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MrMime: she shouldn't be surprised, team rocket was known for crimes of all times. Pikachu: such as? MrMime: well there's the illegal slowpoke snacks, illegal digging with pokemons, selling tropius bananas instead of bananas..
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#pokemon#team rocket jessie#jessie#delia ketchum#pocket monsters#poor woman#she married with her son's murderer..but i dont blame her#love makes one blind..
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Imagine being Ocie, coming home after an intense mind-melting and heart-dropping meeting where you learned not only are you at war with the god of your home realm, and that your sister is still dying and now her kid is also in danger, but that your boyfriend who you've been mourning for weeks is in fact not dead but a god, only to walk in and see said god with your brother, who'd been out looking for your (once again) missing son, holding said son like,
"Hey, found the boy. Ignore the blood, it's not his or ours. Anyway, who wants waffles?"
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Anytime anything navia relatrd comes out in genshin I just know I'm going to hear about it on this blog lmao-
Also! Angey someone said navia is the princess peach of genshin 🤭 would you fight bowser for ur queen?
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I’d probably cry if I had to face Bowser on my own, but I’d suck it up and fight for my wife ofc. Anything for her 😭😭
“Don’t worry babe I’ll save you!” As fat tears run down my face and I clumsily run around trying to hop on Bowser’s head 3 times 💀
Maybe Clorinde is Bowser…
#🫧feeding the fishes#💖 anon#what’s funny is that navia can def solo bowser on her own#but she just has to watch as her incapable gf does all the fighting instead#poor woman
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Ragatha is definitely going to be tripping balls rn this episode....
#tadc ep 4#the amazing digital circus#tadc ragatha#ragatha#gangle#poor woman#shes high out of her mind lol
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It's quite interesting how their expressions contradictory are:
Lizzie seems to be cheerful as she got her everything: the man with wealth, charm, and power (which brought Changretta Family to lose) whom she had loved, and her beloved baby in her belly.
However, in the opposite, Tommy has gloomy face as he couldn't celebrate without whom he loved, Grace and John.
#peaky blinders#tommy shelby#thomas shelby#cillian murphy#lizzie shelby#lizzie stark#that woman has no sorrow for her ex dead#only tommy shelby exists in her sight#poor woman#tommy seemed to want to enjoy with grace and john boy
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live laugh love zombie apocalypse au
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I've decided I hate the twist of the seer and the last banishment not revealing what team they're on. That last episode was so horrible to watch with Frankie and Alexander losing thousands of pounds.
#the traitors uk#the traitors spoilers#the traitors#I saw someone say there should be some incentive to have more faithful at the end bc otherwise youd take it to a final two regardless#to ensure the biggest split of money#and I guess thats true so yeah#and also I saw someone say the votes to end the game should be anonymous so no one is afraid it will be used against them#and I get that too#anyway#is what it is#wishing frankie all the best#poor woman#mine
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He kissed her and now he's downing whiskey like this is the worst thing that's ever happened to him
she's soooo offended
#for all mankind#margo x sergei#this scene from margo's perspective is kinda hysterical i'm sorry#“i know i'm rusty but it can't have been THAT bad”#poor woman#you know she went to this thing specifically to fuck him because the stress of the mars launch was getting too much#and at first he wasn't even there and now he's pulling this shit#she doesn't even know how bad it's gonna get she's already so done with everything
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Current mood: Gil-Galad son of Maglor and some poor Silvan woman who had no idea that this handsome guy with a beautiful voice was a kinslaying prince, and when she learned about that (by pure chance) she showed him the door, but she was already married and pregnant.
#tolkien#silmarillion#tolkien legendarium#silm#maglor#gil galad#random silm#poor woman#normally i like Maglor but I guess today I hc him worse than usually#i mean kinslaying is bad anyway#but typically i don't see him deceiving someone who loves him#i was just thinking gil galad sin of Maglor because Maglor was married at some point#but who was the mother and why is she never mentioned
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Pastry chef experiences one (1) McDonald's item
Smell:
Taste:
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Genuinely thought now I'm pregnant that my grandma wouldn't greet me with the (unfortunately) traditional "oh you've lost weight".
I was wrong.
#i have no lost weight i have definitely gained#because i am pregnant!#and she still wants to quote unquote compliment me#poor woman#thats her trauma#i dont want it
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OP of the Odyssey comic here; context is that near the end of the story, Penelope requests for Odysseus to move their wedding bed, which cant be done because it is made from a living olive tree, this rooted in the ground.
In the Epic the musical version, this gambit is played to the theme of validating that Odysseus is still the same person despite the 20 years of war and torment (“only my husband would know!” -> So no matter how much you say you’ve changed that much is still true!)
In the homeric poem The Odyssey…She’s throughly unconvinced that this man is Odysseus and pretty upset with how her son and allies are trying to convince her, so she sets up a gambit that only her real husband would know. It’a up for interpretation, but to some, it would seem she thought he would genuinely attempt to move the tree, and catch him in the lie!
Both versions are great in their own way, the contrast was just funny to me, so I drew a funny comic about it. Cheers!
Oh! I didn't knew Odyssey!Penelope didn't buy it for a second 😂😂😂 that makes so much sense, Thankyou!
#Honestly#If I was her I would have also not believed it#Poor woman#Dealing with bs for 10+ years smh#answer#ask box#Inverse ask response
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When you grow up you’re gonna be elvria
i love elvira. and yes that’s pretty much my mother so it’s very likely
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my poor tav when she wakes up from the emperor hitting on her only to have mizora try to hook up
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Interested to hear your thoughts re: Jotaro's dad!!
OOOOH! I always love to throw shit at awful dads akdnnddn (Sorry it took me so long to answer this, uni is starting to bite my ass and my thoughts here might not be as complete as I would've liked).
These headcanons are partially mine, but I've come to this interpretation of Jotaro's dad thanks to my friend Mag (@magthemage), who shared her own and helped me build a better perspective on him.
The short version in case someone doesn't want to read much: he's an asshole and both Holy and Jotaro deserved better.
We know a few things about Sadao. He's a jazz musician, who at the start of SDC is on a tour.
However, when it comes to him (and many other characters), I like to keep both the cultural context of their country and of the time they're living in. We know that Japan was rather conservative when it came to foreigners, so it makes me wonder, why did a traditional Japanese man marry a rather noisy, American woman?
And I might sound like a dick for this, but I doubt that it was out of love.
Maybe it was because Holy isn't the kind to complain, and does pretty much everything that is said to her (both due to her caring nature and the education women had in those years).
Maybe it was also because of money? We know the Joestars are kind of rich and that Joseph would probably give everything Holy asked for because she was her only daughter.
It's my opinion and personal headcanons, but for me it's hard to believe that man genuinely loved her when he didn't even dare to go back home from his tour when his wife was bedridden and dying. And before someone says "maybe he didn't know!" I'm sure he would at least be notified, even without details.
So, for me, Holy ended up divorcing him after SDC and moved to the States when Jotaro did so she could be closer to her family (obviously allowing Jotaro to have her own space)
#Mag also had the idea that he was the one to bring up the divorce#because he wanted to rob her of everything and he knew Holy wouldn't really be the kind that wants problems and agree to stuff#Poor woman#Main tags? main tags#kujo jotaro#jotaro kujo#stardust crusaders#holy kujo
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not to be a downer on my birthday but i got weighed today and my bmi has gone down and also my GP had to do an ECG on me so i started off 25 years old unwell, naked and stickied.
#jaz vents#delete later#this GP hs now seen every part of my body without exception#poor woman#and she also convinced me to tell her about my flashback on sunday so now she knows a sprinkle of whats happening in my brain#it all feels surreal#and im so so very tired#tw ed#tw ana rant
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