#posts by alex

[slendermanofficial]

How exactly is?? Jay??? A benefit?? I'm lost

How do you say that on tumblr? He's our "poor little meow meow"?

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[weyrleaders]

being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[cataclysmcrows]

big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy

[ryliith]

Sebastian and Abigail in the corner off-screen, just going through the five stages of grief.

[pichirobi]

evelyn's birthday 🌷

[direpunk]

filming friends

[illwilledomen]

Players. Robots made by the ancient builders, put in stasis and made to awaken (‘spawn’) 1000 years after the apocalypse.

Alex was made to be a hunter, wanderer and identifier. She was captured by the illager empire shortly after awakening and subjected to torturous experimentation. She escaped, but not without terrible trauma and a taste for vengeance. Agoraphobic, abrasive, utilitarian, loyal, and resourceful.

Steve was made to be a builder, miner and engineer. He was taken in by villagers after wandering the world alone and afraid for an unknown amount of time. A cleric named Reinard taught him how to brew, read and write, and function in villager society. He is kind, shy, curious and naive. He likes people, but doesn’t know how to act around them.

Hero was the first player made. He is the only one who remembers the ancient civilization. Everything he knows is dead, except for the other two. The ones made to replace him.

[slendermanofficial]

Interesting. Well, what is so special about Jay? He seems to be a hot topic.

-E

I guess I'll just answer this too...

Jay died. I killed him.

He was the most innocent of all of us. He was the only one I think deserved to live had things happened differently.

Slender brought him back for us, to us.

He's so fragile and so brave, he wanted to help people, he wanted to save me when I think I deserved it the least.

Everytime I see the scar I want to say how sorry I am, how stupid and insane I was then, and like a fucking asshole he never lets me because he never held it against me.

He's really important to us.

[starridge]

btw alex hirsch said there was a cut tbob interaction where bill enters stan’s dream of being in high school where ford is stuck in the broken perpetual motion machine. bill disguised himself as a teacher and when he tries to “help” stan, stan asks why a teacher is being nice to him and then bill reveals it was a trick and stan asks why he lied before and basically stan is too paranoid to trick. i love you stanley pines the broken man that you are.

[charlikesalmon]

my art of the stardew bachelors from tiktok ✨

[retquits]

stardew valley bachelor beta portraits vs final portraits!!!

prints: here and here

[daikunart]

[𝑅𝒲𝑅𝐵]

[willgrahamscock]

doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing