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abislwise · 2 years ago
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fuckyourdumbassusername · 4 months ago
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Honestly this is one of those stories that cheers me up on the days when I REALLY need it! No matter how many times I come across it. Hard to believe with the internet I never would have known it. Now I know it basically by heart!
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abislwise · 2 years ago
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abislwise · 1 year ago
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abislwise · 8 months ago
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Sometimes Reddit gets it exactly right
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abislwise · 8 months ago
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drink
iced
coffee
panic attack
hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely
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freddiecorleone · 27 days ago
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I don't care how gay the wicked movie is or whatever this site can't gaslight me into taking ariana grande seriously all of a sudden
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clearcutcasualty · 10 months ago
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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work
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abislwise · 7 months ago
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My genius is unappreciated in my time
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abislwise · 8 months ago
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They cannot stand the parodies of Modern Major-General. They cannot stand the parodies of Modern Major-General. They cannot stand the parodies of Modern Major-General!
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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doomedclockworkdotmp3 · 2 months ago
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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment
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inejqhafa · 9 months ago
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three tickets to challengers
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salamispots · 1 year ago
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dream wip
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abislwise · 4 months ago
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He's the worst man who ever lived,
But to me, his love is a gift,
Even when he stretches bloodied hands out to ya,
He's weird about G-d, and he's a lot,
He's not perfect, but he's sure got
That bisexual king rizz hallelujah!
he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual
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abislwise · 2 years ago
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So there I was, merrily reading Reddit thread about food and
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what
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tazmiilly · 3 months ago
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someone has to tell mom. it was gonna be stan
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