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What gifts to buy for each Venus sign
Christmas is among us, my favourite season and time of the year. Venus is the planet of love, by nature it can display what we like to receive from others but if you don’t know their Venus or the house it’s in you can try to look at the persons Sun sign instead but Venus is ideal.
A gift based on their:
Sun sign will make them feel seen and like you know them well, it will be a gift they may appreciate
Venus sign is all they’ve ever desired it’s the pinnacle of their ideal gift. Especially as Venus represents how we like to receive and experience love
Aries/ 1H Venus
Gym membership, running shoes, thrill seeking experiences like tickets to bungee jumping, rock climbing, a skydiving event, gym outfit, tickets to their favourite artist, tickets to festival, cool lighter, archery classes, tickets to sports games, a shirt with their teams logo or merch from their favourite artists, scissors set, cooking tools, hair styling products like hairspray, hair dye, Fitbit/apple watch, knives set, sports gear, heavy bass headphones, tickets for those room smashing experiences, take them clay pigeon shooting, family destroying board games like Risk or Catan, diy tattoo kit, diy piercing kit, theme park tickets.
Aries Venus are by nature thrill seekers, Aries is ruled by the head and has 1st house influences, they can certainly appreciate something that ignites passion, they are impulsive and quick by nature to pursue what they desire. They need gifts that match their decisive nature and to let out that pent up energy they have in them, I honestly think experiences are the best for them. Or a box of hair dye for their impulsive moments
Taurus/ 2H Venus
Hire a chef or take them to a really good restaurant for a 5 course meal that serves orgasmic food and has impeccable visuals/atmosphere OR you can even arrange a 7 course homemade meal with the finest of recipes! , fine jewellery adorned with a gemstone, culinary experiences, cooking classes, kitchenware, go to fragrantica.com and find a high quality perfume to give, premium home decor, art, antique items, antique furniture, comfortable cosy clothing, hot water bottle, gardening tools, plants, selection of seeds for their garden, diffuser, essential oils, desserts like baklava/ferro rocher, luxury goods, wellness retreat subscription, day at the spa, tea set, comfy velvet winter pillows and bed sheets
Oh my Taurus natives, they know how to break a bank for Christmas and if not they can enjoy luxury on a budget! They enjoy the finer things of life of course Venus ruled, they know how to induge in pleasures and satisfaction. Due to the earthy influence they have a green finger and a natural affinity with plants and gardening, they may love flowers or want to grow plants themselves. Taurus venuses are rather easy to gift, if you know them they usually have a vice, it may be sleep, food or pure laziness, get them something according to their vice and they will treasure it.
Gemini/ 3H Venus
Really cool stationary, Spotify subscription, comedy show tickets, books from their favourite genre, a notebook, Grammarly subscription, cards against humanity board game, Duolingo subscription, multiplayer games, home kit recording studio, language learning stuff, calligraphy classes, kindle, portable car charger, Bluetooth speaker, karaoke machine, suitcase, travel accessories, a musical instrument, sealing wax kit, creative hobby supplies, microphone, podcasting equipment, audio editing software, a car, vr headset, Nintendo online subscription, Netflix/HBO/youtube/crunchyroll subscription
Gemini rules communication, short journeys and social engagement. Blessing these natives with tools to enhance their pleasant hobbies will make them swoon in gratitude, if you want to get them something make it engaging and whimsical. These natives are ruled by mercury and always welcome something that requires the mind.
Cancer/ 4H Venus
A cooking set, baking set, comfort food, commission artwork of the family, family photos, some really nice home decor, a keepsake/musical box adorned with velvets and soft materials that will store sentimental objects, a locket necklace, family recipe book make a recipe book of all their favourite foods and some foods you know they’d like, soft fluffy blanket, the family heirloom, hand crafted quilt, hand painted ceramic mug, animal crossing game, sims 4 game, games relating to the home, bring and fly in family that are far away as a surprise and cook their favourite meal together, household utilities, lush bath products, a personal chef for a day, a personal butler for a day, custom family tree art, ancestry DNA kit (please be careful though once you use them they keep your data and if they get hacked your information is out there), home movie night, comfy slippers and pyjamas, family board games, this christmas make them Christmas dinner this time.
Cancer rules the home and there’s nothing more appreciated by a cancer Venus than things that remind them of this. They are by nature expressive and nurturing, this time let them be pampered!
Leo/ 5H Venus
Hair care products, gift card for their favorite store, make them an edit no joke like a TikTok edit that makes them look really cool, one of those light up mirrors or a pretty handheld one if they don’t have one already, book them a photoshoot together if they don’t like the camera maybe post them on your social media and show affection for these bold natives, theatre tickets, bold sunglasses, luxury watch, good jewellery, VIP experiences like backstage passes or reservation to exclusive invite only restaurants, designer clothing that is a prestigious brand they love, commission style artwork, make them a playlist of songs that reminds you of them, fine wine, personalised fragrance creation that allows them to create their own signature fragrance, personalised makeup makeover, hire a stylist for them
A perfect gift for Leo’s need to have an element of self expression, luxury and incorporate their personality that garners attention from peers. They need a gift that makes them feel special, something tailored specifically for them that cannot be gifted to anyone else. Personalised gifts do well either this placement too. When I think of these natives I just think of that Meghan Trainor music video “Me Too” watch that and you’ll get their vibe.
Virgo/ 6H Venus
Skincare products, a blender for smoothies, lots of cleaning products, multi purpose aesthetic storage containers, Quora or chat gpt subscription (these guys like to be well informed), give them scientifically researched bath products that have all that vitamin breakdown qualities, make them a notion template to help them plan, quality office supplies like a desk organiser or chair, practical fitness gear like a yoga mat, a fitness tracker, get them a personal nutritionist, tailored meal prep services, bookshelf organiser system, a stylish briefcase, home office makeover (BUT PLEASE GET THEIR PERMISSION FIRST), online course subscription, digital subscription to news feed, you can never go wrong with practical things, an ikea haul, Costco membership, minimalist decor, multi vitamins, a precision watch, set of labelling and sorting tools, a neat tidy chess board, get them a nice little pet, honestly for some reason whenever I think of Virgos I think of matcha. Get them something matcha based.
Virgo Venus natives need gifts that resemble their routine and organisation, they can be rather difficult to purchase for since they have such a specific taste in mind. Gift cards are practical for them but they really need something that allows them to be more prepared. Take them out for comparison price shopping like say if you want to get them a sofa tell them you’ll take them out to Costco, Amazon, ikea, and compare the best ones. They are also very clean and efficient.
Libra Venus/ 7H Venus
Trending Make up like the fenty hot chocolit heat lip gloss, Korean skincare products, beautiful piece of art, a wedding ring 😏, bouquet of flowers, take them to a beautiful botanical garden, fashionable accessories like a silk scarf, books and courses on design, take them to a couples romantic date, a couples workshop, write them a love letter, museum date, tickets to an art exhibition, fine dining, an astrology synastry reading, if they’re single set up a blind date with someone who you KNOW they would like (make sure they’re handsome/pretty), couples retreat, love coach Patreon subscription, pottery/painting classes, relationship podcast subscription, relationship psychology books, fine fragrance/cologne
Libra is ruled by Venus and 7th house, all things related to love beauty and pleasure align with this native, even if they are single they have a natural gift for delving into relationships. Make sure that whatever gift you give them it is pleasing and sensual
Scorpio/ 8H Venus
Intimate gifts, a psychological crime documentary playlist like Epstein island documentary or YouTubers who speak of renowned cult leaders, personalised astrology reading, a dark seductive fragrance, dark artwork, dominance and submission guide book, shadow work journal with a lock on it, dark poetry and literature, escape room adventure tickets, monopoly game, dungeons and dragons game equipment, bdsm accessories, personalised erotic art, leather/latex clothing, bonding activities, empowering books like 48 Laws of Power, martial arts training, taxidermy, personal development workshops, intense workout equipment like a punching bag, chess, daggers, locks on their door or for their belongings like installing a lock for their drawers, buy them a ring camera and subscription, wine tasting experience
Give them something sultry and deep, it has to be psychological and empowering. They are not impressed by superficial gifts that mean nothing to them. They really like gifts that allow them to explore their nature and the darker aspects of existence.
Sagittarius/ 9H Venus
A scratch off map that allows you to scratch off countries you’ve been to, a surprise holiday where you take them abroad, Duolingo subscription, a wanderlust journal for them to document their experiences, passport accessories, an electric guitar, drums, take them to a fireworks display or do one at home for them, a telescope, a drone, binoculars, philosophical books or religious books based on their own beliefs and religion, running shoes, horse riding in the sunset experience, musical instruments, motivational and positive affirmations book or make some for them yourself, a book collection of all their motivational and positive messages they have said, a compass, pay for their tuition for a course they’ve always wanted, traveling stuff like suitcases, pillow for travelling, a portable flask, a disposable camera, a Polaroid camera, a tent, tickets to a cultural festival, hiking gear, skiing gear, camping gear, sketchbook, a donation in their name
Sagittarius Venus and 9H venuses love the concept of exploration whether it be in the mind or physically, the best gift you could give them is one that allows them to take in so much culture, information and experiences.
Capricorn/ 10H Venus
Customisable credit card (CUCU is a good site for this), a nice power suit like business attire, vintage pocket calculator, cufflinks or a tie, formal shoes, pay for their CV to be analysed by professionals in their industry, elegant timeless clothing and jewellery, make them business cards, get them a corporate slave (an assistant will do), pay for business class flights for their next trip abroad, project management courses, tickets to Ted Talk event, take them to and big them up at networking and entrepreneurial opportunities, a sleek desk, submit their work for trophies and awards, quality furniture, Starbucks or their fave coffee place gift cards, a fountain pen, personalised desk name plate, professional photoshoot, designer accessories like a Swiss watch, leather wallet, cheque book, pay for a professional calligrapher to design their signature, time management software
Our sweet cap Venuses and 10Hers need their professional acknowledgment, give them anything timeless and a way for them to better themselves. They love being the best of the best so give them things that support their ambitions.
Aquarius/ 11H Venus
A 3D printer, high tech phone, a gamer console, smart home device like Alexa, chat gpt subscription, AI art pieces of them, rubix cube, VR headset, bespoke one of a kind art piece, tickets to a science technology conference or musem, networking events, phone case, futuristic home decor, membership to an niche club their interested in, mini indoor garden like a plant terrarium, pay for an astronomy stargazing experience for them, alt clothing, goal setting journal, a camaraderie for their friendships can be a bracelet for an example, tickets to a unique workshop according to their niche interests, video editing software, a unique invention prototype for the industry their interested in say if it were cars then a mini Tesla or something, volunteer together, design software, film festival tickets, social cause merchandise, unique fashion piece, astronomy kit, an AI boyfriend or girlfriend, take them a Ted talk.
Always remember the specific niche interests of these natives they like things that are very niche and so sometimes asking them is actually the best thing to do. But make sure it’s something they’re passionate about not all of these natives live tech but they certainly are innovative.
Pisces/ 12H Venus
Seashell necklace, watercolour paints, fantasy book collection, their favourite mangas, handmade artwork, stained glass window art, dream interpretation book, flowerpedia book, vinyls, yoga mat, contact lenses, tickets to their favourite artist like mitski or the sort, create a playlist for them that’s about fantasy and imagination, they might like Disney consider taking them to Disneyland, windchime, subscription to mindfulness app, astrology book, go to the aquarium together, windchimes, art supplies, a dream journal, sound healing instruments, pay for their spiritual retreat, zen garden decor, a mystical music box, water fountain, take them to a mesmerising body of water, prayer mats, diary, write them a heartfelt letter of how amazing they are, take them to a nature retreat, wearable art
Dreamy imaginative gifts would be perfect for these people, they need gifts that allow them to appreciate their escape world where they have a reality that’s just better than here. Give them things that are as beautiful as their inner world.
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Have you ever heard of the Dark Mirror which Japan's Disney Store sells
https://store.disney.co.jp/goods/4954455226125.html
Yes, I’ve heard of it!
TWST releases (or has released) several furniture or furnishing items as merch. I typically don’t comment on those since they tend to be very expensive (the mirror alone is 86350 yen) or are otherwise not practical (most English-speaking fans seem to favor small portable items that are easy to take pictures in public with).
The fact that there is TWST merch of this nature indicates that their market (at least in Japan) is primarily adult otaku (women) who can afford these things and want to decorate their homes with it. You’ll also notice that lot of recurring collab items are like… expensive jewelry, high heel shoes, etc. These are all items aimed at that same demographic, judging by the often premium design and price.
Edit: A recent VizMedia demographics poll reveals that Twst’s main age demographic (internationally) is 27+.
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst merch#twisted wonderland merch#notes from the writing raven#question
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Not that they would need to (except Angeal), but how do Angeal, Sephiroth, Genesis, and Zack handle Black Friday shopping?
Angeal: Treats it like a competitive sport. Arrives with a precise list, coupons, and a store map marked with tactical positions. He starts off polite and methodical until he spots the home goods section. The moment someone reaches for the last set of premium cotton towels, his honor code evaporates. "Those are 800 thread count, and they're MINE." He's seen bodyslaming people into shelf displays over discount coffee mugs.
Zack: Returns to HQ at 4 AM clutching a shiny new Play Station, covered in blood and sporting a black eye but grinning maniacally.
Lazard: Who's blood is that?? Zack: I GOT THE NEW PLAYSTATION! Lazard: WHO'S BLOOD IS THAT?? Zack: 70% OFF!!
Genesis: Sneers at Black Friday as "peasant behavior" until his favorite rare bookstore announces their sale. He's caught camping outside 48 hours early in a luxury tent, complete with a wine cooler and portable reading lamp. He yells at people. He insults people. He bites people. And then he leaves with three copies of books he already owns "because the binding is slightly different."
Sephiroth: Strolls in at peak hours, and the crowd parts like the sea. He casually picks up whatever he wants while people stare in awe. Later, he keeps showing Angeal his receipts and bragging about the steals. Angeal considers violence.
Sephiroth: 80% off this coffee maker. Angeal: *eye twitching* Sephiroth: They also gave me an additional discount. And this free gift card. Angeal, who fought three people for his coffee maker: That's... that's not how Black Friday works. Sephiroth: They gave me an air-fryer for free. Angeal: FUCK YOU
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Kayo’s Confidant
(last updated 12/11/24!)
This post documents the fully filled-in information on Kayo Tomiyama gained through progressing her Confidant! It contains things that could be considered spoilers for her Confidant, as part of the information is a summary of its story.
Tomoko is available in the evenings most days, when it isn’t rainy. Her Confidant is tied to the Charm social stat, and level 17 Charm is required to fully complete it.
Favorite Presents
(An asterisk (*) marks the special presents added with (and unlocked through) Miyu Sahara’s Confidant, which are liked by all Confidants currently in the game.)
Simple Cosmetics Bag A portable cosmetics bag with exquisite style and amazing capacity.
Gossip News Weekly A magazine that reports on various entertainment and celebrity gossip. Its circulation is irregular, but it's very popular.
Designer Perfume Softly-scented designer perfume.
Deep Red Lipstick This colorful limited edition lipstick is said to make the wearer look very mature.
Latest Facial Beauty Device The latest beauty device on the market, with a streamlined design to perfectly fit the contours of the face.
Rose Bath Gift Box This charming rose-scented bath gift box helps relax and nourish the skin all over your body.
Fashion Magazine This magazine, which has frequently set circulation records, focuses on the most cutting-edge fashion news and information.
Dress-Up Doll Beautifully packaged ball-jointed dress-up doll that can be freely outfitted with clothing.
Universal Vitamin Tablets A multivitamin complex nutritional tablet that provides all the body's daily needs in a single tablet.
Premium Fragrance Combination A classic home fragrance set with a soft scent.
Limited-Edition Keychain* This keychain has a unique shape, and is well-made, but there weren’t many of it produced. It has a certain collector’s value.
Bulk Snacks Value Pack* A combo pack containing a variety of traditional snacks that will remind people of the taste of childhood.
Advanced Essential Oil Combination* A value-for-money set of essential oils, with multiple functions to help you relax your mind and body.
Chestnut Cake* Fragrant chestnut cake with mild sweetness to suit most people’s tastes.
Musical Snow Globe* A snow globe that plays music, and can be shaken gently to make snow fall inside.
Desktop Incense Machine* A household incense machine that is small in size, so it can be placed anywhere.
Personal Information
Birthday: April 28 Zodiac Sign: Taurus Age: 44 years old Profession: Housewife Height: 160cm Weight: 55kg Blood Type: ?? Interests: Chatting Features: Fashion design, clothes styling
Story
Character Details My neighbor, a full-time housewife, who likes to chat with everyone. She once worked for a fashion company as a fashion stylist, and her husband seems to still work for that same company.
Personal Data 1 When she was young, she was apparently a rebellious gyaru from Shibuya, and later had a son. She seems to be a bit troubled recently. She often comes to me for discussion, and even gives me clothes as a thank-you gift...
Personal Data 2 What she once knew as popular fashion is something that today's young people have never even heard of. Despite the generation gap, Tomiyama refuses to admit defeat, and decided to continue to get closer to the youth of today.
Personal Data 3 In order to better understand the younger generation, Tomiyama often asks me for advice, but every time, the topic ends up turning to her own experiences when she was younger. Although there's a lot she still seems unable to understand, I can tell she's really working hard.
Personal Data 4 The first time I met Reo Kamiyama, he quickly demonstrated his dedication to tokusatsu. While Tomiyama doesn't understand tokusatsu, in her nephew Kamiyama, she sees her own younger self pursuing her dreams.
Personal Data 5 Tomiyama always regretted that she failed to be a good daughter for her parents because she was young and rebellious. After becoming a mother, she tried to be a parent who never fought with her son, but it backfired, and she ultimately failed to connect with her son. Facing Kamiyama, she hopes that this time she can truly be a good support figure for him.
Personal Data 6 Kamiyama's audition did not go well. Tomiyama wants to support him, but doesn't know how to get involved, and seems to be at a loss. As it turns out, Kamiyama understands how she feels, but doesn't want to worry her, so he's forcing himself to act indifferently. Both of them hope I'll keep their secrets, but is this really okay?
Personal Data 7 Her successive missteps have made Tomiyama start to reflect on whether she's being too worried and nosy. But her enthusiasm and concern for others are part of her personality, right? I hope she won't worry too much, and realize it's better to be sincerely herself.
Personal Data 8 Tomiyama's concern led to Kamiyama deciding to leave. He realized that he's been too absorbed in his own world, and alienated the people around him. After I talked to him, he finally came around, and returned to his aunt who was waiting for him.
Personal Data 9 Tomiyama and Kamiyama were finally able to honestly express their thoughts to each other. Although Kamiyama's sticking with his decision to leave, this time it's for his own sake, and he's no longer uncertain. As his elder, Tomiyama also sincerely gave him her blessing.
Personal Data 10 Now that Kamiyama left, Tomiyama is back to living with just her husband. She seems to better understand the distance between herself and the youth thanks to this experience. Growth is a subject that both the young and old deal with. Maybe we can all learn more about it, going forward.
Voice Lines
Japanese VA: Atsuko Tanaka | Chinese VA: ChuRong Fan
(As I can only add up to ten audio files per post, I’ll only include the Japanese lines below! Feel free to ask for the Chinese ones, though.)
I'm Kayo Tomiyama~ Can you tell me about what's popular with young people these days?
When I was young, I always spoke my mind without hesitation. I enjoyed my time as a stylist, and I'm still pretty particular about fashion even now!
In age I'm thoroughly an adult, but mentally, I'm not all that different from when I was younger~ But it seems I'm completely out of touch with the culture of today's youth... The passage of time is cruel.
The clothes that I've been giving to you? Ah, they're all samples from Darling's work, so don't worry. But I can guarantee their quality!
Every time I talk to you, I feel younger again~ Huh? I'm too chatty? You're so bad! ... Just kidding~
Seeing that kid, I just can't help but cheer for him. Maybe I see my past self in him?
No way, asking me about Darling suddenly... though now that you mention him, you do resemble Darling when he was your age.
Confidant-Specific Bonuses
Rank 1 Fashion Designer: Gain outfit "Casual Formal Wear".
Rank 3 New Trend: Gain outfit "Casual Formal Wear - Green".
Rank 9 Diversity of Fashion: New outfits become available for purchase at the Shibuya Underground Mall Clothing Store.
Rank 13 Sewing with Care: New outfits become available for purchase at the Shibuya Underground Mall Luxury Clothing Store.
Rank 20 Special Taste: Gain outfit "Casual School".
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you dont have to use/pay for spotify!!!
tired of spotify's business practices?... including but not limited to (alleged) AI music over-saturation to take money from artists, bricking the car thing and giving refunds in the form of a couple free months of premium, ads just being mad annoying? Here is a guide on the many ways in which you can have your music and eat it too!!!
you have so many avenues to support your favorite artists! if you feel guilty using any of the following methods then send your favorite artists a couple bucks if you can! $1 is the equivalent of like 200 of your listens! if your favorite artist is too big to just message them and ask for their paypal then they probably have merch you can buy which is likely miles more support than a listen!
method 1: mp3 app theres multiple apps you can download that allow you to upload mp3 files from your computer onto your phone and listen offline and free from interruption (there might still be ads but not ones that screw with your music). if you have a spotify playlist you can use a website to transfer download it as mp3 files, the way they do this however is through youtube and sometimes they may chose the wrong video to save. so what i do instead is transfer the spotify playlist to a youtube playlist, edit that youtube playlist to make sure all the videos are of the exact versions of each song that i want, then download the youtube playlist as mp3s. then the app on my phone connects to the browser on my computer and lets me upload the files.
method 2: mp3 player you can also just get an mp3 player, they still make them and they also make them with bluetooth, you can just put your files on that.
method 3: CDs + portable player sorta vintage but fun anyway. you can buy disc burners, CDs, and portable CD players (yes they make ones that connect with bluetooth). just burn your files into some CDs (every CD can hold a little over an hour) and you can take physical copies of your playlists everywhere!! you can also make little pictures to put on every one which is so cool :) i think this is so cool because its like having records of your favorite artists without having to have a record money!
method 4: spotX this is a version of spotify you can download on your pc that blocks ads, customizes your home screen (like blocks audiobooks/podcasts/whatever), and blocks updates.
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Hello fellow dyslexic/adhd/others who would like to enjoy fanfics through their ears, I just spent the entire day testing android apps to find one that doesn’t suck as much.
TL;DR - these two T2S, Audify
I feel like I need to share this because 90% the apps don’t even allow a web page as a source, let alone get past the log in page, and I cant be the only one who doesn’t want to download every single fic.
“Oh, but doesn’t android have a built-in text-to-speech function in the accessibility settings?” I hear you ask. Yes, but it sucks ass very badly. Firstly it only reads in the system language, so it doesn’t really work. Second, you need to highlight all that you want it to read, and seeing that I read a minimum of 15k words in a sitting, I’m not gonna do that.
Also I’m broke, I imagine you are too, but even if I wasn’t I’m not paying for this, if I did I wouldn’t even be supporting a human being, so no.
I’ll immediately break your trust with the first point, but it’s what I’ve been doing until now, and now that I know what the android mobile experience is like, I feel the need to include this. The best solution I’ve had so far (which works wonders, let me tell you) is letting Siri read them on the iPad. It’s only doable when I’m at home and it’s still an apple product, so that’s why I began the research. However the positive points are INCREDIBLE so I’m going to ads it to the list because I said so.
First of all it’s built-in and SO EASY to access, you literally just swipe with two fingers and it stars to read. It reads the punctuation, you might think that’s a given and so did I, but no. A question sounds like a question, an exclamation point does why its supposed to do, short sentences sound what they’re supposed to sound like. In apparently all the apps ever created, you won’t find any of it, just flat, monotone voices with flat little pauses. Overall excellent experience 10/10.
Cons: it’s on apple, I consider apple the same as Disney, I would love to not give them more money so that they can make the market increasingly worse. Every now and then a system update will fuck with the tts function and it will be unusable for a while. Sometimes it doesn’t like the text format on some fics. It’s not portable.
Now that we got that out of the way let us get to the meet.
Speechify - it sucks bad. At least the free version, but seen as it costs almost 10€ a month I’m not even going to consider the premium version. Fuck that. You can’t increase the speed, and as somebody who hasn’t watched a single YouTube video on normal speed since they added the function I can’t do that, too slow, I forgot what we were talking about once we get to the end of the sentence. Also you can only use those weird very robotic voices, and they’re not even that many. Don’t recommend. I felt like I had to include it since it was one of the few who allowed browser navigation and well, it’s speechify. Also you can’t t have saved more than 3 “files” per time. Doesn’t have sleep mode.
T2S - cute. It works. Again, no emotions, but it reads what it has to, nice voice selections, easy to use. The premium version adds literally nothing, they’re a good app, what they have, they give. Also you can customise the interface colour if you want. Has the sleep mode. - EDIT: this app allows you to have multiple tabs open at the same time, unlike Audify. - EDIT EDIT: it's waaay better than Audify with pdf files.
Audify - works exactly the same as T2S, but it saves the history and has a bit more customisation for how it reads and what it reads (which you don’t really need for ao3, but if you wanted to read, say, Wikipedia with all the notes and stuff, now you know). Has the sleep mode. - EDIT: the double tap to start reading works slightly better than T2S on websites with weird formatting. But unlike T2S you can only have one tab open - EDIT EDIT: will turn your pdf file into text and will show you just text. If you had things like images or columns fucks for you.
That’s all folks. Now go and be free of your reading impediment, or be free in your multitasking, or whatever you want to do. I’m done, I’ve given my datas to all kinds of shady apps, I need to go do damage control
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Long post but new location:
Bliss & Oblivion: The Ultimate Escape Resort
Description:
Welcome to Bliss & Oblivion, a one-of-a-kind destination resort where luxury, relaxation, and sensory indulgence combine to create an unforgettable experience. Nestled in an exclusive location, this mind-blanking retreat caters to those seeking more than just a getaway—it’s a total reset, a place to step away from stress, turn off your mind, and embrace freedom and delight.
Bliss & Oblivion merges elements of a luxury casino, spa, and sensory arcade to provide a uniquely immersive environment. From enchanting treatments to hypnotic experiences, our resort offers both high-energy play and calm serenity, making it the perfect destination for relaxation, exploration, and playful indulgence.
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Key Attractions
Mind-Blanking Spa:
Our premier spa is tailored to encourage deep relaxation, sensory pleasure, and peaceful mind-blanking. Enjoy treatments like massages, aromatherapy, and sound baths, each enhanced with sensory gadgets and optional hypnotic elements that guide you into a serene mental space. Private rooms allow for individual or group sessions, immersing guests in soundscapes, visuals, and calming treatments to achieve the ultimate mind-soothing escape.
Hypnotic Film Screening Room:
Indulge in mesmerizing films in our specially designed theater, where hypnotic visuals and soothing narratives transport you to new worlds. Each chair is equipped with sensory controls, adjusting vibrations, lighting, and sounds to provide a personalized experience. Our film schedule includes everything from calming nature scenes to immersive storytelling, helping guests drift into states of mental calm or quiet reflection.
Themed Story Suites:
Our exclusive story suites allow you to live out your fantasy in a luxurious, sensory-rich environment. Each suite has a unique theme, with decor, lighting, and soundscapes to match. Whether you prefer spa-inspired narratives, futuristic adventures, or intimate romance, each suite is equipped with premium sensory gadgets to bring your story to life.
Arcade & Lounge:
This social space merges the charm of a classic arcade with modern, mind-blanking gadgets, offering an energetic yet indulgent vibe. Guests can try interactive games, sensory pods, and VR booths that provide playful escapism. Lounge seating allows you to relax and enjoy themed cocktails between games, and arcade tournaments are scheduled nightly for those wanting a little friendly competition.
Relaxation Gardens:
Step outside into our lush, meditative gardens, where you’ll find kinetic sand gardens, tranquil fountains, and paths winding through fragrant herbs and flowering plants. Guests can rest in hammocks or shaded cabanas and experiment with portable mind-blanking gadgets to deepen their relaxation.
Dining & Bar Area:
Enjoy exquisite dining and innovative drinks that complement your sensory journey. Our menu offers dishes crafted with soothing ingredients and an array of signature cocktails themed to match various resort experiences. Indulge in flavors that enhance relaxation and stimulate the senses in a chic, stylish setting.
Bliss Boutique & Sensory Shop
Our shop isn’t just a retail space—it’s an interactive boutique that lets you bring the experience of Bliss & Oblivion back with you. With a range of innovative sensory tools and relaxation gadgets, the Bliss Boutique offers everything from small, portable items to high-end devices, perfect for recreating that same luxurious tranquility at home.
Featured Products
Hypnosis Collar
A sleek, adjustable collar embedded with subtle LED lights and gentle vibrational cues that guide you into a relaxing, hypnotic state. Perfect for quieting the mind and promoting calm, it comes with adjustable settings for different moods, from focus to blissful calm.
Pocket Watch
A modern take on a classic hypnosis tool, our pocket watch combines timeless charm with cutting-edge tech. Each watch has an integrated light pattern and rhythmic vibration function, creating a mesmerizing experience for self-hypnosis, focus, or relaxation.
Hypnotic VR Set
Immerse yourself in a virtual world of calming landscapes, hypnotic patterns, and guided relaxation sessions. The VR set is designed to pair with sensory headphones, allowing for multi-sensory immersion. Choose from settings like guided meditation, scenic journeys, or custom hypnosis sequences tailored to your desired state of mind.
Mind-Blanking Headphones
These noise-canceling headphones create an immersive, mind-soothing experience with customizable soundscapes and binaural beats. Ideal for meditation or relaxation on the go, they are also equipped with light pulsation syncing for a deeper sensory experience.
Sensory Deprivation Mask
A soft, contoured mask that blocks out light completely while gently massaging key pressure points around the eyes and temples. Infused with calming scents like lavender or eucalyptus, this mask is perfect for achieving a deeper, more restful state.
Portable Tranquility Diffuser
Small enough to fit in a pocket, this mini diffuser releases a calming mist infused with custom essential oil blends, perfect for an instant sense of calm wherever you are. Optional features include sound-syncing and light patterns to enhance the relaxation experience.
Dreamcatcher Wristband
A wearable that uses gentle vibrations and hypnotic pulse rhythms to encourage deep relaxation and even sleep. Ideal for people who want to maintain a sense of calm throughout the day or fall asleep faster at night.
Harmonic Crystal Pendants
Each pendant contains crystals tuned to specific frequencies that promote calm, focus, and emotional balance. When activated, the pendant emits a subtle vibrational hum, helping wearers feel grounded and centered.
Mood-Enhancing Bath Capsules
Turn your bath into a spa experience with our dissolvable capsules, each containing a blend of sensory oils, microbeads, and hypnotic scent infusions. Create a calming or energizing bath that transforms your home into a relaxation haven.
Hypnotic Pendant Necklace
A pendant that mimics the effect of a hypnotic pocket watch. With customizable lighting and rhythmic swinging, it doubles as a stylish accessory and a discreet relaxation tool.
Meditation Cube
A pocket-sized cube designed with tactile and visual cues to support mindful breathing and grounding exercises. The cube cycles through calming light patterns and produces gentle vibrations to guide deep breathing and focus.
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Accommodations & Packages
1. Day Pass
Access to the spa, screening room, arcade, and gardens for a full day.
Includes a sampler of sensory gadgets.
2. Weekend Escape
A two-night stay with full access to all resort areas, including the spa, a story suite, and screening room.
Personalized massage and sensory treatment session included.
3. Sensory Immersion Package
An all-inclusive stay with unlimited access to the resort’s amenities, priority seating, exclusive garden access, and a private suite.
VIP gadget kit and sensory souvenirs.
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Guest Experiences
“The most relaxing experience of my life. The screening room alone is worth the trip!”
“A playground for the senses—I’ve never felt more relaxed or cared for.”
“It’s impossible to feel stressed here. This resort knows how to turn your mind off and let you enjoy the moment.”
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Plan Your Escape
Location:
Hidden in a private, serene setting with a secure transportation service available from off the coast of Lunaris Crest.
Reservations:
To secure your spot at Bliss & Oblivion, we recommend booking well in advance. Reservations are available online, or you may contact our concierge team for personalized assistance.
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Bliss & Oblivion is a space where time fades away, thoughts drift, and relaxation is at its peak. Embrace the journey to true calm—come lose yourself, and find freedom in letting go.
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Best Portable Voice-Over Booths in Delhi NCR for Studio-Quality Sound
Professional voice-over recordings necessitate a controlled and high-quality sound setting. Whether you're a podcaster, content creator, voice actor, or someone who records at home, investing in a portable voice-over booth is a wise decision for producing studio-quality audio.
Total Soundproofing Solutions is a reputable provider of the Best Portable Voice-Over Booths in Delhi NCR, with top-tier alternatives for both professionals and hobbyists. This blog discusses the benefits of portable voice-over booths, important elements to consider, and how Total Soundproofing Solutions can meet all of your recording requirements with superior soundproofing solutions.
Why Choose a Portable Voice-Over Booth?
High-quality audio recordings require a quiet, acoustically prepared environment. Without a fixed studio, a portable voice-over booth is an ideal alternative. These booths provide a soundproof atmosphere, assuring clarity and low background noise when recording.
Key Benefits:
Convenience and MobilityPortable booths are lightweight and easy to move. Whether you're relocating for a project or traveling, these booths offer flexibility for various recording setups.
Noise IsolationA well-designed portable booth reduces external noise, ensuring that your recordings are clear and devoid of distractions such as traffic, conversations, and household sounds.
Cost-EffectiveRenting studio space can be costly. A portable voice-over booth is a one-time investment that will save you money in the long term by eliminating recurring rental fees.
Compact and Easy SetupPortable booths are meant to be easily assembled and disassembled, making them suitable for both small and big locations.
Features to Look for in a Portable Voice-Over Booth
When selecting the Best Portable Voice-Over Booths in Delhi NCR, consider the following factors:
Soundproofing and Acoustic TreatmentLook for booths with robust soundproofing materials, such as thick panels, to block external noise effectively.
Size and PortabilityEnsure the booth is spacious enough for comfortable movement yet compact enough for easy storage and transportation.
VentilationRecording for lengthy periods of time in an enclosed location might be uncomfortable. For a comfortable recording experience, use a booth with an integrated ventilation system.
Ease of SetupThe booth should be user-friendly, with straightforward assembly instructions to save time.
Durable Build QualityChoose a booth composed of high-quality, lightweight materials that can sustain regular use.
Total Soundproofing Solutions: Your Trusted Partner
Total Soundproofing Solutions specializes in supplying high-quality soundproofing and acoustic equipment. Our portable voice-over booths provide studio-quality sound wherever you go. Our booths are suitable for both personal and professional recording.
Why Choose Us?
Premium QualityOur booths are crafted using high-grade materials to ensure exceptional sound isolation and durability.
Affordable OptionsWe offer competitive pricing, making it easier to achieve studio-quality recordings without exceeding your budget.
Customized SolutionsEvery recording setup is unique. We provide tailored booths to meet specific requirements, including additional ventilation, enhanced acoustic treatment, or extra space.
Expert GuidanceOur team of soundproofing experts is always available to help you select the ideal booth for your needs.
Conclusion
A portable voice-over booth is a fantastic investment for professionals who want to record high-quality audio without committing to a permanent studio setup. Total Soundproofing Solutions offers the Best Portable Voice-Over Booths in Delhi NCR, which combine exceptional soundproofing, portability, and affordability. Whether you're a podcaster, voice actor, or content creator, our booths provide studio-quality sound that's personalized to your preferences.
Contact us today to find the perfect portable voice-over booth for your recording projects!
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The Refreshing Taste of Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice
In the world of cannabis, where innovation and creativity reign supreme, Jeeter Juice has carved out a unique niche with its line of premium vape products. Among their impressive array of flavors, Watermelon Cookies stands out as a true gem, offering a refreshing and delightful taste experience that is sure to tantalize your taste buds. In this blog, we'll explore the intriguing flavor profile of Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice and why it has become a fan favorite among cannabis enthusiasts.
The Taste of Summer in Every Puff
Watermelon Cookies is a hybrid strain that combines the best of both worlds – the refreshing essence of watermelon and the comforting sweetness of freshly baked cookies. This unique blend creates a flavor profile that is both familiar and exciting, transporting you to a warm summer day filled with juicy watermelon and the aroma of homemade cookies wafting through the air.
As you take a puff of Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice, the initial taste is a burst of ripe, juicy watermelon that dances on your tongue. The flavor is so authentic and true to the fruit that it's almost as if you've taken a bite out of a freshly cut watermelon slice. The sweetness is perfectly balanced, never cloying or overpowering, and it leaves you craving for more.
As the flavor evolves, the cookie notes begin to emerge, adding a layer of warmth and comfort to the overall experience. Imagine biting into a freshly baked sugar cookie, with its crisp edges and soft, chewy center. The cookie flavor in Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice is reminiscent of this, with a slight vanilla undertone that complements the watermelon beautifully.
The Jeeter Juice Difference
What sets Jeeter Juice apart from other vape brands is their commitment to quality and innovation. They use only the finest cannabis oils, extracted using advanced methods that preserve the natural terpenes and cannabinoids. This results in a product that not only tastes amazing but also delivers a smooth and satisfying vaping experience.
One of the standout features of Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice is its potency. With a THC content of around 80%, it packs a punch while still maintaining a balanced and enjoyable high. The effects are reported to be uplifting and energizing, making it a great choice for social gatherings or creative pursuits.
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Another aspect that makes Jeeter Juice so appealing is its convenience and portability. The disposable vape format eliminates the need for complicated setups or additional equipment, allowing you to enjoy your cannabis on the go. Whether you're at a music festival, a picnic in the park, or simply relaxing at home, Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice is always ready to provide a refreshing and satisfying vaping experience.
Conclusion
In conclusion, Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice is a true standout in the world of cannabis vaping. Its unique flavor profile, combining the refreshing taste of watermelon with the comforting sweetness of cookies, creates a taste experience that is both familiar and exciting. With its commitment to quality, potency, and convenience, it's no wonder why Watermelon Cookies has become a fan favorite among cannabis enthusiasts.
So, if you're looking for a delicious and satisfying way to enjoy your cannabis, look no further than Watermelon Cookies Jeeter Juice. Indulge in the taste of summer with every puff and experience the difference that quality and innovation can make in your vaping journey.
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Ghostbusters: Franchise Rights
This is a weird stream of consciousness thing that is both me critically reflecting on Ghostbusters in 2023, and also sort of reinventing it with a proposed infomercial. Why this all rushed into my head this afternoon I'll never know.
“Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters” is a catchy lyric and a fun in-universe slogan for the freelance ghost catchers, but it’s also a truncated set-up and punchline. “Uh oh I have [crazy problem x]! I know, I’ll call [crazy problem x]busters!” It’s a goof on what crazy times we live in, and how New York City really is the city that has EVERYTHING. As time goes on, the problems of the world get stranger and more unpredictable–new problems mean new solutions that can be sold for a premium… enter the Ghostbusters.
I started playing around with the set-up and punchline of Ghostbusters. Movies and TV shows about exorcisms and spiritual combat with the supernatural have been consistently HOT for the last 10 or 15 years. The Conjuring and Insidious movie series both come to mind. Even still, nobody else besides the Ghostbusters are out there doing Secular Humanist ghost removal. What if you’re not Catholic? What if it turns out that there aren’t as many rabbis trained to fight dybbuks as the movies would have you think? What if an exorcism is just too damned expensive?
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
But maybe you’re still not convinced. Maybe you can afford the fancy Roman Catholic Exorcism deluxe package with all the trimmings. But please know, the majority of exorcisms end with the possessed dying of dehydration after days or weeks of what is essentially torture. And it doesn’t matter how many tarps you put down, that room will NEVER smell the same again. Grandma’s possessed by Xlliczik the Heretical Serpent of Cosmic Malignance and you’re pretty sure she voted for Trump twice, but that doesn’t mean you want to KILL her! …and permanently ruin your guest room.
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
So what do the Ghostbusters do differently? They trade in science, not superstition! Their patented Ghost Grabber��� energy lasso system safely, quickly, and cleanly guides unwanted apparitions out of your home and into the Ghostbusters’ patented Ghost Trap™ portable containment unit. Kids, it’s like a spooky PokeBall! And it’s up to the Ghostbusters to catch ‘em all when you call!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
But what if you or a loved one is possessed by a screaming, 6-headed Victorian child with teeth for eyes and eyes for teeth? Ghostbusters can solve that with science too, thanks to our new Ectoplasmic Therapy Treatment. Postively-charged psychomagnatheric ectoplasm safely and painlessly encourages the devil, demon or faerie to release its victim, allowing us to then capture the entity with our Ghost Grabbers [this should be accompanied by a corny animated graphic showing the pleasant corporate version of hosing someone down with psychically-charged ghost goo, forcing a little devil to pop out of the person being hosed down]. Ectoplasm or “slime” is safe and easy to clean up, since it simultaneously somehow exists as both a viscous liquid and a harmless (SPECIFICALLY NOT ODOR-LESS LOL) smoke-like gas. Ghostbusters guarantees that every canister of Ectoplasm is 100% positively charged, thanks to a powerful, proprietary system that combines cutting edge parapsychological methods with feel-good dance hits of the 70s, Mister Rogers reruns, and aromas such as fresh-cut grass and homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Smash cut to an unconscious-looking man slumped in the corner of his destroyed living room, in the center of a massive wall-to-wall-to-floor-to-ceiling splatter of swirling, thick, multicolored, translucent, smoking slime. He suddenly (jump-scaringly) snaps awake and gives a thumbs-up with alarming but seemingly genuine joy and enthusiasm. “Thanks Ghostbusters! I feel great! …Better than I’ve ever felt in my life, actually! …I love y–”
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Did you know that the Ghosbusters patented Ghost Grabber energy lasso system works on MOST supernatural entities? That’s right, the Ghostbusters can handle a lot more than Casper and his shitty freeloading friends! Thanks to our safe, reliable particle accelerators, neutrona wands and muon cannons, we can easily wrangle:
Ghouls
Goblins
Golems (also Constructs and Homunculi)
Great Old Ones
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Gods
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Gremlins
Graboids
Spooks
Specters
Shades
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Skinwalkers
Zombies (Certified for both Graveyard and Voodoo varieties)
Zuuls
Imps
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Yokai
Kaiju (premium pricing applies, limited availability)
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Animated Skeletons
Orbs
Pixies
Disembodied Voices, Heartbeats, etc.
Lycanthropes and other sundry were-persons
Ogres (Certified for all layer densities)
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That Son of a Bitch Sasquatch
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Chimeras
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Angels
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Hobgoblins
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Won’t o’ the Wusps
Wendigos
Witches
Wizards
Warlocks
Warios
Slendermen
UFOs
Atlanteans
The Loch Ness Monster (try us you little fuck)
(this list would scroll by WAY too fast, naturally)
If you got it, we’ll get it! Our staff is uniquely qualified to assess and identify whatever being or beings are hiding your keys and whispering your name to you in your dead uncle’s voice when you’re alone in the dark.
“With both kids in sports after school and my husband working nights, the last thing I had time for was a basement full of gnomes! They seem cute until your wallet “magically disappears” one day and any time you ask them if they know anything about it they turn invisible. I know I didn’t order 3 dozen little pointy hats.”
A happy, cleancut, generic Ghostbuster hands the lady her wallet and holds up a smoking, shaking trap. “Worry ‘gnome’ more! We’ll put these little guys away where they can’t cause any more trouble.”
The Ecto Containment Unit is a clean, sustainable, humane way to house the various entities captured by the Ghostbusters. “Those gnomes thought they were tough stuff in your laundry room, but they’ll cool their heels in the Ecto Containment Unit. It generates and maintains a self-contained pocket dimension capable of binding the space-time psychopatterns of corporeal and non-corporeal supernatural beings.”
[Cheesy graphic/computer animation of three gnomes being locked up in an old timey jail, sharing a cell with a mind-breakingly terrifying entity, maybe the frowny demon from the earlier Slime animatic or maybe just a jumble of eyes, teeth and fingers]
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters! We’re ready to believe you!
I wanted to fit in a warning-label type gag about how Ghostbusters strongly urges you not to think about the Slime while receiving Ectoplasmic Therapy Treatment, because the Slime is so empathetic and mood-sensitive that you might make it upset. And if it gets upset to the point of becoming negatively charged, it can start spawning/attracting/summoning the ghosts of serial killers and evil gods and stuff. I think they’d blaze through this super fast in audio-only, like in medicine commercials when they blast through all the horrifying side effects before you can process what they said.
For some reason Ghostbusters shit-talking exorcisms and trying to sell themselves as a safe, secular, science-based alternative popped into my head and struck me as weird and funny. I liked the idea of bringing Ghostbusters more in line with the satire of Robocop crossed with the sincere lunacy and uncomfortable weirdness of I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson has a lot of “frequent customer of the Ghostbusters” energy IMO. Some of the stuff I wrote I could practically hear in the cadence of schlubby 80's Bill Murray, which IMO is much different from post-2000s "cool guy" Bill Murray.
It’s also fun to think of a Ghostbusters organization that includes some of the strange, slime-heavy shenanigans of GBII and the Video Game. GBII revolves around mood slime and the Game came up with really cool ways to incorporate slime blowers with the proton pack, including a fast, seemingly harmless way to undo possession–blast ‘em with happy slime! I also pulled some ideas from the animated show and tabletop RPG from back in the day. Even in the ‘84 movie they’re dealing with beings way beyond simple ghosts, so it makes sense to me that they’d be sort of a catch-all “weird shit patrol.” I always thought of them as that anyway.
Instead of doing the Star Wars/Halloween “legacy sequel” stuff, Ghostbusters IMO could stay fresh and relevant by focusing on the thesis-joke of the original movie (instead of the admittedly wonderful minutia): we live in a crazy world with crazy problems, so damn it we need crazy solutions! And hopefully the jokers selling us this shit are on the up and up!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
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Low Profile Prowess: Reviewing the ROG Falchion RX Low Profile Keyboard
Gamers seeking sleek minimalism without sacrificing performance, gather 'round! We put the ROG Falchion RX Low Profile keyboard to the test, and here's the lowdown:
First Impressions:
This keyboard packs a punch in a pint-sized package. Its 65% layout ditches the function row and number pad for a compact footprint, perfect for space-conscious setups or on-the-go gaming. The sleek aluminum top plate and customizable RGB lighting scream "premium", making it a head-turner on any desk.
Performance Powerhouse:
Don't underestimate the size! The ROG RX Low-Profile Optical Switches deliver a satisfying click and lightning-fast response times, ideal for competitive gaming. Plus, the tri-mode connectivity (wireless 2.4GHz, Bluetooth, and wired USB) offers flexibility whether you're dominating at home or battling on the go.
Beyond Basic Keys:
This keyboard goes beyond just typing. The built-in touch panel lets you control media, adjust lighting, and launch macros on the fly, adding a layer of convenience and customization. We loved the dedicated volume wheel, Armour Crate software integration and onboard memory for profiles.
A Few Things to Consider:
Compact Compromise: The 65% layout might not be ideal for everyone, especially those who rely heavily on function keys or the number pad. Consider your workflow and needs before buying. Price Point: This keyboard sits in the premium range. Weigh the features, performance, and brand value against your budget before making a decision. Palm Rest Bliss: While portable, the keyboard doesn't have a built-in palm rest. Consider getting one for extended gaming sessions for added comfort.
Overall Verdict:
The ROG Falchion RX Low Profile is a stylish and feature-packed keyboard that prioritizes performance in a compact form factor. The ROG RX Low-Profile Optical Switches, tri-mode connectivity, and touch panel make it a versatile option for gamers who value portability and performance. Just be sure the 65% layout suits your needs and consider the price point before diving in.
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Amazon Echo 4 Alexa Smart Speaker: Elevating Your Smart Home Experience
In the ever-evolving landscape of smart home technology, the Amazon Echo 4 Alexa Smart Speaker stands out as a beacon of innovation, seamlessly integrating into your daily life to enhance convenience and efficiency. With its sleek design, advanced features, and the powerful Alexa voice assistant, the Echo 4 redefines what it means to have a connected home.
At first glance, the Echo 4's aesthetic appeal is undeniable. Its modern cylindrical design, available in a range of stylish finishes, effortlessly blends into any home decor, making it both functional and visually pleasing. Whether placed on a countertop, shelf, or side table, the Echo 4 adds a touch of sophistication to any room.
But it's not just about looks—the Echo 4 packs a punch when it comes to performance. Powered by Alexa, Amazon's intelligent voice assistant, this smart speaker is always ready to assist you with tasks, answer questions, and control compatible smart devices with just the sound of your voice. From adjusting the thermostat and dimming the lights to playing your favorite music playlist or checking the weather forecast, Alexa is your reliable companion, making everyday tasks a breeze.
Amazon Echo 4 Alexa Smart Speaker, What sets the Echo 4 apart from its predecessors is its enhanced audio quality and immersive sound experience. Equipped with premium speakers and Dolby processing, the Echo 4 delivers crisp highs, rich mids, and deep bass, filling your space with room-filling sound whether you're listening to music, podcasts, or audiobooks. With support for multi-room music streaming, you can sync your Echo devices to play music throughout your home, creating a truly immersive listening experience.
Moreover, the Echo 4 goes beyond just being a smart speaker—it's a hub for your smart home ecosystem. With built-in Zigbee support, it effortlessly connects to and controls compatible smart home devices such as lights, locks, cameras, and more, giving you complete control over your home from anywhere. Whether you're at home or on the go, the Echo 4 keeps you connected and in control, ensuring peace of mind and convenience at your fingertips.
In terms of privacy and security, Amazon takes the utmost care to protect your data and ensure your peace of mind. With features like a physical microphone off button, customizable privacy settings, and transparent data usage policies, you can trust that your privacy is always prioritized with the Echo 4.
the Amazon Echo 4 Alexa Smart Speaker is not just a smart speaker—it's a game-changer for your smart home experience. With its stylish design, advanced features, immersive sound quality, and seamless integration with Alexa and other smart devices, the Echo 4 elevates your home to new heights of convenience, comfort, and entertainment. Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a busy professional, or a family looking to simplify your daily routine, the Echo 4 is the perfect addition to any modern home.
BoomBand Wearable Wireless Wrist Portable Bluetooth Speaker: The Ultimate Sound Companion On-The-Go
Designed to be worn on the wrist, this portable speaker lets you take your music with you wherever you go, without compromising on style or comfort. The first thing you'll notice about the BoomBand is its sleek and compact design. Unlike traditional speakers that require bulky bags or pockets to carry around, the BoomBand seamlessly integrates into your wardrobe as a stylish accessory, available in a range of colors and patterns to suit your taste. Whether you're out for a run, commuting to work, or simply lounging at home, the BoomBand complements your lifestyle with its discreet and versatile design.
But don't let its small size fool you the BoomBand packs a punch when it comes to sound quality. Equipped with advanced audio technology, including Bluetooth connectivity and high-fidelity speakers, this wearable speaker delivers crystal-clear sound with rich bass and dynamic range, ensuring that your music sounds its best wherever you are. Whether you're listening to your favorite playlist, tuning into a podcast, or taking calls on the go, the BoomBand delivers immersive sound that surrounds you, elevating your listening experience to new heights BoomBand Wearable Wireless Wrist Portable Bluetooth Speaker.
What truly sets the BoomBand apart is its innovative wearable design, which allows you to enjoy music without the limitations of traditional headphones or earbuds. By wearing the speaker on your wrist, you're free to move and multitask without being tethered to your device, whether you're cooking, exercising, or working on your latest project. With its lightweight and ergonomic design, the BoomBand stays comfortably in place, ensuring a secure fit even during vigorous activities.
Moreover, the BoomBand offers versatility beyond just music playback. With built-in controls and a microphone, you can easily answer calls, adjust volume, and control playback directly from your wrist, giving you convenient access to your music and calls without reaching for your phone. Plus, with its long-lasting battery life, the BoomBand keeps the music playing for hours on end, ensuring that your soundtrack never skips a beat.
In conclusion, the BoomBand Wearable Wireless Wrist Portable Bluetooth Speaker redefines the way we experience music on the go. With its stylish design, immersive sound quality, and innovative wearable functionality, the BoomBand is the ultimate companion for music lovers, fitness enthusiasts, and anyone who values freedom and convenience in their audio experience. Whether you're out exploring the world or simply enjoying some downtime at home, the BoomBand lets you take your music with you wherever life takes you, making every moment a little more musical and memorable.
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