#pretty boy inc

[bucketttt4]

I DREW EVERYONE IN THE PBI!!!

@flutter-rosemary @animsay28 @bucketfullofstrawberries @brockendrems @kiwibee (I hope I got the right person there-) @grimmrabbits @raptorlucid @raccoontank @snowed-leopard @ihazmunchies91 @cannibalchurch @chainlink34 @mystifyingdepy @comfortventure

[incorrect-lolesports]

„It doesn‘t even look like him“ - the bf

[artbyanca]

Spartan king: Hyacinthus! Get to *insert ancient princely duty here*.

Hyacinthus: Sorry dad, there's a God on my lap.

[g00seg1raffe]

A (comparatively) Brief Thought about Steve Harrington's Names

Lucky Stevie has full names in three different languages and they're all equally incriminating in different ways!

For context: Steve's parents meet just as the summer of '66 is ending, in a perfectly legitimate bar with absolutely no connection to organised crime in Chicago. They introduce themselves as Christopher (call me Chris, Christopher is shite) Harrington and Anita (but you, bello, can call me Tina) Martino. They are both lying.

See, America is it's own little world. Founded by desperate refugees and religious extremists, the USA is the New York of the western world - the perfect place to disappear, because no matter your sins, there's always someone weirder. And in this totally not shady bar in Chicago, these two strangers have a lot of sins.

Mr. Ciarán Ótis Marcin Ó'hArrachtáin is what some might call a terrorist. Those 'some' are, of course, all eejits who seem to be fecking delirah with the Brits treating the Irish Free State as a colony. But Ótis and Martyna didn't raise a spineless dosser, not on tales of the shite they saw in Nazi Poland. Ciarán wants to be just like his mama, so does the only thing he can at sweet sixteen and joins the IRA. It was a grand old time - until some spanner decided to start the boarder campaign, make some things go boom, then it all goes arseways and suddenly he's a wanted man. Now he's legged it all the way out to this bar in Chicago where he can find some mostly-legal work, set himself up as someone who doesn't need to check over his shoulder every five seconds - and maybe he can take a chance on this absolute ride of an Italian who's just walked in, Jaysus -

Sig.na Alessia Stefania "Pieterina" Serafini has made a name for herself as a mafiosa. Beloved, wild, ruthless granddaughter of Don Alessio - caporegime since nineteen and well on her way to consigliere - and, right now, in molti problemi with la Cosa Nostra. So much problemi that she's been effectively smuggled into the US, like that goddamn heroin shipment that started all these problemi... ah well. She just needs to lie low for a bit (a decade) with her American cousins on the less than legal side of Chicago before she can return to her cosca and the people she actually trusts not to stab her the moment she turns her back - and maybe she can have some fun with this bello, bello Irishman who's looking her way, dannazione -

So. Discussing the evolution Mr and Mrs Harrington's relationship is gonna have to wait (though I'd love to hear from you guys) - the important thing here is the family history.

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Tina's side: Alessia Stefania "Pietrina" Serafini.

Tina's father is Vincenzo Serafini and her grandfather is Alessio Serafini. Her first name is the feminine of her paternal grandfather's name. Steve's middle names are also from them.

(In case it wasn't obvious, the Serafini family are heavily involved in the Italian mafia - potentially involved in the Ciaculli massacre in '63 - and also have ties to the American mafia.)

Tina's mother is Pietra Tedesco and her grandmother is Stefania Tedesco. Her middle name - Stefania - and her son's first name - Stefano - are from her maternal grandmother. "Pietrina" is a diminutive nickname for Pietra - they're saying she's just like her mother, and since they figured this would be easy and natural enough for Steve to remember, his agreed Italian 'cover' surname is Di Pietro.

(Pietra is the feminine of her father's Petri Tedesco - which is itself the new name chosen by the German runaway Peter Thälmann. No relation to German Communist Party Leader Ernst Thälman, no sir, nothing to see here.)

So: Stefano Alessio Vincenzo Serafini - or, when he doesn't want to advertise the mafia part - Stefano Di Pietro.

Chris' side: Ciarán Ótis Marcin Ó'hArrachtáin.

Chris' father is Ótis Ó'hArrachtáin, and his paternal grandparents Steafán and Keira Ó'hArrachtáin. He gets his first name from the masculine of his grandmother's name, his middle name from his father, and gave Steve his grandfather's name.

(Steafán and Keira worked their asses off their whole life to put their kids through school, ennabling Ótis to work at the Irish embassy in Poland, where he managed to smuggle a handful of refugees past the Nazis to Britain, of which his future wife, Hannia Marcinkiewicz, was one.)

Chris' mother is Anita Marcinkiewicz. He gets his middle name from her surname. Steve gets his Irish 'cover' surname from that.

(Anita and her son are very similar as teenagers and young adults - the same heady cocktail of jaded rage and a naïve sense of justice, motivating spiky teens in parallel shitty situations to commit near-suicidal acts of heroism, with similar results. Just what did Anita do? Nothing you can prove, of course...)

(Yes, Anita Marcinkiewicz and Anita Martino - a wild coincidence that kicks of conversation for our young lovers in Chicago. Not in any way manipulated by an omnipotent fangirl who wants her OCs to have something neat to make slightly awkward but unexpectedly wholesome small talk about over a Guinness and a Negroni in a bar in Chicago). (This is why Chris calls his wife Tina all the time when anyone else would get shot if she's feeling anything less than saccharine.)

So: Steofán Ciarán Ótis Ó'hArrachtáin - or, when he'd rather avoid any connection to the wanted terrorist - Steofán Ó Máirtín.

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Of course, as half Irish and half Italian - or, well, 1/8 German, 2/8 Polish, 2/8 Irish and 3/8 Italian but who's counting. Aside from me -

The point is, he's Catholic as fuck. He can be non-practicing and still Catholic (bc fuckboi), he can lose his faith and still be Catholic (bc interdimensional hell monsters), he can be an atheist (bc Irish) and still be Catholic, ok - he is Italian and Irish, there's no cure.

So, yeah, he's definitely been christened. And sure, you can old give any old name to the government (fuck them anyways) as long as it suits your purposes. But your christening name is the one that God knows you by, okay, you don't want to lie to the priest and end up with the wrong name tag when you get to heaven (or if, I guess).

What I'm saying is the paperwork says Steven Otis Harrington, but some poor Father/Reverendo gets hit with Stefano Stiofán Alessio Ciarán Vincenzo Ótis Serafini Ó'hArrachtáin. Good fucking luck!

[ditzydreamsss]

sbi!!! and beeduo ig

been a while since I drew them especially on paper

[nomsfaultau]

You like fae tricks? Itty bitty Tommy? Power rivaling gods wielded by idiots who’d be outwitted by bugs bunny? Then I got a story for you! Featuring SBI + Kristin, this is a funny, fluffy, sometimes creepy crack fic about the most ridiculous ways to outwit the fae.

(Summary blurb:) The King of the Winter Court ventures to find a new child for their home. Fortunately, Philza happens upon one he likes. Unfortunately, Tommy is impossibly adept at twisting his way out of fae tricks, and Philza can’t tell if it’s pure genius or stupidity. Philza does eventually learn his name; only problem is the boy learns his. Shenanigans naturally ensue. Meanwhile, Technoblade and Wilbur are determined to get Tommy back, and Lady Death is more than happy to help. The pair discover they fit a little too well into the fae world, yet all three are acutely aware that one slip up and the humans will be adopted trapped forever. Whether it be illiteracy or eating sand, each new antic Tommy, Technoblade, and Wilbur employ to avoid eternal capture always leaves Philza and Lady Death crying Lord, what fools these mortals be!

[joseimukeaddict]

Just started playing SEEC Inc.’s recent English release of Million Dollar Boys, and I’ve unlocked 3 floor managers so far and it’s pretty good. Been playing SEEC otomes since completing TASOKARE HOTEL a while back.

I thank the developers every time I open one of their apps for being the last bastion of good Free2Play mobile otomes left in a pool of copy-paste chibi dress-up gacha and a 30 second minimum before skip ad every time you tap a button *cough* Storytaco.inc *cough*. Although I would like if SEEC’s otomes did less step-brother and Yandere love interests… But luckily it seems like MDB doesn’t have that!

Note: This post is preemptively written before all love interests have been unlocked.

Anyways this is not an ad but I just wanted to express my gratitude to SEEC Inc. for allowing me to still have hope in the mobile otome industry 👍 and maybe other companies will start following in their footsteps?

[thebleedingeffect]

"History loves tragedies after all.” That was the one theme that followed each and every scrap of history that Techno had managed to find, the legend of L’Manburg that now barely survived in the present age. The constant pull of the hopeless fight and the grand story of humanity fighting the undead only for it to be buried in a shallow grave, because despite all the pretty words, L’Manburg had lost in the end.

“...Huh, a tragedy? That’s what they call it?”

“That’s what it is.”

“Well, what I think is that-”

Techno never saw the air move or the flicker of shadows that curled forwards, simply one second the boy stood by the purple glow of the stained moonlight-

And the next he stood before Techno and the dull blue gleam of his eyes had instead turned into a bright, blazing blue despite the shadows that still clung viciously from the hood’s veil across his face.

“-it died, and that was it, alive one second and dead the next.”

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Or: Technoblade finds himself at the mercy of the vampiric plague corrupting the land. A silver blade sits in his hands, the urge to run bites at his heels, and three pairs of eyes follow him everywhere he goes.

[glitterandsparkels]

i love my background!!<33

I don't know what to put!!

[bucketttt4]

Masks dont tend to work with Bucket, but she likes to support @animsay28 choices.

[yetvalerian]

hi folks I'm trying to reanimate my motivation to write for nanowrimo. if you have any requests for oneshots, drop them in. if you know me from ao3, I do lots of sbi stuff. if you know me from here, you know I'm also into slimecicle and shubble. so that stuff is probably what I can write best for you 👍

[artbyanca]

Me enjoying the influx of Apollo and Hyacinthus fluff courtesy of pride month.

The intrusive thought I shouldn't have listened to: Draw his death😈

I am so sorry😔

[katnip225]

Entering the Mind AU

So Phil, Techno and Tommy find this weird gem thing which suddenly takes them in the mind of Wilbur. So they are looking through Wilbur's memories trying to find a way to leave.

Their bodies are still in the real world just in a coma like state. So Wilbur finds them and is very scared. After some time, he does get help since they aren't waking.

Wilbur is not having a good time in this au. The rest of SBI is only slightly better since they are viewing Wilbur's memories and they do feel like they are invading Wilbur's privacy with seeing some events that he never mentioned. Also when they see the memory of Wilbur finding their bodies after they entered his mind.

[scoobydoozies]

fred is so cute in an 'i wanna pinch his little cheeks' kind of way, and he dresses so preppy and wears white even when they're investigating spooky grimy places. he probably carries a tide stick around with him. he's definitely a guy who prefers not to get his hands dirty, at least not without good reason. i would like to see him get drenched in blood like ashley evil dead

[thesummerrtriangle]

op i wrote everything down in the tags. the thing is with big platonic relationships like this is that this is rpf. there is still this hesitation in writing shipping content, which is why according to the statistics i just searched up, dreamnotfound is the only romantic relationship tag in the top 5. and this is because the creators have explicitly stated that they are okay with it.

or perhaps we are all people with issues and who doesn't love found family? and i'm gonna be honest- 'passerine' is one of the rare fics that make me sob.

and yeah, it is kind of worth celebrating. because yeah, it is kind of a fandom in which you would find people celebrating platonic ships even more than romantic relationships.

(yeah i had a minor breakdown in the tags, sorry for that op, i'm literally so tired i need to got to bed)

Amy reason why you guys decided to include platonic ships? Even with the disclaimer i feel like it's a little confusing for the average tumblr user. Tbh the first few times i encountered one of those polls i voted the other ship out of reflex because my brain registered "THAT'S A 15 YEAR OLD AND A WHOLE ASS ADULT WTF" before it could look for context clues but I wonder if I'm alone in this.

The confusion's understandable but from our perspective it's a little bit like asking if there's a reason we decided to include femslash? Gen ships are on the chart, they're a type of relationship tag same as any other, so they're on the bracket, with a clarification in case someone is unfamiliar with / vs & notation. If a ship was on the chart in both platonic and romantic forms - which did happen - we only took the more popular version, but that's literally the only circumstance in which we decided not to include something.

Or, to take a different perspective: whatever you think of the DSMP fandom, they managed to get five different platonic relationship tags into the top 100, including one with four people. I have never seen a four-person platonic relationship tag be that popular before. I have never seen any four-person relationship tag be that popular before! Isn't that wild? Isn't that fascinating? Isn't that worth celebrating, in this celebration?

[sturnsdarling]

how the boys fuck…according to merc

NSFW LINKS INC MDNI

Matthew

🔗 , 🔗

cowgirl is is favourite position, having full access to every part of you with your pretty face right in his view and your tits pressed again his chest.

he loves feeling you, taking it nice and slow until neither of you can take it anymore. Skin on skin, the feeling of you completely pressed against him is his favourite in the world and even with you near enough in his rib cage, he can’t keep his hands off you, needing to feel every inch of you.

when he finally slips it in, all control flies out the window, and the sensation of you clenching around him flips the little switch in his brain, turning him from your gentle, soft matt into the matt you know so well, the one that will take control and fuck you exactly how he knows you love it.

Christopher

🔗, 🔗

his favourite position is doggy, pressed against your back as he ruts into you, feeling the flesh of your ass jiggling against the base of his cock as he stretches you out makes him reel. your ass is his favourite thing in the world, and he shows you every time he has you underneath him.

he wants to take it slow, he really does, but he just can’t. trapping you exactly where he wants you and fucking into you, biting down on your shoulder, smoothering your back with kisses as he throws your spine out of alignment.

he worships you, taking his time to show you how sexy you are to him when you’re bent over for him. his favourite view is of the soft flesh of your ass, spread open for him as you moan his name and tell him how good he feels, how good he fucks you.

A/N: this is how i think they fuck based on their actual vibes, i wanted to go full delulu with it but i feel like this is more fun.