#potatoe lover

[kny-agere]

Somebody should open a shop that sells cooked potatoes. I eat a potato every night. It’s why I’m so squishy

[kral-adams]

Steak Dinner 🥩

[liyazaki]

nothing hits quite like "I despised the very air you breathed until I was confronted with your humanity, complete vulnerability & it somehow touched my own, & oh, fuck- there's a permanent you-shaped crack in my heart now & the hands that wanted to throttle you are moving to protect you, all on their own."

[laurelwen]

He want that mouth so bad

[Like Minds Masterpost - Humor]

[bil-daddy]

[urghblergh]

Gay

[rockingtheorange]

According to Metthew, Taylor and Nicholas had to kiss 40-50 times only for the first kiss in the movie (chronologically).

Considering that we got many kissing scenes, they had multiples shots for every scene and even got through rehearsal...

Taylor Zakhar Perez, are Nicholas' lips really as soft as they look? 🥺

[gringadano]

[canirove]

Osasuna Vs. FC Barcelona | 28.08.2024 | post-match interview

[secretariatess]

As a kid, I disliked broccoli. But now I'm thanking God it exists because it's such an easy vegetable to incorporate into otherwise lacking dishes.

Need veggies with that mac and cheese?

Broccoli and cheese love each other.

Way to dress up ramen simply?

Broccoli's got your back.

Picking and choosing what veggies should go in a stirfry?

Broccoli's looking at you.

Wanting to add fiber to curry?

Broccoli is here!

Need a side with a simple egg and rice dish?

Broccoli, baby!!

As I'm trying to increase my fiber intake and reduce carbohydrates, broccoli is a go-to.

Admittedly, yes, I usually just use the frozen broccoli. Because even when reheated, frozen broccoli still tastes fine (unlike some other vegetables . . . . ) and can be stored for when I don't use it and not go bad.

I'm sorry for hating you when I was a kid, broccoli. Clearly, you are one of the superior vegetables.

[drawingchaos]

Boom

Bunny

[the-travelling-witch]

( message written by me ; tupperbot on discord used for the character visual )

wait viiii, this is such a cute surprise??? totally not what i was expecting but you don’t hear me complaining <3 full disclosure, most of the time when i like posts like that it’s bc i think “oh this is such a cute thing to do” … and completely forget that it’s applicable to me too ㅠㅠ (so it’s a double surprise bc i’m an idiot)

ahem, time to be delusional—

“I’m sure the Tsaritsa appreciates your efforts,” the witch grinned, a mischievous glint in her eyes.

“No fair,” the Harbinger pouted, tightening his hold around her. “You know that’s not what I meant.”

“Oh? Do I?” Holly laughed, wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing a quick kiss to his lips to apologise. “Don’t be like that, I’m just teasing you. I missed you too, after all. Welcome back.”

“That’s more like it.” His sunny demeanour had returned completely, a bright smile stretching practically from ear to ear. Childe had always prided himself on his strength in battle but he’d found his preferred use for it had become to twirl his darling witch around after reuniting with her after a long journey. “Were you lonely without me around?”

“Mhm, terribly so~” Despite her lighthearted tone, Holly did truly mean it. She had missed him quite a bit, naturally. Surely Childe could sense her true feelings as she carded her fingers through the fluffy hair at the base of his nape.

“Well, I’d better make up for lost time then. What kind of man would leave his lover waiting for so long?” The harbinger had yet to release her from his hold, apparently determined to make up for lost touch as well. However, Childe was still Childe and Holly could practically hear his next thought before he opened his mouth. “Perhaps a duel-“

“What kind of man would propose a duel first things first after returning to his wife?! Are you that desperate to have your ass handed to you again?” There was a dull sound where Holly’s palm had collided with his chest, though her outburst lacked any real bite. She knew him after all. “Do you know how long I waited for you? Shouldn’t you make it up to me first?”

“Yes ma’am, no need to tell me twice~”

did i know this is where we’d end up when writing this? do i know where i’m going with this? absolutely not but here we are anyway jshsh once again, i’m never sure with 3rd/1st person ㅠㅠ

[also thank you for clarifying that you wrote it yourself and only used the bot for aesthetics, though it’s also so sad that we’re in the timeline where we have to specify ㅠㅠ]

ahhhhh chilly my beloved ㅠㅠ you made me think of childe again, take responsibility vi !! (aka thank you so much!!)

[softneomiro]

Lmao

[tidesofsilence]

When you're in a group chat, and everyone knows not to expect a reply after work because you're busy watching His Dark Materials or The X-Files. But on the rare occasion you find a new show to binge, they start sending your name in all caps…

Last night's final message after 30 texts: "_____ HAS GONE DEEP INTO VOYAGER. WE HAVE LOST HER. WE WILL HEAR ALL ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING..."

Why are they yelling lol?

(Underscores because ya'll can't know my real name.) 🖖

[axololtls]

[temporary-gentleman]

Just some doodles because these characters plague me with thoughts.