#prince fatty

[peninsularian]

Great lick-over of the Lonnie Liston Smith anthem

[punkrockmixtapes]

Listen to: You Know I'm No Good by Prince Fatty

[toupee-or-nottoupee]

sometimes it hits me that Bilbo, Frodo, Merry and Pippin are all heirs to their clans like ??? like i love the comedic exploration of Bilbo is the grandchild of Old took, the Thain, the effective "leader" for matters of the shire and tho not direct line really, it does makes Bilbo a prince to an extent if u wanna go royalty terms and thats funny to pair with Thorin and Company. But then u peel back and like,,, oh,,, sam is literally the only with the humble background and like its not that Frodo Merry and Pippin are just "nobles" and gentlehobbits no no, they're heirs to their clans, literally the two big shot families with some of the biggest smial (hell theyre two different regions entirely. we talk abt hobbit settlement as The Shire but Buckland is its own thing too!!) like the entire fellowship is just a bunch of princes and a gardener like guys *head in hands*

[sarcasticdragon1682]

Here's a post-dinner pic of me on the brink of bursting (/s, kind of.) I figured it'd be a wasted opportunity if I didn't post a pic of my turgid tummy.

[nasthepotprincess]

okay but also damen with a fatty

and then in a chiton

like this is true literary genius

[peninsularian]

Rollicking mash-up knees-up interpolation of The Temptations’ tune from Prince Fatty and crew

[fleshblight]

Khoshekh Laura Palmer Appreciation Post

[gizmogutt]

Will I ever have a fat boyfriend??

I've dated such beautiful fat guys but nothing's been a solid commitment of exclusivity yet. It feels so depressing. I want to find a guy who likes being fat and maybe even wants to be fatter. And i feel insane talking to normie friends because they're like... Maybe you should date someone not fat, but I'm like, I literally can't... I wouldn't be attracted to them. Maybe we could be friends but i just wouldn't feel the sensation i would when I'm with a fat person.

I don't have a kink i have a type and it's fat guys. But its feeling like there are few guys that actually want to date me. Or who i click with.

It's frustrating but not hopeless. I know one day things will work romantically and I'll finally find the fat guy i belong with.

I gotta keep fat ...i mean faith!

[redchippednails]

Fairytale

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I came up with a fairytale about this video because the dog kinda sounds like what fairytale dragons sound like.

So there was a very remote mountain town far far away not so long ago. This town had a mountain nearby and in that mountain there was a dragon. The dragon was pretty chill, she didn't mind the townspeople and got along pretty well with them. She was also pretty set in her ways too, being a couple centuries old, and liked to take a nap around 2pm every day, for just an hour or so. She'd wake up and make all these yawny, growly noises after her nap before going to have a drink in the river. The growls were pretty loud, just loud enough to be a bit intimidating when heard from the town, but the townsfolk were used to her routine. Other than the growling the dragon was a pretty good, quiet neighbor so really only the townsfolk were aware of her.

Now the townsfolk were in a bit of a jam. Income inequality was really rough and their trinket market had plummeted. The townsfolk were having a hard time making ends meet, but they got an idea. The asked the dragon if she wouldn't mind if they sent some princes her way, maybe give her a bit of a snack, and once the prince was dead they could raid the armor and sell it to pay for some food cuz you know plate armor was like a luxury yacht back then, ridiculous solve townsfolk hunger money. The dragon had sworn off pork for generally environmental reasons, so she had trepidations, but the townsfolk pleaded with her to let them spread the word there was a dragon in their midst and was eating the towns children, or they'd have to start selling natural resources and that would be really loud and disrupt the dragon's nap schedule. The dragon agreed, but on the condition they would let all the princes know the only way to slay the dragon was with a wooden sword of elm, so she would have a toothpick to use after eating the prince, as princes are quite stringy and fatty. The townsfolk agreed to these conditions, and started to spread word through peddlers and troubadours that there was a very angry dragon eating the children at 3pm every day, and would let out a mighty growl before consuming the poor innocents. Many princes came with their wooden swords to slay the dragon. The town made a good living in gold and silversmithing, and the dragon wrote her own long pork cookbook. Anyway we should tax the rich.

[wlwarhammer]

Jon is actually evil like no one is safe from a read 😭

The king? Fatty

8 year old girl? Stupid and boring

Her 7 year old brother? Fat like his fat dad

The crown prince? Botched lip filler

Jon’s own brother? Stupid smile

[yu-huuuu]

Characters who would never tire of boosting your self-esteem, who would adore you even with your 'fatties' and 'stretch marks' even though you think they are ugly and would remind you how much they love you every chance they get:

geto suguru, itadori yuji, jason todd, damian wayne, bruce wayne, clark kent, diana prince, itachi uchiha, naruto uzumaki, shisui uchiha, sesshomaru, inuyasha, howl jenkins pendragon, jirô horikoshi, shoto todoroki, izuku midoriya,

Oh, any character you think fits into the soft category 🤭…

[mirielsart]

May I suggest an alternate, more unhinged Fellowship of the Ring?

From left to right:

- Halbarad (the normal one, very underrated)

- Lady Dis (has been carrying a grudge for a very long time)

- Tauriel (I love her, and I want her to go on a nice roadtrip with her mother-in-law)

- Prince Imrahil (I just think he's neat)

- Cirdan the Shipwright (too old for this shit, parents the others, will probably go on rampage at some point)

- Grimbeorn the Old (looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinammon roll)

- Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (will see the manager and kick his arse)

- Farmer Maggot (keeper of the single braincell, secretly the most dangerous of the lot)

- Radagast (has no idea what is going on, is just along for the ride, has the same abilities as Snow-White in Shrek)

Now, please, do tell me how that trainwreck goes. One thing I know for sure is that they're all smoking weed by the time they reach the gates of Moria.

Other contenders I thought to include but didn't : Tom Bombadil, Goldberry, Beregond, Glorfindel, Faramir, Rosie Cotto, Fatty Bolger, Elladan and Elrohir, Thorin Stonehelm, Gwaihir.