#pretty please? someone?

[aucprivt]

i want someone to fuck reassurance into me. i want them to make me feel like it's a waste of time every second my body is away from them, that they are unable to keep their hands to themselves around me. i want them to grope, grab, kiss and breath every part of me, making my head spin and limiting my actions because i was supposed to be just a pretty toy, nothing more. i want them to whisper praises about how i taste, how i sound, how their lips found their place on my skin, how i am the most beautiful thing they've ever laid their hands on, how they can only look at me when i'm in a room with them, how everything around me drowns, how they look forward to seeing me and how grateful they are that i accepted them as the prayer for my body as they fuck me stupid, whether it's by bending me over first then flipping me over to missionary just to kiss my face and play with my nipples. making me a drooling, moaning mess in the process while filling my ear with their words over and over again.

[anbaisai]

Blep. (Sequel to the boop)

Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle

The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.

Bonus panel:

[squoobest]

LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR, I can brush my teeth all by myself OK?

[silentheiss]

Imagine Shen Yuan transmigrating much, much later into the novel. He ends up being one of the wives in Luo Binghe’s harem, and his task is to make sure Luo Binghe is loved and is in a happy marriage.

Obviously, with Shen Yuan being straight(no matter that he’s a beautiful maiden now, his soul is very male), he decides to win Binghe’s respect as a friend and advisor and then holds auditions for a Perfect Wife. Only he keeps rejecting every single one of them. Binghe thinks it’s just Shen Yuan’s way of seducing him(weird, but for some reason efficient), but when he tries to bed Shen Yuan he is very thoroughly rejected.

By the end of the month Binghe is so in love with his new/old wife/advisor he’s ready to claw his heart out of his chest. She just pats his head and calls for the next wife to be brought in.

[lavendervirgos]

I need to grind on someone's leg or against their bulge while they grip my face, make me keep eye contact with them, and force me to open my mouth so they can spit into it.

[arttsuka]

Au where this happens instead of the portal incident

Edit: someone did write a fic about it. Wow. Click here

Original image:

[i-eat-deodorant]

does this annoy anyone else or is it just me

[starcurtain]

Sometimes, I think about how much Alhaitham's entire adult life has been shaped by Kaveh and I just... have to sit down for a second.

Kaveh was Alhaitham's first, and, as far as we've been told, only friend until recently. At the very least, Kaveh was likely his only close friend throughout Alhaitham's entire schooling years, from teens into adulthood.

Alhaitham lives in the house he received for his work with Kaveh. The house Alhaitham lives in wouldn't even exist without Kaveh.

Alhaitham's ideology and behavior have been shaped by his diametric opposition to Kaveh's perspectives. He acts and thinks the way he does in part because of how their debating over years shaped how Alhaitham sees the world.

He's become an active part of a friend group almost entirely because of Kaveh. Alhaitham's story quest says that he didn't become particularly friendly with the rest of Sumeru's saviors even after they saved the archon, but now we see him hanging out with Cyno and Tighnari all the time because Kaveh was friends with them first and eased the way.

He even drinks a particular brand of coffee because he and Kaveh picked it together.

If you removed all trace of Kaveh from Alhaitham's life, virtually nothing would be the same. He wouldn't live where he does now. His house wouldn't look like it does inside at all. He very likely wouldn't have a single close friend. His ideology would probably be significantly more pragmatic and cold. Literally the only thing in Alhaitham's current life that hasn't been shaped in some way by Kaveh is Alhaitham's job. Which is... probably why work is Alhaitham's least favorite aspect of life.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is honest to archons over here wondering "What does Alhaitham even think about me?"

I don't know, buddy, probably that you're his whole world?

[egophiliac]

some (extremely) quick doodles to celebrate the glorious return of glorious masquerade! I haven't had a chance to do much personal drawing lately, but I didn't want to let it go by without doing something!

[aphel1on]

AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

[tboybites]

im sooo sleepy i sure hope no one comes into my room while im asleep and pushes my panties to the side and pushes their cock deep inside

[enii]

Thanks🥺💕

[dr-bengay]

The people that got put in Saw traps should really consider themselves really fucking lucky, because with my luck I'd probably get caught wearing something like this little ensemble

(artists interpretation)

[omaano]

"Congratulations on your new job on Coruscant, Commander"

Fox commission for @whiskygoldwings Thank you so much for letting me run wild with these, I've missed drawing flowers so much! ❤️

Black Dahlia - for betrayal, evil and dishonesty Orange Lilies - for deep hatred, doom, as well as enthusiasm and energy (good as congratulation for a new job or promotion) Poppies - for the dead and Foxgloves - for deceit

[wisteriagoesvroom]

"let's see if we can get this bad boy sideways" i beg mclaren to let him loose so we can see op81 drift

bonus: oscar driving a mclaren 750S in the same manner that he would take a family kia cerato to the supermarket

[x]

[linoyes]