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Y’all.

Y’ALL.

@reallyneedsalife just shared a video in a server we’re both in and I am. In HYSTERICS.

Theatre kid test: how many sentences into the video are you before you know EXACTLY where it’s going? I got to “we send our condolences.”

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These are pretty much written in the very way to be able to recognize the real one.

By my knowledge of greek mythology:

1. "In every version of the myth" = there is no way that EVERY version of the myth (the thing that spreads widely culturally and changes from city to city) includes something.

2. "willingly gave up" = no god in the history of gods willingly gave up anything. Especially in greek mythology.

3. "Of her own free will' = a WOMAN? In ancient GREECE?

4. "Pandora didn't know" = the only people who don't know in Greek mythology are greek heroes (most male). They are always forgiven for their mistakes because they "didn't know". Hercules killing his wife, Oedipus marrying his mother, ... Women in greek mythology are always wise and all-knowing but often not believed or dismissed (Cassandra, Penélope). It was a trope.

5. Yes, the most tomboyish woman in Greece did indeed beat a side-character male.

6. "After turning his daughter to gold" = greek fathers are usually quite selfish. They will do things to test gods, to get their wish, to reach above their station. No daughter (and often not even a son) would stop them.

7. No woman was widely worshiped. Even Athena was worshiped as wide as she was because of Athens strength. They were worshiped by women and bottoms tho. But they didn't have much strength.

Hello internet user whose entire concept of feminism comes from tiktok. In front of you are three ancient myths about women. You have five minutes to figure out which one of them was made up in the 1970s. If you choose wrong, you will be ripped to pieces by Maenads.

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Settle a bet.

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So continue to do the same. Got it.

2025 glow up

Drink water

Fraternize with no one. Live in complete isolation so as not to risk being disappointed ever

take walks

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I have no idea who the author is but this is amazing.

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Without meds my feelings don't fluctuate. They go down and they stay there indefinitely.

Storebought (prescription) is fine.

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No one hates Tumblr more than Tumblr. But we also love it. It is a straight up enemies to lovers fic.

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Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

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Katalin Kariko

The complete ‘Women Who Changed Science - And The World" collection in honor of the 95th Women’s Equality Day.

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Kratos: "Do not touch the water." Atreus: "Why?" Kratos: "Do you know what is underneath the surface?" Atreus: "No ... It's pitch black." Kratos: "Then do not touch the water.

God of War

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Elizabeth: Everything you said to me; every word was a lie. Jack: Pretty much.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

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Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

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It's fire, it's freedom, it's floodin' open

The Greatest Showman, The Greatest Showman

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Won't wave my white flag, no Oh, I won't go down slow I'd rather die Than give up the fight, give up the fight Give up the fight, give up the fight

White Flag, Bishop Briggs

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Beni: "O'Connell! Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!" Rick: "Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the *river*!"

The Mummy