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heartseeker · 2 months ago
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psychpomp · 1 year ago
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gay people when you tell them there will be romcoms set in the golden age of piracy dissecting themes of toxic masculinity, queerness, conformity and vulnerability at the function
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umbrellainkart · 18 days ago
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A key piece of Skylar’s characterization is that they kin shadow the hedgehog
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mityenka · 1 year ago
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “the Spartacus Uprising” you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever, i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw some Freikorps in the streets
my buddy Karl, pacing: the SPD is lying to us
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waterthatsmoe · 2 months ago
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First years shenanigans
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Bonus jack
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anotherpapercut · 2 months ago
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do you guys think Karl Marx would've liked Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis because it promotes waste reduction and the subversion of both capitalism generally and brand commodification¹ specifically through second hand buying or do you think he would not like it because it still promotes consumption as an activity especially of items one does not actually need.² or do you think he'd like it cause it's a banger³
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¹ Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. (2012). Thrift shop. s.n. [2:38]: ""They be like, "Oh, that Gucci? That's hella tight", I'm like, "Yo, that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt", Limited edition, let's do some simple addition, Fifty dollars for a T-shirt, that's just some ignorant bitch shit, I call that getting-swindled-and-pimped shit, I call that getting tricked by business, That shirt's hella dope, And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't"
² Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. (2012). Thrift shop. s.n. [1:29]: "They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard, I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a knee board"
³ trust
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me
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doomedclockworkdotmp3 · 1 month ago
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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔
also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real
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cj-the-random-artist · 4 months ago
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Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.
I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.
So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.
While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol
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extravagav · 3 months ago
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Too🤨 many?? Too🤨🤨🤨 many dudes????? How many dudes are there normally sanji?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
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cowardlykrow · 10 months ago
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Stop light shenanigans
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clowngames · 1 year ago
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babe are you okay? you're listening to the Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by Sleep – A Fragmentary Passage soundtrack and you're not even skipping straight to Wave of Darkness I
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swampybogg · 3 months ago
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it went differently in his fanfics
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umblrspectrum · 4 months ago
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"smaller mass" you say
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