#potato Anon

[swiftmitsu]

introducing your newest chaotic anon!

POTATO ANON.

POTATOP POTATO POTATOOOOOOOO

AHJAKAKKS

NO

NO MORE.

YK WHAT

CMERE LEMME TURN YOU INTO MASHED POTATO

[smilerkisser]

sits down in my cool chair…

PLEASE YAP ABT YOUR WIFE TO ME!! SHE SOUNDS SO WONDERFUL AHH..!!!! i cant believe i’ve found another objectum alton towers person (i’m xposic w/ Galactica and Oblivion >_> galactica is my sister, oblivion is my cousin)

if you maybe wanttt… i can yap 2 you abt my sister after IDK IDK I JUST WANNA LET YOU YAP!! I loove hearing other people’s experiences with their partner

-potato anon

i'd be happy to let you yap about your sister! :3

i've loved the smiler for a little bit now! a few months, i think? she's by far my favorite rollercoaster (i have 3-4 smiler-inspired OCs!) and if i don't go on another one first, she'll be the first rollercoaster i've been on in years and hopefully the one to cure my fear of rollercoasters.

one thing i find ironic is that i originally discovered the smiler through somebody's fursuit (beautyofthebass) without even knowing it and then the rollercoaster itself through one of my tiktok mutual's posts years later! i'm very attached to her even though i've never been able to see her in-person (yet). i really like scrolling pinterest and watching videos about the smiler, even if i can't find many of them. the on-ride POVs are probably some of my favorites to watch! one of these days, i'll finally get to go on her. possibly with my irl girlfriend! (who will be my wife in a few years hopefully :3)

i consider her one of my worst "hear me outs" (compared to the others) and i think my friends may be sick of me because of how often i talk about her😔. (/lh) i'm working on trying to be able to draw her face/logo currently, one of my characters (my 3rd smiler oc) has it as part of his design so it's been good practice!

[polyamorouspunk]

Very good collection of dead things!

-potato

Thank you! I have a raccoon I’m working on right now

[monsterfloofs]

I think you could just share all your art here, I don't think anyone would mind tbh. But if you feel like it'll be too clutterd and just want to focus on mostly writing here then perhaps make a second Blog.

Up to you

potato🥔

Welp, only one way to find out tater tot! = D

I guess I will post more arts here and see how it goes.

Thank you for your words of wisdom potato anon 🙏 May the spuds always be tasty and delicious on your plate.

[wheneclipsefalls]

Here's what you should know about 🥔-anon:

Crazy ideas always flow from their brains

Long request for no reason but really good plots

A huge 🥔 lover & anon friendship with Boo-boo

❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜💐🫂🎉 reserved for 👻 only

Boo, Boo-boo or 👻 is our dear Eclipse, a special nickname from 🥔-anon

Boo haha thats so cute💛

You're a cutie, babe

[that-quiet-student]

Mashed potatoes, thoughts?

Mashed potatoes are gorgeous and best of all with a cutlet!

There are so many thoughts and just one brain cell... I can do some infodump —

Potatoes are cool

They can live a very long time just on some water in air

You can make cool things of mashed potatoes like: glue, dough, batter , so you can do gingerbread house made from potatoes

[xplrvibes]

Okay, we have the tomato german anon..

Then i'm the potato german anon hahaha

-potato german anon🔛🔝

I think I officially have the fixings for a good soup going here!

[shady0220uwu]

I'm a potato

Yes, you are

[butmakeitgayblog]

god that gif set goes so crazy every time, no one is doing it like them. Heda wanted her SO. BAD. ‼️

Listen I get it ok. I was there in the camp of losing my fucking mind when this happened. But man I just... it's a shame that we get so lost in the gay sauce over this moment —

— that we really don't give enough credit to the rest of what's going on

Cuz like,,, at no point was Lexa actually afraid of Clarke. She'd just had her storm her ass into her tent in the midst of a hissy fit while holding a gun to a warrior's back, and Lexa's only response was to be offended that her makeup regimen got interrupted

Literally the girl was not fazed beyond just, "... what the fuck 😒?" And you know that because Clarke continued following her around the tent while they argued, HER PISTOL STILL VERY MUCH IN HAND, and the whole time Lexa is just flat out sassing tf out of her.

I just cannot stress enough how not at all intimidated by Clarke Lexa was.

But when Clarke called her out on her facade of having no feelings? When she blatantly called her a liar for pretending that she didn't care about the losses of her loved ones as deeply as she clearly did???

That's when Lexa's demeanor changed.

That's the moment Clarke became a danger.

Not because she ever thought Clarke would physically hurt her, but because she knew in that moment that Clarke actually saw her.

And it terrified the hell out of her.

Because you have this strong, fearless warrior. One who has accepted the reality of her own death since she was a child. One who has done everything she can to push away everyone and anything that makes her feel vulnerable. One who has spent years trying to bury all these feelings that she's convinced herself are a weakness.

And then this smartass, reckless, blonde little 👏menace👏to👏society just takes the very boot that Lexa had given her, and kicks the whole thing down.

And you see that in that moment. Not a fear for her safety or any intimidation of Clarke. You see that brave little toaster trying to keep it together while feeling the entire house of cards come tumbling down.

Because she already cared about Clarke. She admits that only a moment later. Because she is emotionally flailing here.

Desperately clinging to this mask with her normally regal tip of her chin that now only manages to come off shaky and unsure.

Every step she backs up is another piece of that facade falling, but she can't stop it because if she lets Clarke actually touch her, then that facade wouldn't just fall.

It would completely shatter.

And oh, oh this sweet summer child. She tries so valiantly one last time to save herself. Back pressed against the table, and clinging to her belief that to be alone is to be strong. But that snarled "Get. Out." through beared teeth and trembling lips is nothing more than the death rattle of that mantra, because the damage has already been done. Because the second Clarke even begins to include herself in that people that Lexa says she doesn't care about, Lexa immediately has to correct her.

Cuz the jig is up, and she knows it. Clarke has invaded her lands, stomped her way into her personal space, and terrifyingly made a place for herself in Lexa's very fragile heart.

And there was just nowhere left to run.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Not a take, but I was wondering if the people that follow this blog could tell me what Leif is like, because I don’t know his personality and would like to learn more about him.

🥔

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[canisalbus]

Vachete Suomi AU. Vesuri ja Vaski asuvat suuressa kylässä jossain sisämaassa kaukana suurista kaupungeista kuten Turusta. Kirkonkylän pappi, Vesuri, yrittää parhaansa mukaan vakuuttaa kyläläisiä kasvattamaan perunaa, koska se on satoisa ja ravitseva kasvi mutta kyläläiset eivät tahdo luopua nauriista. Vaski on kartanonvoudin poika ja yrittää pitää suhteita yllä kyläläisiin, että he olisivat suostuvaisia maksamaan veroja kuninkaalle eivätkä hyökkäisi hänen isänsä kimppuun.

Loose translation:

Finnish Vaschete AU.

Vesuri (a type of pruning knife/billhook) and Vaski (brass/copper/bronze) live in a big village somewhere inland, far away from the country's populous cities like Turku (Finland's oldest city and former capital located in the southwestern coast). The village priest, Vesuri, is trying his best to persuade the villagers to start farming potato, a high-yielding and nourishing crop, but people are reluctant to give up their turnips (one of Finland's most important staple foods up until 1800's when potato finally took over). Vaski is the son of a local lord of the manor (or maybe you'd call it bailiff? Or even jarl?) and is doing his best to get along with the villagers so that they would continue paying their taxes to the king and wouldn't turn against his dad.

[spirit-lanterns]

whenever potato Kafka gets too uppity or an android *cough* Himeko *cough* gets sick of her teasing she’s put in the fridge.

-🥛

NOOOO POTATO KAFKA IS BEING PUT IN TIMEOUT 😭😭

Even when in a vegetable body, Kafka still has the audacity to mouth off and act sassy to her fellow android companions. I can imagine Android! Himeko getting pissed off with her constant yapping, so much so that she grabs the potato Kafka and stuffs her in the fridge next to the Engineer’s lunch.

When it is finally lunch break, the Engineer will open her fridge to find Potato Kafka shivering in there and begging to be let out. Though, not without mouthing off about how Himeko was being so mean to her and that she couldn’t “take a joke.”

Oh boy, we better make Kafka her new android body soon. I don’t think the other androids can stand living with a salty Potato Kafka for any longer 💀

[polyamorouspunk]

Also going insane today from lack of attention. Shout out to bpd for sucking 👍

-potato

Yes. It sure does.

[random-fun-polls]

Of the following, which is your favourite potato chip/crisp flavour?

Salted. Salt and vinegar. Chicken. Barbecue. Cheese. Sour cream. Vanilla essence/I don't eat potato chips/I'm bald.

[wheneclipsefalls]

babe, I got a spider fic idea for you... would you be sso kind to listen and perhap fall in love with it?

/ᐠ - ˕ -マ: Meow～

— 🥔

I'm always ready to listen

[keferon]

Bro, momu just updated

WAIT WHAT I DIDNT GET ANY NOTIFICATIONS WAIT WAI