#portles

[lightprkdraws]

I had to draw THE photo from the messenger game by @needcake

Also I feel like it's very dangerous to give me a fic that includes two of my favourite characters as a pairing XD I hadn't considered this ship previously, but now I definitely am...

meanwhile:

[snappingthewalls]

[unverbalise]

UGLY DOLLS : Editorial Movie Review

Researched and written by Editor Manogya Singh and Published by Editor Mrinali Jadhav POV as an audience  So “UglyDolls�� is the most adorable movie directed by Kelly Asbury and produced by Jane Hartwell. The characters from the movie are so cute and lovely. The colourful enigma of the characters makes the scenes more lively and enchanting. The story goes in the direction of a group of…

[touchoffleece]

Think of the gay panic from GLaDOS at having to come to terms she grew to like someone besides yeeting a metal block at them with a heart etched on it. Think of the smug but Chell when they reunite for some adventure against invading aliens.

The fact that GLaDOS drops Chell off in a post apocalyptic world but we never get to see canon rugged post apocalyptic survivor Chell has harrowed me for 7 years. That is like the one reason I wanted a Portal 3. I NEED to see her timeskipped with 20% more stress induced gray hairs, and a rifle, and tattered jacket, and bandaged hands, and chilling and cooking a rotisserie headcrab over a fire in her impromptu camp with like her long stretch of chain reaction physics based traps surrounding it, and she is using the companion cube as a bench. I know she has the will to carve it out, out there

[killerwizrd555]

I've been oranged!

[turtles-hurtles-with-gurtles]

Kinda wanted to do Mikey for this. What i think CJ would see if F!Mikey didnt die while opening the portal and threw him in the portl instead of Leo

[snappingthewalls]

[alexthetrain1]

portl

[mayzies]

Hey, after some time talking to friends n loved ones I’ve decided to make a GFM to help me make rent for the next month while I am searching for a better job where I won’t get sexually harassed and such. I’d really appreciate any signal boosts if possible

[enrichment--center]

happy 12 th anniversary Portle 2 ❗🎉🎉

[olive-otterton]

More Fanfic

I wrote more fanfic- and it's not finished or released yet- but I wanna try and get chapter 1 out soon with at least 4k words

it's a gravity falls fanfic where my (admittedly cringe bilford) oc and Stan take the trip to Ford in Gravity Falls together (this is set 30 years before the show, before Ford gets portled lol)

I want it to be a fluffy fic where they become like a parent and son duo and Ford is more of an ass than he is in the show before he gets chucked into the portal and Stan and my oc both agree they will take this to their grave :p

ama abt the plot or my oc if you want lol- I'm just excited to yap abt it (and my user's ra5pberry_jam if anyone's curious)

[esa-marie]

My friend is running a one shot and I thought I'd doodle the character I whipped up for it!!! Portle the Tortle :3

[anxious-copper-wp]

YO- I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED A CENSORED VERSION OF STEVEN UNIVERSE LAST NIGHT- I WAS ON FOXTEL LIVE TV AND THAT ONE EPISODE WHERE STEVEN, SADIE AND LARS GET STUCK ON THE ISLAND WITH THE INVISIBLE GEM CREATURE- ANYWAY- IT DIDNT SHOW SADIE AND LARS’ KISS AND THAT ONE SCENE WHERE LARS FINDS OUT SADIE COVERED THE PORTLE WAS CUT, IT WAS LIKE “you trapped us here so you could come on to me!” AND THEN IT WAS CUT TO STEVEN SAYING HE WAS ALSO MAD WHILE SADIE AND LARS HIT EACHOTHER, THERE WAS NO ‘you kissed me on the mouth!!’ OR ANYTHING- I STOPPED WATCHING IT AFTER THAT 😭😭😭🤩🤩

[vitl]

portle tuerret

[callistocomet]

PORTLE. YEAH

[hazzyking]

I want to apologize in advance for the ending

Gale is a whole mood for this entire work

@fanaticsnail requested to be tagged in all things Astarion

Revenge

"Is this a fucking joke?" Lovissa snapped as her heels clicked against the marble halls.

"Good morning, Lovissa," Wyll sighed, placing his head in his hands. "What can I do for you?" Wyll spoke calmly as ever. He's certainly learned to deal with her temper all these years.

"Humane living conditions for Vampire Spawns!? What are they, dogs?" She snapped again

"Well, to some people they are," Shadowheart commented, rolling her eyes.

"Bold of you to make a comment like that. We were all there. We all saw his life, their life. The life that monster was making them all live. It wasn't just inhumane. It was plain cruel, " Lovissa trailed off, clutching onto a necklace her lover had given to her. "We should all just go and kill all the vampire lords. None of them deserve to live." She seethed, clutching her fists.

"Now, this is exactly why you're standing where you're standing." Wyll said, smirking slightly.

"That's so fucking unbecoming of you" Lovissa spat, her words laced in venom. "Both. Of you," she said, turning on her heels and leaving the building. Gale was leaning against a pillar petting a cat when he saw her storm past him.

"Lov? What happened?" Gale said as he hurriedly caught up to her."Please don't make me run, not in this robe, " Gale pleaded, which caused Lovissa to roll her eyes and slow her pace.

"This is why I didn't want to save his father. I fucking hate politicians" Lovissa snarled. "I hate you for forcing heroism onto me!" Lovissa yelled storming deeper into the city.

"I- where are you going?" Gale asked as he chased after her.

"I need to see a vampire about mass destruction and revenge. Since you heroes won't help us, " Lovissa spoke clearly as she walked into the darker parts of the city. "He said there was a portle somewhere around here" she muttered to herself "you comming?"

"To the Underdark? No way, are you insane? It's been years since we've done any kind of adventure-"

"Maybe for you" Lovissa smirks as she picks the lock to an old cellar.

"If he wanted you to go down there why don't you have a key?" Gale arched his brow, now interested in the couples games.

"Gotta keep those skills good. For when we go and kill all the vampire lords" Lovissa smirked opening the lock "see? Just gotta find the sweet spot" Lovissa winked and jumpped down into the portal.

"Why is this woman still my friend" Gale cries to himself and jumps into the portal following after her.

In the Underdark, Gale follows close behind Lovissa, as if they haven't been down here before, Lovissa seems to know exactly where she's going, and when she approaches a little hut, Gale realizes what this meeting spot is exactly for. "Hello, lover- ah, Gale?" Astarion emerges out from the hut with no shirt on and a grin that would make a nun blush, but as soon as he lays eyes on Gale, his eyes go from sharp, to rounded and he immeadatley gets filled with annoyance.

"Don't ask," Lovissa sighed as she brushed past Astarion, her hand lingering on his naked chest. "Maybe later, Darling," Lovissa smirks. "Put a shirt on." Lovissa sighed, sitting at the wood carved kitchen table, motioning Gale to sit with her. Astarion kept his glare sharp on Gale as he grumbled and walked to his bedroom to put on a shirt. This was certainly not the visit Astarion was expecting.

"I would personally rather be home with my cat," Gale said, sitting across from Lovissa. Astarion's sarcastic chuckles can be heard from down the hall.

"We need to talk. This Is serious" Lovissa pressed Gale.

"I seriously do not want another adventure with you two"