 1986, probably:

[bunnibabydoll]

[kennythecatgirl]

I.... I might've gone a little overboard

[cl0wnc4rzz]

dump

[kobebibebi]

ill just dump all of these here 🏃

i may be cringe but i am free

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

I’ve been wondering, for dragon AU. How did Ford know Stan was in the villages looting? Or did he not know it was Stan but somehow knew someone was down there and it just happened to be his twin (happy surprise!)?

And did Ford and Stan have a fight in this AU? Did Stan get kicked out? Why did they end up going separate ways?

Love the fic btw. Princess Stan is hilarious. Mental image of a couple years passing and knights still going up to rescue the “princess” because they hear tale of a beautiful maiden with long flowing hair trapped by a dragon. And they get there and it’s just. Stan. Long flowing hair for sure because it’s hard to get a haircut when your dragon brother keeps you trapped in his hoard, but definitely not a maiden.

Stan is used to it by now but he still gets a kick out of seeing their faces when they realize there’s no pretty princess for them to rescue.

He did not know it was Stan! He was hunting for dinner, his dragon eyes saw the horse and locked on. It wasn't until Stanmare darted through the village gates and out of immediate reach that he realized the wagon looked familiar (since its the Stanley Mobile in this universe). He went over to check it out, thinking it might be a coincidence, then saw Stan there hiding. A very happy surprise for him!

Yes and yes, they had a fight and Stan was kicked out. In this universe, magic is a dying art that few can do. Ford is one of those few, someone who understands how to enchant things and has the power to do it. Instead if college, Ford was being scouted for the kingdoms wizard academy, where he could learn how to hone his skills and make a fortune using magic.

Instead of the perpetual motion machine, Ford prepares an enchantment of some kind. The night before his demonstration stan accidentally smudges or damages the magic circle and tries to fix it. Stan's fix worked short term, but failed before Ford could present. The wizards write him off as a fraud and move on, ruining his chances of ever being accepted. Ford recognizes Stan's work and confronts him, filbrick overhears, Stan is kicked out until he can make back the money. Ford goes to a regular non magic academy and focuses on trying to bring magic back into the world so its more accessible and not a rare skill.

Stan def gets a kick at seeing the devastated looks on knights faces. The dragon, castle, and treasure are all very real, but it turns out princess Stanel is actually Stanley, ex-criminal turned princess by job title. Everyone here calls him princess as a joke, since he's technically filling that role. Stan hates it, but be was kidnapped by a dragon for company and doesn't have any other role in the castle besides 'in distress'. In the parody cast of characters I have planned, he's the kidnapped princess lol.

[lesliemeyers]

getting so into the LARP that you toy with the idea of altering your friendship with your best friend forever while also forgetting other people are there

[vltrviolents]

[xianta]

Dance, Baby!

[444prilsbae]

angelic bombshell ໒꒱

[aria-greenhoodie]

New Banner just dropped. Oh look at all my blorbos… my beloveds… my scrimblo bimblos….

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