#potc quotes

[rpmemes-galore]

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ... sentence starters

“Oh! A knife?”

“Walk or die.“

“You're killing her!”

“All part of the plan, yes?“

“Such beauty. Yet deadly.“

“Admit it. You still love me.”

“You are aware of the ritual?“

“You bastard, how could you?“

“Wait! I am with child... yours.“

“I heard where you're headed.“

“How can you say I used you?“

“All die. Even you. Soon, I hear.“

“The lies I told you were not lies.”

“That's very good, may I use that?“

“As do I. Always have, always will.”

Oh no, no, I've seen a thing or two.”

“You're either with us or against us!“

“I can save you. You need only ask.“

“I've actually never been that drunk.“

“He's religious, I believe it's required.“

“Who's to say I won't live forever, eh?“

And how will I get free of these bonds?“

“You lied to me by telling me the truth?“

“Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.“

“I'm not with you, neither am I against you!“

“You will go. You will return. Or I will kill her.“

“I was wrong. Not every soul can be saved.“

“Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural?”

“I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings.”

“Face is familiar. Have I... threatened you before?“

“I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice.“

“You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back.“

“If not for me, you would never have been captured...”

“I think you might be better off if you just... stay out of it.”

“I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.“

“It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.“

“Have I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have?“

“Mutiny served me well. It gained me an audience with you.“

“Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed.“

“Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?“

“Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it, again.”

“You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!“

“If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.“

“How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?“

“Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.“

“Seeing as how you're still alive, I say it's all been very successful thus far.“

“You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.“

“I thought I should give you fair warning, we're taking the ship. Nothing personal.“

“No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... All right feelings, damn you.“

“You broke free of your bonds thirty minutes ago, waiting for the precise moment to pounce.“

“You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump... I don’t have it.”

“My God, you will not take her. If you have taken her, give her back. Give her back...please...”

“I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck.“

“Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves.“

“Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.“

We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.”

Such beauty. Surely you are one of God's own creations and not a descendant of those dark creatures who found no refuge on the Ark.“

[am0o5]

Thorin, looking at bilbo: this is a hobbit…

Gandalf: …yes?

Thorin: Is the hobbit… going to help?

Gandalf: if you don’t want him, give him back.

Thorin, grabbing bilbo closer: …no

Gandalf, ‘highly’ amused: Then he helps.

Basically that scene from potc where jack gets his jar of dirt.

- also please enjoy my dumb pun of Gandalf being high. I’m aware it’s dumb but it brought me joy.

[demondarakna]

Will Turner: "Where is Elizabeth?" (Captain) Jack Sparrow: "She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Yo-ho, yo-ho, a Viking's life for me!

[the-twelve-daggers]

"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

⤷ Captain Jack Sparrow (The Curse of the Black Pearl)

[jelliclekitty]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings]

Elizabeth: Any last words?

Jack: Do you think I’m cute? Be honest.

[swannposting]

if it's meant to be then it will be...

will turner + sun bleached flies / ethel cain

[scary-lasagna]

Toby, looks at Slender:

Toby, starting to laugh so hard he can’t speak:

Toby, point at Slender and crying: Whe-When you’re bald

Slender, existing with baldness:

[rattenmann]

Cutler Beckett incorrect quotes

Bonus: a meckett, Mercer, and Elizabeth swann one

[coldemergency]

Harry: You actually were telling the truth

Voldemort: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised

[demondarakna]

Will Turner: In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[ladywatereton]

Jack Davenport and his ability to always be paired with a blonde who...

1° Friendzone:

2° He is killed by her:

3° He does some harm to her or vice versa:

🎥 The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), The Incredible Journey of Mary Bryant (2005), The Stolen (2017).

[the-twelve-daggers]

"It’s a curious thing. There was a time when I would have given anything for you to look like that while thinking about me." ⤷ James Norrington (Dead Man's Chest)

[themoldysausage]

I love peeking over at the headcannons of other Fandom and realizing everyone just secretly wishes they had the Dead Men in their Fandom.

Like seriously, every Fandom's made up wholesome/quippy dynamics between characters is just things the Dead Men do in canon

I see with Batman Fandom, wanting the robins to be the dead men, I see it in the Harry Potter Fandom wanting the Marauders to be the Dead Men, I see it in the PJO Fandom wanting the Heroes of Olympus to be the Dead Men (this one only half counts since those characters are pretty Dead Men-ish in canon, but still).

I can't think of any other Fandom that do this right but seriously, any Fandom that has an ensemble cast is just /begging/ for those characters to be like the Dead Men, and they don't even know it.