#pretty sure there's tears in all of these. wouldnt be me if i didnt look for hurt/comfort

[rainbowbeanstyles]

don't mind me im just posting some great fics i've been rereading non stop that you have to read🫶

Bulletproof by justahappycloud

No Good Deed (Goes Unpunished) by JasTheLarrie

The Green Room by JasTheLarrie

Of Sunshines and Sweethearts by tippitytap

Bitter Ends Turn Sweet In Time (Is That True For Yours And Mine?) by tippitytap

I Want To Tell You That I Love You (but i can't speak) by tippitytap

my gorgeous, my darling by tippitytap

Golden by sheyla

Desperation Was My Sanctuary by InsightfulInsomniac

i would know you from touch alone by staybeautiful

On The Horizon by FitzAndLarry

wanting you, haunting me by honey_beeing

My Hands at Risk, I Fold by yourgorgeouscolors

Wither & Bloom by The_Dixie_Pixie

Caffeine Withdrawals by corrinebailey

if we make it through december, we'll be fine by penceypansy

different lengths, different stories, all too good!

[lerclan]

movie night (pt.2 to orange) | lando norris

type: smau + written

pairing(s): reader x lando norris, reader x f1 grid (friendly)

summary: after you and lando officially announced your relationship, you didnt realize that charles and george were actually sad about the news. to make it up you invited them for ice cream and some movies (except they werent the only ones that showed up)

warning(s): a little bit suggestive 😘🙈

fc: random girlies off of pinterest!

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"are you sure thats gonna be enough ice cream, babe?" lando asks as you turned to look at him confused

"yes??? why wouldnt there be enough? i only invited the two of them for some ice cream and to watch movies." you respond to lando as his eyes widen, "what did you do, lando."

"i swear–no i promise i didnt know it was just supposed to be those two..." he explains as you look at him more, "i may or may have not invited more people besides the two..."

"lando norris!" you yelp out in disbelief, "go."

"go?? go where??" he asks confused.

"go buy more ice cream for the friends you invited." you tell him as he sighs, "quit standing around, go before they come!"

after a few minutes of you stressing out, lando finally arrived with more ice cream in his hands.

"who else did you invite?" you finally ask as he puts the ice cream in the freezer.

"carlos, oscar, max, alex, and lewis." he states their names.

"oh, well thats fine. sorry for getting snappy with you, love." you give him a peck on his cheek, "you know how i am with planning things."

"trust me i do, dont worry about it babe." he tackles you onto the couch as you scream for help.

you and him wrestle each other for a bit until you end up on top of him, straddling his waist.

"i could so do you right now." you blurt out as he cheekily smiles.

"please do." he says as you lean in for a kiss but it gets interrupted with a doorbell.

"awhh, too bad." you pull away as you give him a sly look to which he rolls his eyes at.

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amayamoore replied to ynnns story

amayamoore WHY IS EVERYONE THERE

amayamoore I THOUGHT IT WAS J GONNA BE CHARLES AND GEORGE??

ynnn GIRL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT LANDO INVITED MORE PEOPLE 😭😭😭

amayamoore LMFAOOO

lilymhe replied to ynnns story

lilymhe tell alex to buy some carrots after you guys are done w your movie night

lilymhe that cute idiot forgot his phone 😔

ynnn LMFAOAHHS OKAY

ynnn he said "understood" with a salute

lilymhe thanks girl lets hang tmrw xxx

ynnn GIRLS NIGHT!?&:

lilymhe YESSSS

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"did she ask for anything else, y/n?" alex asks as he takes a spoonful of ice cream into his mouth.

"no, but i am stealing her from you tomorrow night." you answer as you take a spoonful of ice cream into your mouth as well.

"girls night?" max asks as you nod your head in agreement.

"yep, pretty much." you answer verbally, "anyways, were you two shocked when you pulled up here seeing all the other guys?" you laugh as you see charles and george nod their heads.

"obviously. i thought me and george were gonna get closure and therapy after the announcement, not a whole party." charles answers as he laughs, "but i think this is better."

"the more merrier they say..." lando says as he scratches his head.

you give him a peck on the lips as you laugh.

"you guys are lucky charles cried all of his tears during the announcement or hed be bawling right now." carlos says as everyone laughs and looks at charles.

"hey, still quite sensitive to that..." he says as he eats down his ice cream and chokes.

max instantly gets up to pat charles on his back as he keeps on coughing.

"DONT DIE ON ME." you yell as you ran out of the room to get charles a glass of water.

"RUN BABE RUN!!" lando yells out as he slowly panics at how much charles was coughing.

"HERE.." you come back with a glass of water nearly slipping on the way, but it gets to charles safely.

"charles dont die yet, you have to race in monaco." max says as he still pats his back.

"i wo–" he coughs, "i wont." he finally takes a deep breath and stops coughing.

"almost lost a dad there for a sec by his own ice cream brand" oscar says as everyone laughs especially charles.

"you almost really did." he says as he finally eases down, "anyways, what are we watching tonight." he asks as you chuckle at his attempt at changing the subject.

"you can pick since you almost saw the light." you say.

"yeah mate, youre lucky max got your back. like quite literally." lewis says max laughs.

after a few minutes of thinking, charles finally picked a movie that he thinks everyone would enjoy.

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user3 y/ns first jpg feature 🥹🫶

lando.jpg wont be the last thats fs ❤️

ynnn you better be for sure.

user3 NOT THE THREAT GNNN 😭😭😭

maxverstappen1 mates gonna pretend like we werent there...

alex_albon got lost in the sauce

lewishamilton real

georgerussell63 real

oscarpiastri real

carlossainz55 real

charles_leclerc real

lewishamilton wheres my photo creds @??

ynnn real, like he ate that last pic of us up

lando.jpg creds @/lewishamilton for the last photo 😒

ynnn gosh hes being sassy again 🙄

lewishamilton i literally just asked for creds 🙄🙄

ynnn ikr??? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

mclaren now you know what we have to deal with 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

ynnn gosh i could never 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

lando.jpg GOSH YOU GUYS ARE BULLIES ☹️

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charles_leclerc feeling better now 😎

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ynnn I SWEAR YOU PUT A FRICKING BRICK IN YOUR PILLOW. GOOD LORD CHARLES.

charles_leclerc LOLLL IM SORRY 😭😭

ynnn THAT HURT MATE 😭😭😭

landonorris THE SOUND IT MADE LMFAOOO 😭😭

ynnn SHUT UP LANDO.

alex_albon ive never laughed so hard until what happened on the last photo 😭

lewishamilton FR 💀

lilymhe COUNT YOUR DAYS ALEX.

ynnn YOU GUYS ATTEMPTED TO MURDER ME I SWEAR.

ynnn MURDERERS. ALL OF YOU.

user3 NOT Y/N ACCUSING THEM OF ATTEMPTED MURDER BYEE 😭😭

scuderiaferrari dont hurt our future driver charles ❤️😘

mclaren nuh uh i dont think so ☝️ shes taking landos seat

scuderiaferrari we will see 🙈

ynnn THAT WAS AN UNFAIR FIGHT WAIT TILL I HAVE MY GIRLS W ME GOSH

lilymhe FR

amayamoore REMAAATCH

maxverstappen1 its so on

oscarpiastri REAL‼️

alex_albon REAL‼️

landonorris REAL‼️

carlossainz55 REAL‼️

lewishamilton REAL‼️

charles_leclerc REAL‼️

georgerussell63 REAL‼️

user4 THIS FRIENDSHIP IS TO DIE FOR I SWEAR

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georgerussell63 we totally won in girls vs boys pillow fight.

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ynnn FOR THE LAST TIME: GIRL (SINGULAR) VS BOYS (PLURAL)

user4 poor girl is fighting a whole team 😭

ynnn NOBODY HAD MERCY 😡😡😡😡

charles_leclerc youre just a sore loser

ynnn STFU LECLERC.

alex_albon i swear i literally almost peed myself seeing her screech, run away, and slip 💀

landonorris FOR REAL. I NEARLY HYPERVENTILATED SEEING THAT HAPPEN I WAS CRYING 😭😭

carlossainz55 it actually had me in tears too i couldnt believe she slipped because of her slippers😭😭😭

maxverstappen1 i may have bursted a lung.

ynnn WHAT IS WERONG QITH YOU GUYS QUIT EXPOSING ME

user22 I CANT BREATHE 😭💀💀💀

oscarpiastri 😭😭😭

ynnn im gonna crash into you guys if i see you in the roads.

amayamoore THE THREATS 😭😭😭

mercedesamgf1 how do you feel about joining us next year. we will have a seat open for you 😁

redbullracing no she seems to have a redbull driving style 😘

scuderiaferrari FORZA FERRARI!!! also we dibs first 🙄

mclaren shes already driving for lando next year 🧡🧡🧡

landonorris WHAT

yn.jpg you didnt know babe?

landonorris #landofoundonthestreetsjobless

yn.jpg GOODBYE LMFAOO 😭😭

landonorris look at my loves bunda 😻😻😻

ynnn id humor you if i wasnt holding a grudge against you.

landonorris it was too funny babe i could not 😭😭

ynnn WTV OPP WTV.

landonorris there she goes again 🙄🙄🙄

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yn.jpg welcome chat

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yn.jpg look at all the photos i took of them

yn.jpg my favs is alexs 😭

user3 WHAT EVEN HAPPENED

yn.jpg nothing...just an inchident. (tried running him over in his own car)

lilymhe LMFAOO GNNN 😭😭 HE PROBABLY DESERVED IT

yn.jpg HE DID LILY HE RLLY DID

alex_albon OKAY WHATEVER 😒

charles_leclerc hey...😔

maxverstappen1 best quote from you ever.

lando.jpg such a copycat 🙄

maxverstappen1 mate didnt you beg her?

georgerussell63 didnt you go down on both knees?

oscarpiastri didnt you weep on the floor?

alex_albon didnt you massage her back?

lewishamilton didnt you yell loudly for her to make this account?

carlossainz55 didnt you roll AND weep on the floor if she didnt make it?

charles_leclerc didnt you also massage her feet?

yn.jpg didnt you beg for months for me to make it?

lando.jpg GOSH I GET IT OKAY. 🙄

user22 omg look at oscar hes such a cutie 🥹🥹🥹

charles_leclerc my child is cute 🥹

oscarpiastri thanks dad 😆

user3 that looks like the best movie night ever omg

user4 NO CUZ FR??

yn.jpg #facedented #charlesfault #hehadabrickinhispillow

charles_leclerc haters gonna stay losing 🙄🙄🙄

lilymhe lets get them next time since they wanna talk😒

amayamoore real 😒

yn.jpg real 😒

ynnn real 😒

lilymhe not the double confirmation 😭😭

ynnn i want revenge babes 😭🫶

lilymhe youll get them back babe 🫶😘

amayamoore @/alex_albon she just stole your girl

alex_albon #usedtothis

lilymhe HAHAHSJW ILY BABE 😖🤍

alex_albon love you too 😻🙈

ynnn ew i hate couples 🙄

landonorris im literally on the other side of the couch from you babe 😔

ynnn how about you come to my side then babe. sit on my lap 😻😻😻

landonorris yes maam 😻😻😻🙈🙈

amayamoore GET OUT OF HERE

georgerussell63 TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE.

charles_leclerc THEYRE DOING IT AGAIN

mclaren i was never here 😨

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authors note(s): did a little part 2 to orange since it felt like it needed a part 2.

i also wanna thank you guys for giving me massive support on orange 😭🫶 i genuinely thought it was gonna flop since it was my first time writing a smau and i thought that you guys wouldnt find my humor funny, but reading the comments made me feel better 😘😘😘

thank you sm again xxx

[1byhwng]

6 with felix please!!

prompt 6 : “I’ve been just a friend to you? Do you not love me like I do?”

pairing : bff!felix + fem!reader

(had to add some fluff the angst was killing me)

It was an ordinary saturday with your best friend, Felix, playing games on his xbox. It’s been years since you’ve met him. 18 years to be exact, you met him when you had just moved to Australia from America when you were 5 years old and he was 6. You became inseparable after only a week of being friends. His mom got close with yours so you could see him more often. Even though he only liked you like a friend you fell in love with him, his freckles, his smile, his eyes -god how you loved his beautiful eyes and his li-

”Y/N?” you jump slightly at his voice, just realizing you weren’t even playing the game anymore. “Oh, sorry.” You say getting comfortable again and putting the controller away. The worst part of this it wasn’t the first time it’s happened and you knew exactly why you kept zoning out while you were hanging out with him. You could tell he was starting to get irritated but he didn’t show it. “Seriously ? This is the 6th time today, are you sure you’re okay?”

He puts his controller on the table in front of you before turning to completely face you. “I want to help you but I can’t if you won’t tell me what keeps that pretty mind of yours running around 10,000 miles a second.” He say putting extra sarcasm in his tone. Without responding you lay your head on his shoulder.

Before you could even settle in he pushes you off and crosses his arms. “No cuddles until you drown me in your sorrows.” He purposely makes his voice an octave or 2 higher causing you to laugh.

“It’s not important to know right now.” You say light heartedly once you stop laughing. He smiles before feigning realization “omg..you like me.” Instead of laughing along with him as a joke you sit there shock. He looks at you confused not understanding your reaction in the slightest. The thing is you did like him more than friends but you knew just as good as the next person it would never happen. Even if it did happen he would realize we were better off friends.

“Y/N.. you like me?” He speaks in his regular voice losing the joking demeanor. “It’s not that, felix." you sit up straight putting a reasonable amount of space between you and him.

"so its not that you like me?" he says curiosity evident in his voice. Not knowing how to respond you look at him not speaking but you're sure your eyes tell it all. "you do..." he says as a smile creeps onto his face. instinctively you smile softly too but before you could speak he pulls you into a hug holding you tight? "god..you wouldnt believe how much ive wanted to hear that." he says resting his head in the crook of your neck. As much as you wanted to hug him back you couldnt. Instead, you pushed him away leaving him confused.

"This whole time...you treated me like just another friend, but you liked me?" you stand up, fighting back tears. "I've been just a friend to you? Do you not love me like i do?" he says hurt lacing his words, each one laying heavy on your heart. "No, felix. I do love you..but i dont wanna regret it." you sigh "i didnt want to ruin our friendship."

He looks at you like you just said the dumbest thing ever "do you hear yourself?" he says with very clear sarcasm "If i cared so much about that, why would i be overjoyed that i figured out you liked me? maybe i shouldve been more clear.." he clears his throat before speaking again "I.am..in..Love..with..You...Y/N...L/N" he says slowing down each word as if you didnt speak english. You couldnt help but smile at him "i am in love with you too, Lee felix." you chuckle before hugging him and suddenly tears stream down your face. "i thought you were gonna hate me." you say laughing through your tears. "well i went to "Hate Y/N" island and no one was there-" you playfully hit him in the chest to stop him from finishing the joke.

"in all seriousness, no one could ever make me hate you."

[lxmbr]

Luxiem when you propose first! 💍

cw: suggestive in vox and ike's. not proofread

notes: thank you so much anon!! i'm so nervous to post this so i really hope this is up to your expectations! so sorry it took so long to make but i actually had a lot of fun! 🩷

Vox Akuma -

• Vox is a pretty traditional man so i think he'd be a bit bummed at first

• of course he'd say yes

• would probably still propose to you anyway

• he might even try to "1 up" you lol

• you mightve done it at a resturant but nonono he planned for weeks to get something "better"

• he ended up popping the question to you where he first asked you on a date

• he'd ask the other luxiem members to help set up the area with flower petals and candles/whatever you fancy

• VERY CLICHE.

• he does the cheesy prep talk before he finally pops the question

• "would you, (first and last name) make me, Vox Akuma the luckiest demon on earth and join me in ruling my clan?"

• afterwards he'd totally rizz you up to make you forget he just "beat you" in a fake competetion

• after BOTH proposals you know what happens ;)

• in the end he would happily say yes but be very flustered as he didnt expect you to be the one to do so. 

• the fact that you proposed first was both hot AND sweet

• he'd still want to give his go at a proposal too though :)

Mysta Rias -

• This boy- man would SCREAM

• he'd be hella surprised

• after he asesses the situation i think he'd do that cringy white girl thing 

• "OH EM GEE!! NO YOU DIDN'T! YES IF COURSE I WILL BABE!" while jumping and fanning his face with his hands

• after the jokes he'd say yes genuinely and kiss you happily

• "ah babeeee in so surprised but..im so happy" with his  sheepish giggle

• would give you the BIGGEST HUG ™

• since you asked him he'd treat you to dinner that night

• "its on me loves..gotta treat my future wife don't i?~"

• wouldnt. stop. talking. about. it. all. week.

• he might cry a bit but he would hide it for sure. maybe only a tear or two would come out

• would be soooo clingy the rest of the day/night

• "can we shower together??" 

• in the end he wouldnt mind all that much..hes just sooo excited to get to marry you!!

Luca Kaneshiro -

• you decided that day was THE day...but..so did he..

• oops! you both proposed the same day!

• of course the 3 year anniversary would he perfect!! why wouldnt he think of the possibility that you'd do it?!

• when you get on 1 knee he'd look around with a shocked expression and would give his awkward laugh

• "WHAT?!" 

• after your speech he got down on HIS knee ans then proposed to you..at eye level since you were still kneeling 

• everyone around was shocked. the other luxiem members aw-ing and laughing

• another loud one

• he'd call back home, YOUR mom, the waiters and waitresses, the lucubs...EVERYONE

• would also be clingy af 

• couldnt look you in the face from pure shyness but you caught him staring at you multiple times

• he wouldnt stop praising you for your proposal

• "omg that was so good baby i loved it!!"

• never lets go of you, your arms and hands are ALWAYS intertwined 

• gets jealous and possessive easily

• he'd pull you away from everyone..mainly the other guys

• "excuse you IKE. my FIANCE is BUSY with ME." while dragging you toward him and pouting

• no one is ever letting you guys live this down

Ike Eveland -

• he already was calling you his fiance/wife/husband before any of this

• he panicked

• after your proposal he pulled you into a quieter place frantically without answering 

• everyone thought it went bad and they all were upset

• you finally saw how red he was and he apologized and wanted to yell "YES" in your face..but he didnt

• "y-yes..i'd love to marry you min kärlek." 

• wouldnt let go of your hand

• makes sure YOU put the ring on his hand, not him

• when you guys come back out hes holding your hand timidly, making sure to show off the ring

• "GUYSSSS STAWPPP" when everyone cheers

• takes you to your favorite place afterward for food and then books a 5 star hotel

• "come on darling...pack up your things! <3"

• lets just say...yall had a NIGHT

• tries his best to be romantic all night

• surprisingly can play it cool with you after the initial shock unlike luca

• while he might be internally freaking out he could calm you down and rizz you up so. easily.

• absolute baby boy ™

• so. SO. excited to start planning

• "so we can have half of the venue (your fav color) and the other half blue!! and omg i can have- and you can- and can we please-" 

• basically very surprisee and panicked but once he gets you alone he very quickly gets insanely excited 

Shu Yamino -

• he already knew 

• was very nervous and wary around you often since he didnt know when but he knew you would yk?

• of course he didnt say anything, he didnt wanna ruin it

• actually he didnt even tell you he knew

• was actually caught off gaurd when you did it at first

• the rest of the proposal though he was able to keep it cool

• he actually bought you a ring and flowers in preperation

• "i would..love to marry you" as he grabs your hand and slips on your ring while you slip his on

• "ah..ive been waiting for this..im so happy"

• only tells close people such as family, luxiem, and manager-san

• asks staff-san for a week off that same day for a pre-wedding honeymoon

• gets shy whenever you call him your fiance/husband and vise versa

• he adores you and is clearly SO excited

• you caught him searching for weddingspo one night when he was supposed to be working

• buys new flowers every week until the day of the wedding

• lowkey had a dream about it and it made him giddy all day when he woke up

[sucker4sixx]

Cold kitchen counter

Recycled from a fic i made in 2023!

Plot: nikki shows you how a real man fucks

Warnings: degradation, hard smut

"Fuck!" You gasped as nikki slowly pushed his dick further into you "shut up, slut" he grumbled, grip on your neck tightening.

Nikki had invited you to a band party for the first time ever, exited to show you off to his friends. Through the night you found yourself talking to tommy alot, just a coincidence, none of the other boys were really that fun to talk to. "Scuse us" you hear from behind you, nikki grabs your wrist tightly and practically drags you out the party "get in" he demands, still opening the door for you like a gentelman. The first few minutes no words were said untill "you think i wouldnt notice you fawning over tommy?" "What?" Nikki scoffed dramatically and rolled his eyes "cmon babe you were only talking to him the whole night" "because none of your other friends are interesting" he sped up the car significantly faster "stop lying" he grumbled...

The cold kitchen counter caused you to arch your back even more as he plowed into you, his length never got easier to take. Especially when he didnt prepare you. You opened your eyes to catch a glimpse of him, he was sweaty, strands of hair dangling above your face a angry look took over the usually playfull face. "Do you think tommy could fuck you like i can?" He asks, catching your eyes in contact. When you gave no awnser he hoisted you into a sitting position by his had that still wrapped around your neck like a choker. "Well? Are you going to awnser me or not?" A moan escaped your lips in response, hes so fucking hot when hes angry. "no daddy no one can fuck me like you can" he raised his brow as if to say 'continue on' "especially not tommy"

As he stormed into the house you walked behind him quietly, not sure how to apologise for something u didnt do. "Clothes off, now" he demanded, taking his jacket off and flinging it onto the couch "what?" "Cmon, let me show you how a real man fucks" no more questions were asked, since you would practically beg him for sex if you could, and you took off your clothes fast while he did. Once both nude he walked up to you and kissed your neck harshly...

Gently he lay you down on the counter, letting go of your neck "good girl, now let me fuck you so hard that you wont be able to breathe" a smile grew on your face, waiting to be drooling and blissed out. With a fast movement he thrusted into you continuously with a speed you never felt before, a thumb coming down to play with your clit only adding to the screams that you barked out. "Fuck nikki slow down" you begged, instead of listening like he usually would he just sped up the movements on your clit "you dont deserve it" you sighed dramatically through moans, knowing you were close to cumming but he was no where near.

You legs shook and your heat throbbed around him making him moan loudly "fuck baby, you look so pretty when im stuffing you up with my fat cock" that only pushed you to the edge, unable to moan or even see "good girl, cum around my cock. Its all your good for" loudly you done as he asked, releasing yourself around him but he didnt bother stopping "nikki.. please stop" you cried, a tear rolling down your cheek from over stimulation and your body limp "on your knees" he ordered pulling out from you. You dragged your sweaty, naked body off the counter and got on your knees infront of him. He pumped his fat cock in his hand infront of your face, groaning louder than you ever heard. Your cum and his sweat creating a lubricant "open up" he groaned, letting go of his dick, intentionally slapping it against your cheek.

You wrapped your lips around his tip but he clearly wasnt feeling up to being teased so he grabbed your hair and forced himself down your throat "oh shit baby" he winced, you looked up at him while he towered over you, mouth hung open and eyes blurry. He continued to fuck your throat harshly letting out load moans and curses "im so close honey" his voice was gritty and dark. With a harsh tug on your hair to pull you off him he grabbed his dick pumping it in your face "let me cum on you baby, please" you nodded feverishly to give him permission to do so, he jerked himself at his tip to bring him close.

Without warning he shot his hot load onto your face making you jump alittle.

Afterwards he fell to his knees infront of you, both sitting naked infront of eachother only one soaked in the others cum. You started laughing which set him off too "i knew you weren't flirting with him baby" he whispered as if you both had to be quite "i just wanted to show you that i can fuck you better than anyone else" you leaned in to kiss him but he flung himself back with a screech "i am not kissing my cum sorry, lets clean you up"

After nikki helping you walk to the bathroom and cleaning your face he took you to the bedroom where u both lay exhausted. You groaned in pain "fuck babe that was hot" you laugh into his neck "well you know, im just good at what i do"

[grimmons]

OK i present to you:

A crack-treated-seriously S19 Fix-It Grimmons Fic by a person who has not watched past S2 of RvB and is not an RvB fan by any means - (spoilers for s19, if you haven't watched it, shoo)

It was over. It was all...over.

Griff would leave now there was nothing left to do,to survive against,to fight.

"....You could still come with me",Griff's soft tone pulled Simmons from his thoughts. Why hadnt he..gone yet.

"...I cant do that"

"I know but. If you ever go to earth. You know where to find me"

"You know that wont happen"

"Well. Yes but hypothetically. You know where"

Griff was probably smiling under his **Color here** helmet. A soft dorky smile that sent Simmon's heart racing each quiet night he saw it. A smile just for the two of them,a sight that he would never see again. A sight that was his alone in all the vastness of space. His world swayed around him.

The base would be so quiet. If he wished it if he asked him too he might be able to ask griff to stay. Maybe he could be selfish and hold onto him. But....this is all Griff ever wanted;to go home. Simmons couldnt pull that away after granting it.

Griff turned his back and it all felt so real. All these facts plagued Simmon's mind at once. The ever present reality crushing him under its weight.

Sarge was gone. He had to honor his legacy. He had to do right by him. But...was...was this right?

Was this what Sarge would want for him?? What would he even do in this vast canyon now empty of life.

Griff took another step before being stopped by Simmon's hand on his wrist,he turned to look back at him.

"....Yeah?"

"....Im going too",Simmons breathed out. His voice was shaking,barely a whisper. Griff had to strain his ears to catch it.

"Really??? Okay drama queen let's go~",pure joy entered him. Home AND Simmons best deal yet!

It took some paperwork but not long after they exited the spaceship,stepping on Earth's soil for the first time in...so long. It felt odd really. But they could carve out a life here.

Part of that life was house hunting in a... pretty damn bad market. Simmons groaned settling down on the hard plastic chair. It hurt his butt a little.

"Alright. Lets see how shitty this food is shall we?",Griff laughed settling down in his own seat as he set the kfc in front of him.

"Cant be that bad. Cant be worse than when Sarge made his chili",Simmons laughed but the mention caused him pause.

It had been so hectic in settling down he....hadnt had much time to think on Sarge.

Griff laughed meanwhile,setting the 4 pc. Chicken meal in front of simmons. Only to pause and stare. "Simmons?"

Simmons looked up,giving what he hoped was a convincing smile. He didnt wanna ruin the mood and they were both tired from house hunting... this hope was shattered by the next words from the other's mouth

"Are you crying?"

It broke. It all broke in a slightly dirty kfc. How pathetic really.

When someone dies it leaves a hole. Its an acheing,stinging hole too wide to fill. It was definitely not something now kinda soggy chicken could fill.

His tears were falling into his food and all he could do was wish it was Sarge's shitty southern chilli.

Simmons vaguely registered a hand on his back but he didnt react only crying more. What was he crying about? This was rediculous. He could hear Sarge telling him to keep his chin up. It was a good day. He had so much to look forward too afterall.

But he also had so much to not. It was never coming back. He didnt regret leaving the base but now there werent even familiar locations. No lingering traces of the person who was missing. Sarge was basically his father he... what if he and Griff got married?

They had talked about it. But... if they did Sarge wouldnt be able to participate. He wasnt sure what sarge would do but he wouldve found out if he wasnt dead.

Why is he thinking of all this in a kfc??? A damn kfc really??? All because he thought of some chilli. This was bullshit. He vaguely registered Griff talking softly - gently ushering him out of the restaurant to cry in the car.

The end.

[kindnessisweakness2]

Delusional -Part 22

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Delaney questioned Alex as he stood from the table and made his way towards her. “Ah Ah Ah...” He sarcastically wagged his finger at her. “Wow, Teller really has re lit the fire in you. Think your untouchable?” He challenged her, the look in his eye begging her to say something, to fight back. "Your Mom called me. She wants me to take you back. Begged me pretty much.” Delaney scowled at him. “What is it you want Alex? Im done playing this fucking game with you.” Alex smirked at her. “Isnt it obvious? I want you dead. i just want to enjoy fucking with you first. By the time im done you’ll be begging me for death. It’ll be a mercy.” Tears stung at Delaneys eyes. "Why? What have I done to deserve this, any of it?" Alex studied the broken woman in front of him. She looked tired and scared. Part of him debated just giving in and killing her quickly. Maybe he had put her through enough. But despite any reason he could think of to give her mercy, he knew he wouldn't be fully satisfied until he had her blood on his hands. Soaking in his skin, the spray of it coating his face. Oh he couldn't explain how bad he craved it. A knock on the door pulled him from his thoughts. Pointing the gun at her again he nudged his head towards the door. “Get rid of them. If you say anything, hint at anything being wrong i will kill them and you.” Delaney shuffled towards the door with Alex at her back, digging the barrell of the gun into her side. She was trying her best to stay calm, but all she wanted to do was break down. Let it all out, the screams, the tears. Fear and Anger weighed heavy on her chest. Opening the door just enough to pop her head out, her worried eyes fell on Halfsack. Trying to keep a neutral face, but secretly hoping he would notice something off and tell Jax, Delaney managed a small smile. “Hey, Jax sent me just to check on you, Make sure you didnt need anything. I know you guys arent in the best place right now, but he cares Ya’know.” Kip started to Ramble. Delaney’s eyes filled with tears she couldnt stop. Clearing her throat trying to move the fast growing lump, she tried not to think that this would possibly be the last time she laid eyes on someone in her family. If she knew yesterday would be the last time she saw Jax, she wouldnt of wasted it arguing. The issue of Tara seemed stupid now. Now that today would be her last day. Tried not to think of their little baby tucked away in her belly, another one they wont get the chance to raise. Death would be a blessing in that regard, she wouldnt have to feel the pain of losing another child. “I-Im Fine. Thank you. P-Please tell Jax, that i love him, m-more than a-anything.” Halfsack smiled but looked at his  VP’s old Lady quizzically. She was weird,But he couldnt put his finger on it. Is this what pregnancy hormones does to women? Kip nodded at her anyway and started to head back towards his bike. “Oh and Kip?” He turned as she called. “Please can you tell him I’m Sorry?” Kip couldnt hide the confused look on his face but before he could question what she was sorry for the door was shut. Getting on his bike, He headed straight towards Gemma’s. He couldnt shake the feeling something was off. 

“Jax i think you need to go home.” Halfsack walked straight into Gemmas Kitchen, finding his VP sat at the table drinking a coffee. He looked like he had been up all night with the weight of the world on his shoulders. “Is she okay?” Gemma questioned worriedly. The last thing her son needed was anything to happen to Delaney and the baby. “Shes weird, i dont know how to explain it. Somethings off Jax. She said to tell you she loves you more than anything, but she was all stuttery and was trying to stop herself from crying. And then i was about to leave she called my name and said to tell you she was sorry.” Kip really couldnt explain the panicked feeling it left him with, but he needed Jax to go home. “So do you think she was just upset about the argument we had? Crying is normal right? Shes pregnant and hormonal.” Jax tried to think logically. Maybe Halfsack was overthinking this. “No baby, i think we should go check on her. If he thinks something is off, its worth checking out. Shes been through alot recently, lets just go make sure she is fine.” Jax nodded at his mother. He didnt want to wait till Monday to go home anyway. This thing with Tara was sorted, he’s handled it, so he was hoping they could move on. He could go home and start getting ready for their little miracle baby. Their boy. Even thinking about the baby made a smile stretch on his face. The three of them. Their own little family. Grabbing his Kutte, Jax followed his mom out the door and headed to his bike. He was going home. 

There were many times in her life that Delaney pictured her death. Planned it, hoped for it even. Part of her always knew Alex would one day be the cause of it. But one thing she didnt imagine, was that it would happen in Jax’s house. There she was, on her knees infront of Alex, in Jax’s living room. Gun only a few inches from her forehead. 1 Shot. Clean. Execution Style. Thats all it would take, and she would no longer exist. Would Jax be the one to find her? No, she didnt want that image left for him. She didnt want him to see her like that. It would haunt him. How long would he wait before seeking comfort from another woman? Would it be Tara’s arms he fell back into? She hoped not. But the thought of him running to a crow eater for comfort didnt make her feel any better. She could see the front door in her peripheral vision, like it was taunting her. Her only escape route and she couldnt take it. A punch to the side of the head brought her out of her thoughts. Fuck. “Are you even listening?” Alex spat at her. She winced as pain shot down her face and through her jaw. “Yeah, some shit about your gonna kill me. Leave my body for Jax. Whatever. I told you earlier. Im done with your games. You wanna kill me? Get it fucking over with.” Another smack split her cheek and had her seeing stars. Her ears were ringing with the force of the smack and she blinked hard trying to come to her senses. She heard the safety click off on the gun and her stomach dropped. “Are you gonna cry?” He taunted. Gritting her teeth, Delaney looked forward. Was she fuck going to give him the satisfaction of seeing her panic. No if she was being taken from this earth, she was doing it swinging. She was fighting. She wasnt going to make it easy for this bastard. “Any Last words my love?” He grinned as he looked down at her. So scared, but trying to be so strong. He could see it in her eyes, the fear, and he would be lying if he said it didnt make him happy. “Yeah, I hope that Jax tortures you before he kills you. I hope he hurts you so fucking bad. Makes you cry like the pathetic little boy you really are on the inside. Theres a reason you are the way you are Alex. What is it huh? Mommy didnt love you enough? Did she not hug you? Did Daddy beat you? Was he never proud? Were you never good enough Alex Reid? Tried your hardest but never got daddy and mommy’s approval.” She could see the rage flicker in his eyes. It was working, she was getting to him. With any luck he would kill her quickly. 

Pulling up to the unusually quiet house, Jax was instantly worried. Usually the music Delaney played could be heard in the street it was that loud. And if you stood at the bottom of the drive you could see her dancing and swaying about the kitchen to the beat as she cleaned or cooked. There was always movement in their home, but now it was eerily quiet. Deciding instantly they needed to be careful Jax walked to where his mom sat in her car. “Prospect was right. Somethings off. Stay here, call the rest of the guys.” Gemma’s face showed her worry instantly. “Ya’know shes probably in bed getting rest like the doctor told her yesterday. You should probably leave her alone, let her rest. The doors not smashed off, its not trashed and theres no sign of an intruder. Jax maybe give her time.” Gemma tried to reason with her son, there was no sign of anything being wrong apart from the house being quiet. Sleeping people dont make much noise. Jax shook his head as he thought about what his mom said. He had the same feeling as Halfsack now he was here. His stomach twisted painfully. He just had to see her. Once he saw with his own eyes he would know she was okay and he would leave her to rest. “Okay, your probably right. I’ll go in through the garage and just check on her.” Knowing her son wasnt going to rest until he saw her in the flesh, Gemma agreed. Lighting a cigarette, she sat back and waited for Jax to come back. 

[kichikichiko]

"Thats my girl"

YALL IVE BEEN GONE FOR TOO LONG MY BAD. This has been sitting in my drafts for a while so I decided to finish it 😴😴

Wanderer x fem!reader , suggestive a bit, violence, threats from wanderer, a bit ooc, not proofread

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The pure shock plastered on his face says it all.

One of the students of the akedamiya rushed to Wanderer and told him, in a frenzy how youve gotten yourself into a fight.

Wanderer stood there for a few seconds before tilting his head down and frowning "You better not be shitting with me Akeem."

Wanderer hated many things, ranging from insects to humans but if theres 1 thing he hated most, was someone using your name to get him to lower his guards, and apart of him cant fathom you getting into a fight.

You sometimes spoke too loud or too little, smiled a lot and is always willing to help everyone (ew people pleaser 😨😨😨😨❗️❗️❗️). Confrontation was so not something he considered to be a thing you'd do, let alone getting into a fight.

Akeem shaked his head and waved his arms around, showing he wasnt joking "No no Im serious! There was a comotion on the streets so went to check it out. I saw (name) fighting verbally with Halima, sooner or later it would turn into a physical fight-"

Wanderer stormed off in an instant, didnt bother to listen to the rest of Akeem's story, hell knowing Akeem his story would probably take all day to finish. Wanderer wasted no time to find you.

Wanderer was worried you'd get hurt, yet he knew he could trust you to defend yourself to an extent before he comes and saves you.

His eyes scanned the area in a hurry, hoping to catch a glimps of your hair or face or hear your voice from any direction. Lucky for him he heard your voice pretty quickly coming from behind, and he ran. For this once your loud voice was useful well... other than to scream out his name

As soon as Wanderer arrived he saw you holding Halima's arm shouting "say it again! I want to hear it! No no no dont you shy away! You could say it loud n clear the first time Im sure you can say it again but this time for everyone here to hear!"

"Get away from me you sick bitch!" Halima shouted yanking her arm away, raising a hand to slap you.

Before her hand could reach you a familiar hand took ahold of hers and dragged her away.

"Wanderer..." in awe you looked at him. He was pissed, extremely pissed, and you can see it in his face.

He started, voice low "keep your hands off of her you insect. Unless you want to die then by all means go ahead, but as any idiots Ive dealt with Im sure you wouldnt want that" letting go of her arm, Halima took a step back glancing at you with tears in her eyes before running away.

You looked back at him knowing he'll yell at you once you get home or maybe here on the streets. Before you could say a word, he dragged your arm away from the crowd and sped walked home.

"Wanderer-"

"Shut it (name). Dont say a word."

After a while youve reached the front door to your house.Everything went by so fast because suddenly Wanderer pinned you to the wall inside your home and slammed his lips against yours. It didnt take long for you to melt in the kiss.

After a while you pulled away and looked at him, "youre not mad?"

"Mad? Why would I be? I think that was hot. Are you hurt anywhere (name)?" Wanderer asked, cupping your cheek and caressed it.

"No Im not hurt.. dont worry. She just said some insufferable things about you and it made me mad. I guess I went a bit overboard..."

He laughed and kissed your neck "nah, do it again. How bout we take this to the bedroom?"

You moaned softly and nodded.

"Thats my girl"

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Yall fucked at the end yall know tht rite 💀

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas

Meat, page 32

DAVE: yo

DAVE: love to chat but im kinda in the middle of something

ROXY: yo yourself but this is important

DAVE: uhhh

DAVE: more important than salvaging the global economy from potential disaster??

DAVE: sounds hugely unlikely

ROXY: idk about that

ROXY: in terms of scale and relativity and stuff maybe not

ROXY: its actually kinda hard to tell

ROXY: i guess in the grand scheme of things

ROXY: shes just takin a sort of nap

ROXY: but its one HELL of a nap bro

DAVE: a nap you say

DAVE: well this changes the fuck out of everything

ROXY: yea??

DAVE: nah

ROXY: lmao dirk just texted me about this

ROXY: somehow he found out about jade did u tell him

DAVE: uh no

ROXY: he just said make sure she gets lotsa daylight

ROXY: that itll help with the “exorcism she needs”.....

ROXY: and also to say hi to calliope for some fuckin reason??

DAVE: thats weird

DAVE: since when does he give a fuck about them

ROXY: idk

ROXY: guess ill just open the damn curtains and let some light in here

ROXY: he usually knows stuff about weird things

DAVE: so whats wrong with her again

DAVE: like

DAVE: some sort of demonic nap

ROXY: ok i wouldnt say shes NAPPING per se

ROXY: shes just like

ROXY: floatin here... upright

ROXY: eyes wide open

ROXY: and theyre both pitch black

DAVE: oh so she saw one of my latest sbahj campaign ads

ROXY: lol

ROXY: no dude

ROXY: like what im sayin is

ROXY: she looks a lil possessed

ROXY: by uh

ROXY: grim spirits n shit

DAVE: is she fucking grimbark again

ROXY: no!

ROXY: this isnt grimbark

ROXY: i KNOW what grimbark is dave this aint it

ROXY: it seems more serious tbh??

ROXY: like existing in some transformative state that isnt a literal fuckin joke

DAVE: ok yeah this does sound pretty bad

DAVE: but its not really my field

DAVE: did you try calling rose

ROXY: yea that was totes my original plan

ROXY: like no offense ur not #1 on my speed dial when it comes to this kinda thing

ROXY: but rose isnt picking up

ROXY: probly on account of ailments to be fair

ROXY: i called an unruly number of times

ROXY: and kan wasnt picking up either so...

DAVE: huh

DAVE: spooky

ROXY: hella spooky

ROXY: somethin about all this seems wrong

DAVE: yeah i guess

DAVE: what do you think is up

ROXY: idk

ROXY: i feel like theres something movin just out the corner of my vision but every time i turn to look at it

ROXY: its gone

ROXY: its givin me chills rn like im being watched

DAVE: well im no fucking ace detective

DAVE: or some gumshoe flatfoot dicking up the place suckin hard on my sherlock pipe like some sleuth of the fucking year

ROXY: dave

DAVE: but maybe we should consider the possibility that you are literally being watched

ROXY: ..............

DAVE: anyway can we hold that wise and rad thought i just had

DAVE: i gotta give karkat some emotional support

DAVE: since gettin jake on our side was a pretty huge fucking bonanza for us

DAVE: which has almost equal probability of winning us the election as it does blowing up in our faces depending on this speech he gives

DAVE: so we gotta like

DAVE: concentrate here?????

DAVE: instead of jerking each other off all god damned day for the rest of our lives

DAVE: (im just joking we dont actually do that)

ROXY: oh

ROXY: jakes on ur side then?

DAVE: yeah

DAVE: wasnt that hard to convince him after your girl j crock started slut shaming him on public access

ROXY: god dammit jane

DAVE: so i take it jade didnt convert you to our cause before going into her gothic trance fugue or whatever

ROXY: siiigh

ROXY: i just want this whole stupid political thing over n done with tbh

ROXY: i hate watchin u guys tear each other apart in the news

DAVE: yeah sorry about that

DAVE: sorry its making you feel bad i mean

DAVE: not sorry that were doin it

DAVE: itd be an unconscionably lame move to put something on a billboard that i didnt 100% stand by

DAVE: but that sounds suspiciously like something jane would do

DAVE: aka the bad guy in this situation

DAVE: like objectively speaking

ROXY: ugh pls dont start

DAVE: just sayin

ROXY: idgAF!!!

DAVE: also

DAVE: aside from how vehemently i disagree with every detail in janes shitty platform

DAVE: i also think

DAVE: karkats the right guy for the job

DAVE: full stop

ROXY: you rly believe in him dont u

DAVE: yeah

DAVE: of course i do

DAVE: because i...

ROXY: hey before you jet can i ask you another question

ROXY: theres somethin else ive been meanin to ask u about for a while

DAVE: uh alright shoot

ROXY: yea soooo

ROXY: dave how did you come out

DAVE: ...

DAVE: what?

ROXY: like as not being straight

ROXY: howd you couch that to ppl w/o them freakin out or being awkward around u

ROXY: do u think its ever too late to

ROXY: idk

ROXY: change ur mind?

ROXY: about the person you wanna be??

ROXY: like is there a some point of no return you can cross where everyone is waitin for u to have a big ass revelation about your internal character

ROXY: but its like “dude no u already used up all ur gay capital when u started datefriend cohabitating w a cute as hell skeleton alien”

ROXY: and anything after that ur just gettin greedy

ROXY: is greedy even the right word

ROXY: greedy for droppin bombshells

ROXY: bout gender identities and sexual preferences

ROXY: or ids n preffies as i like to call em ;)

DAVE: ids n preffies

DAVE: damn

DAVE: thats fucking good

DAVE: anyway uh

DAVE: thats a pretty deep question considering all the shit we have going on right now

ROXY: yeah ur right

ROXY: now is probs not the best time for a feels jam

ROXY: especially with the creepy jade situation happening on my couch here

DAVE: i dunno if id worry too much about that

DAVE: jade goes into trances literally all the time

DAVE: she fucking loves sleeping

DAVE: youd think someone who spent so much of her life locked in a state of dubiously consensual slumber would wanna get as few zees as possible in her adult life but not jade

DAVE: ive never known anyone who hits the snooze button more times in a row than her

DAVE: if youre that worried take her to a hospital

ROXY: im thinkin about it!!

ROXY: not even sure if i wanna like

ROXY: mess with her tho?

ROXY: how would i even take her there...

DAVE: ok well while you ponder whether you wanna dump jade in a wheelbarrow and trundle her groggy spooked-up ass to the hospital

DAVE: in the meantime ill rap at you about my epiphany concerning the desire to bone some dudes

DAVE: probably not a literal rap though

ROXY: wow im disappointed

DAVE: i mean i could TOTALLY rap about wanting to bone dudes if i wanted?

DAVE: im just on the fuckin clock here and theres lots of people lookin at me

ROXY: :(

DAVE: ok so

DAVE: what ive learned is

DAVE: coming to terms with all this bullshit is a thing you sort of do in stages

DAVE: like stage one is you making jokes about how sweaty dudes standing close together in tv shows seems really gay

DAVE: stage two is making jokes about that and not immediately adding no homo afterward

DAVE: stage three is flirting with all your male friends ironically and not even thinking about adding no homo afterward because youre so fuckin woke and secure in your ironclad straight masculinity that you dont have anything to prove to anybody anymore

DAVE: or thats just what you say out loud

DAVE: inside you start being like

DAVE: oh shit

DAVE: maybe yes homo

DAVE: stage four is freaking out about that and putting the no homo back on all your statements even objectively heterosexual ones which just stupidly makes everything you say sound extra gay

DAVE: stage five is

DAVE: actually wait the next few stages are various permutations of the same thing that i already described

DAVE: it starts being like a gay fractal

DAVE: anyway eventually you arrive at like stage nine

DAVE: which is reminding everyone who will listen that youre gay minimum six times a day

DAVE: in really lame ways like

DAVE: oh cool dude are you making hot pockets

DAVE: better make mine a gay hot pocket

DAVE: cause im a gay homosexual who only consumes homo ass snacks delivered right to my mouth by a big queer butler

DAVE: servin it right up on his huge gay dick

DAVE: but that all only applies to the extent which i am technically gay

DAVE: which in my case is only about maybe 30% to 70%

DAVE: so only cook 30% to 70% of my gay hot pocket

DAVE: cause you know straights are fucking animals who never defrost their pepperoni

DAVE: and i gotta rep for that like 50% straightness still lurking inside me like the idiot who fell asleep in the shopping mall when it was closing for the night

DAVE: so now theres just this straight dude locked in a dark fucking mall for some stupid reason haunting the place like a cryptid and rummaging through the trash in the food court

DAVE: also just in case janes opposition research is listening in on their illegal wiretap i know the word bisexual exists btw im just choosing not to use it in service of spitting some fuckin chuckle jokes here so lets all calm down and not let this one become a distressingly literal federal issue

DAVE: anyway when all is said and done

DAVE: you eat a half cooked hot pocket because all your roommates think the height of humor is taking what was obviously an improvisational riff at unironic face value to punk you

ROXY: dave...

DAVE: what

ROXY: nm

ROXY: i was gonna ask you why ur like this

ROXY: then i remembered about how ur half me and half dirk

DAVE: yeah it really is crazy how those dope late game familial reveals actually did explain everything

ROXY: so whats stage ten

DAVE: stage ten is uhhhhhhhh

DIRK: The Prince opens his fucking mouth, and just literally starts SAYING SHIT, out loud, because he doesn’t think he can take another fucking second listening to a pompous alien virgin monologuing about gender.

DIRK: No consequence, my ass. You may be able to suppress what I do with my mind, but you have no control over my mouth. I’m nobody’s fucking puppet.

DIRK: And you don’t even know my friends. They’re not yours to toy with.

DIRK: They’re mine.

DIRK: Do you even know where I am right now?

DIRK: Do you have the slightest idea what I’m up to

DIRK: Yeah, well. Try and stop me then.

DIRK: I fucking dare you.

DIRK: Here I go. I’m walking up the tower stairs now.

DIRK: Walk, walk, walk. Ah, the exercise feels good.

DIRK: Argh. Wow, yeah.

DIRK: You’re right. My feet are definitely getting heavy.

DIRK: But the Dead Cherub tragically underestimates the Prince’s determination. He powers the fuck through it. See?

DIRK: Stomp, stomp, stomp. Up the stairs he goes. No fucking sweat.

DIRK: Oh also, did he mention? He can fucking fly, so there’s that.

DIRK: He decides to take flight and cut to the chase. He whips up the hollow vertical shaft at the center of the spiraling tower stairs. Life in the fast lane kicks ass, it turns out.

DIRK: He can practically taste the top of the tower.

DIRK: The Prince busts out his sword and makes short work of that big old bell.

DIRK: The slicing is accompanied by the ear-shattering melodic sounds of metal being cleaved apart by an anime sword, as the Prince nimbly avoids the sharp pieces and ricocheting stair debris.

DIRK: He wonders out loud, “what is this, amateur hour”?

DIRK: The Dead Cherub then humorlessly narrates, “why, yes. yes mr. strider, it IS amateur hour. and i’m the amateur here, for throwing a huge bell at you. i would like to humbly apologize for my amateurism.”

DIRK: Sure you do.

DAVE: well lets just say internalized whatevers are kind of like an onion

DAVE: theres lots of layers

DAVE: they suck on pizza

DAVE: and trolls have to get their stomach pumped if they eat them

DAVE: this goes for gender stuff too btw

DAVE: which i kinda get the feeling is what you were actually asking about

ROXY: wow am i rly that transparent?

DAVE: nah but as previously discussed youre a lot like me

DAVE: so it was pretty easy to figure out what you were getting at

ROXY: yea

ROXY: i dont got ur poker face tho

ROXY: but im workin on that!

ROXY: maybe ill get a sick pair of shades too

DAVE: oh DOPE

DAVE: yeah thats dope i support that idea

DIRK: I’m on top of the tower now. I’ve got my long sniper rifle ready and everything.

DIRK: I check to see if it’s loaded. It is. I get in the PERFECT spot for taking aim at this hunky imbecile who’s about to give a speech.

DAVE: anyway i dont think any of our friends are gonna hold your feet to the flames over dumb shit like this

DAVE: and its not like anyone else is gonna care since we definitely forgot to program hating gays and women into earth c

DAVE: humans are all jacked up on hating xenophiles now

DAVE: which sucks a lot too dont get me wrong

DAVE: btw did you know janes a xenophobe

ROXY: dave!!!

DAVE: ok ok

DAVE: so does all this mean i gotta call you dad now or what

ROXY: wat

DAVE: i mean thats what were talkin about right

ROXY: well first of all

ROXY: do u still even make a habit of callin me mom??

ROXY: i thought u kinda stopped that

ROXY: even if it was effin cute

DAVE: oh yeah i guess i did

DAVE: but i could start again

DAVE: but not if it means id have to go to fucking gender jail or something

DAVE: like what i mean is i could start that cute shit again but switch to dad

ROXY: ok but SECOND of all

ROXY: i would never want to deprive dirk of that noble honorific

DAVE: what

DAVE: ugh no way

ROXY: hahaha yeah way hes ya daddy dude!

DAVE: aw fuck noooo

DAVE: wow man

DAVE: i would never call him that

DAVE: i mean i know its true but i just wouldnt...

DAVE: wait

ROXY: what

DAVE: something feels

DAVE: wrong

ROXY: ???

DAVE: like some shits about to go down

DAVE: and i gotta...

DAVE: karkat! dude!!!

DAVE: GET DOWN!

KARKAT: WHAT?????

DIRK: You’re absolutely right.

DIRK: I would never do that.

DIRK: I’d never kill Dave, no matter what I felt the stakes were. I’d never hurt him either.

DIRK: You do understand me pretty well, I’ll give you that. And you’re right about many things.

DIRK: But there are just a couple things you’re wrong about.

DIRK: Pretty important things, actually.

DIRK: First of all, this gun is loaded.

DIRK: But not with bullets.

DIRK: Yes. You’re right about the tranquilizer.

DIRK: But there’s one more fact you’re not aware of.

DIRK: Which is that I never intended to aim for Jake at all.

ROXY: hellooooooo

ROXY: dave??

ROXY: whered ya go

DIRK: No, that’s not what he does.

DIRK: He swings the rifle around one hundred eighty degrees, and points the scope toward the large, now-curtainless window of a distant apartment.

DIRK: He zooms in quickly, cutting even shorter the little time that the Dead Cherub could use to impede him in some way.

DIRK: He takes aim, lets his finger hover over the trigger, and...

DIRK: Ow!

DIRK: Yeah, you got me. Can’t move it an inch.

DIRK: The only problem is, he doesn’t need to pull that trigger.

DIRK: Earlier, when he was messing around with all this shit in plain view, he rigged the rifle to be voice-operated.

DIRK: All he needs to do is say...

DIRK: FIRE.

DIRK: I see. So you’re not going to say what happens next?

DIRK: Is that really how it’s gonna be?

DIRK: So be it.

DIRK: The tranquilizer dart hits the glass of Roxy’s apartment window before the sound from the rifle’s shot even reaches them.

DIRK: She hears the glass break. Seconds later, she hears the bang. She drops her phone on the floor.

DIRK: She doesn’t have the slightest idea what just happened until she looks over at Jade and notices the dart stuck in her neck, right in the jugular vein.

DIRK: She watches as Jade’s huge, creepy black eyes start getting heavy. Her eyelids sag, and her head tilts to the side.

DIRK: She shuts her eyes completely. Her hair stops floating around her ominously. In fact, there’s nothing ominous about her at all anymore. She entirely resumes her status as the cute doggy girl we all know and love.

DIRK: She slumps over and collapses onto the couch. She begins snoring loudly while making a little canine whimper on each exhale.

DIRK: Like the bitch she is.

DIRK: Oh, what’s that? You’re getting a little quiet for some reason.

DIRK: You’re going to have to speak up.

DIRK: Aaand, nope.

DIRK: You’re getting quieter, not louder. You’re gonna need to work on that.

DIRK: Maybe try shouting it?

DIRK: Yeah, I didn’t catch that at all.

DIRK: Not even one syllable.

DIRK: Guess that’s it for you? Back to not mattering.

DIRK: Not that you ever did.

DIRK: Come to think of it, why am I still talking out loud?

[wisterioussun]

You wanted Dottore thoughts and he is my all time guy ever

I think its actually super interesting why he was exiled from the Akademiya? Like he just wanted to tear down Teyvats ideal of a god. I personally think if he had done that in any other nation other than Sumeru, a land (that in my opinion) is literally obsessed with their Archon to an unrealistic degree, he wouldnt have been exiled. Looked down upon, sure. Maybe even ostracized, but not exiled.

also not me literally kinning Dottore with his need for knowledge

anyways

his segments

Its hella interesting to think about the segments, especially after Nahida made that deal with him to KO all of the segments. What happened to them? If they were truly machines they would just shut down. Whos to say Dottore, who im pretty sure has openly denounced Archons before, wont just start making the segments again?

Sohreh is so real for falling for him right away

Also, is Dottore even devoted to the Tsaritsa? Pierro approached him with the gimick of "funding for research". I really dont think hes devoted to her AT ALL

this is all i can think of rn but hit me up for my discord if you wanna have more Dottore discussions <33 /nf

WOAH OH MY GOD I DIDNT EXPECT ANYONE TO ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING OKAY OKAY

Okay okay going point by point

- Very, very interesting thought. This would be fun to think about more

- u r the first Dottore kin I've come across, greetings and congratulations on achieving this

- THE SEGMENTS were such an interesting concept but Omega threw them in the trash :// I hope we at least learn more. And I do think it's very likely he'll just make more, I mean, the Dottore we see in Sumeru is a segment so it's not as if ALL of them are gone

- Sohreh WAS so real for that, she's just like me fr

- I highly, HIGHLY doubt Dottore actually gives a damn about the Tsaritsa. The man doesn't seem to care about gods very much at all, I don't think there's any disdain there like there might be for say, Pantalone who outright doesn't like the concept of gods, but he's more than likely indifferent

-AND I might just take you up on that offer, the guy is on my mind constantly so I'd love to talk about him with someone + looking at your profile you also like Jujutsu Kaisen which i recently got into so. It has been a little bit since you sent this in though, so do let me know if the offer still stands!!

[crazyf0rswayze]

Johnny x Tae Parents pt 8

Warnings: mentions of abuse, some parts where Tae gets emotional

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"BOYFRIEND" Sodapop and Ponyboy yelled out at the same time. Darry just smiled, because he knew it was gonna happen soon

"Y-y-yea" Tae said hiding her flushed face in the crook of Johnny's neck. Johnny let out a breathy chuckle.

"How long has this been going on missy?" Two-bit asked jokingly

"A-about a week" Johnny said.

"I knew it! I knew you like her! We were at game night a week or so ago, and I teased you about hugging her, and you said you had no interest! And then she kissed you and you blushed. So. Hard." Dallas rambled on

"Sh-shut up" Johnny said with a breathy chuckle

"I'm ok, Cade" Dally said jokingly

"Alright... whatever... Winston "

Tae didn't know what it was with them, but when they joked and teased, they used each other's last names. Tae lifted her head out of Johnny's neck since her face wasn't red anymore.

"What's it like dating the only girl in our gang" Steve asked, sitting next to Johnny

"U-uh i-i mean...wh-why does it make a difference that's she's the only girl in our group...d-does someone else like her?" Johnny stuttered out.

"N-no" Steve said walking away to sit back next to Soda.

"I think he likes me" Tae whispered in Johnny's ear

"But I wouldnt leave you for someone as obnoxious as him. Or anyone for that matter" Tae whispered flirtatiously.

"R-really?" Johnny replied.

"Y-yea" Tae responded, still whispering

"Mmmm" Johnny hummed in response.

"i mean...she's pretty but i guess johnnycakes got to her first" Tae overheard Steve whisper to Soda

"yea yea you've told me before steve" Soda replied

It was clear Johnny hadn't heard them. She was surprised he hadn't. Tae had grabbed Johnny's hand, and held it tightly. She didnt like hearing Steve talking about his feelings for her.

"A-are you ok...Tae?" Johnny asked

"Youre holding my hand r-rather tight" Johnny pointed out

Tae looked down at their hands, and let go of his. Her knuckles were white, she was holding his hand so tightly. She had left a little bit of a red mark.

"Are you sure your ok Tae Tae?" Johnny asked.

"I-im fine" Tae replied, looking down at her legs. She shoved her hands in her pockets.

"It's ok darling" Johnny cooed as he wrapped his arm around Tae's shoulder.

"Mmmmhmmm" Tae hummed in response.

By now Soda and Steve had stopped talking about her. Tae's nerves had eased, and she relaxed into Johnny's arm. Johnny, without thinking, kissed Taes cheek. Tae blushed, and her eyes went wide. Everyone stared at them for a moment, and then continued their conversations. Johnny and Tae just laughed together.

"Aahhhh...ah that was funny. You kissed me, and everyone just looked, the room went silent, and then they all started talking again!" Tae exclaimed

"Haha...ha...yea...yea it was pretty funny" Johnny replied looking down at Tae.

'gosh, you are so beautiful' Johnny thought to himself

Tae looked up at him and their eyes met. Everything around the two teens stopped. Gosh...Johnny wanted to kiss Tae so bad, but he didn't wanna be teased my Dally. And he didnt want everybody looking at him. Screw it.

Johnny's hand reached for Tae's face and he hesitantly leaned in for her lips. He pecked them, although he planned on making out with her later.

"Johnny, do you mind walking me home? It's late, and my parents haven't seen me for a day. I j-just want them to know I'm ok" Tae said, tears pricking her eyes. Her parents cared...but she hating admitting it. She also hated admitting that she cared about them, and how they felt about her being gone for so long. She hated admitting that she cared too.

"Yea, I'll walk you home Tae Tae" Johnny replied standing up. He held out his hand for her to grab, and she took it. It was Johnny's turn to not let go after helping her get up.

Tae chuckled at the memory of her doing that to him, Johnny chuckled too.

"I'm gonna walk Tae home, and then come back!" Johnny yelled out so nobody got worried about their whereabouts.

"Ok!" Darry yelled out in response.

"Are you ok Tae, you seemed shocked, or maybe a little spooked earlier. And then...I-i notice tears in you eyes as you asked me to walk you home...I'm her to talk my beautiful Tae Tae" Johnny expressed after they had walked a little ways down the street.

"My parents care...but i-i hating admitting it. I also really hate admitting that I care about them, and how they feet about me being gone for so long. I really REALLY hate admitting that i care too" Tae explained

"I'm sorry Tae. I- I understand how you feel. I hate saying that I still love my parents after what they've done to me." Johnny confessed

Johhny wrapped his arm around Tae's waist as he walked her to near her house. He didnt really realize Tae didn't tell him why she seemed spooked earlier. He proceeded to drop her off a few houses away, since Tae didn't want her parents knowing she was with a boy.

Tae walked in her house her eyes pressed shut ready to be yelled at, but she wasn't! Her mom pulled her into a tight hug

"Honey were were worried after you don't come home this morning" her mom exclaimed

"I-im sorry. I went to the diner to grab food, and i-i went back to Darrys house to hang...a-a-and I lost track of time. I'm s-so sorry momma. I don't mean to worry you!" Tae explained quickly. Tears pricked her eyes again. Why was she so upset. There wasn't really a reason....

"It's ok honey, I know you didn't mean to" her mom said, releasing Tae from the tight hug.

"W-wheres dad?" Tae asked. Gosh...she hated herself for asking

"He's um...he's out" Tae's mom said

Tae wiggled out of the hug and looked at her mom and saw a red mark on her face.

"MOM!" Tae yelled

"WHATS THIS YELLIN' ABOUT, IM TRYNA SLEEP" Tae's dad yelled from upstairs

"SORRY, MOM SAID SOMETJING REALLY FUNNY" Tae yelled out as an excuse

She heard no response from her dad.

"Close call Tae" Tae's mom said in a warningly-toned voice

"I'm sorry momma" Tae apologized

"Go to bed ok honey" her mom commanded.

"O-ok momma" Tae said tiptoeing upstairs to her bedroom.

Her dad hit her mom? This was getting bad.

"Why is she home? She don't ever come home so soon after an argument." Tae's dad said when her mom walked into Tae's parents shared room

"I don't know hun, she walked in the door, and that was that" her mom explained

"I'm jus' sayin' it's weird she's back so soon."

"I know..." Tae's mom said

"I'm sorry for hittin' ya. I-i didnt mean to darlin'. I understand us arguin'...and even that's bad. But I had no right to lay a finger on you"

That was the first time in a long time Tae's dad had apologized for anything bad he had done.

"Although it's not ok, and it never will be, I accept your apology." Tae's mom said

"I jus' wanna get better.....for you....and for our daughter. I don't like the fightin'....and I don't know why I do it."

"I'll try and help you get better, but I can't help if you can't stay calm" Tae's mom explained

Tae wondered if they realized they were being loud

"Ok....I'm gonna try....for you and for Tae"

Tae had her doubts...but she hoped the fighting would stop. She was tired of it. If it weren't for the gang she would have run away a million times. If it weren't for the gang, Tae and Johnny wouldn't know what true love and affection are.

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Part 9?

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

*After time ran out the two headed back inside.*

Teru, I must say I'm incredibly excited to continue this next time! I'll make sure to get some materials and decor! And who knows, Maybe Yayoi could join us!

*When they got to the lobby Mishimas next client was sat talking with Nao.*

Ah, you're finally done.

Indeed! Apologies for the wait!

I'd of been fine with not attending but what choice do I have at this point.

Ah, Teru. Last time we encountered you and Fuyuhiko were having quite the-

Well, come on we wouldnt want to waste any more time!

*Mishima takes Kais arm and leads him into the office.*

Oh. Hey Teru.. The other day I overheard a little conversation between Monaca and Nagito.. It sounded pretty serious.. I wanted to let you know incase Monaca didnt tell you.

Is that so? Hmm... I'll talk with her about when I get home. Thanks for telling me.

*The two exchange farewells as Teruteru leaves the building and returns home. As soon as he hits the lights in the living room, he hears footsteps approaching from upstairs.*

Hey Dad!

*Monaca rushes over to Teruteru to greet him with a warm hug.*

So how'd the session go? How's Grandpa Mishima doing?

He's doing alright. And the session went great! There's going to be new garden behind the building and me and him spent some time planning out ideas for what to do with it!

Sweeeet! I heard that Papa Fuyu's coming home tonight! I'm so excited!!

Hahaha! I can tell!

*The two have a joyous laugh over Monaca's excitement. The laughter is then suddenly interrupted by the sound of grumbling. The grumbling seems to be coming from both of their stomachs. The two chuckle nervously over the fact that both of them had forgotten to eat lunch today. Had Fuyuhiko been here sooner, they'd both be lectured over skipping meals regardless of them forgetting. Teruteru quickly makes his way to the kitchen while Monaca sets up the table in the living room. As Teruteru quickly prepares their dinner, the conversation between him and Nao returns to his mind. It remains as Teruteru finishes the dish and returns to the living room with two plates of food. He places them on the table and Monaca wastes no time chowing down on the delicious dish. Moment of silence passes before it is inevitably broken.*

Hey pumpkin.

*He quickly grabs Monaca's attention.*

That day you went out with Nagito and your friends, how was it?

It was pretty great! We went to the park, I got a few good sketches in my notebook, and we even met up with Auntie Nastumi! Overall, it was a good day!

*Teruteru smiles as Monaca relishes on about how the day went. It pleases him to see his daughter happy. However, he still needed to know about the supposed conversation between her and Nagito. Perhaps he should be a bit more direct.*

That's always great to hear. Say, how are Nagito and Yayoi doing? I heard that Yayoi's currently at FF for rehabilitation or something. How's Nagito holding up with being apart from him?

*The room becomes deathly silent. Monaca's expression went from a cheery delight to a dreadful knowing in almost an instant. Her mind raced as she tried to think up an excuse or lie as to not let out the truth of what happened, but she knew she couldn't lie. Not to her own father. Not to him of all people. He can catch lies with and without his powers. She knew she had no choice. With a defeated look, she turn to Teruteru.*

*sigh* Well... you're right about that last part. He's not doing so well. And... neither is Uncle Yayoi. They ended up having their first argument and it escalated to the point where... where...

*Monaca's eyes begin to well tears as the reoccurrence of the events suddenly flash before her eyes.*

Nagito... he... he broke up with Yayoi! He broke his heart because... he thought that he didn't deserve Uncle Yayoi... or something like that.

*Tears proceeded to pour as Teruteru rushed to comfort her. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. A part of him almost didn't, but seeing the agony and tears emitting from Monaca forced him to. The very thought never once crossed his mind till now. His mind started bouncing between the predicaments of their breakup and the current situation with his own daughter crying. He decided to focus on the current one and aid in Monaca's sorrows. After a while the tears finally halt their fall as her cries slowly exhausted her. Teruteru made quick effort to carry her to her room and tuck her into bed. Making sure to remove the prosthetics to ensure that she feels no discomfort in her rest. Teruteur remains by her side as he awaits for Fuyuhiko's eventual arrival back home.*

[bayisdying]

Lucky Penny - Chapter Twenty-Three

A/N: I'm not at all sorry about the cliffhanger. I'm evil. I know. Yell at me. I thrive in your tears.

Tagging my babes: @dragon-kazansky @callmemana @mrsjaderogers @gracespicybradshaw @milesdickpic @askmarinaandothers @kloofspeaks @breadsquash @notyoursbutlewis

Fanboy tried to not worry when Lucky was deployed, but it never worked. Especially after the uranium mission almost took her away from him.

Cin noticed how on edge Fanboy had been during classes, his mind elsewhere when it should be on their students.

"She's fine Mickey." She offered. "She's on a squadron with some damn fine pilots."

"I know Cin." He says giving her a smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes. "I'm just ready for her to be home."

She pats his arm, "soon hermano."

At that exact moment, Ice was slamming down his phone with force hoping the man on the other end could feel his wrath.

"Tom?" Dragon's voice comes from the doorway. "What's wrong?"

She always knew when something was wrong, many years of marriage does that to you.

"Lucky's mission is being pushed back a couple of weeks, apparently their flight sims aren't going as planned." He sighs putting his head in his hands.

He feels her walk over to the desk, he opens his arms to allow his wife to sit in his lap. A weight that calmed him.

"I should have fought harder for someone else to go." He mumbles into her shoulder.

"Ice, look at me." He lifts those pretty eyes to meet hers. "We both know what Hermes did here at Top Gun. He wasn't going to accept anyone else. He wants a do-over, to prove she wasn't really the best. But our Lucky? She is the best. She will prove him and everyone there wrong. Then she will come home with her head held high."

Elsewhere, right down the hall, another couple was not as...composed.

"I don't know why you didn't fight harder for her to stay!" Whiskey yells at her husband.

"I'm sorry? I was just in the room Jade, it wasn't my call."

"Ice listens to you."

Slider chuckles "He hasn't listened to me since our flying days. And he really didnt listen much to me back then."

Whiskey calms down a little, totally dejected. "I just hate how sad Mickey has been without her here."

"Me too, baby. It's been like torture knowing we did that to them."

Slider opens his arms and allows Jade to melt into him, he kisses the top of her head.

And even further down the same hallway, Cyclone was pretty sure his wife was plotting his demise. Venom hadn't talked to him since she learned he had sent Lucky on a mission halfway through the honeymoon.

She had even been staying at the Kerner's home with her bff Whiskey and completely avoided him while at work. He had a sneaking suspicion she was behind the fact that Cin had been giving him coffee with salt not sugar in it as well.

-----

While the Mama Bears were giving the Papa Bears hell, Mickey was...not having the time of his life.

Him, Payback, Phoenix, and Bob were teaching a simulation and his brain wasn't working like it should. The nagging feeling that something was wrong wouldnt go away.

"You okay back there Fanboy?" Payback asks.

"Yeah man, I'm sorry." He replies.

"We can land if you want, Phoenix and Bob can handle the class."

"No I'm fine."

Payback doesn't reply, he knows his WSO and best friend better than to believe that but he won't say it out loud. Yet.

Another voice comes over the comms. "Payback, Fanboy. Land immediately."

The voice is Cin's and nobody in the air likes the tone of voice she's using.

-----

"What do you mean it's been delayed?" Mickey's voice was louder than normal as everyone in the room just watched him.

"I received a call, their flight sims are not being as successful as they were hoping before completing the mission." Ice's voice is calm, but there is a hint of anger that scares everyone who knows Ice.

Before Mickey could throw a retort at his pseudo-father-in-law, Dragon spoke. "Mickey, we weren't going to tell you this. She's flying with Hermes, he is who requested her for the mission."

Fanboy processes this information before turning bright red, Rooster lays a hand on his shoulder but it doesn't stop the words from coming. "You gave her up to a pack of fucking wolves?"

"Mick..."

"No. I don't want to hear any excuses."

The Daggers plus Cin all share a look, they are used to Lucky being the hot headed half of the couple. In fact most of them had never seen Fanboy get angry except when they played Mario Kart.

"You know what hell he put her through when we were here the first time, and you let her go half way around the world - on our honeymoon no less - to fly with the piece of shit who made her question her abilities?"

Whiskey stands and brings him into her arms, he returns the hug but she can feel the anger rolling off of him in waves.

"Son, Lucky is going to prove once again that she has always been the best." Ice speaks up, Dragon's hand in his. "She isn't going to let that weasel win."

"You better be right, because if he does anything to hurt her in his blind jealousy? I will never forgive any of you that sent her away."

-----

Hours later, when the Daggers had gone home for the night. Jake was the only one left in his office. He had to write reports on the new recruits, and it took him forever to do them.

His cell phone rings, he assumes it's Cin calling to check on him.

"Hey babe I'm almost done here."

"Jake it's me. I don't have much time. I need your help."

"....Lucky?"

-----

A/N: mwhahahahahahaha

[angel-zophiel]

He accidentally hurt you - Imagine

(Dc Comics)

Jean-Paul Valley x Reader / Azrael x Reader

Pretty sure I kept this gender neutral but alas its self serving so I might have slipped and put something more aligning the reader with being feminine, sorry in advance, im a bastard and cant do editing

-He had been on the floor in the living room cleaning grime and whatever else had managed to encase itself off of his blade that night.

-God it had been awful, the constant hiss of Azrael and the nature of what he did made him tense and kept him on high alert as he found himself returning to your place

-So when you had woke up and found him in the living room, rather than asleep next to you, and saw him roughly scrubbing at the blade on the floor, all of which was very out of character for him, you quietly walked over so as no to alarm

-And that was your mistake.

-As lost as he was within the mind of the system, the moment the floor squeaked behind him, Azrael sensed danger and swung for Jean-Paul

-The tip of the blade laced across your arm.

-Seconds away from meeting your throat had you not thrown up your arms in defense

-On hearing your cry, the system shut down and Jean-Paul was left in the aftermath of your fearful expression and blood-soaked hand as it grasped onto newly formed laceration

-"y/n...?" voice weak, eyes wide. His heart dropped to his stomach as ironically, the voice of the system was completely silent now, allowing the empty sound of the room to haunt him

-" Alley..?" You whispered, shocked.

-The burning in your arm throbbing, and caused your face to wince, Jean-Paul saw immediately

-It didnt take him much longer to bound off of the floor and towards the med kit that just the night before, and every other night really, he would find himself at the command of under your own hands.

-He gently grabbed your elbow, the blood dripping down your arm now, pulling you towards the bathroom

-He tended quickly and efficiently to the wound

-As you inspected the bandage you looked back up at him, his gaze on it filled with such resent. Hands balled at his sides, refusing to touch you again

-"Alley-"

"I- god, forgive me Y/n." He damn near choked out, his eyes beginning to burn at the effort he put out to keep his tears at bay. The gut-wrenching guilt ate at his insides as though a parasite had infected him.

You could almost feel the beratement he was mentally dishing to himself, yes the cut hurt, but nowhere near the same as seeing how guilty he felt over it.

"Jean-Paul really, I'm okay- I'm okay, it'll heal." You whispered, slowly reaching towards him. "You didn't mean to" He shied away from your hands. Knowing the only thing you were going to offer him was affection and yet only wanting you to hit him. Wanting you to leave and tell him you werent coming back. He didnt deserve your love. Normal people didnt slice open their partners arms. This he used as further evidence that he couldnt trust himself around you.

-Azrael's head hung low, teeth hurting with how hard he was clenching his teeth

-And him refusing to touch you made your eyes water, god you just wanted him to hold you

-He tried to pull away from you again, but you stepped forward and within the small bathroom, he didnt have much room to run. The moment your hands met his face, he broke, the tears cascading painfully down his cheeks

-He never wanted to hurt you, god he would never forgive himself for this, he dragged you into his chest hugging you tight

-Tight enough to express what he knew his words wouldnt be able to

-All the love he held for you, the sadness, anger, and regret he felt for causing you harm like that

-He swore at that moment, that neither he nor Azrael would ever come close to harming you again

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in this house we like calling jp valley, alley, bc I cant stand typing out his long ass hyphenated name

feel free to request, I want more of him

[sharksrcool2]

lovely screenplay i made and very unfortunately couldnt enact

*very quiet hospital music playing*

*door opening sound effect*

*walking sound effect*

superman: hey there little guy, its me superman

3 year old with stage 4: goo

superman: haha ok man,, yea thats thats a good one

3 year old with stage 4: goo ga. goo gaga.

superman: ha,, yea. um. you know i guess so right i mean i am superman i guess i would be the guy to call if we um, wanted to use freeze breath all homeless people every winter and uh if we were to um you know use heat vision wind in the summ-

3 year old with stage 4: gag googer.

superman: ….my address isnt anywhere in the comics. where did you find that why do you know my address 

*door opening sound effect*

nurse: hii how are we doing? 

aww hey buddy, are you having a good time with superman?

3 year old with stage 4: googoo

nurse: awww i bet

superman: he just said a slur how is no one hearing him say this

nurse: ok well sounds like hes just learning your name *loud alarm with caption gender ambiguous nurse can morally say this slur* mister superfaggot😊 let me just do some diagnostics then ill be out of here quicker than a gender ambiguous lover from your life haha

*clipboard sound* *pen clicking sound* 

uh huh… uh huh…. yea. pretty standard for a 3 year old with stage 4….

*pen clicking sound* ok! ill leave now, have fun ☺️☺️☺️

*door opening sound* 

*door closing sound*

superman: …*ahem* ok

superman: anything you.. wanna do, kiddo? maybe like a puzzle with superman? you know?

3 year old with stage 4: goo?

superman: a game, yea.

3 year old with stage 4: gaga? ga.. googoo gaga?

superman: uh, sure. i guess you could say im offering for you to play a game with m-

previously hidden news anchor coming out from under the bed: *news anchor voice* welcome back to how to catch a predator; today, we’re here with mister clark superman!

clark kent: my last name isnt superman its just superman its first name no last name just superman 

news anchor : now, mister kent, if that even is your real name- 

clark kent: its not my name is superman

news anchor: *winking sound effect* well, while that may or may not be the case,

clark kent: *being spoken over* it isnt

news anchor: *continuing* , youve just been caught ON CAMERA telling this three year old boy that you wanted to play a GAME with him. *whispering to audience* though, i dont know if this is just me, but im not surprised. i mean, his clothes look right out of the childrens section; and you know what they always say, dress for the job you want,, amiright? 

*back to news anchor voice* well, mister kent, how does that make you feel? 

*mic being shoved into face sound* *pushing it back down*

superman: ug, well, i, ack, *struggling to shove it away* urgh,,,,

*sigh*

ok, stop. this script doesnt make any sense. im a make a wish actor- 

news anchor, no longer doing the 

voice: superman.

superman: im SUPERMAN here by request of the 3 year old because hes got cancer. dont most make a wish people play games with them or something to bond? id never get on catch a predator for that.

*hospital music stops* 

3 year old with stage 4 taking out the fake baby teeth: well its still sketchy

superman: also, wouldnt a 3 year old be talking by now? why didnt we just make him talk if i can understand him anyway?

3 year old with stage 4: i mean then the nurse would be useless we cant scrap the nurse

news anchor: ok man, youre kinda ruining this. you know this is my passion right? this is my VISION for the story

3 year old with stage 4: yea man its the gender ambiguous producers vision. i think its genius

superman: well i get that but i mean i dont get why this is the story in the first place like you know ACTUAL superman doesnt come visit make a wish kids right? its an actor. hes not real

news anchor, tearing up: hes real. hes real and he visited me. right?

3 year old with stage 4: *patting on back sound* yea man he did. 

superman:… im sorry, i-i didnt know.. i just thought that-

3 year old with stage 4: eric i think you should leave

[the-lady-in-progress]

Here is a short story I wrote a few years back for fun. I hope you like it. It takes place in the world of Black Butler but you don’t need to watch the show to understand the story.

Story here:

Ciel's P.O.V.

"Stupid." I mutter pacing in the study. "Stupid. Stupid. STUPID! " anger overcomes me as I throw a book across the room, hitting a book shelf and knocking it over.

That damn demon has disappeared AGAIN. Probably off feeding the dozens of cats in the attic he thinks I don't know about. I may be a human but I'm not stupid. Lately my allergies have been worsening and Sebastian seems not to care, he disappears all day and acts like nothing happened when he comes back.

Time and time again he misses bringing my snacks or neglects chores, sometimes he doesn't even come when i call. He really doesn't care. No one cares. Not Sebastian, not Finny, Bard, Mey-rin, Tanaka. If they did, I wouldnt be here, now, going in circles over and over again.

They said revenge isn't worth it, and they were wrong. Revenge will be bitter-sweet and juicy. And i cant wait to taste it, like a ripened berry straight off the vine. But i believe I'm too young to obtain what i wish by myself, and my butler doesn't appear to want to help. And if i wait till im an adult to go after my parents' murderer, Sebastian might have gotten bored and hungry by then and have broken the contract and killed me anyway.

The fact of the matter is, im too ahead of my time, the growth of my brain and of my body don't match up, and it is prohibiting me from obtaining revenge. Im human. That is my flaw. Im weak. Powerless. Enough not even be able to keep my own damn butler in check.

My whole existance has been absolutely meaningless, i pretty much do nothing all day, aside from expanding my company and helping solve crimes for the queen. The queen. All i am to her is a servant. All i am to the towns people is a spoiled rich brat that thinks he owns everything. All i am to Sebastian is a meal not even worth plating.

And Lizzy may think she loves me, but i know she deserves more, she always has. And after Madam Red died, i had no one who i really loved as part of my family. Theres no one. Nothing. Im a joke. An accident my parents' murderers didnt mean to leave alive.

What more do i have to live for? Besides catching them and watching the burn in hell, that's all i have.

Im meaningless. I feel myself open the window behind my desk and stand on the windowsill. Looking out to the grounds of my estate i remember all of the times Finny ruined the roses or tangled the garden hose, and Mey-rin would squeal and try to help fix it only to make it worse. And Bard would come running out with the flame thrower, somehow thinking it would help. And Sebastian would appear and scold them, fixing the mess in a matter of minutes, and doing their jobs for them.

Just the thought was enough to bring a tear to my eye. "Goodbye, Sebastian." I whispered with a leap of faith off a litteral balcony.

The wind feels cool on my face despite the slight sting. My eyes are closed. I'd rather not see what's coming towards me, though I know I made this choice.

I'm not really sure why I jumped, now that I think about it. The wind whistles through my coat and button down. I haven't gotten my revenge yet. I still have so much to live for. So much to do. So much to see.

Maybe I've made a mistake...

My arms fly in front of my face, I think, it's hard to feel with the weight of gravity pulling me down quickly. I know I'm about to hit the ground. It's about to be all over. And I'll be dead.

Goodbye world. Goodbye Sebastian.

The wind is knocked from my lungs as I land, but it isn't on the ground and I'm not dead.

When I can finally get air into my lungs again, I open my eyes, looking up to see Sebastian, holding me in his arms and we float softly toward the ground.

How is this possible?

"Nice try, young lord," he smiles as we land gently. "Your job is not yet done and there is much to do."

Breathing heavily, I say nothing. Of course my demon saved me. I should've known he would. And for once I was kind of... glad he was here. Maybe I'm not as alone as I thought.

That is until I get revenge on the people who murdered my parents and then Sebastian eats my soul, as per our contract. But that day is not today. I relax in the demons arms and allow him to carry me back into the house.

I need a cup of Earl Grey and some biscuits.