#porky guy

[sahnejungsliebhaber]

Wenn Ihr dieses Bild von mir seht, denkt Ihr wahrscheinlich: „Mann muss der sich auch noch so vollfressen so dick und rund wie er schon ist.“ Ja ich gleiche immer mehr einem menschlichen Schwein. Aber Ihr solltet meine Geschichte erfahren. Nach meinem ersten Semester in dem ich fünf Kilo zugenommen hatte und der Abgabe der Seminararbeit – nochmal zwei Kilo, bin ich drei Wochen in die Karibik gefahren um mich vom Stress zu erholen und da ich aufgrund von Krankheit keine Abifahrt machen konnte. Ich dachte ich gönne es mir mal. Natürlich habe ich mich fleißig am Buffet des Luxusressorts bedient. Ein Angestellter hat mich regelrecht animiert dazu. Doch danach wurde ich nicht zum Flughafen chauffiert, sondern zu einem Gebäude wo ich gewogen und an einen Kunden verkauft wurde. Ich hatte noch einmal achteinhalb Kilo zugelegt. Man pries mich als verfressen und faulen jungen Burschen an, der sich selbst gemästet hat. Man hat dort alle pummeligen Jungs, die dort im Hotel erfolgreich verführt worden sind, sich dicker zu futtern, verkauft. Wir wurden gefesselt auf ein Boot gehievt teilweise mit einem Kran. Wir wurde auf diese kleine Insel gebracht und leben ein Luxusleben solange wir uns ständig mit Essen vollstopfen und sonst meist nur schlafen. Falls nicht gibt es Elektroschläge. Ab und zu kommen zahlende Besucher die uns füttern, uns ins Ohr flüstern zu was für träge feiste Schweine wir uns doch gemästet haben und Sex mit uns haben. Einige die Monate vor uns oder gar ein ganzes Jahr zuvor auf diese Insel verschleppt wurden, sind mittlerweile so fett, dass sie sich nicht mehr bewegen können. Seid vorsichtig und fresst nicht so viel auch wenn Ihr im Urlaub seid!

When you see this picture of me, you probably think: “He's going to gorge himself as fat and round as he already is.” Yes, I look more and more like a human pig. But you should know my story. After my first semester in which I had gained five kilos and the submission of my seminar papers - another two kilos, I went to the Caribbean for three weeks to recover from the stress and because I couldn't go on a high school graduation trip due to illness. I thought I would treat myself. Of course, I diligently helped myself to the buffet at the luxury resort. An employee really encouraged me to do so. But afterwards I wasn't chauffeured to the airport, but to a building where I was weighed and sold to a customer. I had put on another eight and a half kilos. I was advertised as a greedy and lazy young lad who had fattened himself up. They sold all the chubby boys who had been successfully seduced in the hotel to put on weight. We were tied up and hoisted onto a boat, some of us with a crane. We were brought to this small island and live a life of luxury as long as we keep stuffing ourselves with food and otherwise mostly just sleep. If not, there are electric shocks. From time to time, paying visitors come to feed us, whisper in our ears about what lazy fatty pigs we have fattened ourselves up to be and have sex with us. Some of us who were dragged to this island months or even a whole year ago are now so fat that they can no longer move. Be careful and don't eat so much even if you are on vacation!

[ducktracy]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TICKETS ARE ON SALE FOR THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RELEASE DATE MARCH 14TH!!!!!

as the self appointed, officially unofficial Pig & Duck Embassador, it is my duty to let you know that TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!!!! GOOOOOO GO GO GO GO SEE THIS MOVIE AND DRAG YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU!! go see it twice, thrice, four times!! i'm going to be really obnoxious about this movie and expect you to do the same!! let's out-obnoxious each other, and start by yelling at your friends to GO SEE THIS FILM!!

[taxlthomas]

ouiugh save me porky pig save me

[kunikuus]

oh hey porky . from the mother series . specifically mother 2 . also known as earthbound .

[sightseerbat]

HOT F*CKING TAKE INCOMING CAUSE I’VE LOST MY SANITY:

BOOM.

AND TO PROVE MY POINT:

Not to brag here, but I COOKED.

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Ok who I am fooling. YES TO BRAG. I COOKED HARD.

I COOKED SO HARD GORDON RAMSAY WOULD BE ALL

[bluebeeery]

decided to fill out this template in my style :3 stupidheads i hope they explode

original template - @psionyxx

template post

[letmesleepwhileiwork]

MY DEMONS (aka the bunny outfit again)

THE DEMONS TOLD ME T0 DRAW IT IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR

They whispered it to me- and like a moth to flame I was drawn to it wholly against my will.. I should get my degree in demonic possession instead of biochemistry. Anyways enjoy the smooches

(My college better not have Tumblr access or they are kicking my a** OUT)

[porkyratt]

Grif waz here!!!!!

ME N MY AWESOME FRIEND!!!! @/johndoom.cosplays on Instagram!

Finally someone fucking killed him thank god

[milolunde]

public proposal GONE WRONG *NOT CLICKBAIT* (HES PREGNANT?)

[cosmitasia]

Thinking pre-timeskip tazmily was some quaint utopia tainted by Porky/capitalism flattens the story quite a bit. In my opinion, the point was since the Tazmilians chose to forget history instead of learn from it, they were susceptible to the same downfalls as before, Porky just accelerated it.

Tazmily likely would have lasted much longer without his involvement, but their ignorance made them easy to persuade into speedrunning inhumane industrialization and consumerism, so they may have made the same mistakes more gradually without his interference.

[ducktracy]

absolutely a byproduct of watching too much Duck Dodgers but i could hear this post so viscerally clear in Joe Alaskey’s voice and could picture it so clearly that i had to actualize my vision

[taxlthomas]

what if i

[dendenpadreamer]

Pet emotes for your chosen scrungly: mother extras edition vol. 1

[duckapus]

My guess on why Porky and Daffy call each other best friends instead of brothers in The Day the Earth Blew Up is that a duck and a pig being siblings invites questions that Porky is too self-conscious and Daffy too scatterbrained to answer.

[bluebeeery]

was told by a close friend to post some of my mother 3 art because im very normal about this game, so enjoy these small snacks

spoiler warning for a lot of these !!

[porkyratt]

commission for my super awesome friend @/johndoom.cosplays on instagram!! What a joyous day where I got to draw two of my fav characters I'm so lucky