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How to get rid of possums from your ceiling
The fun of living on a farm, surrounded by bushland. Birds singing, kangaroo’s hopping through the paddock…. …galah’s & cockatoo’s stealing all the ducks tucker, wombats digging holes under the fences and letting foxes through to get your chooks, monitors stealing eggs and eviscerating your waterfowl, feral goats breaking down fences to get at your nanny’s. Oh it’s…
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#Australia#baited trap#Big Angry Trev#ceiling#ceiling cavity#cloves#Garlic#lights lanterns#moth balls#Onions#possum#possum eviction#possum removal#possum trap#possums#roof#roof cavity
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About time I actually draw twisted designs, SHOUT OUT TO FOLKS WHO DRAW TWISTED DANDY CENTAUR-LIKE, YALL WERE MY INSPO FOR THIS, kinda had a bit of that one myth, Kuchisake-Onna, for some inspo regarding a "they look safe but aren't" vibe lol I'll clean it up and add a bit more to the design maybe
#possum's art#dandy's world#roblox dandy's world#dandy's world dandy#dawg uses the top 3 petals to hide the top half of his face#was gonna add eyes to the petals but thought against it lmao#ALSO ALSO UH ERMM i had a thought that he pretends to be trapped under some boxes or someshit then the moment you get close he springs out#to getcha lolll
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english ivy: assaulted
leaves: raked
gutters: clear
hvac unit: liberated from autumnal detritus
i have been forcibly removed from the garden
(i was ordered to go inside and sit the fuck down)
#mitttens vs nature#my life as a muppet#raked the deck off and sent the leaves down the back stairs. they completely obscured the fact there was a stairway there#i'm thinking of ways this could be an effective booby trap but the only creatures that use those steps#are squirrels and possums and stuff and the very occasional deer with a taste for my potted herb garden >.>#yes i distributed the leaves around the back yard and didn't leave the booby trap lol#i am just so pooped now lol#as mr mittens pointed out at least it wasn't shoveling snow and yeah... small favors i guess
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Today I brought the kittens and the one cat I managed to trap (their Aunt Relm) to the TNR clinic. They were all vaccinated, spayed/neutered, treated for fleas/parasites, and given a quick exam. Everybody's healthy (aside from some mild eye/ear discharge), and recovering! I've got some liquid dewormer to give the kittens for the next few days, I'm sure they'll love it. Relm will go back to her outdoor life tomorrow. I especially love her black nose on the orange face. She used to be so horribly skinny when I first saw her, and she's looking much healthier now!
I didn't manage to catch the kittens' mother, but I did open the door in the morning to find this rather embarrassed opossum. I sent him on his way.
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Lil guy
No he's not, he's was like 10 lbs. Beautiful though.
#hunting#trapping#live trap#taxidermy#vulture culture#nonhuman#nonhumanity#opposum#possum#!!humanely killed!!#!!not sport hunting!!#for fur and meat#a-r-taxidermy
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what if Kaneki had a possum in his roof and he had to try to slap the ceiling with a broom to scare it away or prove that it’s there
#nonono this one is a banger I promise#KANEKI. IN BASKETBALL SHORTS AND A SINGLET WITH A LITTLE DECAL ON IT. STANDING ON THE COUCH#BANGING ON THE ROOF WITH A BROOM#and then you hear shuffling running noises and a little screech from inside the ceiling while he stares up at it#he’s just watching it before looking over like “see there’s a possum up there”#I think he’d leave it alone after demonstrating to everyone that there’s a possum in the roof#but he’d get a trap to get it out and set it free because he hears enough scratching in his brain already#kaneki ken#kaneki
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* sneaks up and is immediately trapped*
POSSUM HAS BEEN TRICKED, THE CHMEESE IS A LIE
#opossum#possum#opossums#possums#ask#possum is me#ask blog#please ask questions#ask questions#i am possum#trap#possum is stuck#cheese#chmeese
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Ferrets are illegal in New Zealand? Do you know why?
They sure are! We have a very diverse native bird population here, quite a few of which are reasonably endangered, and are very protective over them so anything that could eat them and/or their eggs are considered pests and there's loads of programmes to eradicate them. Most of our bush reserve-y areas or predator-free forests have traps all over them and owning any as pets/ trying to import them into the country is extremely illegal. Our border patrol is so strict about biosecurity that you'll be fined heavily if you bring in so much as an undeclared apple core (I wish I was joking about this btw but it's like $400) and any animal products are picked apart for bugs and parasites, and if you're trying to import a pet, they have to be quarantined for a while. But yeah, ferrets = bad because of our birds
#james answers things#this also goes for weasles possums stoats feral cats rats and hedgehogs#those guys aren't illegal but they do get trapped a lot#maybe not feral cats#we did have a politician try to lobby to make cats (domestic or feral) illegal for a while#that didn't go down well
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I can’t be the only one that keeps receiving a tumblr ad that says MY CRAZY EX-WIFE but then it’s just a picture of a possum in a cage
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was talking to a guy today who works in conservation and he says it's weird talking about it to anyone in the same field from overseas because they're all real focused on stuff like preventing poaching and he's just over here like 'yeah no our main goal is killing animals.'
#the main thing in NZ conservation is that introduced pests are bloody murder for the local birds#so they do a lot a bunch of trapping and poisoning for rats and stoats and possums and things#I think he'd been in South Africa in particular#where obviously poaching is a bigger issue#NZ stuff#predator free 2050 baby
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PLEASE AND THANK YOU
"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW BATHROOM TRAP. 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚
#i love this#my new life quote apart from#a hUmAn cAlLeD mE a PoSsUm#i Am NOT a pOsSuM#in saw bathroom trap we trust and believe 👹🤞🏻#these are saw emojis#saw#sawposting#saw franchise#saw 2004#jigsaw#john kramer#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#emoji#emoji span
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my mom is an elementary school teacher at a high needs school so every now and then you get a story that is so wild it is (what we now call) abbott elementary worthy. and i think there was probably a rabid possum on parks and rec or something so rabid possums aren’t groundbreaking comedically. but i still lost it so hard i hyperventilated and started crying over this rabid possum story
#.txt#its NOT a hyperventilate and cry level story actually#but this week someone found a baby possum. in daytime which means likely rabid#what THEY didn’t know (and my mom didnt know which is insane bc her officemate is a huge gossip) is that LAST week they had a rabid adult po#ssum. so this is like the baby of the rabid mother#admin finds out we have a rabid possum when the classes of emotionally disturbed/high needs sped/non or low verbal autistic kids go to reces#s and there is a MAN on the playground#already insane. if you are a man alone you cannot walk by a school without having eyes on you in this day and age#this man saw the possim cross the road onto the playground#so he came out and trapped it for us#with what? well first admin grabbed a huge trashcan and just. plopped it over the baby#then the man goes to his car and retrieves AN ANIMAL TRAP CAGE THING#and captures the possum and then they called animal control to come get it
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I could never be a farmer id have to cull an animal or mercy kill something that got horrifically injured by my equipment and I wouldn't be able to do it and I'd cry for 7 days
#theres rats in the garden#courtesy of the excellent planning and landscape management of my city#(sarcasm(#the cut down the overgrown plots for once in like 5 years and all the rats moved obvs#so some are here#and a bird got hurt by a trap#and im squeamish so the rat that got killed made me as nauseous as the bird that got hurt#the bird is recovering#also there was a rat that got FUCKED UP#by a neighborhood cat or a possum or another rat idk#it was on deaths door#and i didnt have jt in me to put it out of its misery so i had to call my brother#but somehow it managed to get away even tho when i saw it it was literally 3/4 dead#anyway props to you people with stronger stomachs and stuff#im going to go lay face down and pretend my cat is empathetic enough to comfort me
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pairing: Hyunjin x gn!reader
genre: smut
word count: 0.5k
warnings: unprotected sex (don’t), spanking, dirty talk, use of term slut, creampie
notes: if you celebrate thanksgiving, happy thanksgiving lol and I hope you’re thinking of hyunjin like I am lol (lightly edited)
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Please do not copy, translate, modify, use, or repost this work without my permission ©️moonchild9350 (2024)
“Ah! Hyunjin please!” You pleaded as he slammed his hips into yours, the sound of skin hitting skin reverberating throughout your childhood bedroom.
Your face was smushed into the blankets, your eyes on your plushies and posters that are still on your wall, never having taken them down before you moved out.
“Shhh, gotta be quiet for me love. Don’t want your family to know how good I’m fucking you do you?” Hyunjin grunted as he slid his cock in and out of your warm walls.
You clenched around him in response, letting out a moan as he slapped your ass again and again, the flesh turning red with each hit. You gasped as his cock hit your sweet spot, massaging the area causing you to leak more arousal onto his length.
“Shit, you’re squeezing me love. Keep doing that and I’ll give you my cum.”
Hyunjin gripped your hips harder, his eyes trained on your ass as it rippled as you fucked yourself back on his cock. He groaned as he saw the ring of cream on his length, your wet pussy talking to him as he pummeled into you.
You were a babbling mess, drool dripping down onto your chin and bed as his cock pounded into your cervix, the pleasure mixed with pain taking you to new heights. You were close, the coil building in your belly with each drag of his cock against your walls.
You let out a shriek as his finger thumbed your rim, your pussy clenching as he applied slight pressure to the muscle.
“You gonna come love? Let your family know who’s fucking you like this? Let them know what a slut you are for my cock?”
With a cry you came, your walls spasming around his cock as you let out a stream of cries mixed with his name.
“That’s it love, let it out,” Hyunjin cooed as he continued to snap his hips into yours.
Hyunjin loved hearing your cries of pleasure, ever so responsive to him and his cock. He wants to reward you for being such a good girl. Film you with his cum until your dripping, your legs so shaky your family will know instantly what went down in your bedroom a few doors down from them.
Hyunjin thrusted into you again and again, low grunts falling from his lips. You moaned as his cock twitched within you before he spilled his warm cum within your walls.
You arched your back as he came, presenting your ass for him as he gripped the flesh, holding himself flush against you. With a grunt he withdrew his softening cock causing you to whimper.
Hyunjin grabbed your panties and slid them up your legs, trapping his cum inside.
“Want you to walk around filled with my cum love,” Hyunjin said with a smirked as he helped you get dressed.
You nodded and took a step to the door, your legs buckling slightly. Hyunjin caught you and chuckled, delight spreading through him.
“Oh they’ll definitely know what we were doing,” he said while giggling as he helped you back down the hall and back to your family.
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I found this thing ransacking my food stores and now I need a rabies shot
#YEEEEEEEESSSSS ANOTHER POSSUM DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!#and yes good thing!!#possums (while they rarely contract it themselves due to their body temperatures being lower than what can usually host the rabies birus#*virus) accidentally hit enter whoops#while they rarely host the virus they can still carry it!!#sorry. hyperfixation trap card activated#verrrrry lovely possum dragon#even got the little pink fingers!!!!#and the segmented tail 🥺🥺#if i was still active id be SO tempted to revisit mine and see if i wanted to update her genes to this
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Sweater Weather (part 2)
part 1 part 2!
content warnings: smut (MINORS DNI), Ford being kinda pathetic, afab!reader, praise (mostly from Ford <3)
summary: you borrow Ford’s sweater when it gets cold
author note: sorry this took so long to finish! I’m sick rn but I got it done lol
As you huffed and rummaged through your closet, you couldn’t find a single thing that was thick and long enough to shield your chilly body from the cold of the Shack. There was no fireplace down in Ford’s lab, and god knows Stanley was too cheap to install a thermostat, so you were left to scavenge for yourself like a hungry, cloth eating possum.
That is until you heard the door from across the hall creak, the one to Ford’s room. You stood silently for a moment before walking over there with a new idea in mind.
“I’m sure he won’t mind if I just borrow one of his, right?” You mumbled to yourself, shifting through the hangers in his closet. “he’s got like a million of em…” you mused to yourself, noticing how he just had 5 of the exact same red turtleneck in his closet. You pulled one out and threw it over yourself, embracing how the soft, thick wool embraced your goosepimpled skin. You shuddered, bringing your arms up to hug yourself to allow the garment to trap your body heat as it was a little big on you. And as you did, you could get a small hint of Ford’s natural scent that still clung onto the microfibres of the sweater even after being put through the wash. You took the collar and brought it up to your nose, closing your eyes and taking in a long, deep breath that sent a giddy shiver through your body. You loved the natural scent of your partner, and you remembered that one time you mentioned it and he went on to explain to you how that “was actually a sign that you two were biologically compatible”. You snorted, he always seemed to make even the most technical and “boring” aspects of romance more.. romantic. Deciding that this was sufficient, you trotted back downstairs to revisit your patiently awaiting boyfriend (even though he was probably incredibly focused on his work so you would hardly consider him waiting).
“Hi honey!” You cheered, entering the lab and closing the door behind you. Ford didn’t look back to greet you this time, but you could hear the smile in his voice from behind his head. He busily scribbled in his journal and gave you a wave with his free hand.
“Hello dear! I can trust you found something reasonable?”
You nodded a small ‘yeah’ and joined him again at his desk, standing behind him and resting a hand on the back of his shoulder. This caught his attention, and he lifted his eyes up from his page to peer at you from the corner of his eye. What you didn’t think would happen however, was his mouth dropping open with a slight gasp and his torso completely turning to face you. You almost jumped, suddenly unsure if you had somehow stepped over some kind of boundary.
“Oh, sorry, did you want me to put on something else?” You felt kinda bad now, feeling like you should have asked him first before taking something that was his. But he shook his head, his mouth quickly opening and closing as he tried to find the right words.
“Uh.. no! N-no- it’s-uh..” he brought a fist to his lips to clear his throat for a few long, awkward seconds. You furrowed your eyebrows, still not entirely sure if he was mad or just… surprised. Ford shook his head again, blinking rapidly and ducking his head down to gaze at his lap, collecting his thoughts as he squeezed his eyes shut momentarily before opening them again.
“It’s fine. You look…” he trailed off, placing a hand on his thigh and squeezing the fabric of his pants to try and get a grip on himself. “you look nice, I’m just..” he adjusted his glasses, lifting his head back up to you. Oh, that was a mistake. Seeing you looking so perfect in something that was his made him loose track of his thoughts all over again. He sucked in a sharp breath.
“Surprised. To see you in something of mine, is all…” he trailed off, his gaze wandering to the side so that he might have some semblance of dignity in explaining himself to you. But the red blush that was forming in his cheeks betrayed him.
You weren’t an idiot, nor were you blind, so you could definitely see how this was affecting him. And it made you a bit proud of yourself, and you hadn’t forgotten that your hand was still on his shoulder, so you rubbed your thumb gently back and forth a little, making his breath hitch.
“Oh good..” you chuckled “I was beginning to worry that you were upset that I took one of your sweaters.”
Ford let out a nervous laugh, his shoulders very obviously shaking under your touch as he looked up at you with a crooked smile. “Oh, no no no, my dear. Surprised, yes. Mad? No. Not at you, never at you.” He said softly, placing a hand on top of yours.
Now was your turn to blush and smile awkwardly. “Mind if I sit back down?”
“What?” Ford blinked, taking a second to realize what you meant. You had been sitting in his lap earlier. Ah, yes… right. “Oh! Um, yes! Yes, of course you can…” he opened his arms and shifted his legs towards you so that you could easily slide back onto his lap, he shifted himself awkwardly so that he was sitting right back in his previous position, only with one arm around your waist this time while the other furiously worked on his notations. Well… tried to anyway.
You were too damn distracting. With your body so close to his in that sweater that he owned. His sweater. His. On you. The image of you in it driving him crazy with the idea that it marked you in a way. Sort of. Like you wearing it was equivalent of you with a tattoo that read “Property of Stanford Pines”. And oh how that idea made him shiver. He shifted again in his seat, trying to avoid your gorgeous thighs from brushing up against the growing stiffness in his pants, not wanting to make it so obvious that he was in fact very, very aroused by this. By you. But it was getting harder to think, he was having to erase and re write words more than normal, his cursive was getting sloppy, he was writing too fast and his breath was becoming quick, all while you were mindlessly resting your head on his shoulder and clinging to him for stability, your eyes half lidded as they watched his free hand work. Which put on even MORE pressure for him to try and act normal. Just be normal, he told himself. But who was he kidding, he’s never been normal a day in his life. Oh god, that scent of yours was gonna be on that sweater for the next couple days. Was he absolutely sure that you weren’t a siren? He would have to run some tests. You had already told him that no, you weren’t, but damn it if moments like these didn’t make it hard for him to believe.
It wasn’t until a small “Ford, you okay?” left your lips that he realized that he was gripping your waist obscenely tight.
He gasped, immediately loosening his grip and dropping his pen. He turned to you with a wild look in his eyes. “Ah- no!”
You raised an eyebrow.
“I mean, yes! I mean.. uh…”
You lifted your hands to his face, caressing his cheeks and inspecting him. He remained silent as you turned his head gently to each side. “You’re burning up. I can leave if I’m distracting you.” You said softly with a genuine air of care in your tone, rubbing your thumbs along his stubbly cheeks. Oh, why did you have to be so genuine and sweet? You were making it all the more difficult for him to not feel disappointed with himself for getting so worked up by something so seemingly mundane. But in a hasty move, his hands flew to your wrists, his eyes wider than before.
“No!”
You furrowed your brows, waiting a few seconds as he collected his thoughts to speak.
“I’m sorry, this is very inappropriate of me. I shouldn’t be so worked up over this but I- you…” he sighed, hanging his head down in shame. “you just.. look very… tempting, like this.”
Your mouth dropped open, and a small “oh!” fell from your lips. “…really?” You chuckled, moving yourself closer to him in his lap which made him stiffen and lean back, trying to not let you see just how much you were getting to him. And you barely even had to do anything.
“Ah… yes.” He looked away from you, the blush in his cheeks and the shame in his eyes too much for him to bear to face you. You had to hold back your laughter at just how darn adorable he was being, you didn’t want to embarrass him.
“Oh, Stanford..” you cooed, bringing your lips to his for a kiss, making him jump in his seat. You expected him to shy away, but his other hand flew to your waist, bringing you closer. A small moan escaped him as you lifted your leg up and over to his side, effectively straddling his lap, and as you did you felt your thigh brush against his bulge, making him gasp. You smiled, not being able to help the small giggle that escaped you as you continued kissing him. He responded with an embarrassed groan as he gripped your waist tighter, digging his fingers into your sides through the thick fabric of the sweater.
“Mmmm… darling…” he huffed against your lips, not taking himself off of you for a second. You could feel his hot breath on your cheek as it quickened, his hands roaming over your body in a more feverish attempt to feel every inch of you like this, making the sweater hike up an inch or two above your torso. He quickly dipped his hand underneath to feel your skin against his fingers, rubbing sensual little circles into the dip of your waist with his thumb, squeezing any flesh he could get his fingers on.
“Mm..mm-my dear, please, if I don’t have you for at least a moment I’m afraid I won’t be able to finish the rest of my work..” he pleaded, pulling back and looking at you with big, desperate eyes behind his fogged up glasses. You melted at the sight, and made a mental note to wear his sweater more often.
“Do whatever you need to, sweetie~” you grinned, sighing and collapsing your lips back onto his, earning a muffled noise of excitement from him. Quickly things got heated, and Stanford lifted you up with a grunt, shifting one arm to cradle your perfect behind and the other to hastily shove aside his materials, knocking some to the floor by accident. But he didn’t care right now. All he cared about was you. Your body, your scent, your lips… just you. Everything was you right now. He gently laid you back down on his desk as he continued to kiss you, trapping you between his torso and the table. His tongue flickered out against your bottom lip in a desperate plea for access, which you oh so graciously granted. He let out a shuddering, whiny moan when you did, shyly sliding his tongue between your lips into your open mouth.
You sneakily reached back underneath your- well, Ford’s sweater that was on you, and undid the clasp of your bra, maneuvering the straps down your shoulders and out of each sleeve so that you could pull it down and out from under the garment. Ford felt you do this and opened his eyes momentarily to look down at you, his eyes scanning over the sight of you now; your nipples that were made hard by the cold poking through the fabric of his sweater. He didn’t think his face could burn any hotter. And he couldn’t think of a sight lovelier.
“My god…” he muttered, licking his lips involuntarily. You could see sweat already dripping from his forehead. “Dear, you are just…” he trailed off, his eyes flickered from your chest to your gleaming eyes. Exquisite. Beautiful. Show-stopping. More incredible of a sight than the Milky Way itself. Those were all the things he wanted to say, but the words caught in his poor throat. He gulped in an attempt to moisten his vocal cords so that he could speak. “M-may I…?” he whispered, not taking his eyes off of yours as he gently trailed a hand up your torso, his fingers twitching at the anticipation of maybe getting to touch you if you allowed it. And bless your good, kind heart, you nodded. He’d have to thank you thrice over after this.
He smiled and leaned back down to capture you in another hot, messy kiss as his hand excitedly flew up to cup your breast, squeezing it gently through the thick red fabric. His hand began moving in small circles against it, gently massaging the fleshy mound in an attempt to get you a little more warmed up, and by god was it working with the way his palm pressed into your sensitive bud as it moved in little circles. Even beneath the sweater, you could feel almost every sensation of his touch. His other hand moved under the sweater, squeezing your waist gently to hold you in place while he began to kiss down your jaw, he lifted the hand on your waist now to cradle the back of your head as he went down to attack the column of your neck, using two of his fingers to push down the collar so that it wasn’t in the way of his numerous little love bites he was leaving between kisses.
“Oh god… Ford..” you moaned, tilting your head back to give him more access. And you had no idea how much that just spurred him on. What could he really say? You drove him crazy. He shuddered when he heard that, biting into your neck a little harder.
“S-say that again… my dear.. p-please..” he whispered huskily, his hot breath on the skin of your neck.
You felt your cheeks beginning to flush and let your stuttering lips utter his name again. Which earned a little whimper from him as he pushed his lips back up into yours again, his brows were furrowed as if he were focused intensely on an important project. The more little noises and gasps he earned from you, the more he felt his hips began to unintentionally push up against you. His bulge aching very obviously in his slacks, the hardness pressing to your core. His hips started to buck in little spastic moments, not able to contain his lust for you.
“Mmm.. mm.. ohhhh…” Ford shuddered as he found a steady rhythm for him to desperately rut against you, despite you both still having your pants fully on. He was essentially dry humping you now through your jeans, causing you to bring your legs up a little to cling to his sides as he had you laid comfortably back on the desk still. You felt his fingers give your nipple a little pinch, rubbing it between his thumb and index finger gently making you moan. He wanted more of that. That sound. He wanted to record that and put it in an audio piece to install into his brain so that he could hear it whenever and wherever he wanted with complete and utter discrepancy. Surely he could do that, right? If he could have a metal plate installed why not something as simple as that?
Ford moved his hand to sneak under the sweater, his fingers ghosting against your skin and meeting your breast once more. Doing the same mannerisms he had beforehand, only now he was able to feel your supple, beautiful bare skin against his fingers. He sighed happily at the contact, deciding he wanted more and shoving his other hand under your sweater, cupping your other breast and kneading and massaging it under his large, rough palm. Switching between squeezing them and then rubbing them in small circles, purposefully pressing his palms against your hard, sensitive buds.
“Mmmmphh~ Oh.. darling” he panted against your lips. “darling you feel divine…” he said shakily, and before you could get any response out he pinched both your nipples, making you squeak in surprise. Oh god, that little sound you made… it was a miracle he didn’t cum right then and there in his pants. He began to move his head down again, leaving a trail of hot, hasty kisses against your neck as he mumbled “I’m sorry.. I need to..”
You breathed out a shaky little “huh?” before feeling his hands slide down your torso and over your hips, gripping onto them firmly to move you up his desk so he could duck his head down to your chest, shoving the sweater fabric to bunch up to your collarbone revealing your perfect torso, tummy, and chest. All bare and all for him. God, your tits looked fucking fantastic, his sweater made a perfect arch above them, framing them in a way that welcomed him to stare at. He suddenly got an idea, he gripped the bunched up fabric and held it to your lips. “You may want to bite down on this.” He suggested, making your eyes widen, but you did as he told you to and gently took what you could between your teeth, the sight making him shiver. You didn’t even have to do much, did you? Seductress.
Ford wasted no time in moving back down to wrap his lips around your nipple, taking the sweet bud gently between his lips and caressing the other with his fingers, tweaking and squeezing the one between his fingers and kissing and sucking on the one in his mouth. Rolling his tongue around the pebble occasionally. His breathing was heavy against your skin and his other hand squeezed your hip to keep you in place for him. God, he just loved you like this. Laid out for him to adore and worship and play with. He gave your breast a rough little squeeze, making you gasp, but it was muffled by the sweater. Ford groaned, the sound vibrating through his mouth onto your chest. He switched his mouth to the other side, taking his hand from your hip to hold your breast that was now slick with his own saliva, and he did the same thing as before. Earning another little sigh and a coo of his name from your sweet, angel voice.
“Ohhhh… my darling..” he murmured, kissing you down the swell of your gorgeous mound, squishing it up slightly, then your torso, then your stomach. He reached down to bring your hips into his grip by both hands, lifting them slightly so he could bury his face into the flesh of your lower stomach just above the waistband of your jeans and leave a long, deep, lingering kiss.
“Mmmmphhh… mmmm~” he moaned into your skin, making you giggle.
“Dear you’re absolutely stunning… a goddess… may I..?”
Ford tugged sheepishly at your jeans, hooking a finger into one of the empty belt loops and looking up at you with a shy, begging expression. And how could you say no to such a face? With his glasses all crooked and his silver hair a mess over his eyes. His cheeks still redder than an apple orchard. With a grin, you enthusiastically nodded, making him beam and continue to kiss your abdomen, closing his eyes and carefully unbuttoning your pants to peel them down off your thighs. Ford didn’t ever think he would get over that feeling, of undressing you and revealing your perfect skin to him. Like he was unwrapping a present only he got to bear witness to. After tugging them the rest of the way down your beautiful legs, discarding them completely, he took a moment to appreciate the sight between your legs, feeling a little less embarrassed too at just how hard he currently was. If the wet stain on your panties at your core was anything to go by, you were just as aroused as he was. And Ford couldn’t help but feel a small sense of pride swell in him that he was able to elicit that kind of excitement from you.
Ford immediately got on his knees, feeling that this was the most appropriate position for him to be in at all times when he was with you like this to be honest. You deserved no less than complete and utter worship in his mind. He wasted no time grabbing your thighs, hoisting them both up over his shoulders and turning his head to each side to leave an even amount of kisses on each one. He nearly creamed when he felt your hands reach down to play with his hair. No, he would not let himself do that, not yet at least. Despite how much he wanted to just say fuck it and yank you down onto his lap, or get back up on top of you and fuck into you senseless like you were rabbits trying to go for a world record of most litters in one spring, his sense of self control was impeccable. Especially right now. He wanted, no, he needed to treat you like a princess. Because that’s what you were. A princess. Yes exactly. His mouth continued to kiss and suck on the flesh of your inner thighs as his fingers dug into you, making you squirm and shiver under his touch as well as a few moans and whispers of his name that tickled his ears and made his cock twitch under his slacks. Ford was certain that if he looked down, he would see a rather embarrassingly large wet spot right where his tip ached. But he tried not to think about it, as hard as that was right now. No pun intended. He just thanked the stars you were laying on top of his table, unable to see any of the humiliating turmoil he was experiencing down below.
Ford hooked a finger around the hem of your panties as he continued to suck and bite up your thigh, leaving a hot wet trail of his spit along your skin. He yanked at the undergarment gently a few times to ask permission as his mouth was occupied with marking your flesh.
You nodded from where you laid back on the desk, letting out a shuddering breath. “Yes.. please, Ford… god yes..”
And that was all he needed to hear. Ford removed his mouth from your skin for only a millisecond, eager to get his lips back on you with the speed of which he removed your underwear. He lifted one of his hands from your thigh and let it rest on his shoulder that was broad enough to have it just sit there, and slowly ran two fingers up your already wet slits, shivering at how slick you already were for him. Just perfect enough to part your folds and slide two fingers in, just to warm you up before the main event.
He heard a long, deep moan come from you and only wished he could see your face when you did that. Imagining what it must have looked like only made his trousers tighter if you could believe it. He almost didn’t, but then again, it was you. Ford wouldn’t be too shocked if you had been able to make ejaculate with just a look. And some days… well he got pretty close.
He twisted his wrist upward so that he cupped your pussy, his fingers curling in and out of you and making sure he was pressing the ball of his palm against the sensitive button that rested atop of your vulva. Rubbing it in tandem with his fingers. Ford could already feel your clit begin to pulse and swell under his touch, making him groan against your thigh. He took in a deep breath to capture your scent in his nose but also to steady himself from the sounds of pleasure you were making because of him. He wasn’t sure how much longer he would be able to hold out. He had to make you cum, and quickly. So he removed his hand from your heat, and despite the desperate little whine that escaped you he managed to keep his composure for just a second. Ford peered up at your face from where he kneeled, and being rather tall he could still view you as if he were hovering on top of you, and by god did you look exquisite. Your face was flushed, your chest heaved and your lips quivered as you begged him for more of his touch. Oh, that was music to his ears.
“Mmm.. Ford….” You whined, rubbing your thigh against his stubbly cheek to signal for him to keep going- which drove him insane. He wished you would do that more often and made a mental note of that. To have the flesh of your thigh pressed against his face… ohhh.. he shuddered.
Ford had to catch his breath to mumble out a quick response. “I-I know dear, I know…” he chuckled, kissing softly along your other thigh one more time before pressing his mouth to your open folds, his tongue immediately made its way into your opening and tasted you fervently. The sounds he was making were comparable to that of a man that hadn’t eaten in days. Ford’s face was sufficiently pressed up against your core, his nose rubbing up against your clit. Unintentional, but nonetheless welcome as it provided even more friction and the pleasant sensation of his hot, heavy breaths on it as he ate you out. His tongue curled in and out of your hole as he squeezed and rubbed your upper thighs, working you like a muscle. He brought you in closer if that was even possible, hearing your rough and jagged panting from above him encouraging him to keep going. Ford groaned when he felt your thighs squeeze around his head more, smushing his glasses up his nose a little bit and making his eyes roll back into his head. God, you were beautiful. So so beautiful and too good for him. He should be thanking you for even letting him do this. And when you started to roll your hips forward into his mouth, he couldn’t help the way his own hips twitched upwards, like he was hoping to find some release by grinding into the air, but to no avail.
“Oh god.. Stanford…. ahhh….!” you gasped, tilting your head back against the cold, metal desk as your back arched slightly. That earned an even louder groan from him, his eyebrows slanting upwards. Ford felt his member twitch again when you gripped his silver hair tighter, and he almost lost himself there. But he continued to hold on for you, determined to make sure you were satisfied first. He began to suck on your clit, taking advantage of its sensitivity and running his tongue over it, he switched between that motion and shoving his tongue inside you, attempting to do both at once. And he was succeeding.
“Ahhhh! Oh god.. Ford.. I’m.. close!” You panted, gripping onto the edge of the table. You could feel your thigh muscles begin to tense as you rode yourself to your release. You came hard into his mouth, head tilting back and lips falling open as you groaned. Your legs curled inwards to keep Ford in place as you came down from your high. And he would not complain at all. He drank in the sweet honey substance, revelling in the taste of you as he continued to gently run his tongue up your labia to soothe the sensitivity.
Ford slowly began to pull away, panting and wiping a hand under his nose that was covered in your slick. He peered up at you to admire the mess he reduced you to. God you were stunning. He watched as you attempted to catch your breath, rubbing a thumb into the flesh of your thighs soothingly.
“That’s it… you did so good for me, my love.” He sighed, resting a cheek on your thigh.
You chuckled breathlessly, trying to lift yourself up to sit. You propped yourself up on your elbows and gazed at Ford through your lashes.
“thank you.. you were the one who did all the work, though” you said shyly, feeling kinda bad that he only ever seemed to focus on your pleasure. But every time you brought it up, he would shake his head and tut. Claiming that your pleasure was his.
Ford chuckled, standing up between your legs to lean down and plant a kiss to your lips. Trying to hide the fact that he was rather a mess himself. But your eyes drifted downward, seeing the very obvious stain on his slacks where his cock previously pressed up against the fabric and was now flaccid. You quickly put two and two together and realized…
“did you already…?”
You asked with a slight tease in your tone. He tried to play it off like he had no idea what you were talking about. But he knew he couldn’t hide anything from you.
“W-what? No, no I-“ his cheeks burned a red that reached the tips of his ears. He sighed. “Uh…” he gulped, feeling the burning embarrassment of 10,000 suns in his body.
You almost didn’t believe it just by the sheer flattery of it. Ford came, in his pants, just from getting to eat you out.
You giggled and brought his lips to yours again, digging your fingers in his hair.
“Don’t be embarrassed, Ford. I think it’s hot..”
Ford nearly choked on his own air. Adjusting his foggy glasses he sputtered out a nervous, disbelieving “Y-y-you do?!”
You nodded, bringing him closer to you. He stumbled a bit.
“Should we.. get cleaned up, then?”
Ford breathlessly chuckled, scratching the back of his head. Still a bit embarrassed but not nearly as mortified as before. “Ah.. yes, y-yes, let’s.”
He lifted you up off the desk, his sweater falling back over you and easily covering the intimate parts of your body. You both exchanged a loving little peck before taking the secret way to his room, lest he go through the shame and embarrassment of any of the Shack’s residents see him like this.
You’d have to borrow Ford’s sweaters more often.
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