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I DREW EVERYONE IN THE PBI!!!
@flutter-rosemary @animsay28 @bucketfullofstrawberries @brockendrems @kiwibee (I hope I got the right person there-) @grimmrabbits @raptorlucid @raccoontank @snowed-leopard @ihazmunchies91 @cannibalchurch @chainlink34 @mystifyingdepy @comfortventure
#tsp#the pbi#pbi#pretty boy inc#pbi gang#tsp anarchy team#group#art#sona#others sonas#ocs#tsp oc#tsp ocs#evil team
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„It doesn‘t even look like him“ - the bf
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Spartan king: Hyacinthus! Get to *insert ancient princely duty here*.
Hyacinthus: Sorry dad, there's a God on my lap.
#apollo#hyacinthus#apollo x hyacinthus#greek mythology#greek god#god of light#myth#mythology#couple#lovers#love#gay love#greek pretty boys inc#drawing#pen and ink#illustration#art
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A (comparatively) Brief Thought about Steve Harrington's Names
Lucky Stevie has full names in three different languages and they're all equally incriminating in different ways!
For context: Steve's parents meet just as the summer of '66 is ending, in a perfectly legitimate bar with absolutely no connection to organised crime in Chicago. They introduce themselves as Christopher (call me Chris, Christopher is shite) Harrington and Anita (but you, bello, can call me Tina) Martino. They are both lying.
See, America is it's own little world. Founded by desperate refugees and religious extremists, the USA is the New York of the western world - the perfect place to disappear, because no matter your sins, there's always someone weirder. And in this totally not shady bar in Chicago, these two strangers have a lot of sins.
Mr. Ciarán Ótis Marcin Ó'hArrachtáin is what some might call a terrorist. Those 'some' are, of course, all eejits who seem to be fecking delirah with the Brits treating the Irish Free State as a colony. But Ótis and Martyna didn't raise a spineless dosser, not on tales of the shite they saw in Nazi Poland. Ciarán wants to be just like his mama, so does the only thing he can at sweet sixteen and joins the IRA. It was a grand old time - until some spanner decided to start the boarder campaign, make some things go boom, then it all goes arseways and suddenly he's a wanted man. Now he's legged it all the way out to this bar in Chicago where he can find some mostly-legal work, set himself up as someone who doesn't need to check over his shoulder every five seconds - and maybe he can take a chance on this absolute ride of an Italian who's just walked in, Jaysus -
Sig.na Alessia Stefania "Pieterina" Serafini has made a name for herself as a mafiosa. Beloved, wild, ruthless granddaughter of Don Alessio - caporegime since nineteen and well on her way to consigliere - and, right now, in molti problemi with la Cosa Nostra. So much problemi that she's been effectively smuggled into the US, like that goddamn heroin shipment that started all these problemi... ah well. She just needs to lie low for a bit (a decade) with her American cousins on the less than legal side of Chicago before she can return to her cosca and the people she actually trusts not to stab her the moment she turns her back - and maybe she can have some fun with this bello, bello Irishman who's looking her way, dannazione -
So. Discussing the evolution Mr and Mrs Harrington's relationship is gonna have to wait (though I'd love to hear from you guys) - the important thing here is the family history.
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Tina's side: Alessia Stefania "Pietrina" Serafini.
Tina's father is Vincenzo Serafini and her grandfather is Alessio Serafini. Her first name is the feminine of her paternal grandfather's name. Steve's middle names are also from them.
(In case it wasn't obvious, the Serafini family are heavily involved in the Italian mafia - potentially involved in the Ciaculli massacre in '63 - and also have ties to the American mafia.)
Tina's mother is Pietra Tedesco and her grandmother is Stefania Tedesco. Her middle name - Stefania - and her son's first name - Stefano - are from her maternal grandmother. "Pietrina" is a diminutive nickname for Pietra - they're saying she's just like her mother, and since they figured this would be easy and natural enough for Steve to remember, his agreed Italian 'cover' surname is Di Pietro.
(Pietra is the feminine of her father's Petri Tedesco - which is itself the new name chosen by the German runaway Peter Thälmann. No relation to German Communist Party Leader Ernst Thälman, no sir, nothing to see here.)
So: Stefano Alessio Vincenzo Serafini - or, when he doesn't want to advertise the mafia part - Stefano Di Pietro.
Chris' side: Ciarán Ótis Marcin Ó'hArrachtáin.
Chris' father is Ótis Ó'hArrachtáin, and his paternal grandparents Steafán and Keira Ó'hArrachtáin. He gets his first name from the masculine of his grandmother's name, his middle name from his father, and gave Steve his grandfather's name.
(Steafán and Keira worked their asses off their whole life to put their kids through school, ennabling Ótis to work at the Irish embassy in Poland, where he managed to smuggle a handful of refugees past the Nazis to Britain, of which his future wife, Hannia Marcinkiewicz, was one.)
Chris' mother is Anita Marcinkiewicz. He gets his middle name from her surname. Steve gets his Irish 'cover' surname from that.
(Anita and her son are very similar as teenagers and young adults - the same heady cocktail of jaded rage and a naïve sense of justice, motivating spiky teens in parallel shitty situations to commit near-suicidal acts of heroism, with similar results. Just what did Anita do? Nothing you can prove, of course...)
(Yes, Anita Marcinkiewicz and Anita Martino - a wild coincidence that kicks of conversation for our young lovers in Chicago. Not in any way manipulated by an omnipotent fangirl who wants her OCs to have something neat to make slightly awkward but unexpectedly wholesome small talk about over a Guinness and a Negroni in a bar in Chicago). (This is why Chris calls his wife Tina all the time when anyone else would get shot if she's feeling anything less than saccharine.)
So: Steofán Ciarán Ótis Ó'hArrachtáin - or, when he'd rather avoid any connection to the wanted terrorist - Steofán Ó Máirtín.
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Of course, as half Irish and half Italian - or, well, 1/8 German, 2/8 Polish, 2/8 Irish and 3/8 Italian but who's counting. Aside from me -
The point is, he's Catholic as fuck. He can be non-practicing and still Catholic (bc fuckboi), he can lose his faith and still be Catholic (bc interdimensional hell monsters), he can be an atheist (bc Irish) and still be Catholic, ok - he is Italian and Irish, there's no cure.
So, yeah, he's definitely been christened. And sure, you can old give any old name to the government (fuck them anyways) as long as it suits your purposes. But your christening name is the one that God knows you by, okay, you don't want to lie to the priest and end up with the wrong name tag when you get to heaven (or if, I guess).
What I'm saying is the paperwork says Steven Otis Harrington, but some poor Father/Reverendo gets hit with Stefano Stiofán Alessio Ciarán Vincenzo Ótis Serafini Ó'hArrachtáin. Good fucking luck!
#steve harrington#steve harrington headcanon#italian steve harrington#irish steve harrington#Catholic guilt^2#steve harrington's parents#steve harrington's mother#steve harrinton's father#what is is with me and fictional characters with 10+ names in two different languages this is the second in two days send help#also#when i say “all his names all equally incriminating”#Serafini is mafia and Ó'hArrachtáin is a minor terrorist obvsly#but Harrington also is pretty damning after his parents have spent 20+ years building their totally legal and above board business empire#So Chris gets the bizarre experience of having created an alias to avoid the fame of being like. another nameless school shooter#only for that alias to be more recognisable? like what was the point?#Tina explain why my disguise is more attention-grabbing than my actual identity as a wanted criminal#and Tina gets to explain that there were many generic Irish white boys who set fire to shit during the Troubles#but there's only one Christopher Harrington of Harrington Inc. that does boring stuff with lots of money#and also fun stuff with loads of money but no one can prove that shh#anyways#is this an epic fail? where you fail at keeping your identity anonymous so badly it that actually works perfectly?
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sbi!!! and beeduo ig
been a while since I drew them especially on paper
#sbi#sleepy bois inc#dream smp#c ranboo#beeduo#tags are scattered everywhere weeee#sbi fanart#ranboo#pretty proud of boober drawing tbh
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You like fae tricks? Itty bitty Tommy? Power rivaling gods wielded by idiots who’d be outwitted by bugs bunny? Then I got a story for you! Featuring SBI + Kristin, this is a funny, fluffy, sometimes creepy crack fic about the most ridiculous ways to outwit the fae.
(Summary blurb:) The King of the Winter Court ventures to find a new child for their home. Fortunately, Philza happens upon one he likes. Unfortunately, Tommy is impossibly adept at twisting his way out of fae tricks, and Philza can’t tell if it’s pure genius or stupidity. Philza does eventually learn his name; only problem is the boy learns his. Shenanigans naturally ensue. Meanwhile, Technoblade and Wilbur are determined to get Tommy back, and Lady Death is more than happy to help. The pair discover they fit a little too well into the fae world, yet all three are acutely aware that one slip up and the humans will be adopted trapped forever. Whether it be illiteracy or eating sand, each new antic Tommy, Technoblade, and Wilbur employ to avoid eternal capture always leaves Philza and Lady Death crying Lord, what fools these mortals be!
#It was super fun writing something that’s nearly pure comedy for once#There’s of course some drama and action and fear given the fae are horrifying#But it all operates on enough loony tunes logic that it’s pretty fun over here#Sbi#sbi au#fae au#sleepy bois inc#sbi fanfic#philza#tommyinnit#angel duo#twins duo#kristin minecraft#mumza#technoblade#wilbur soot#wilbur mcyt#crack fic#something to nom on
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"History loves tragedies after all.” That was the one theme that followed each and every scrap of history that Techno had managed to find, the legend of L’Manburg that now barely survived in the present age. The constant pull of the hopeless fight and the grand story of humanity fighting the undead only for it to be buried in a shallow grave, because despite all the pretty words, L’Manburg had lost in the end.
“...Huh, a tragedy? That’s what they call it?”
“That’s what it is.”
“Well, what I think is that-”
Techno never saw the air move or the flicker of shadows that curled forwards, simply one second the boy stood by the purple glow of the stained moonlight-
And the next he stood before Techno and the dull blue gleam of his eyes had instead turned into a bright, blazing blue despite the shadows that still clung viciously from the hood’s veil across his face.
“-it died, and that was it, alive one second and dead the next.”
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Or: Technoblade finds himself at the mercy of the vampiric plague corrupting the land. A silver blade sits in his hands, the urge to run bites at his heels, and three pairs of eyes follow him everywhere he goes.
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i love my background!!<33
I don't know what to put!!
#genius inc#lullaby of demonia#ifrit#malthus#Valec#alastor#feet#bunnies#mentally fucked#necrophilism#legs#socks#i want to be someone's pet#shitpost#self h@rm#validate me#pretty boy#pretty gurl#girl meets world#MalthusxIfrit
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hi folks I'm trying to reanimate my motivation to write for nanowrimo. if you have any requests for oneshots, drop them in. if you know me from ao3, I do lots of sbi stuff. if you know me from here, you know I'm also into slimecicle and shubble. so that stuff is probably what I can write best for you 👍
#No promises the writing will be any good bc my creativity is so dried up rn but I'll do my best :)#Mcyt#Shubble#Slimecicle#sleepy bois inc#crimeboys#wilbur soot#I haven't really included any guidelines here but if I don't think I can do your request I'll let you know#I think I'm pretty flexible but just thought I'd mention that#General guidelines: no smut no x reader and no real ccs please <3#Just characters thank you!!!!
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Masks dont tend to work with Bucket, but she likes to support @animsay28 choices.
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fred is so cute in an 'i wanna pinch his little cheeks' kind of way, and he dresses so preppy and wears white even when they're investigating spooky grimy places. he probably carries a tide stick around with him. he's definitely a guy who prefers not to get his hands dirty, at least not without good reason. i would like to see him get drenched in blood like ashley evil dead
#it may be harsh but it is my firm belief that pretty boys in horror should be covered in blood and dirt and tears#boy would i love to drop mystery inc into a real horror setting#fred jones#scooby-doo#a scoobydoozies original#vivid mental picture of him covered in blood and crying and trying to futily trying to take out the blood with tide sticks#there's like 10 used up all around him and there's blue dye everywhere and daphne just puts her hand on his shoulder like#freddie that's not gonna work
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Me enjoying the influx of Apollo and Hyacinthus fluff courtesy of pride month.
The intrusive thought I shouldn't have listened to: Draw his death😈
I am so sorry😔
#Apollo#Hyacinthus#apollo x hyacinthus#greek mythology#myth#mythology#greek god#god of light#greek pretty boys inc#death tw#illustration#pen and ink#drawing#art
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op i wrote everything down in the tags. the thing is with big platonic relationships like this is that this is rpf. there is still this hesitation in writing shipping content, which is why according to the statistics i just searched up, dreamnotfound is the only romantic relationship tag in the top 5. and this is because the creators have explicitly stated that they are okay with it.
or perhaps we are all people with issues and who doesn't love found family? and i'm gonna be honest- 'passerine' is one of the rare fics that make me sob.
and yeah, it is kind of worth celebrating. because yeah, it is kind of a fandom in which you would find people celebrating platonic ships even more than romantic relationships.
(yeah i had a minor breakdown in the tags, sorry for that op, i'm literally so tired i need to got to bed)
Amy reason why you guys decided to include platonic ships? Even with the disclaimer i feel like it's a little confusing for the average tumblr user. Tbh the first few times i encountered one of those polls i voted the other ship out of reflex because my brain registered "THAT'S A 15 YEAR OLD AND A WHOLE ASS ADULT WTF" before it could look for context clues but I wonder if I'm alone in this.
The confusion's understandable but from our perspective it's a little bit like asking if there's a reason we decided to include femslash? Gen ships are on the chart, they're a type of relationship tag same as any other, so they're on the bracket, with a clarification in case someone is unfamiliar with / vs & notation. If a ship was on the chart in both platonic and romantic forms - which did happen - we only took the more popular version, but that's literally the only circumstance in which we decided not to include something.
Or, to take a different perspective: whatever you think of the DSMP fandom, they managed to get five different platonic relationship tags into the top 100, including one with four people. I have never seen a four-person platonic relationship tag be that popular before. I have never seen any four-person relationship tag be that popular before! Isn't that wild? Isn't that fascinating? Isn't that worth celebrating, in this celebration?
#so dream smp came in and i decided to do some quick research#by research i mean i just searched up the fandom wiki#the top five ships are dreamnotfound#clingy duo#crime boys#and sbi#and beeduo#now sbi was pretty expected as well as dreamnotfound#i mean individually their audiences are literally so large#if we go by youtube alone- then dreamnotfound has a whopping 42.1 million#which is about the population of afghanistan#if we count sbi by youtube alone then we get#40.4 million#which is about the average of the population of canada and poland#the most big thing influencing platonic ships like sbi and beeduo and crimboys and even romantic ships like dreamnotfound is that#we continuously get new content#or we did at a time#i mean clingy duo is going strong as is dreamnotfound#*sob* we wont ever get 4/4 sbi ever again#which is just sad#and this big essay probably marks me as insane i am so sorry op#this is what happens whenever i get a new hyperfixation#fuck it's late#good 'whatever-time-of-the-day-it-is-for-you'!!!#beeduo#sleepy boys inc.#dreamnotfound#polls#reblogs from other people#lyra talks
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how the boys fuck…according to merc
NSFW LINKS INC MDNI
Matthew
🔗 , 🔗
cowgirl is is favourite position, having full access to every part of you with your pretty face right in his view and your tits pressed again his chest.
he loves feeling you, taking it nice and slow until neither of you can take it anymore. Skin on skin, the feeling of you completely pressed against him is his favourite in the world and even with you near enough in his rib cage, he can’t keep his hands off you, needing to feel every inch of you.
when he finally slips it in, all control flies out the window, and the sensation of you clenching around him flips the little switch in his brain, turning him from your gentle, soft matt into the matt you know so well, the one that will take control and fuck you exactly how he knows you love it.
Christopher
🔗, 🔗
his favourite position is doggy, pressed against your back as he ruts into you, feeling the flesh of your ass jiggling against the base of his cock as he stretches you out makes him reel. your ass is his favourite thing in the world, and he shows you every time he has you underneath him.
he wants to take it slow, he really does, but he just can’t. trapping you exactly where he wants you and fucking into you, biting down on your shoulder, smoothering your back with kisses as he throws your spine out of alignment.
he worships you, taking his time to show you how sexy you are to him when you’re bent over for him. his favourite view is of the soft flesh of your ass, spread open for him as you moan his name and tell him how good he feels, how good he fucks you.
A/N: this is how i think they fuck based on their actual vibes, i wanted to go full delulu with it but i feel like this is more fun.
#©sturnsdarling#matt sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#matt sturniolo smut#matt x reader#matt sturniolo x reader#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#chris sturniolo smut#chris sturniolo x reader#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo fanfic#sturniolo x reader#sturniolo imagine
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Kiss It Better ♥️
Max Verstappen x Friends w Benefits! Reader
no one else gonna get it like that, so why argue? You here, here to take it all back (kiss, kiss it better baby)
Work’s got you stressed. Lately, you’ve been ignoring friend’s messages, coming home late and haven’t had a home cooked meal in weeks. Max decides that as your friend, he needs to intervene and look after you…by taking your mind completely off work and completely onto him, instead. Turns out he's as good at it as winning F1 championships.
Content includes: 18+ MDNI, smut, friends to lovers, overworked girlboss! Reader basically gets overstimulated by Max hehe, dom/sub, size kink, praise kink, light bondage, choking, degradation kink, all the good stuff, WC 2.8k
Easy chatter buzzed in your cozy apartment as your group of friends finished up the lively dinner and drinks you’d hosted tonight. It’s so good to see you, Maya sighed, slumping back in her chair and patting her food baby. I’ve missed your pistachio tiramisu dearly.
You laugh at her satisfied expression, and others in the group chimed in about how tasty your dessert had been and how it's been ages since you had been free to catch up. You waved them off with an apologetic I know, I know, explaining that work had been so much more hectic the past couple months. You worked as an advisor in the financial sector for Redbull Inc, a very prolific job that's led you to meet many of their star athletes. That included Max, who’d become one of your good friends and intently watches you talk now, his handsome face resting against his hand. You didn’t want to bring the vibe down of the dinner party, so you brush off your friend’s concern with a joke that it was hard work finding investors to fund Max’s millionaire contract, after all.
You’re met with laughter, and the conversation slips into light teasing that you needed better stress management techniques. Maybe finally time to get on Tinder and get yourself railed by a hot Monaco tourist? Can personally recommend that as great relief. Emily, another friend proposed with a wink, earning more giggles. You roll your eyes fondly, biting back that you’re sure most guys on Tinder wouldn’t even be able to find the clit, it would just make you even more wound up. Mock groans rise up from the boys sitting at the table, while the girls enthusiastically cheer their agreement. As your gaze flits around the room, your eyes shining with happiness for the first time in weeks, you can't help but catch Max's pretty blue eyes again - focused on you intently.
You brush it off, not thinking too much of it as the dinner party winds down and your friends start filtering out. You turn down their offers to help clean up, saying your housekeeper would be by tomorrow to sort it. You almost get a heart attack later once everyone leaves, as you begin humming along to your Spotify playlist and beginning to wash the dishes - only to hear a gentle clink as someone sets the wine glasses down next to you. Jesus Christ, Max! you exclaim, hand to your chest. You scared me!
He raises an accusing eyebrow at you. I knew it. You don't have a housekeeper, do you? Despite your numerous protests, he insists on staying to help you. How did you know? you ask curiously, conceding defeat. About me not having a housekeeper, I mean. No one else caught onto that. Pretty normal for working professionals in Monaco to have one, after all. Grabbing a teatowel and drying your dishes as you washed them, your friend the F1 millionaire and driver Max Verstappen warms your heart with his surprisingly caring and observant nature. Clearing his throat, he replies that you're way too much of a control freak. There's no way you'd trust a stranger to clean your house. He smirks knowingly when you splutter, feeling mildly insulted and hitting him with a There's no way you're accusing me of being a control freak. Have you met yourself? That's like the pot calling the kettle black! He swats you with the teatowel, rolling his eyes, but he's laughing at your accurate remark. Later, once your apartment is in sparkling condition, you and Max enjoy a late night glass of sweet wine out on your balcony. You've been talking for a while about silly topics, currently ranting about some random relationship drama of a friend when Max cuts you off, his mind clearly on something else.
I think the others were onto something, you know, he starts, low Dutch voice making you feel warm in the cool night air. At your confused expression, he continues. You've been really stressed lately. I've barely seen you around at padel or online streams these past two months. And you've lost weight, your apartment was messy which it never is, and the other week my accountant got emails from you at 3am...plus you haven't gotten your nails done, which is weird because you're always the group chat every two weeks what colour you should get.
Your eyes widen at the realisation that Max was paying much more attention to you than you'd thought. You hadn't known he was so perceptive towards your mood, and it made unfamiliar feelings flutter in your stomach. You try to reassure him, half truths that you were fine now, truly, he didn't need to worry! You absolutely didn't want to be a bother to someone as busy as him. Seriously, I'll just download Tinder and let off some steam like Emily suggested, you joke to try and change the dubious expression on his face.
But his next offer blows you out of the water. Suddenly avoiding eye contact for the first time all night, Max's handsome face blushes as he murmurs that he could help you take your mind off things. When you stare at him blankly, not comprehending, he takes a deep breath and fixes that intense gaze back onto you, looking determined. Unwind the tension. Or, rail you good, like Emily said. Like a…friends with benefits situation. And before you start saying how you don’t want to be a bother or whatever - trust me, you aren’t, and I wouldn’t offer to help if I didn’t want to.
You’re flabbergasted, half laughing at the insanity and half gasping in shock. I don’t understand, you say finally. What’s in it for you? This seems like way too much work to just be doing a friend a favour. Max smirks at you, a bit deviously, and although you've seen the expression when he pulls an aggressive move to win a race, you've never seen it directed at you. It sends a shiver running up your spine and an aching need shooting straight in between your thighs. Proving I know how to find the clit, he says rather smugly.
You whack him over the shoulder with a pink throw cushion, rolling your eyes and changing the topic to diffuse the sudden sexual tension. He lets you off the hook as you quickly change conversations, flustered with the sudden interest from Max. But over the next few days you can’t stop thinking about his proposal constantly. You’ve always had a bit of a friend crush on Max - I mean, who wouldn’t? He was a tall, handsome racecar driver with a wicked sense of humour. And a very cute accent that sounded very sexy when he lowered his voice. You wondered what he’d sound like whispering something naughty in your ear, tangled up in his soft bedsheets, his large hands wandering where friend’s hands shouldn’t be-
You abruptly bring yourself back to reality, cheeks going pink at the fantasy you’d gotten carried away with. Over the next week, work gets ridiculously busy again and you find yourself completely absorbed in the same toxic cycle, getting home late and ignoring your friend’s messages. You’re working late one evening, frowning as you glare at your computer screen, thick files scattered across your desk. You’re too distracted to notice that Max is calling your name until a warm hand gently brushes your shoulder. It turns out he’d been in the building to sort out some legal paperwork and had decided to come by and see you. You’re surprised, but he narrows those intense blue eyes at you, saying you’re not looking after yourself again, are you?
Despite your protests that you are (lie), really, you don't need him to help you at all (another lie), he orders delivery from your favourite Italian restaurant and joins you for dinner in your office. Soon you’re laughing, caught in conversation and genuinely enjoying Max’s company until your phone starts ringing. You sigh, remembering the mountain of tasks you still had, and look apologetically at Max. But the handsome blonde is having none of it. He smoothly takes your phone out of your hands and declines the call, making you yelp for it and reach across the desk-
Only to find yourself pulled onto Max’s lap, his strong arms easily wrapping around your smaller waist. Enough, he whispers into your ear, his husky voice just as deep and as sexy as you'd secretly fantasised about. Let me take care of you, please? You look up at him with wide eyes, your back pressed against his muscular chest, as you manage to nod. And oh, does Max take care of you. Your innocent dinner as friends is transformed into a dirty office hook up, as Max's skilled tongue slides into your gasping mouth and his even more skilled fingers slide your tight pencil skirt up and finger you through your panties. And when you've soaked them through, he swipes them to the side and fucks you on his fingers, his impressive strength easily keeping your plush hips pinned firmly against his hardening erection as you buck and writhe helplessly in his lap. And he’s not stopping until you're moaning his name into the deep kisses and having one of the most intense orgasms of your life. Feels good, doesn't it prinses? he murmurs, his lips brushing against your ear as he takes in the pretty sight of you blushing and panting in his lap, silk blouse fallen off your shoulders and tight skirt pulled up after you'd falling apart on his fingers. All for him, he thinks with a feeling rather similar to possessiveness unfurling in his chest.
"Good" would be a massive understatement. Once Max proves to you just how effective of a stress management technique this is, you can't stop. He's over at your place after hectic workdays, at first, giving you slow deep kisses as he gets you off on his thick thighs. Any hint of self consciousness you'd had becoming so undone in front of the very attractive athlete dealt with by the praise he showers you with. That’s right, use my thigh baby, you’re doing so good, you're gonna cum all over my jeans for me, okay? His voice sends you spiralling over the edge, letting out teary whines and moans as he coaxes you through another orgasm, letting you fall apart all over again in his arms before putting you back together with dinner and laughter filled conversation in the shower after.
Soon he’s there on the weekends, eating your tiramisu first before spreading your legs wide on the dining table after he'd placed you on it. What did I say about doing work during your weekends, hmm? He says in mock disapproval, gently kissing your aching pussy through your panties before teasingly slapping it. You whine breathlessly, embarrassed to have him in between your legs for the first time, but once again he dampens every insecurity of yours that bubbles up. He eats you out like a man starved, and oh, Max Verstappen definitely knew where to find the clit. Your dark red nails, freshly manicured after he’d taken you to the salon earlier, tug at his soft blonde locks as his talented tongue kisses your sensitive bundle of nerves. He groans against your pussy, the vibrations sending you over the edge and squirting onto his flicking tongue as he smirks up at you. Oh, Max! Max! Right there, please don’t stop-
He’s a little too adept at distracting you. You don’t have any inhibitions about holding back anymore, openly begging for him to make you feel good again and again and again. You’ve become more curious with him, wanting to try new things in the bedroom you’d always wondered about but been to shy to ask for. But with Max, who you trusted as a friend first, and who spoilt you, it was easy to test your boundaries. You make him blush the first time you hold up some toy handcuffs and cutely ask if he could pretty please try them on you? His intense blue eyes darken with desire as he looks down at your pouting face, batting your lashes up at him almost innocently despite your naughty request. You love that Max wants this, wants you, just as much as you want him.
The handcuffs set off the more...dominating side of Max in bed and you're absolutely addicted to it. Soon enough he has you face down ass up in his bed most nights, delicate lace lingerie you'd started wearing under all your classy corporate outfits half ripped, as he roughly pounds into you from behind. You loved when Max used his predatory strength against you, applying just enough to make you dizzy with pleasure but never enough to come anywhere near hurting you. One of the bear paws he calls his hand wraps snugly around your neck, over the sparkly collar you’re wearing, and the other one smacks your bouncing ass red, using all the power of a high performance athlete who worked out daily. You're sobbing and screaming his name into the mattress, his sheets long ruined from your drool and your mixed cum trailing down your legs. You just love when I completely control you like this, don't you prinses? Max says with a smirk, his tongue licking up your tears as he used his hand on your neck to tilt your crying face towards him. My pretty girl, so needy and stressed, your brain just can't take it anymore right? Need me to take over and fuck you stupid? A rough slap to your ass has you scrambling to answer him, frantically nodding yes, yes Maxie, please take all the tension away, it feels so fucking good-
You can't even lay a hand on him because yours are tied tightly behind your back, well and truly giving all your power to Max. And he uses it to talk you through multiple orgasms, murmuring in your ears as he relentlessly thrusts into you to let go for me, that's right, just like that pretty girl, gonna fuck you so hard you’re only going to be able to think about my cock for the next week. I want to feel that tight pussy cum all over my cock in five, four, three...
Whew, his fans would go batshit crazy if they found out that their celebrity crush does, in fact, talk you through it in bed. You would feel bad about taking up so much of his time, but you’ve started to realise how much stress relief you offer Max, too. Like when he’s had a bad race weekend (rare, but still) and you walk into his apartment, seeing his tense shoulder and frowning face as he continues gaming after grunting out a Hey.
You hmmm, shrugging out of your pretty blouse, lacey bra on display, and making yourself comfortable in between his big, muscular thighs. Stressful day? you ask, leaning down to rest your cheek against him. He glances at you as you teasingly massage his impressive legs, coyly looking up at him as you tease the waistband of his sweats. Wanna fuck my mouth, Maxie?
That certainly got his attention, a lazy grin appearing on his face. Fuck me, I've really made you addicted to my cock, haven't I schat? he says lowly. He loosens his sweats for you, letting you lick his inner thighs teasingly before softly kissing his rapidly hardening cockhead. Large hands tangle in your hair, undoing your elegant twist, as Max guides you all the way down his length. You whine, looking up at him with those sweet doe eyes and choking slightly as you’re still not used to how big every part of Max is. And somehow you still look so fucking innocent, despite your drooling lips wrapped snugly around his cock. His hand possessively tugs at your curls, making your teary eyes roll back as you moan from the rough treatment. Max smirks at the delicious sight of you on your knees for him, clenching your thighs desperately. You wanted this, pretty girl. Wanted to be my obedient slut and have me throatfuck that slutty mouth of yours, right? Should've been careful what you wished for if you couldn't handle it.
He emphasises his filthy words with an initial thrust all the way to the back of your throat, making your breathing hitch as you struggle. Giving you a second to adjust to his full length, he tells you one last promise before he ruins your throat. You’re going to have to cancel all your meetings tomorrow, prinses. There’s no way you’re going to be able to talk after I’m done with you.
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A/N: AHHHH IM ATTEMPTING TO BE BACK IN BUSINESSS and keep all my pookies fed 🍗 My tactic for getting tf out of my writers block hell is only looking at max edits on tiktok cause everytime I open insta I see another lovey dovey couple max and pregnant gf post and get a fucking jumpscare (I mean obvi happy for them but my delusion….my delusions!!!)
Let me know what you guys think!! I’m cooking up a dark Max who’s talked into being a gym trainer for oh so innocent reader hehe so dark max girlies I gotchu xx send in ur requests!!
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★…BIG HEAD ASS ! ❞
inc. shidou ryusei, isagi yoichi, nagi seishiro, michael kaiser
sum. based on the tiktok trend where you photoshop their head to see if they notice
notes. got an isagi smau suggestion that was pretty similar to this trend so i decided to include some other boys, enjoy 💓
★ SHIDOU RYUSEI !
★ ISAGI YOICHI !
★ NAGI SEISHIRO
★ MICHAEL KAISER
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