#powers are useless here

[noisilyeclecticmilkshake]

Something about powered whump.

The way, in any other situation, they'd be fine.

In any other situation, their power would rip through these bindings and they run.

Superspeed, but the doors locked. What now? Put them in a particle accelerator, good luck doing your stupid 'fazing through walls' trick now.

Ice powers? Their partners dying of hypothermia. Stuck in a too hot room. Stuck in an absolute zero room, no way to make it colder. Can't freeze the lock, its already as cold as its going to get.

Heat powers? Same thing, put that fucker in a volcano. Good luck finding your way through 8,000 feet of lava. Or an incinerator, yeah, just try and melt that lock off. Oh whumpee? They have a fever and your emotions are haywire, hope you can get that water to them without it evaporating.

Superstrength? Fighting a cotton powered villain. What are they gonna do, punch their way through pillows?

It's so fun.

It's funny if its for mundane things too.

Yeah, of course superstrength can move your entire apartment belongs in one trip. What's that? You want help building a bookshelf from Wal-Mart. They've never seen a screwdriver in their life.

You want a coffee run? Okay, but you better fine with no coffee left in the cup afterward. Just because they can run faster than light, doesn't mean liquid stops obeying physics.

Want the lights a different color? Just ask. You want them to fix the wiring in your remote? Why would they know anything about that?

Fun. The possibilities of powers being absolutely useless in everyday life is just good soup to me.

[somepinkthing]

"Hector was a good man" "diomedes was an honorable man" BZZZT WRONG. Diomedes was there to steal, burn, and wage war same as the next person. In fact, he was pretty adamant about it. Hector had no issue with the greek's actions, merely that they were directed at him—I mean look at what he wanted to do with patroclus's body, only to then cite respect for funeral rites when it was his own turn to die. Hector also owned slaves within his own city walls—people that he likely took from their homes during troy's own conquests. All that seperated him and the greek warriors was which side they were on.

The Iliad isn't a story about morally upstanding men. Sure, it has men who have honor and perform honorable acts, but these are not good samaritans. It's is a story about war and grief and the real victims of fights between so-called-honorable men and gods. The urge to find a "good guy" in this story is wasted. Hector doesn't have to be morally good just because achilles isn't. Troy didn't lose because they were more or less evil than the greeks. It all just. Is. Because of fate? Because the gods said so? Because people will always make disastrous mistakes and it will always end up biting not only them, but everyone else around them? Who knows? In the end though, doesn't it all feel so pointless in the face of the endless amounts of grief and destruction that war leaves behind? Maybe that's the whole point

[barbarian-angel]

The biggest fuckery the universe pulled was making me so goddamn attractive and also aroace. I’m sorry everyone that I’m soo fucking beautiful and pleasant to be around but please I am begging you. Don’t fall for me! It’s a trap! I will not reciprocate like you want!

On my knees in the most non-sexual way

[pastelshroomsbasement]

Goofy svsss au where qqq is also a transmigrator!!!

[sciderman]

[luck-of-the-drawings]

two wrongs WILL make a right! ive got another lease on life, and im using it well, who cares if this is all fucked up cause we're all GOING TO HELL! IM JUST WILLIAM WHO SHOULD BE DEAD, HAD TO FOLLOW THE THREAD, thought he was just chillin! now he is a villain! HES ALWAYS SUCH A BUMMER, HE WANTS TO TRUST HIS BROTHER WILLIAM IN A HALLWAY BY HIMSEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[sisterdivinium]

Now is the time to place your bets on whether or not this hyper self-indulgent doctor superion Vampire the Masquerade AU fic will or won't get to 100 handwritten pages...

[toastingpencils37]

Random theory for why in canon (not talking about the VA) Ras voice is different from DR part 1 to later.

In Part 1, while he was still in Imperium, he had to build up a menacing reputation for himself. Thus, the deeper and more growly voice.

But later, in Part 2 and onwards, he doesn't have to do that as much, as he doesn't have as much social power as he did then. And even when he's talking to Jordana, he doesn't have to be as threatening to her, but more generous, as he's offering her a chance to use what she extracted from the source dragon. Plus, that reputation he previously had, is still somewhat there.

[justsomeominousthreats]

Trump is a better man than whoever provided the semen got you.

Actually my father and mouthed are wonderful people who have done better things in their lives for the simple people around them than Trump has in his whole life. And they’ve done things for rich and ‘powerful’ without expecting it to benefit themselves.

The fact that your on anon shows that you have far too loud opinions for your own fucking scaredy cat pussy self. So politely? Stfu. I’m not even American and Trump being president messes my life up. I don’t know what YOU get out of having a crazy, nut job with no life, bitches, happiness and is just generally fucking insane racist, misogynistic, psychopath but you do you.

Just keep your shitty, no brain, no properly thought out opinions out of my vibe. Thanks 😊

Any other Trump supports that decide to come to my blog to be a fucking asshole because you can’t see past your fucking own dick on how life isn’t just about you(AND Once Trump is done tearing us, the POC and gays, down, who do you think he’s going for next? Use both your brain cells dumbass. Unless you loss them too🤭)

Thank you for reading my rant! Go kill your opinion and re evaluate yourself. You don’t deserve an opinion or freedom to talk until you do! <3

[deadmegumi]

God it's so fucking funny when sakura is trying to convince sasuke not to join orochimaru and she's bringing up all these happy memories of them and shit and he's like. Okay. I don't remember that shit. girl he is a faggot what were we trying to accomplish here...

[kafus]

after i beat norman and got surf, i backtracked and fought every trainer i could before route 119, picked up items, etc, and both cereal and muffin ended up at a clean level 40 from that endeavor so here’s an update!

cereal’s hidden power type is bug, which, while physical, hits dark types that he otherwise wouldn’t be able to hit. so that’s fun. these movesets might be tweaked in the future, but honestly they’re working out really well for me right now

[selftrepanning]

worked my first day of my new job……

[unfriendlyamazon]

the thing about azula is she's also a victim of abuse she bought into her father's ideology because she was rewarded for doing so (and she has some funny thoughts about divine right to rule) and explicitly gains power both in the context of her society and mentally by torturing her brother ("you can't treat me like this you can't treat me like zuko")

which is to say the show depicts azula and zuko has fundamentally different from a young age (and zuko's inherent goodness is his main source of conflict for most of the show) and i appreciate that the show doesn't go out of its way to show sympathy or explain its abusers, even when azula is given her moments, it's not to make her more sympathetic, and i think the show is aware that azula has benefited from being a natural prodigy who aligns herself with fire nation ideology, but it's clear by the end that ozai treats her as no less a tool or extension of himself than he does zuko

which is also to say her final battle between katara and zuko is my favorite part of the show hands down i find it beautiful and the music makes me tear up and when she is defeated and sobbing and completely undone, it's my favorite part of the show. azula has spent so much of her time and energy into currying favor with her abusive father, putting herself into a position of power, and to be undone by her brother who she views as inferior to her in every way and some waterbending peasant i think it must just break her worldview. everything she's done up to that moment, it was the wrong move, and zuko is now the one on top

anyway i think the show has a lot of interesting things to say about power and those who wield it, and i think azula's relationship with power, both under it and exerting it herself, is a really interesting one, and as a foil to zuko, she works really well in showing that even aligning oneself with power despite or because of circumstances is ultimately a fruitless task, and those in power will keep moving the goal posts as you try to get ahead

[cowboyinternist]

sam getting misgendered in this fandom ignites a certain level of rage within me like. i want to reach through the screen and strangle you rage

[chiquititaas]

Do we think if MJ wins AIA Leah can pull the votes from her harem to stay over Tucker and his harem? I'd have to think she'd have Quinn, Joseph, Cam, would MJ keep her? Can she get Chelsie?

I'm thinking if T'Kor really want Tucker to go home "accidently" this week, which I think she does, Leah as the replacement just makes so much more sense than Angela.

[atopvisenyashill]

not an f&b aegon ii fan, not a hotd aegon ii fan, but a secret third thing (a fan of the aegon ii that only exists in my mind)