#price of a hot dog

[more-flotsam-and-jetsam]

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[wrenderart]

I’m very passionate about the price of the Costco hotdog

[mudwerks]

Costco CEO isn’t losing any sleep

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

VINCENT PRICE - TOWER OF LONDON (1939)

[boygirlswag]

modern au laios would 100% be a zookeeper. i feel like they'd start him with mucking out the monkey pits but hes so good with kids that they eventually just let him do shows and demonstrations. actually where's the dungeon meshi we bought a zoo au

[pondslime]

Jenny Agutter as Nurse Alex Price

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) dir. John Landis

[coolthingsguyslike]

[slasherfantasy]

A meet-cute with a member (or all!) of the 141 where they come across you when you've been walking your dog, and she refuses to walk any further. She's only 40lbs*, but you're still struggling to carry her back home, and you keep having to stop and take breaks and gasp for air.

Cue 1 or more buff military dudes laughing, swooping in, and scooping up your dog as they ask you where you live. You try to insist it's no big deal and you can do it, but your dog is very happy in his arms and licking his face while he laughs, and you just end up helplessly following behind him while he jokes and carries your pup like she weighs absolutely nothing.

He/They definitely note down your address when you all arrive home, sneaking your dog a piece of jerky and bidding you farewell with a smile. He's/They're already planning to find out your dog-walking route, so he/they can "run into" you again.

*40lbs = 18kg

[ghouldtime]

The entirety of the MW3 campaign is honestly such bullshit and the more I think about it the more pissed off I get.

Refusing to believe that Price would've let Makarov live for even a second. Captain John Price, who has had the goal of killing Makarov for YEARS and hunting him down just... lets him live???????

The only reason I would accept him not letting Soap kill Makarov is because he wanted to do it himself For starters... they just... trust that Makarov will stay in the prison??? He's like "ah this always works out, no one has ever escaped from prison ever :)". Okay, yeah, right, sure. That's NEVER backfired at all what so ever, and y'know, obviously no one would eveeeeeer come to free him and the group that he heads definitely wouldn't swarm to get him back.

I don't give a shit if he got orders to stand down and to not do it - I'm refusing to believe John Price, after everything he's sacrificed and done, would accept that for one single second. Why on EARTH would he let Makarov live when he KNOWS that in no way, shape, or form would that ever be a good idea. I don't think there's a single order that would get him to not kill Makarov - not my Price

"Oh oh but Makarov can provide intel!" SINCE WHEN. Since when would he actually cooperate. Since when would he do anything other than gain information for himself, play mind games, and then INEVITABLY escape. HE KNOWS THAT. Everyone knows that. It's just COMMON SENSE

Makarov is nearly just telling them everything, legit point blank. TO THEIR FACES what he's going to do. And they're just like :) HE CANNOT BE MORE OBVIOUS PLEEEEEASE

There's just. So much utter bullshittery in every corner of the campaign I really wonder if the people behind it knew anything about narrative story telling or the characters they're writing for. I can slap a wombat on a keyboard and whatever it wrote would probably make more sense than the slop we were given. I can dump a can of alphabet soup in a bowl and it would make more sense

(And yes, I'm aware of the original plans of it likely not being a full game on its own but that doesn't excuse the writing or what we got. I'm AWARE of the background)

Honestly am expecting "It's Makaroving time" and he Makarovs everywhere to be the next step we're getting

[miinteaa]

Final version of drawing soukoku for food

[hottdoggblogg]

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[simplyghosting]

My sister and I walked through the toy aisles of a store today and bemoaned about how bad a lot of the quality of things were now or how some things were not sustainable/poverty-friendly but then we got to the general toy aisle and they had those little plastic animals that come in a tube and we were both like HECK YEAH TUBE ANIMALS WOOOOOOO!!!

[elbiotipo]

Yo no lo quiero a Guillermo Moreno de presidente la verdad, pero sí creo que deberíamos darle una lista de topes de precios, y una total inmunidad legal estilo poderes extraordinarios para que los haga cumplir como le parezca y ver qué pasa.

[mybelovedvampire]

Stare into the eyes of Mx. Dog and they will grant you one free punch at Mr. Jefferson's face

[jgvfhl]

hey @cod-dump @brainrot-palace @mysticalgalaxysalad @beskarmermaid so i turned your military propaganda antagonist into a Barbie doll and gave him a cute outfit. yeah no it's completely not based on canon material or anything but he's got a bolo tie now. sorry you found out like this, but it will happen again, it already has actually, if you'll look below...

yeah hi sorry i turned your emotional support side character into a Barbie doll and he looks amazing etc etc it will happen again--

yeah i also turned your military propaganda protagonist into a Barbie doll--SIKE!!!!!!!! I TURNED THEM ALL INTO HIGHLY TRAINED MILITARY POWERPUFF GIRLS AHAHAHAHAHAHA TRICKED YOU!!!! also they're gay