CH3T tries to tell the crew about the stowaway he and Raz found on the ship- however, he catches the other crewmates at an inopportune moment...
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Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Well I did fix the leak in the vents.
[Jaded & fuitgummybat giggle]
dartheritis: CH3T’s gonna think back- was there any indication on the computer that there was a leak in the vents?
Berrybrew: According to the sensors, no. But it is possible that the sensors may have malfunctioned.
CH3T (dartheritis): Hm. I have no objections to this. Your presence would be advantageous to our ship maintenance. However, I would like to consult with the other members of the team.
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Yeah, that’s totally fair! I get that.
dartheritis: CH3T’s gonna facetime everyone else on the ship and who’s on the planet right now.
CH3T (dartheritis): Hello everyone. I am sorry to intrude, however, I have a small question that I need to ask.
Ace (fuitgummybat): Uh- Hey, uh, CH3T, could you like maybe, call me in like five minutes?
CH3T (dartheritis): Is everything alright?
Ace (fuitgummybat): I’m in the little Decksetter’s room, could you just like-
[Porokiin laughs]
CH3T (dartheritis): Well, this is a group call-
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Yeah, you gotta hang up, dude! He’s poopin’!
CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, this is a group call, you can-
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): He’s poopin!!
CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, you gotta-
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): You gotta hang up!!
[Laughing]
CH3T (dartheritis): HERMAN, PLEASE.
scoutingforconcrete: You group-called us, didn’t you?
dartheritis: Yeah, this is a group call!
CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, this is a group call-
Raz (Jaded): Just keep the camera above the waist, Ace…
CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, this is a group call, you have to leave. If I leave, it’ll end the call. I need to confer with the others.
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Oh jeez, I really hope he’s not dropping a death charge… We’re all gonna hear it!
Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] ACE!! ACE, HURRY UP IN THERE!
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Are you a shy pooper?
Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] I AM HAVING A CRISIS.
CH3T (dartheritis): Horus, you need to answer your phone. I must ask you an important question.
Ace (fuitgummybat): Horus! HORUS! You need to answer your phone!!
Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] Izzat CH3T?? CH3T, TELL HIM TO HURRY UP!
Ace (fuitgummybat): I’m TRYING, I can’t shit any faster!!
[Laughing]
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): I have a homemade remedy that could help with that!
CH3T (dartheritis): Do not listen to him.
Ace (fuitgummybat): Wait, is that- Is that Herman??
Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] Is that that crazy fuck?!
CH3T (dartheritis): Yes, that was the question I was inquiring about. Herman snuck onto our ship and-
Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] WHY IS HE IN THE CALL??
CH3T (dartheritis): Herman snuck-
Ace (fuitgummybat): Gimme just a second-
fuitgummybat: Ace drops from the call.
[Laughing]
CH3T (dartheritis): Herman was on our ship and has stowed away for five days. He is willing to offer his services to clean the ship. Natasha, do you have any objections to this?
Natasha (scoutingforconcrete): Uh… Yeah, he can’t go in the hangar. He’s not allowed in the hangar. Or my room. If I find him in my room, uh… he will not be…
[Laughing]
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Okay, so hangar and the room is off limits- I can work with that!
CH3T (dartheritis): Horus, do you have any objections to this?
fuitgummybat: Is Horus even in the call??
dartheritis: No! Ace hung up, you’re gonna have to-
CH3T (dartheritis): Horus, you need to answer y-
dartheritis: I’m just gonna DM Horus personally.
CH3T (dartheritis): [Through text] Please answer the phone. I need to talk to you.
Horus (Porokiin): Alright, alright, whaddaya want?
CH3T (dartheritis): Herman stowed away on our ship and is now offering his services to clean the ship. We have already barred-
Horus (Porokiin): You killed ‘im, right?
CH3T (dartheritis): No.
Horus (Porokiin): Then why are you callin’ me?!
CH3T (dartheritis): He is offering his services to clean the ship. We have already barred him from the hangar and Natasha’s room.
Horus (Porokiin): Add my room to that, please.
Ace (fuitgummybat): [In the background] Okay Horus, I’m done.
CH3T (dartheritis): Welcome back, Ace.
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Y’know, I’ll just make it a flat rule not to go in anyone’s personal room, just-
CH3T (dartheritis): That would be wise.
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): -as a foundation to our agreement-
Ace (fuitgummybat): Okay, I’m back on the call- Horus is in the bathroom now.
scoutingforconcrete: He just joined the call! Oh- Horus didn’t hang up.
dartheritis: Horus didn’t hang up!
fuitgummybat: OH GOD
[Laughing]
Jaded: Find out why they call him Boomer!
dartheritis: Horus really is a bitch that shits.
Porokiin: You just hear like, the start of a scream, cut off by the call hang-up sound.
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): That man needs medical assistance.
CH3T (dartheritis): Yes.
scoutingforconcrete: Wait, didn’t he already get medical assistance last session??
Porokiin: Yeah!
dartheritis: No, no. That was to cure his genes, not his constipation.
Ace (fuitgummybat): Well I mean, that’s what happens when you clear out the entire buffet table-
Porokiin: No, the problem is, now that his DNA damage is gone, all of his systems are ACTUALLY working like they should, so-
dartheritis: Oh, so he just had the runs 24/7 beforehand!
Ace (fuitgummybat): Okay so- Herman’s on our ship??
CH3T (dartheritis): Yes.
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Yeah, hi!
Ace (fuitgummybat): Hi.
Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Did you poop good?
[Laughing]
Ace (fuitgummybat): Y’know what, Herman? Yeah, I did. I was rushed toward the end, but I came to a clean victory.
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