#pregnant meme

[rhapeseuhans]

Makkachin is doing his best to be Yuuri's moral support xD

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[venluming]

guess they didn’t want a mpreg situation 💔

[icespur]

Akiren: Hey Futaba. Futaba: *punches Akiren in the stomach* Akiren: What the fuck? Futaba: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL! Akiren: What the fuck are you talking about? Futaba: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now. Ryuji:  See ya! *leaves* Akiren: I'm not pregnant! Futaba: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes. Akiren: I was never pregnant, Futaba! Futaba: Are... you sure? Akiren: Yes I'm fucking sure! Makoto: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here? Futaba: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and— Makoto: *punches Akiren  in the stomach* Akiren: AW, MOTHERFU–

[tomatoo1]

time for me to animate the goofiest shit I have ever done MUAHAHAA

[bisheepart]

Alive AU Incorrect Quotes 2

because some of these only fit with the alive au (tho some can be taken as general incorrect quotes).

*as older teens/young adults*

Cassidy: In twenty years from now, I guarantee I'll be Evan's second spouse.

Evan: What... What happened to my first spouse?

Cassidy: Nothing you can prove.

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*Elizabeth and Abigail (Pigtail Girl in my au) being forced to 'fake date' in high school*

Elizabeth, to the waiter: Excuse me, do you have a flight of stairs my date and I could throw ourselves down?

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Gabriel: Fritz I need you to swear-

Fritz: Fuck!

Gabriel: Swear as in promise!

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William, to Michael: Last night, we could smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your siblings kept asking why upstairs smelled like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement from now on.

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*highschool again*

Susie, running toward Abigail: No no no no no

Abigail: Hey Susie- *gets punched in the gut by susie* OGH! What the FUCK?!

Susie: I cannot stand by and let you throw away your life like this! You're too young, you're too beautiful!

Abigail: What the fuck are you talking about?!

Susie: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside your belly right now!

Abigail:.... I'M NOT PREGNANT?!

Susie: Well, not after that punch you're not. *chuckles* I've been taking Muay Tai classes.

Abigail; I was never pregnant, Susie!

Susie:... Are... Are you sure?

Abigail: YES I'M FUCKING SURE!

Elizabeth, comes over: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Susie: Oh, well I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Elizabeth:*punches Abigail in the gut*

Abigail, doubled over in pain: OH MOTHERFUCKER!

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William: Hello, people who do not live here.

Marcus (Bonnie Mask): Hello.

Simon (Freddy Mask): Hi Mr. Afton!

James (Chica Mask): Hey.

Michael: I gave you guys a key for emergencies!

Simon: We were bored. Also you're out of chips.

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William: Michael clean your room.

Michael: Why?

William: We have guests coming over today.

Michael: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we were all gathering in my fucking room!

[theatrefanatic27]

*Draculaura rushes through the halls with a positive pregnancy test*

Draculaura: No, no, no, no-

Frankie: Hey LaLa.

*Draculaura delivers a hard punch to Frankie's stomach*

Draculaura: You are one of my very best friends, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw your unlife away. You're too young. You're too beautiful!

Frankie: What are you talking about???

Draculaura: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Frankie: ...I'm not pregnant.

Draculaura: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Frankie: I was never pregnant Draculaura!

Draculaura: Are you sure?

Frankie: Yes, I'm sure!

Cleo: I'm sorry, but why is everybody yelling over here?

Draculaura: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test, and-

*Cleo delivers a hard punch to Frankie's stomach*

Cleo: I know that we have had our differences in the past, but I cannot stand idly by and let you ruin the fearleading squad's chance at nationals, and we will never get there with you rocking a fetus fanny pack.

Frankie: ...I'm not pregnant!

Cleo: Oh, well I just assumed-

Draculaura: Well yeah, it does make the most sense.

Frankie: No, it doesn't make any sense. My body is made of multiple dead people. I can't reproduce!

Cleo: All right, well now that we've established it's not Frankie's and her bodily functions semantics... Draculaura?

Draculaura: All vampires are infertile.

Cleo: Right. And it can't be me because I'm halfway through Shark Week.

*Frankie and Draculaura share a shocked/nervous look*

Cleo: Yeah, I know what you call my period when I'm not around. So that means somebody else is pregnant. So let's go find out who it is—

Draculaura: And congratulate them!

Cleo: No, mock them, ridicule them, and tell everyone in school. This is high school, not an episode of Lizard McGuire.

[snowrph]

*  ―   𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑷𝑶𝑷𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑳 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.​ 

(    contains sentences / phrases from the series most popular girl in school on youtube! feel free to change pronouns and add the name of characters. CONTAINS HEAVY LANGUAGE AND NSFW/18+ MATERIAL!    )

“Well, I was all like ‘No, and then you were like, you are!””

“He was all like ‘No, but then you are!’ and I was like... I kind of am.”

“So, long story short, he’s kind of my boyfriend right now.”

“I am so pretty.”

“Is there, like, cheer practice today?”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“I asked you first.”

“I asked you second.”

“Who the fuck let you in here?”

“So, [name], let me tell you how things work around here.”

“I already know how things work around here.”

“This is my bathroom, this is my place, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.”

“Guess what? I already know all those things.”

“You’re not from around here, are you, [name]?”

“Where the fuck is that?”

“Okay, [name] just what the fuck do you want?”

“I want to poop here.”

“Whenever I want, for as long as I want.”

“Fine, but know this, I do not like you.”

“I feel indifferent towards you.”

“I’ll be watching you.”

“I’m going to poop now.”

“Owned. Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!”

“Was that slutty of me that I gave you a handjob last night?”

“Why do you say ‘how do you say’ before words you CLEARLY know how to say?!”

“She’s so from Montreal.”

“In exchange for that, you have to watch a whole episode of Glee with me.”

“God, I hate her so much.”

“I mean, it was good, it wasn’t great.”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.”

“I’M NOT PREGNANT!”

“Well, not after that punch you’re not!”

[lostplay]

[jaxsterrapp]

How peri was actually born

[teathattast]

[journal420]

i drew this at work

[saiges-arstgo]

I watched the most pregnant person moment last night lol

So I deliver food with my mom, makes a nice little side income, its easy etc etc. We got an order from McDonald's and got a note saying "Can you do me a favor? PLEASE make sure they have sweet and sour sauce in the bag they always forget it". Im like okay. Little weird ive never gotten this before. Get to the store. THEY CALLED THE STORE AND ASKED THEM TOO. Now at this point im like "this person is insane. Im delivering to a sweet and sour sauce fiend". Get to the house. Its a young man. Confirms my theory. Its a crazy sweet and sour sauce fiend. So I make a joke about it.

"Oh yeah my wifes pregnant and craves sweet and sour sauce"

I understood everything at that moment. That man wouldve been dead if that sauce wasnt there. Wouldve been told to drive back and get the sauce.

[sandyferal]

[thatringboy]

what do you mean the foxians have a species wide generation trauma surrounding borisins and the borisins release fear inducing pheromones and the borisins kept foxians as livestock for eons and the leader of the borisins is a giant werewolf man able to crush people in his palm and a little pink twink of a foxian is currently being held hostage by him and a giant pack of borisins and is sacrificing himself to keep the borisin inside the shackling prison by enticing the leader of the borisin to hunt down his enemies, therefore subjecting himself to his species' greatest fear of all time

[woffiecocoa]

and that's how....tree was born

[sirlancenotalot]