#pray for me y'all

[mamonado]

g'night, boys 😴

[thewallshaveeyes]

[seijorhi]

Kuroo Tetsurou x female reader

tw: kinda infidelity, implied murder, yandere vibes

"I'm married."

Kuroo flashes the ring as he says it, a not-all-that-apologetic smile on his face. Happily, he doesn't add. He doesn't often need to – most of the women who approach him take the hint and move on, no harm no foul. He can't really blame them for their interest, leaning ever so casually against the bar, his suit expensive, hair an artful mess, Kuroo knows he cuts a handsome figure.

But he has no interest in a quick fuck, nor in anything else the woman before him can offer.

Yet far from being deterred, her red lips curl into a playful smirk. "What she doesn't know won't hurt her," she purrs, and lays a perfectly manicured hand over his arm. "Buy me a drink?"

Kuroo straightens then, lets his eyes roam over her body. Slowly, lazily, drinking down every inch of her. And she is a pretty thing, her form fitting dress leaving little to the imagination. She knows it, too, eyes sparkling as she bats long, dark eyelashes at him.

Another firmer dismissal forms on the tip of his tongue, and yet something holds him back. There's a bad taste in his mouth that's lingered since the morning, the sting of your bitter, acidic words having struck deeper than perhaps you intended.

Maybe he was too hasty with his earlier dismissal; she might just serve a purpose after all.

Kuroo chuckles, swallows the last mouthful of his drink and sets the empty glass down on the counter. Glances at the bartender, "Another, and one of whatever the lady would like."

There's a glint like victory in her face as she says, "Champagne, and make it a bottle."

She makes herself comfortable in his lap, flirting with practiced charm, confident and sultry. Her red tipped fingernails toying with his hair, lightly scratching down the back of his neck as she laughs at his jokes. She'd introduced herself earlier in the night, but Kuroo's already forgotten her name by the time he's hailing down a cab, the two of them bundling inside.

If he were being totally honest, he'd forgotten it the second she'd said it. Names, after all, weren't important here.

"Your wife?" she questions when Kuroo gives the driver his address. Cautious, rather than concerned. He imagines that running into the wife of the man you're trying to fuck probably sucks the fun out of the indiscretion.

He throws her an easy wink, pulling her back onto his lap. "Don't worry about it."

She shrugs, unbothered.

Her lips leave painted smudges over his throat, possessive in a way. Like she's staking her claim over her perceived conquest. "She won't hold a candle to me, baby," she promises, her hand teasingly trailing over the crotch of his pants.

His eyes darken, blood thrumming as he growls, "Don't make promises you can't keep."

She just giggles, tugging him into another heated kiss.

And she barely manages to extricate herself from his side as the two of them make their way into the building, up the elevator.

His apartment's quiet when they stumble inside. She kicks her heels off and attacks his tie, doesn't hear the mechanical clicks of the three locks automatically sliding into place.

Down the hallway, his jacket tossed aside, shirt unbuttoned. And with every step, the feeling of anticipation grows. She's too wrapped up in the zipper of her dress to notice the sounds of life stirring on the other side of his bedroom door, but they're etched into Kuroo. Everything about you is, inextricably.

He wouldn't have it any other way.

He's been waiting for this moment all day, itching and impatient, the sight of you sprawled out atop his bed, waiting for him in the pyjamas he bought you a balm to the day's stresses. You're such a good girl. Even when you're mad at him.

And yet the moment the door swings open, the two of them bursting inside, you startle and flinch– the chain around your ankle clinking noisily at the sudden, jerking movement.

"Tetsu? What– what's going on?" you breathe, eyes warily darting between him and the half dressed woman at his side.

"What the hell?!"

Kuroo smiles – that soft, indulgent expression he saves just for you – seizing her by the arm the second she tries to step back, tightening his grip until she's whimpering, begging.

"Hey, sweetheart. Did you miss me?"

This morning you'd gotten all worked up over some nonsense, silly notions about him 'growing bored' and 'tossing you aside', as if you weren't his soulmate. His one true north.

And he'd laughed and told you how ridiculous you were being – right up to the point where you implied he'd find somebody to replace you.

You're his wife, he won't abide you thinking like that. Not for a fucking second.

You said things you didn't mean, lashing out because you were scared, he knows that. Tried not to take it to heart. You're not afraid that he'll go out seeking someone else, you're afraid that greedy fucking whores are going to sink their claws into him and try to pull him away from you.

They'd sooner have luck drawing blood from stone, but Kuroo's always been one to go above and beyond, especially where you're concerned.

And if it helps put your mind at ease, he's more than happy to prove just how deep his loyalty to you – his absolute devotion – runs. As many times as it takes.

That's love.

With a harsh shove, Kuroo sends the woman sprawling to the floor.

He laughs, "Relax, it's not what you think."

[xielian-gets-his-own-blog-now]

This is horrifying. They are plotting something.

[pagesandprayers]

My blood pressure was 170/100 this morning, so I went to L&D. And uh. I'm having a baby today. 🥴

Update: Baby and I are doing well. Thank you to everyone for all the prayers! ☺️

[royalarmyofoz]

period cramps so violent, two edibles can't even keep up

[y2kuromi]

hihihihi i'm not gonna be active much bc it's exam season :c and these are like really important final exams!! i'll kinda be back on may 22nd (fully june 14th SAVE ME OMG) until then all posts (if any at all) are queued <3

[marshmellowtea]

god grant me the strength to get through election day

[letsgetitblog]

Please I'm going to a burial tomorrow and I don't know when it starts or when it ends HELP ME. CAUSE IF I MISS THIS TOMORROW- /hj

DON'T LOOK AT ME SIDE WAYS MY PRIORITIES ARE STRAIGHT.

[chibifox2002]

Bro it's got to stop raining over here, all these mosquitoes are acting like I'm an all you can eat buffet and are biting me tf up...

It doesn't help that I'm weirdly allergic to bug bites so not only are they swelling up like golf balls, but they itch so much that they actually hurt.

It also doesn't help that the rain is just making my allergies act up in general so my eyes and throat have been itching for the past week.

[arctrooper69]

Once upon a time...

Fives.

The End

[that-bi-bitch-writes]

have a final in like 40 mintues and i have not been going to class lately...

[earthmoonz]

story post spam this weekend I hope...I really wanna finish ep 9 of wifey! 😁

[sadittyprincess]

I HATE THESE NIGGAS MORE THAN A-

[miru-has-thoughts]

Had a friend reach out with an extra ticket to Wrestledream. OF COURSE I said yes....

Just didn't think that the benefit gala my job is hosting would be TWO DAYS!

So here is Jei, awake since 4AM, tired, and hungry, having a photoshoot with a damn paleta during my break, hoping I can hop on my flight and make it to Wrestledream 🙃🤡

[bluejeanbaby]

i haven't even been gone that long BUT BOY do i feel overwhelmed lookin at my drafts.