Note
edible
Wrong, Hua Cheng looking on as Xie Lian is being held

#four's son#four's son's boyfriend#sniffle sniffle sob sob#he looks so alone#surrounded by random teddies#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#xie lian#xie lian plush#hua cheng#hua cheng plush#hualian
20 notes
·
View notes
Note
I got my kids gummy hot pot as a treat and I think I killed them!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP!!!!!



SHIT!!!! I WISH I COULD, BUT XIE LIAN IS CURRENTLY BEING CODDLED AND HE CAN'T ESCAPE!!!!!!!

#four's son#oh yeah#I'm back baby#and Parker was coddling the baby yesterday#I couldn't free him for too long#I hope your children are alive#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#xie lian#xie lian plush
21 notes
·
View notes
Text

Lirtle meow meow found a birg meow meow
#four's son's boyfriend#oh em gee guys#guys I'm alive again#what do you mean you didn't notice that I left#cruel...CRUEL...#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#hua cheng#hua cheng plush
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
GUYS I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE THAT THE BOYS WILL WILLINGLY GO ON A PLAYDATE WITH (WITH NO BITING!!!!)

Guys, this is @parkercore-69's son, Mr Glorp.
#four's son#four's son's boyfriend#parker's son#gasp#Parker gets his own tag now#he's special like that#but LOOK#they aren't fighting or anything#they all seem pretty chill with each other#that may be because Mr Glorp doesn't understand the human language though#he apparently only reads body language and facial expressions#and my kids' body language and facial expressions don't change#win win in my books#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#xie lian#xie lian plush#hua cheng#hua cheng plush
24 notes
·
View notes
Text

THIS MOTHERFUCKER ATE MY TIGHTS
#four's son's boyfriend#I NEED THOSE#I NEED THOSE FOR A PARTY TOMORROW#GUYS HE FUCKING ATE THEM#THIS IS BULLSHIT#HOW ELSE AM I TO WEAR THIS SKIRT#GOD#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#hua cheng#hua cheng plush
24 notes
·
View notes
Text

I dunno man, there's something familiar about these bunnies....where did Lianlian get them from, guys??
#four's son's pets#what are they doing#looking at my mo dao zu shi poster#I'm sure there's nothing of significance I'd find there#hahahah#ha#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei wuxian...bunny plush#lan wangji#lan wangji...bunny plush
26 notes
·
View notes
Text

Are you picturing him aggressively sniffing the screen? Because that's what he's doing.
#four's son's pets#he is undeniably silly#he wins for now#I'll let him chill around#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#lan wangji...bunny plush
14 notes
·
View notes
Text

Little, little maan so smmaall and littlle annnnddd ttiiiinnnyyyy
#four's son's boyfriend#I do love to bully him#he takes it in good faith#(cuts an inch of my hair every night)#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#hua cheng#hua cheng plush
21 notes
·
View notes
Text

One of Xie Lian's pets has decided to find and befriend one of my cats
#four's son's pets#this is one of my cats#his name is Mouse#I was trying to take a picture and he wanted to get in on it#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#lan wangji...bunny plush
15 notes
·
View notes
Text

HE HAS BEFRIENDED MY KITTY. HOW. DID THAT HAPPEN???
#four's son's pets#this is one of my cats#his name is Mouse#he wanted to be involved in the picture and who am I to deny one of my cats?#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#lan wangji...bunny plush
8 notes
·
View notes
Text

My son's pets have a pet. What is going on???
#four's son's pets#four's son's pets' pet??#no#that's too much#don't mind the eerie brightness of the photo#it's my bedtime but I need to keep y'all updated#that's Alfie by the way#he's my drinking buddy#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#wei wuxian#wei wuxian...bunny plush#lan wangji#lan wangji...bunny plush
11 notes
·
View notes
Text

Not at all ominous. At all. Not one bit. Just his silly little guy
#four's son#four's son's boyfriend#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#xie lian#xie lian plush#hua cheng#hua cheng plush
17 notes
·
View notes
Text

Can't take a picture of the boys tonight because I am gaining whiplash from hull fair
2 notes
·
View notes
Text

This little freak hasn't shown up recently in my opinion
#four's son's boyfriend#he is still hanging around#he just appears whenever#kisses gege#bites me aggressively#stares down the pets#and vanishes for an hour#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#hua cheng#hua cheng plush
6 notes
·
View notes
Text

Xie Lian and Quentin, my shark!!!!!
#four's son#four's son's shark#EEEPY#they're so happy and chill and cuddly#where's Hua Cheng you ask?#he's on timeout#chewed on one of the bunnies' ears#got chewed back#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#xie lian#xie lian plush#shark#shark plush
15 notes
·
View notes
Text

What do you think they're talking about??
#four's son's pets#I personally think they're plotting my murder#but that's just same old same old#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei wuxian...bunny plush#lan wangji#lan wangji...bunny plush
18 notes
·
View notes
Note
WAIR I JUST NOTICES THAT HUAHUA HAD HIS EYEPATCH BACK ON RIGHT!!
wait
huahua had his eyepatch back on right. . .

I accidentally left him alone to go to school.
Xie Lian looked away for one second.
This man cannot be trusted.
#four's son#four's son's boyfriend#one of the bunnies ate the eye :(#RIP that eye eyyy#there was a remarkable lack of blood when I found him#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#xie lian#xie lian plush#hua cheng#hua cheng plush
14 notes
·
View notes