#post intro

[cannedcassy]

hi me llamo cast. 👌

What’s an introduction post? Fuck if i know!!!! I’m doing it because everyone else has one

hi my name is Cassy I’m 97 years old and I live in Detroit with my two moms three fathers and one non-binary adult roommate; I have officially become my own grandpa

sometimes my toast lights on fire (no this is not a joke) the toaster will start smoking

I put the toast butter on the plate WHILE the toast is roasting because I need to cut it ASAP it’s like right there what else am I supposed to do

I am eating some fired up toast right now and it is really good ! wowie this is actually exquisite !

I draw go ask me about my ocs or whatever I don’t care

( I most likely won’t post any thing about them if no one asks so :p )

if you are a mutual or not go harass my friends and tell them that Ol’ Detroit sent you 🫵😉

Friend list (how else are you gonna go harass them)

@very-obviously-imperfect

@winty-doodles

@pine-the-mighty

@starlord7000

also go draw koji wherever you can

( a koji for reference )

edit: harass might not be the best word. make their lives HELL and annoy them and then go tell them that Ol’ Detroit is about to kill themselves 👍

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Welcome to tumblr's own AITA!

The askbox is currently: CLOSED

Please submit your own stories to be judged by the court of tumblr! Each story will come with a poll, judgements are as follows:

YTA=You're the asshole NTA=Not the asshole (the other party is) JAH=Justified asshole (you’re an asshole, but like, I get it) NAH=No assholes here (everyone is some level of justified) ESH=Everyone sucks here (you're all assholes) INFO=Not enough information to judge (answer questions via reblog or reply, NOT my askbox please!)

Ready to submit yours? Read the FAQ first! (If it doesn't open for you on mobile, try opening it in your mobile browser instead of the app)

I've been talked into making a ko-fi, no pressure but if you want to throw me a couple bucks for keeping this train running, feel free to buy me a coffee! Never expected, always appreciated

[dhaaruni]

This early 2010s tweet is an eternal mood

[hellsitegenetics]

WARNINGS / FAQ / REQUESTS

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banned from BLAST for being too sexy

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thank you for reading! as a treat, enjoy this Trichosanthes cucumerina, or Snake Gourd flower.

[lemmingcarcass]

New day, new blog

Hello. I like to draw.

I draw these guys, among other things. I am currently very into deltarune.

[bob-artist]

Hi, New People?

For some unfathomable reason, Tumblr has decided to suggest my blog to brand-new accounts to follow, so I've had a crazy influx of followers who, of the ones that are genuine accounts, probably have no idea what they've signed up for. (sorry.)

Oh, and I also have some new bittern-loving followers who have a slightly better idea but might not know the whole story!

So, here's your chance to escape, if you so choose.

Anyway, I'm Bob! I've been here since like 2012. I mostly make comics, but I also do some prose writing, game dev, and general shitposting. Should you choose to continue following me, you will be subjected to such content as

Canada geese.

Like... a LOT of Canada geese.

Also ferrets, the love of my life. And other art and general musings about my favorite animals, including but not limited to bitterns, grebes, pheasants, parrots, crayfish, eels, every single other type of mustelid, alpacas, etc.

But, because I can't be bothered to make myself a consistent "brand," I also make

Very Gay Comics.

I can't emphasize this enough, because I kinda suspect all those plumbing company blogs didn't know this before following me. I make very gay comics.

I'm working on a new webcomic called Into the Smoke that's gonna launch soon. It's about a gay medium who binds himself to a killer ghost, and I think my new follower with the car financing blog is gonna love it.

Lots more on that soon.

Anyway, I don't want to make a super long post. I just want to make sure y'all understand that if you follow me, you will get

Canada geese

and

Very Gay Comics.

Cool? Cool.

[solartense]

please reblog/like if youre on therian / otherkin / alterhuman tumblr

im new here and looking for mutuals :P

(update: i hate to have to say this but this post got a lot more attention than i expected and I’m still not fully used to using tumblr ‘^^. i can’t quite go through all the likes and reblogs, but if you follow me or send me an ask i will likely follow back)

[http-lo]

Hai!! <3

A little about me :)

I’m 20, my pronouns are she/her. Yes, I am really a virgin. I’m a college student studying creative writing and art history. I’m a major book nerd! I love all kinds of genres, but especially horror and philosophy.

My kinks are (in no particular order):

Somno, cnc, kidnapping, corruption, bondage, praise/degradation, choking, slapping, knife play, bdsm, ddlg, pet play, age gaps, size kink, intox and more but that’s all I can think of currently😽

You can call me Kitty💕

Spoil me <3

[fairydares]

Friendly reminder that in another life, they faced the end of the world together.

[amygdalae]

his joyful little twirl :^)

[crazerk]

When you find yourself among the few women chosen to become a concubine in the Imperial harem, you have a chance to carve your place in court.

The life of a concubine might seem luxurious and idyllic, but behind the silken curtains of the harem, dangerous games are played. Games where the wrong words will cost your life, betrayal, lies and secrets are commonplace and gaining the shah’s attention is paramount to your survival.

Start out as a princess, disgraced noble or captive.

Intrigue, intrigue and more intrigue.

Dramatic events on par with a soap opera

Revenge, backstabbing, forbidden love, plots and more.

Rise the ranks by outsmarting or eliminating your rivals.

Produce and raise heirs to secure your place.

Influence politics through the emperor or seize power for yourself.

Learn fire magic or join a cult of chaos.

Live a life of leisure and the pursuit of higher education or a life of hedonism.

Inspired by the Sassanid dynasty and Persian mythology.

Shah Khazunef

He is calm, perspective and far less ruthless than his father before him but they share the same cunning nature and intimidating aura. Khazunef has deep brown skin, dark hazel eyes and silky mid length black hair that frames his face perfectly.

Fang

A former slave whose fighting prowess earned him freedom. He has since become a close friend of Khazunef and they regard each other as brothers. He serves as an informal advisor and spy to the shah but shirks any formal duties. Fang is charismatic and extroverted with copper red hair, rose skin and blue eyes.

Persa

Her name means dove and fits her gentle demeanor. She was raised a princess in a land of mountains and snow that was conquered by Shah Arzad. Upon the fall of her city and murder of her family, she was brought to the capital to serve in the palace. She has honey blonde hair, dark brown eyes and alabaster skin.

Ignasia

Ignasia is a fire priestess and staunch follower of the faith. Although born a noble, she gave up all claims and titles to serve in the fire temples as a guardian of the eternal flame. Ignasia has dark hair, darker eyes and a regal, reserved bearing.

Valide Zarayan

She is the ruthless and ambitious mother of Khazunef, originally a distrusted foreigner who rose to great power in the court of Shah Arzad. She rules over the harem like her own little kingdom and holds influence over her son.

Shahbanu Yaris

The wife of Khazunef and shahbanu of the realm. Yaris wed the emperor when he was 17 and she 26 in an alliance that strengthened the empire and influences it to this day.

Vizier Rubien

The grand vizier and advisor to the Emperor who Khazunef considers a father figure. Rubien is fiercely intelligent, loyal and wise. He remains dedicated to his work and helping the Emperor rule justly.

Averus

Averus is a high priest and soothsayer of the court. His advice is sought by all and a bad word about you from his lips can sully your reputation and relationships beyond repair.

Consort Iltani

Former consort and favorite of Shah Arzad. Her name is whispered like a curse, and her influence spreads far wide even though the valide has her currently imprisoned within the palace.

This story is for mature audiences, please proceed with discretion! Story will contain violence, drugs, alcohol, death, suicide, infanticide, harm to animals, miscarriages, abuse and sexual themes.

Demo

[dcandyland]

Welcome to Candyland!

Sit down, stay a while. Come marvel at the magic of this wonderful candy kingdom!

Remember friends! Follow the rules, and enjoy yourselves! Don't forget to be respectful to the folks here, they don't like rude children!

Warning! This blog may contain themes that are disturbing to some. Possible themes include:

Abusive themes

Blood

Body Horror

Cannibalism

Child death

Cursing and Swearing

Death

Disturbing imagery

Hallucinations

Kidnappings

Murder

Mild gore

Obsessive behavior

Religious themes or imagery

Scopophobia

Suggestive jokes and themes

Torture

Old Candyland archive blog -> @dca-candylandau-archive

[keef-art]

idk whos this horse killer guy but hes kinda hot

[dhaaruni]

She’s just like me fr

[khaopybara]

Ongsa, do you want me and Tinh to help you pursue Sun?

EARN PREEYAPHAT as CHAROEN, MILK PANSA as ONGSA NANNAPHAT and VIEW BENYAPA as AYLIN feat. FORD ARUN as TINH and JUNE WANWIMOL as LUNA episode 4 of 23 POINT 5

[most-normal-eccles-cake-ignorer]

while I was looking for gabriels in the intro, I noticed this redheaded person w dark clothing and lighthaired person w light clothing that appear to kiss in the theatre:

i'm making this about the 1941 kiss theory

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edit oct 7: a few kind people have mentioned that they remember a post from the official good omens account (possibly on twitter) that said the two people kissing are War & Pollution, and the shadow beside them is Famine. (If you have the link please send it this way! I have done a fair bit of searching but with no luck and it's haunting me bc it must be real but i can't find it)

@0owhatsamsays also pointed out that in the X-Ray bonus video "Title Sequence Easter Eggs" Peter Anderson says there are specific characters from season 1 in the highlighted boxes, and as you can see, the kissing booth (top level, far right) is one with a little trail of stars coming off of it.