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severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolaiton] directed by

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Sir Christopher Lee met Rasputin's assassins, saw the last guillotine execution, hunted Nazis, recorded a heavy metal album, spoke 9 languages, was Ian Fleming's cousin (James Bond) & was the only actor in “The Lord of the Rings” to have met J.R.R. Tolkien

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

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Why does every single one-off character on supernatural talk to Sam and Dean like this

[ID: a dril tweet that reads, "( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers" /end ID]

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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a short comic about love 💛 [flashing gif ahead]

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The Randomizer

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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sodaa

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys

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Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!

(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)

And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon

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No nuance

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Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.