#pregnancy memes

[chronicillnesshumor]

Source: sladewentworth on Twitter & BlueSky

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[what-marsha-eats]

[meg-noel-art]

Caitlyn's not a big fan of the matching shirts but anything for Vi 😌🙂‍↕️

[grayskiesandink]

@kernelbastard I couldn’t get your comment on this post of of my head. enjoy

(inspiration under read more)

Dream belongs to jokublog. Ink belongs to comyet. Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

[maxz-b]

I couldn't ratatouille a twink what if it bites me part 30/???

[birthing1020]

🤰3️⃣ 🏠(alone) 💦 ⏳

Tags; Female, triplets, home, orgasmic birth, overdue

You rub your sensitive and heavy belly, being a week overdue and on this hot day, you were not enjoying this pregnancy! Your partner was at work and you were stuck at home until you felt it was necessary for these triplets to come into the world. It would be hours alone at home.

It was uncomfortably warm this day, as you slowly sat up and waddled out of the bed, you threw your pajama top off. Your breasts already heavy and ready to be milked, your nipples hardened at the soft fabric being tossed off your body.

You looked in the mirror at your newly found body, your belly super tight, the belly button protruded. Your thighs thicker and your ass had gotten wider — but, your partner loved the new you and what your triplets had done to your body, he had much more to grab.

You pulled your panties down and stuck your bump into the air, the weight of your triplets making it nearly impossible to even see your feet! You could barely move, but you could see everything in front of your mirror — and you had the sudden urge to use your small and handy vibrator.

You waddle to the bathroom and grab the silicone device. You kneel in front of the mirror, your bump almost touching the ground, but you could maneuver around to reach your eager clit. You flick the device on and allow your hand to go to town.

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Throwing your head back, you shut your eyes and moan. “Ooooh.” You bite your lower lip and grunt at the sensations of your clit being taken advantage of. You spread your legs to their full capacity, your bump hanging in the middle, but that didn’t stop you from taking advantage of this moment — it was something you needed to have!

You thrust your heavy hips forward, your vibrator circling your sweet spot. The sensations making you shake and moan louder, the fact that you were home alone meant you could scream and it didn’t matter. You kneel higher, using one hand to raise your belly; giving you full access to your soaked cunt, you were so wet and it made this experience much more erotic!

“Oh God, oh God!” You chant out and push your vibrator inside you, the speed only going faster as you climax around your toy. Your hand squeezed between your thighs as the most intense orgasm ripples through your core. “Holy shit!” You grunt out and as you pull the toy out, fluid trickles down your thighs and it wasn’t the aftermath from your toy.

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You were all too sensitive from your climax, but it was time and you couldn’t call for help. You position yourself in front of the mirror, your cunt in full view, pulsating from the intense climax that pushed you into labor.

Your hands now cupping your cunt as you lye on your back, you are now panting from all the sensations happening to you at once. You spread your lips open and begin fingering yourself, you throw your head back and let out a pain-filled and pleasurable moan. The contractions now tightening your belly, but you needed to concentrate on getting all three of these babies out.

Your hips buck from the pain, but you moan loudly from your fingers playing with your clit. You watch the mirror as your cunt begins to contract and loosen, your finger moving faster as you feel the urge to push. You grunt and brace yourself. “Ohhh!” You screech out and cum around your fingers, between the pushing and coming, you begin to feel the head crown. You pant and screech again, your lips slowly opening as a head slides out. You fall back and pant harshly, both hands slowly pulling out the first baby in your grasp. You quickly bring your baby to your chest and cut the cord, lying the first baby down, you knew you had two more to push out of this achy cunt.

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After you catch your breath, you slowly stand up. With one hand rubbing your belly that was eager to push another baby out, you waddle your way into the living room.

You sit on the arm of your couch, you planned on using this fabric to toy with your leaking cunt when another contraction hits.

“Please come out for mommy.” You whine and plead with the babies that were still stuck in your womb. You began toying with your nipples, milk slowly squiring out of the most sensitive buds. You moan and grunt, leaving a well deserved mess on the floor in front of you. You spread your legs back open, your chest and breasts pushed into the air as you began going back to town on your throbbing clit.

The more aroused you got, the more drenched were your fingers and it drove you over the edge. Your breathing intensified as your belly contracts all over again and you knew it was almost time for your cunt to expand. You breathe deeply, standing yourself up through the pain. With one leg on the couch, you grind your pulsating cunt on the fabric. “Oh~.” You moan out and hiss in pain at the same time, your liquids soaking into the fabric, but pushing yourself into something stiff felt so good!

Your hand met the fabric of the couch and your bulging vagina, you felt the pain of your second baby shifting, slowly pushing its away down into your birth canal. You were so close to crowning! You just have to keep edging yourself ~. Your fingers go back to town, rhythmically tugging and playing with your clit. “Ooooh!” You hunch over and moan loudly, your hormones now all over the place with so much pleasure and pain at hand.

Your second baby now shifts into place and the crowning is about to begin. Another contraction hits your hardened belly and you push your cunt into your hand, with one leg extended on the couch, you squat down and begin to push. “Please. Come. Out. For. Mommy!” You screech and push down, your fingers forcing open your lips as a head falls into your hand, the other quickly playing at your clit. Between the sensitivity, you come hard around your fingers as your baby falls out.

You pant and catch your breath — one last baby to go and you had a world of surprises for when your partner gets home. You cut the cord and lye your baby down, preparing for the last birth of the night.

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You waddle over to your birthing ball, your legs too exhausted to remain standing, your leaky breasts ready to be played with and you were ready for one last climax to send you over the edge.

You position the birthing ball in front of the mirror, so you can watch your cunt be played with. You sit down and rotate your hips, the thought of riding a cock about now made your lips soak in arousal.

“C’mon baby, just slide on out for mommy.” You coo at your belly and rub the underneath. “You need to meet us all and I need to take a break.” You watch the mirror and rub your more than filled breasts, milk leaking out with each touch. They were fuller than normal and dragging down, but you needed to do something to speed up this last birthing process.

You begin to bounce and moan, the ball doing its job at keeping your hips in place. You watch the mirror as liquid trickles down your legs again. “That’s right, baby. Please slide on out.” You try to negotiate with the baby in your womb, exhausted was such an understatement as you just birthed two babies.

You move your hips forward and back, thrusting with each rotation. “Oooh! Please!” You moan out and play with rub on your clit, the anticipation and ecstasy picking back up. The last and final contraction overtakes your belly and tightens it back up. Your fingers move faster, the falling all too natural at this point. “Oh! Oh!” You feel the last baby shifting down into place, now entering the birth canal as the urge to push gets stronger — and stronger — this last climax should end it all.

You toss your head back and screech out in pleasure and bliss. “Holy shit!” With one final push, your baby slides out in full as you come around your fingers. You shake and groan in pleasure, your insides now sore and sensitive — you were so glad for this experience to be over.

Until next time.

[zu-is-here]

Can I please see more preg Cross?

He’s an angel. Hugs and kisses to him and Dream for being such good parents to Aim. (btw, when are Killer and Night gunna have a kid?😋)

[undead-knick-knack]

[cursoulla]

it’s the irony for me

[goofygoldengirl]

someone had to do it

[hazbmymhotel]

I got in on the meme

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[suckmydictionary5]

[birthing1020]

🫃2️⃣🩺💦

Tags; male, twins, birthing center, orgasmic birth.

The day you were due, you showed up at the birthing center. Your hung over and swollen belly had finally dropped and contractions were a few hours apart — you’d rather be safe than sorry and giving birth in your home instead.

You sighed and waddled down to the suite they had assigned you, your shirt above your enormous and stretched out belly. You gave it a slow rub as you set your bags on the couch and shut the door. Tossing your shirt off, you squeezed your milky and swollen tits trying to make yourself comfortable in this unfamiliar situation.

You looked around and saw a birthing pool, a huge hospital bed and a birthing ball. “Hmmm.” You grabbed the ball and stripped out of your remaining clothes, sitting on the object. Your now plushy ass rubbing on the material as you rotate your hips. You let out a soft moan as the movement alleviated some of the pain these contractions were making you feel. Your big hairy belly in full view as it separated your legs, your twins kicking around and making themselves fairly known.

All of a sudden the door opens and quickly shuts as a male was in the room, you try to cover yourself up — but you figured they have seen births before so this wasn’t unusual.

“Good job baby boy, I’m your midwife”. Just those words made you blush, you continued to rock your hips with this unfamiliar man’s encouragement. A contraction tightens your belly and you moan out. “I’m going to help you give birth….nice and slow.” The man was in uniform after all — so this could be rather interesting.

The man approached you, kneeling beside you as he pants and encourages breathing techniques, you’re trying to keep your composure but this man was turning you on — so much, you were already dripping with excitement. You moaned out as another contraction rippled through your body, panting harder and longer than before. The pressure building between the horniness of this mysterious man and your twins racing to get out of your cunt.

All of a sudden he cups your cunt and you can’t help but grunt, from the dominance of this situation and the first crowning baby in your hole. “Nice and slow…let’s break your water, I want you to feel it all.” His tone low and husky, if you weren’t crowning you’d be bending over and getting railed from this guy. You part your legs further and you moan loudly, pushing your ever so slowly bulging cunt into his hand.

You palm his hand with your cunt, panting as the babies shift into place and your pussy is now expanding and widening. You squeeze your eyes shut and pant harshly, one of his fingers slip inside you and rub your aching clit, just drenching his fingers. “Oh—oh! Oh!” You chant and let out a scream, you rock your hips but that does nothing but palm his hand faster. “Oh my god! Oh my god!” You screech and water comes gushing out of your cunt.

“Good boy — c’mon honey, push her out, use this strength. Make your achy little cunt stretch out for me”. And just like that, you orgasm all over his fingers and push the hardest push you have done, this orgasm rippling around you as you push your first baby out.

You pant harshly, trying to contain yourself with what just happened. The midwife cuts the cord and wraps the little girl up, setting her peacefully in a bassinet. “Get on the bed and face away from me, kneel on all fours.”

You nod and oblige, kneeling on the bed as another contraction hits. You moan and put your ass in the air, everything in full view of this man. Your legs part because of your huge belly, your milking tits pushed into the sheets and you’re groaning with desire. He sits on the edge of the bed and reaches up, toying with the newly crowned head that has made its presence known.

“Feel this, baby boy? Feel this head expanding your cunt? I want you to feel everything ~ and I want you to cum again for me, before I let you birth.” He cups your sensitive and bulging pussy, pushing the head back in and allowing it to drop out ever so slightly before easing it back into place, ruining the work your birthing body is naturally doing.

You put your head into the pillow and whimper with frustration, your pussy bulging bigger than ever with this baby as you whine out. You squat down more, pushing your pussy into his hand and you rub against it, slowly but surely beginning to get yourself off. You pant and moan louder, the closer you are to the edge. He shoves the head back inside you again and you scream out in pleasure, orgasming all over his hand before beginning to push.

“That’s a good boy, keep going. Keep going. Push for me!” His encouraging words keep you going, one leg now dangling off the bed and you push hard, the head now fully crowning and expanding your cunt. You stop to breathe for a second, the head now out and poking out of your more than sensitive cunt. “One more push baby boy.” He stands up and rubs your hairy belly with one hand, cupping the head with the other.

He ever so slowly pulls the baby out as you push. One. Two. Three pushes and the body flops out and into his arm, he cuts the cord and places the second girl into a new bassinet before leaving the room.