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Batfam Incorrect Quotes as quotes from my dnd group (pt 1)
(I also did like 12 parts but for marauders on my other account SO)
Tim:“His hand just twitched towards his blade” Damian:“Ah- Hand Cramp” Steph:"I will never be scared of a mummy, they are papery little bitches" Jason:"I feel like you get bullied by your friends" Dick:"Ha they wish- I'm the bully, wait no I don't bully- I'm not a bully" Cass:"Her head got smashed in- so head empty" Bruce: "Don't name them you'll get attached-" Damian to his new pets:"Okay so this is not Jeremy, Not Reginald, Not Howard, and Not Adam" Tim:"I thought you said I wish I had my mother's homophobia-" Dick:“Did you kill this man”? Jason:“I did.. Shepard him into the afterlife” Duke:“There's going to be a lot of sillies, it's in my bones” Damian:“You know if you're left handed- there is a 100% chance you will die” Tim:"What if i'm bisexual"? Dick:"I think you mean ambidextrous"? Tim:"...No I really didn't-" Dick to BB:“How well can a bird roll a blunt”? Beast Boy:"Theres only one way to find out- pass the weed, ill turn into a fucked up vulture" Jason, the drama king:“It's rather bold of you to place yourself in my story like that-” Damian:"What are you doing on the mountain- you don't look the type"? Jason:"Is that racism"? Damian:"No it's classism- you are dirty and poor" Steph:"Okay everyone around you dies for a few weeks, BUT you get to meet Beyonce" Duke:“Rule number one I might have broken this, no I didn't cuz im in charge”
#batfam incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batboys quotes#incorrect batkids#incorrect batbros#batfamily#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#jason todd#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#tim and damian#tim and jason#jason and dick#tim and dick#bruce and damian#bat siblings#dc#red hood#batfam
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okay, hear me out-
Tim Drake Cinderella au.
Sure there’s a few tweaks that need to be ironed out but like think about it. It works entirely too well.
Okay so Tim Drake (Cinderella in this case) lives at home alone (most the time) and has to spend his days cooking, cleaning and just really trying to survive (Poor bb).
I’m coming up with ideas for the evil stepsisters, take your pick: a. His parents b. misunderstanding and it’s Dick and Jason c. Some bullies d. There is no stepsisters and he just made them up (they are like the mean voices in his head) bc he a lonely boyo
Alfred is obviously the fairy godmother hands down.
The ball is a gala Bruce Wayne is throwing.
and it also has Ever After themes (bc I am mentally unwell and that is my favorite Cinderella story/adaption ever)
please, dump your ideas in the reblogs and comments I need more
#I need to write this#it will haunt me until I do so#Tim Drake#fan fiction#cinderella au#cinderellla#jason todd#dick grayson#ao3#idk#writing#Bruce Wayne#No batcest
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Timelias is such a great rarepair that everyone sleeps on like come on they're so good:
Flamboyant bright bisexual tropical bird x the human manifestation of a manila folder
It's the contrast baby!
Headcanons of what Elias looks like vary, obvs, but you know if he's even remotely attractive Tim has at least thought about it. he just has.
Elias thinks a gentle sprinkle of white pepper is extremely spicy whereas Tim's the kind of guy to put chili into absolutely everything and tell ppl 'it has just a tiny bit of a kick'
Alternatively it would be hilarious if it was the other way round
S1 timelias? Tim having an ill-advised workplace hookup with the big boss that he has to keep a secret from all the others? Bonus if Tim is just That Good that he distracts Elias from poor Jon and derails the eyepocalypse. Good job bb
If it starts around S3 it starts as hate sex. Tim being like fuck you you're evil this place is evil everything hurts and everyone I love dies. But you're as empty and soulless as I think I am so let's have angry bitey office sex about it 😠😤
Elias likes pigeons. That's not even relevant to the ship it's simply true.
Conclusion: good ship, solid concept, shameless plug for my timelias fix-it fic on ao3 because i love them
#timelias#tim stoker#elias bouchard#tma#the magnus archives#jonah magnus#my post#tim/elias#tim x elias
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Goddamn why does dark Selina have to be so cool??
Suarez can freeze dark Selina???? That is badass.
My God Ira is rolling so well. 27 dice of damage? That is insane.
Did he just strip Reiss of his perfect clarity easy peasy? Yes! Anything to make Reiss look like the loser he is.
Goddamn Arabella is also very cool. Team astral is going strong.
Ira not wanting Arabella to associate with him. 😂 I'm glad they can still laugh and be a little silly in all this.
Noo they counterthaum his thingy??? Oh they failed.
Reiss failed!!! Yay! I really hope he dies the most pitiful death. Like that people almost don't even care.
Noooooo they possess Eden??? Not our baby! How dare they. 🥺
Apocalyptic form??????????? Oilblsck owl wings, 2 extra arms?? Demon horns??? Extra eyes???? I am cackling. This is def unhinged final battle shit. 😂😂 Also understandable why he didn't use this before, this is not subtle.
Omg the reactions. I don't know I'm ready. 😭
"Oh god." 😭 Wynn bb.
"Miles isn't selfish." 😂 he said that with a straight face too.
Wait who shot Suarez? One of the blsck hand guys?
So basically this roll will mean we might have a season 3 Johnny boss fight??? Plz No. Thank fuck!
-10 on the dice pool??? Wtf Dark Selina?? For someone who loves to fight you don't want to be hit. Kind of mid if you ask me.
13 successes???? That's my boy!!!!! Hell yeah Johnny!!!! Okay she rolls 7 successes but still!
She soaks 11 and she halves all damage?? Goddamn! That is fucked up. Like I know she is powerful but fuck!
46 dice blood pool???
Garrett rolling so bad for her blood pool 😂😂😂 that is so funny.
Wait what??? Why is she all of a sudden getting 6 agg? Me so confused. But I mean I'm not mad about it.
Uhoh this sounds like a Lasombra black hand person.
Okay I know I'm late in asking this in the last episode, hlbut how is lethal damage less bad than agrivsted damage? That makes no sense.
Johnny just got 9 blood? Woah! So tenah is sacrificing herself rn, right?
Oh god Suarez dead and headless?? Brutal.
I feel like Johnny saving the life of the werewolf is so pivotal, maybe not in actual combat but in showing who Johnny is as a person.
Oh, I guess I should have said trying to save the life of that lupine.
Everything goes black??? He dies???? Hahaha haha I'm not laughing hysterically and panicked, you are!
Noooooo!!!! Not just like that?!!?? Wtf 😭😭😭 I somehow assumed Johnny would live. He's such a beast. Now who's gonna kill dark Selina?!?
Also remember 3 lines ago when I said the choice might not be pivotal to this fight. Well I was definitely wrong.
I am screaming!!!! What if Miles made a final deal to get Johnny back oml ��😍😍
Rebecca trying to be a good girl and reminding Lex of Selina powers and being rewarded with the knowledge that it's a presence power. 🥰
She soaks 11??? Damn. Britta is trying her hardest. 😭
Wow dark Selina, jealous of Britta in all this? That's wild. Also spreading Britta's bosyparts across the state like some fucked up treasure hunt is highly messed up!
Dark Selina is so petty. 😂😂😂 "Your father is dead, shut up."
Come on Miles, baby! What's one more deal for your boo? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (I scared my dog I screeched that hard)
He can fucking teleport???? I'm sorry, demon Miles is fucking dope. Even the demon portals are kind of a charm.
Holding someone up in the air by the neck.
The fucking shocked Gasp from Rob when Lex said Neil 😭😭😭 I'm immediately crying.
(the line: "the only thing that makes sense to you is that wherever you are, Neil is there." is gonna be such a lifeline for shippers to cling to.)
Johnny, baby. 😭 The hug. The conversation. I don't know why, but I wasn't ready for this.
Remember when we were laughing at Wynn sending tremere to their room and not sobbing? Good times.
Omg I kind of forgot about the Johnny resurrection. Damn poor Neil all alone again.
Johnny can control his frenzy???? Woah!!! Kill this bitch!!!
"Save them, I've made the deals I needed to." Stop! 😭
The glee in Tim's voice killing these people.
Noooooo the oubliette!
Wait now she has jess and Eden???
😂😂😂 They're in the last battle of the world and they're arguing about if they need to scrap movie night from the curriculum.
Ira is such a badass.
Noooooo Reiss!!!!, now she's gonna eat the girls.
No nono nono Reiss cannot leave! He needs to die!!!
Yaaaaay fire damage!!
YESSSSSSSAAA HE FUCKING KILLED HER!!! SHE'S FUCKING ASSSSHHHHJ BABY!
Okay now that I've cheered and all that I'm basically only halfway through this episode. Uhoh!
Omg Weathers????
Johnny and the fire flower.
"He ran away." Wynn plz 😭
"Miles thinks you should do that can you change your line, Miles?" 😂
Wait why are we taking Delgado?
Thank you, Miles! I mean I get the complicated relationship Johnny but wild to just bring him.
Wynn is not taking Neil's death well, not that I think she would. But she's angry.
AAAAAAAHHHHH is he gonna drink her??? Yes pllleaase!!! Noooooo whyyy you gotta be sensible??? 😭
Johnny going from angry to soft at Miles. "Friends till the end." 😭😭😭
If they know the weapon that kills Selina, why do they need pendragon just go to Hartford and get it?
The Britta/Johnny hug 🥺🥺🥺 (I know someone who is gonna Love this)
This is a testament to how insane shit has been that I had already forgotten that Wynn had to choose between Neil and Britta back then.
Not the almost childlike hope of Johnny that they can just find Neil's ghost and solve this.
"and tries to tell herself to get up, because he's not coming to help her." excuse you! I'm walking my dog and crying rn. I thought we might have a quick break where I could be in public and listen to this goddamn podcast!
Miles trying his best to sound so casual up on the rooftop. But still hoping there is a way. Saying he doesn't think he can stay instead of full out saying he can't. Damn.
Even in this moment you cannot unravel your emotional constipation???? God fucking damnit Miles!!!
You're making me fucking cry about cigarettes??
Britta: I don't know if I like being called a death assassin
Wynn: I don't know what other kind there is.
Touche Wynn. 😂
Why does it sound like they are kind of leaving Britta behind? That would be fucked up.
Johnny and his girls though, how perfect would that be? Okay good Britta is gonna get to do her own thing by her own choice instead of just being left behind. 😂
Yaaaaay Britta finally saying she is good at something! Only took us 100 episodes to get her to recognise her potential.
Miles' final piece of accounting advice: it's your car, you can paint it any colour you want.
Uhoh. UHOH. Noooooo. We knew this was coming, but it's still so freaking sad. Fucking Lucinde, why is she just the worst? Even when she's gone she is still ruining this. Why not let them have one last night together? One last group hug. Wynn fearfully begging Miles to go and make sure she never finds him.
Miles still taking care of all of them though, making sure they have papers and money.
If I'm gonna be honest I kind of assumed/hoped we would just kill Lucinde before this was an issue.
Jessica is so awesome. (this is a compliment! Before we have a whole John is so cool thing all over again. 😂)
I cannot believe John Fucking Reiss is still alive!!!! I stfg! That was my only hope. That he'd die. 😂
What the fuck??? Roman Pendragon did a TV interview covered in blood??? 😂😂😂😂 Sorry that makes me crack up. That is insane.
"I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow." 😂
"... Into the dark." idk why but those last three words gave me goosebumps. I can't believe it's done.
Also on the one hand I'm glad Miles is alive, but idk maybe it's because I so assumed he'd would for sure die. And I hoped he'd die sacrificing himself. But if I really let go of my obsession with bringing Miles pain and being the idea of him and Arabella like that is kind of funny. Also the fact that Zofiel always gets his way is amusing. I also know that alive is aparently a stretch after that ritual.
The not my name?!? Omg
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to any interested here are my reactions i remembered to write down for the magnus archives in it's entirety :3 it's not too many bUt this is what you get
the episode numbers are written with them!!
ft me trying to understand the story with a great deal of pain writing on my phone in my notes app mostly at 1 am
REACTIONS 👀
56 sub statment thinf w martin
avtually got tears in my eyes. i love you martin. i love you jon. im so happy he just went " avtually, im rather relieved " or whatever bc hell yes girl u are so unwell.
this show is so addicting.
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OMG 28 DAYS LATER MENTION!!!! THE END IS EXTREMLY FUCJING NEIGH!!! not the reference but excited
spooky.
WAY too attached to them
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only just skipped the add and " episode Fifty-Eight. Trail Rations" And immediately went " oh NO !! cannibalism :( " and the read the description like LMAOO everytime there's anything relating to food in this podcast i just go " oh no it's cannibalisim "
holy shit it's a woman cannibal, diversity WIN
WHAT THE FUCK I REALISED WHATS HAPPENING WHEN THEY'RE BOTH DEAD
benjamin wtf homie this is NOT good bedroom foreplay
ouuugg auch good writing.
i understand the possible cannibalisim thing now
YES JON OFC THEY R WORRIED ABT YOU YOU DUNBASS IM CRYING PLS
at lwast he doesn't think it's martin as much anymore ❓❓❓❓
i NEEEED to stop going through s1 animatics but QOW this fanvase is awesome i love all the designs.. i used to think martin and tim were the same person for a few episodes
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honestly hell yeah tim. shout at jon for being weird. but also sike you can't leave.
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insane.
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ok im like halfway through this but like so for the deities / entities that r silly
we got
eyes, spider, diseases / insects ( though they maybe different ) and meat maybe???? maybe there's just three..
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oh oh the guys r all core fears / most common fears, one extra is THE STRANGER OOOOoooOooooO
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i love you martin for filling in n trying to take over for jon ur such a cutie
idk how much i believe that elias did it but like all evidence does point to that
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actually love their lil dynamic. cuties.
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OUUUGH JON WHAT THE FUCK DID U USE UR BRAIN POWERS ON HIM WTFFFFF
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martin is getting spaceyyyyy uh oh.... be careful bb..
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jon have you been DRUGGED?!?! (8:00)
jon bb mayb take a break you seem to be like having iron deficiency LMAOO
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ok we got 14 whores of the universe
1 end - death
2 eyes
3 vertigo
4 the stranger
5 the spiral - madness
6 isolation - fear of being alone / seperated form ppl
7 burning/fire
8 the desolation
9 the slaughter violence
10 the web - also being manipulated
11 the vast
12 filth disease insexts
13 claustrophobia
14 darkness
the meat ❓❓❓
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OUUUGH HE LITERALLY DITCHED THE RECORDING JUST TO RUN AFTER MARTIN the gays r getting to me
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WHAT HTEH FUCKKK !>??!?!?!? !??
bro this is NOT therapy. bro ham lukas peter you dickwad what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
ISOLATION??????????????????????? WHY IS THE ISOLATION GOD POKING AT MARTIN ?!?!?!?!?!?!??! DICKWAD??!?!?! ?criyng asobbign why
i actually low key love lukas " dynamic duo " is sO funny sjkdjk
martin i miss u come back it;s not woRTH ITTTTTT
fuck i draw jon like trent crimm if he was a twig and gayer and green
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i physically recalled at the start they've IMPROOOVED their aUDIO... fucking crazy.
also bitches be bitching ( jon AND melane )
honestly fuck yeah helen girl
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girl is dealing wth SOOO much trauma poor girl........... jeez.
cannot stop thinkin about martin :(
i miss tim.
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WOOOO MARTIN
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE LEFT THE TAPES FOR JON WTF
the buried / cave
the end
the corruption / filth
the dark
the desolation
the eye
the flesh
the hunt
the lonely
the slaughter
the spiral
the stranger
the vast
the web
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feeks like they're reading together but w a wall in the way which is sad
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MARTIN PLEASADEEE
also jon what the fuck please don't be a dick this lovely lade lost her job and gained so much trauma.
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jon stop using ur thing constantly on people it makes me worried for you and insanely pushes you to not being human.
jon i know she tried to hurt you both but ur being so mean, im WORRIED.
hell YES hellen
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martin im still upset at you for going " why does no one tell me anything !!!! " while literally avoiding them and asking yhem not to talk to you!!! wtf broham.
anyway loving this story
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gertrude what a girl holy cow<3
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IM SO WORRIED ABT MARTIN AND JON GUUUUUUH WHAT THE FUCK.
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jon u r so self destructive...
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holy ahit simon fairchild..
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what the fuck im sobbing what is this good omens bullshit i love it but im crying not really but like heartbreaking????
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i don't know if jons gonna survive if he doesn't stop getting weird and weirder.
also adorable "is he your boyfriend?!"
" yes actually "
jon what the fuck w u n these flesh flowers
ok hi!! thst was the last one.:3
i didn't write down reactions for further episodes but if we can bring our attention to me writing at some point ( in early season 5 ) in my sketch book " 10 bets jon or martin dies at the end "
#tma spoilers#times a million.#tma#the magnus archives#sorry about the... crude language and insults. i was never once in my right mind 😔
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Hey remember that time Tim Burton said that he doesn't include Black characters as leads because it would be too "politically correct"? They just don't fit his "vision", guys! Unless they're villains. Obviously. 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 /s (Apparently, this is the case so far in the Wednesday show.)
So yeah. This movie here by Jordan "one of the best filmmakers alive" Peele and Henry "the guy who actually directed Nightmare Before Christmas" Selleck being one of the best animated movies to come out in years is so awesome on so many levels:
Kat as a Black alt girl - fuck anyone who says they don't exist! Of course they do! and they're punk as hell! In fact, this specific scene highlights exactly how fucking punk she is: It has been firmly established that HER REBELLION HAS REAL AND SEVERE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES beyond just dirty looks from preppy kids. If she is expelled, she goes back to prison. This child arrives at school in chains. And she STILL does this within minutes of arriving because she has a strength of identity that she won't let anyone take away from her. WHAT COULD BE MORE PUNK THAN THAT????
Genuinely anti-fascist messaging (Disney would NEVER) and a direct commentary on the prison industrial complex (hey, Tim! have your films had anything important to say, like... ever? Just checking, cause I know you got that incurable progressive mediocrity disease. 😭 Poor bb.)
Excellent comedy! (It's Key and Peele, baby!)
James Hong is there and he is great.
Wonderful and dynamic character/set design!
An interpretation of healing from trauma that was so beautiful I wept.
An extremely sexy giant demon DILF lord!
Original songs!
A FAT FEMALE CHARACTER WHO IS A COOL BADASS WHILE REPRESENTING SUPPORT BETWEEN GENERATIONS OF BLACK WOMEN??? WHAT?!!?!! YES!!!!!!! (hey real quick, everyone! Name the first 10 badass fat female characters that come to your mind! Oh what's that? It's taking you a while to think of even 5???? SO WEIRD. Okay then just name a couple fat Tim Burton characters who aren't villains. Oh?? THERE'S LITERALLY NONE??? HOW FUCKIN' STRANGE)
And let's not forget, THE FIRST TRANS BOY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A MOVIE!!!! RAUL IS A MAIN CHARACTER WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND HIS AGENCY IS INTEGRAL TO THE PLOT!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 he's perfect and his Hispanic heritage is not only much-needed representation, but it is also relevant to the beautiful artwork he makes in the style of pre-colonial Latin American religious imagery!
Raul's art stands in direct contrast to the grim cold aesthetic of the Catholic Church. (Disney would NEVER) Which IS in other movies I've seen.... so long as the non-Christian imagery represents an ancient evil that highlights the nobility and necessity of the Church for crushing Pagan religions. This is the FIRST TIME I've ever seen an inversion of that trope and it RULES.
Anyway this movie is so good and everyone needs to know about it.
Wendell & Wild (2022)
Bad things happen to people I’m close to... They die.
#original#wendall and wild#kat wendell and wild#raul wendell and wild#sister helley#i was afraid the only disabled character was gonna be a bad guy but even he gets a shot at redemption#so cool#to be clear i am white and if i have accidentally said something hurtful i would really like to know so i can do better#i just care a lot about one of the only thematically coherent animated films I've seen in years#like all i can think of is.... klaus (also conspicuously white tbh) and... spider-verse (no notes; that movie rules) and....#i cannot think of anything else dear gods. i guess Turning Red. maybe Encanto even tho it is conspicuously straight#raul just being there made me very nearly cry from happiness as a Transmasc. i also went to a catholic school. didn't like it.#so i can only listen to POC and try to imagine the anger and grief they feel at their erasure and the joy of their inclusion.#and folks seemed to really like this movie! which is amazing! how about a few thousand more? to start.#my three favorite things on this earth are my wife my dog and a clever and meaningful inversion of a harmful trope.#I live for taking a shitty thing in storytelling and turning it around and making it better than anything it ever has been before#prison bars torn away and twisted into sculptures and all that#i didn't even realize sister helley was fat until a few days later bc it is irrelevant to the plot and never brought up. and i was like#omg how did i miss that! non-joke fat characters mean everything to me! sister helley is awesome.#legit if i had seen this movie as a child i think it would have permanently changed something in me. in a good way.#i didn't start questioning racism in america until I was an adult. this movie would have had me asking questions so much earlier.#we need movies like this. we NEED them. no room for 'subtlety.' these stories must be told.#AND ONE MORE THING: I own those boots! Same boots!! Got them some years ago. Kat has great taste.
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Goddamnit Reiss!!! You just here to ruin everything even more, right?
*chandler voice* Reiss, could you BE any more insincere about Amaya.
Reiss! Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!!!! Why don't you just die.
Let Reiss in with Miles!! Yes Johnny!!! Put him in the room!
Why does it seem like empathy villains is the most useful spec there is?
Wynn as a moody teenager is absolutely amazing. I love her so much, protect the bb at all cost.
Lmaoo "I wish Neil was here, he would listen to me." 😂
The toreador have someone in torpor and are very secretive about it? I know it's not Elsa, but that's immediately where my mind went.
Oh my God. Fucking Arrabella?? What a disappointment.
Omg Britta is twisting and turning, to not say Miles made the deal, but the other toreador already know. Come on, who else could it be???
Oh no Ramirez, dead off screen. Rip.
YESSSS Delgado and Eden in the same place. That is good. That means there is a chance that Eden and Jessica lives.
UHOH! Jessica asking about Dark Selina? That is not good. SHE IS WITH THEM???!?!
Wait Selina can summon mortals??? Hot damn that's crazy. But Jessica can resist her??? Damn, that's impressive.
Johnny saying he can't resist dark Selina and Jessica saying "but dad, I need you." 😭 stop rn
Johnny babe, I'm glad you're trying to center yourself. Because you're the last one of this coterie. We fucking need you level headed!
Lmaoo Rebecca is doing such a good job on her derangement, and Johnny is the perfect victim. 😂 "You're never in the mood"
"yes go ahead, stab me" so tired, but only AFTER Johnny teases him into it.
AAAAAAAH TIM!!! I mean brilliant use of Majesty truly, but oh my God!!!
Remember when Miles was like oh a musician I will give them money and reward the mortal for their help. Well.... To be fair to Miles, he was at 0 blood.
Good lord. We're truly getting dark prince Miles rn. O.O I'm kind of scared, but also kind of excited. That was incredibly badass.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Nara??!?! Is this real life???? This is not a drill!!!!
Ohoh oh no. Nara is talking against him so much, she is talking to his sire.
SIRE?!? WHAT THE FUCK??? Neil/his sire has sire's more people?
Neil still wanting to take nara with him and run. He thinks she is still on his side? Bless 🥺
Oh no weird bows? I'm getting very much culty vibes.
Play? What? Malkavians? They're all Neil's? I mean his sire's obviously.
Oh this is not good. This sounds very bad, this book.
He is manifesting the book? What? This is some higher level shit.
WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK?!?! they're summoning Malkav???? *cue nervous laughter*
Also did Lex call Nara his vessel? I'm not quite sure. Oh I think it might have been vasal.
Poor Neil, having to go through all of this alone.
Omg Lex, make this even more scary to decide what to do why don't you???
Oh Neil, that's so sad. Accepting that it probably meant nothing, when it did mean a lot to him.
God, listen to her wax on poetically, what a fucking Bitch.
Noooooooooo clinging to reality through the list Wynn made and gave to him.😭😭😭😭 STOP!!!
Nothing really bad happened this episode, so why do I feel so much despair? 😢
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No bc it's so real. Why like half of Jason fics are just poor bb timmy. Like. Get the fack out Tim. Nobody wants you here.
POV: you're me trying to read a Jason centered fanfic
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This is just a Maya Eden Face appreciation post aka Maya and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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It’s 5am, no sleep, only long hair Tim (っ♥ ◡♥ )っ
#im not simping shoosh#meant to make my first tothearktober but made this instead#oops#I'll start tomorrow#Tim Wright#marble hornets#slenderverse#long hair tim#masky#poor bb#fan art#fanart#fan work#digital art#I just can't draw this man happy#only angst poses for tim#Hmph
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Marble Hornets but it's just Tim fucking coughing
i found this and its... fitting...
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Tim + Steph: Flirting Failure
Part 2 of a request from @dibs4ever who requested that Tim try to apply flirting advice from Dick on Stephanie (and it going horribly wrong).
#Tim Drake#Stephanie Brown#batfamtexts#batfamily#TimSteph#Red Robin#Spoiler#Dick Grayson#Nightwing#Cluemaster#batfamily text messages#flirting failure#request#DC comics#Batman#poor tim tried so hard but dick isn't smooth either bb
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wolf lord's lady spoilers ahead, proceed with caution
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FUCK YOU TIM. FUCK YOU WITH A THOUSAND FUCKING STEEL RODS UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS, I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON KAID'S DICK.
fucking
fuck you????? tim???? my god do i hate you si much right now.
for u readers im going to keep it absolutely vague because, you know, i just need to vent E M O T I O N S
I FEEL SO BETRAYED
IT WAS GETTING GOOD BUT THEN IT THREW A FUCKING TIM SHAPED CURVEBALL
this was not my agenda when i wanted to read manga dead into the night
#wolf lord's lady#tim#shirley heinz#shirley hince#kaid#just#fuck you#fuck you so much#die bastard#youll understand when u get farther into the manga#or like#read the light novel#but basically?#tim is fucking CANCELLED#MAKING MY POOR BB GIRL SHIRLEY SUFFERED#AS IF SHE HASNT SUFFERED ENOUGH#i do not stan tim anymire#tim does not deserve a stan#burn him at the stake
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WELCOME BACK ANGEL JAMIE 🤍 I MISSED YOU + YOUR WONDERFUL WORK SO MUCH.
“Look - I know this sort of thing would have been more fun with Pol or Esme- and you probably miss your mum a lot these days. Lots of changes and whatnot.” “But - well, I enjoyed this. I don’t mind being around for this stuff. I wouldn't have liked you more as a boy or anything like that” MY HEART. I think this meant a lot to Y/N and I know it must've taken a lot for Tommy to say bc he's not someone to usually be open and vulnerable 😭
“There really isn't a boy, if there was John is the last person I would ask. One time he picked me up from school, years ago, and a boy, Tim Weatherby, had waved to me. He ran his car into the back of his parent's car three times before driving off.” JOHN BOY 😅 poor timmy was just simply waving his school friend goodbye for the day, no need to try and run him + his parents off the road 🙈
this was so beautiful and I always love the sentimental touch that your fics have bc it makes them that much more heartwarming to read. LOTS OF LOVE TO YOU BB ❤️
Please can I have a Tommy x daughter fluffy fic where as her mums died she asks him to come with her to try on ballgowns with her and he doesn’t like a few for different reasons but he gets emotional when she finds the perfect one
Hey Anon,
Hope this does it justice - this request got me in the feels. Thanks for waiting. <3
Warnings: Teen drama, mentions of funerals and death - peaky related stuff
There were a lot of things you kept to yourself when it came to your father. Most of which Esme and Polly would wrangle out of you and give you advice for.
You were close with each other the same way you suspected other fathers and daughters were. He was there to comfort you in his own way (mostly just holding you tightly) when you needed him, he gave you books to read and would try to remember to ask you questions about how you enjoyed them.
He was away a lot for business but he always called you before bed to ask how your day was. Some moments when he’d drank to much you saw the pain in his eyes when he looked at you, a spitting image of your mother but with his eyes.
You adored him, and rarely ever asked him for difficult things knowing he was always stressed.
“Awe, you miss us, don't you? Next time we go you’ll be old enough to tag along. An extra week won't kill you darling.” Esme’s voice rang out over the phone and your stomach sank. You were in a proper situation now. You said your goodbyes but didn't tell her why her taking an extra week's vacation with Pol was a problem for you.
You lit a cigarette and slid down the kitchen wall. They would be home the day of the big charity ball, not the type of event you could get a dress for the morning of. They must have forgotten that they’d promised to take you when they got back. You didn't blame them, this was the one time they got away from kids and the business.
You could ask… Lizzie? She hung around the family, worked for your dad, and seemed nice enough to you when you came by the office. She’d probably be able to help you.
You needed a backup plan, Linda still hadn’t forgiven you for an outburst you’d had at dinner a few weeks ago, but maybe John would help you?
You thought about getting ready with Esme he’d always tell her what looked good. Well, mostly how he enjoyed the way it looked on her, but still Esme always looked very happy with his commentary.
You got up and flicked your cigarette out the window before going to ask for a ride to the office.
You showed up and Lizzie greeted you with a large smile.
“Here to see your dad are you?”
“Well, I was actually - I -” The words got caught in your throat, she was far too pretty. Thinking of her seeing your awkward body in dresses made you shrink away. “Have you seen Uncle John?” You said quickly.
“Should be in his office.” She gave you a look and you thanked her. You knocked on the door and his voice called out.
“Hey kiddo,” he said looking up from a mess of papers. “Your da’s got me right tangled in this stupid paperwork. Give him a kick in the shin when you see him next will ya.”
“Sure.” You laughed. “Guess you're pretty busy then?”
“Be lucky if we survive another week with the hens gone.” He sighed, there was no way he’d be out of this mess any time soon, but maybe he could just tell you what to wear.
“What erm- What types of things does Esme wear that you like?” He looked confused by the question.
“Trying to impress a lad then? Odd person to come to for advice on that.” He scratched the back of his head but before you could fix what you said he’d already carried on.
“Look if he doesn't like you as you are then there's no point in going after him. Gal’s seem to think we care about all the fuss when really - we’re going to see eve-”
“What are you doing, love?” Your father's voice called from the doorway. Happier than ever to see him you sprang up from your seat and moved to give him a hug. Jarred by what you figured John was implying you decided to just pluck up the courage to ask him to go.
“Get that shit done John, needs to be out by tomorrow morning,” John swore at him and you followed your father out of the room his arm steering you into his office.
“What did you need from John?” He asked moving behind his desk.
“Well, I didn't want to bother you.”
“Trust me, love if it's worth asking, it’s not worthy of Johns's advice.”
“Ah, well, I need a dress for the ball.” You stated, and he gave you a curious look. “Um, well it's my first time really going, for the dinner and dancing and everything.” You coughed awkwardly. For a moment you hoped that he would just understand where this was going and tell you he’d help you, but you looked at his face and knew he was lost as ever.
“SO” you said a little too loudly. “I erm - need to get a proper dress, Polly and Esme said they would take me but they won't be back in time.”
You brought your gaze from the wallpaper once more to still see him still looking confused.
“You can have any dress you want, just give me the receipt.” He shrugged.
‘No- I erm. I just- need someone to go with me.” You confessed sounding irritated. “I don't know what looks good - I’m not good at that type of stuff. John always tells Esme what he thinks about her dresses when we get ready so I figured he would be a good person to ask.”
“I’ll take you.” He said uncomfortably. “We can go after-” He looked down at his schedule. “Can it wait till after dinner?”
“Oh, yeah - thanks”
“No problem,” He said with a nod looking only slightly put off.
“I’ll head back to the house -”
“I’ll grab you at 7”
You gave him a nod and then left the office saying bye to Lizzie.
Dinner was nice, you rarely ever went out to eat. You rambled on about a book you were reading and your dad followed along. Eventually, you started to tuck into your meal and he sighed.
“So there's a boy then?” He asked looking pained.
“No?” You said startled with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.
“No?” Tommy repeated looking at you with the look he gave when he felt you were lying. As a kid, you thought he had superpowers and could see in your mind.
“No” You shook your head grabbing your glass of water.
“John mentioned -”
“He didn't understand what I was asking. Don't need to be interested in a boy just because I don't want to show up in front of all those people wearing something embarrassing.” You said defensively, face flushing.
Tommy let out a hum and finished the last of his drink. Your last comment seemed to put him off even more.
You finished up dinner and then headed to a fancy-looking shop. The sign on the door said closed but you followed behind your dad as he pushed the door open.
The lady barely took notice of you as she shook your dad's hand, ensuring she would take care of anything he needs. You resisted the urge to roll your eyes as she touched his arm.
He turned to you “alright free rein of the place, go pick some out that you like. I’ll start on this side.”
You almost wanted to laugh as if it was a joke but your father moved passed the woman and started on the far wall. She looked over your body and began pointing out some to try on.
You thought about her suggestions and said you would try them to be polite. If you turned up looking like a frosted cupcake Esme would never let you hear the end of it.
You moved to the long dresses and found a nice dark red one. It was a shimmery fabric but it was dark enough that it wouldn't bring too much attention. You had a feeling that it was the right one, but with the lower neckline you felt it might be a fight to take it home. You decided it was worth it and asked the woman to take it to the dressing room for you.
You found another few that you liked well enough, all of them were black and made of various materials.
You met back up with your dad in the lounge and saw him sipping another glass of amber liquid, a cigarette in his hand. He met your gaze and held his hands up in mock surrender.
“Wasnt much help out in the field but it’s only because I have faith in your abilities.”
You gave him a smile, happy to see him in better spirits. You put the first one on and hated it immediately. It was much too tight and it would be impossible to dance in.
“Not very practical.” You waddled out and you watched him point back to the dressing room sternly. “Alrighty then,” you murmured feeling embarrassed.
You tried the cupcake one on next and fought to work up the courage to walk out in it. You struggled to get it through the doorway and your father actually laughed.
A proper healthy loud laugh that was contagious.
“I feel like Esme would take the piss for ages if I wore this.” You looked yourself over in the mirror.
“Not just Esme. Didn’t think it would be possible to make you look anything less than gorgeous. In that line of thinking it might not be so bad after all. Don’t want this mystery boy enjoying himself too much.”
“Dad!” You snapped before fighting back into the dressing room. “There is no boy.”
“If you say so.”
You wore one of the black ones next. You walked out feeling comfortable, you thought the black would go with any jewelry and looked classy.
You looked at your dad and his face twisted slightly.
“No black.” His tone of voice took you off guard.
“Why not? You’ll be wearing black?” you asked trying not to get worked up.
“No black.” He said firmly and you knew better than to challenge him when he sounded like that.
You went back into the room.
“Ah - that leaves one left.”
“Give it a go,” he called back.
You pulled on the red one and loved it instantly. It was grown up, hugging you in all the right spots without showing too much skin. The color made your blue eyes seem electric.
You liked it so much you didn't want to show it. What if he hated it as much as the black dress? Or thought it was stupid like the pink one.
You took a deep breath and called out. “Don’t be mean.” Then stepped out.
You looked at the mirror avoiding your father. It looked even better in the lighting. Eventually, the silence was too much.
You watched him take the dress in and thought you saw tears in his eyes. You wanted to run back and hide. Why was he being so weird? Even if there was a boy, it’s not uncommon at this age. Heck, most of Esme’s sisters were married by 16.
“That’s the one eh?” He finally said looking at you.
“Yeah. Think I look grown up, but not to - erm- showy”
“Grown up, is one way to put it.” He finished his drink and smiled at you. “I think you look lovely. Your mother has a necklace that will match with the color” He said softly. “-if you want to wear it.” He added hurriedly. For a long time, he thought her things might have been cursed, until one day he came home from a very long trip and said it was him that was cursed. You shivered remembering that night. You always avoided touching her things, her room untouched but not forgotten.
“I would really like that.” You said feeling emotional, you realized that the panic was about wanting to look nice, but some of it was anger that your mother was not there to help you. “Did she wear this color then?”
“Always red.” He nodded.
“Ah - well, I can see why.” You looked back in the mirror.
“Look - I know this sort of thing would have been more fun with Pol or Esme- and you probably miss your mum a lot these days. Lots of changes and whatnot.” He waved his hand uncomfortably. “But - well, I enjoyed this. I don’t mind being around for this stuff. I wouldn't have liked you more as a boy or anything like that” He cleared his throat.
Tears started to spill over something you hadn't even realized you were worried about.
“I love you.” You said. Felt strange standing on a platform saying it down to him as a saleswoman was probably judging them from the shadows somewhere.
“Love you too.”
On the ride home you both made jokes about different things, Arthur and John weren't very good at taking over for Pol and Esme and you enjoyed your dad’s commentary about trying to keep the place running.
When things quieted down you finally felt that you needed to end this boy nonsense.
“Dad?” You asked wondering how he kept the car straight while fumbling with getting a cigarette out and lighting it.
“Yeah?”
“There really isn't a boy, if there was John is the last person I would ask. One time he picked me up from school, years ago, and a boy, Tim Weatherby, had waved to me. He ran his car into the back of his parent's car three times before driving off.”
You watched your father let out another laugh. “Always classy.”
“I’d tell you first obviously. Esme would get too excited, and Pol would worry.”
“And what would I do then Eh?” He asked raising an eyebrow.
“Probably meet him and scare his pants off.” You answered honestly.
“That’s a good thing then?”
“Obviously. If he comes back it's because he really likes me.”
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EXTRA - Tommy's POV
Watching her walk out in a black dress made the fleeting moments of humor leave him. He sort of saw her in the gown but his mind flashed back to that scared little girl all dressed in black.
“No black.” He said slightly out of control of the feelings biting into him.
“Why not? You’ll be wearing black?” He could see that you wanted to argue but he couldn't stand to see you in that dress any longer.
“No black.” He said firmly and you looked a bit deflated before retreating back to the dressing room. His mind pulled him back to that day. You attached firmly to his side, dressed in all black. The way you tried so hard to behave, tucking your face into his neck to cry as they lit the vardo on fire. How you even tried to hit Polly when she tried to take you from him. How you would panic if he was out of your sight for more than a few minutes.
No black. He ran his fingers through his hair.
The next dress hurt nearly as bad. Tears he had not cried in years welled up in his eyes as he looked at you taking in your body in the mirror.
So much like your mother, the style of the dress, the color. You were going to be an adult in a blink of an eye. Only small traces of that little girl left in your features. Now there would be boys and time left with it being just the two of you would start to slip away.
He thought the dress was much too showy, you didn't understand that yet though. Considering you would be standing next to him the whole night he figured it would be alright. You could pair it with your mother's jewelry and he could get Pol to convince you to wear it with a shall or something.
Eventually, your eyes looked at him for approval and he felt guilty for snapping at you. There was a very evident look of self-consciousness on your features. He wished it came more naturally to him.
“That’s the one, eh?” He said and enjoyed the way your eyes lit up. He may not be the best dad, but he would try hard to spend the last time he had with you. Find things to do with you, before you became busy with the rest of the world.
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I have questions about 4x05 of Titans. What happened to the big ass snake after it chased TimBer? Why didn’t Rachel notice Conner acting weird? How did Jinx show up to zap Conner without Gar? Where was Dick keeping the Kryptonite restraints? And what else does he have in his arsenal? Were we supposed to think that cape Kory was wearing disguised her identity? Why is Rachel drinking maple syrup like it’s coffee? Could DK’s baby have another name on the show? Will BB remember Rachel and Kory’s kindness? How old are Tim and Bernard? Why does the location for the Temple of Azarath look like the jail?
Oh Anon it feels like I can sense your frustration through your questions lmao!
Well for one I believe that the big ass snake was put to rest by Tim when he killed it to save Bernard but that might have been another snake! Really how many snakes are on this plane 🤣
I think Rachel didn’t suspect Connor because she trusted him and he showed no side of his psychotic behavior. Poor thing doesn’t have her power anymore and doesn’t feel anything wrong with people anymore either.
Well Jinx is a witch so I will say that she magically appeared and nothing wrong with that lol.
Dick kept it in his pocket it’s the only way for him to control Connor and he knows it lmaooo thinking of when he blowed that green powder in Connors and Krypto’s noses. 🤣🤣he was so wrong for that.
Kory wasn’t hiding shit, she doesn’t care, the cape was to keep her from the cold lol!
Like Rachel said she’s drinking maple syrup like it’s coffee because she can actually finally test things without suffering the pain and history of people behind it. So girl gonna enjoy her time lol! It must taste like candy!
I believe they didn’t name Mar’i in the show because it’s still something DK have to figure out. To build together and it’s sort of fitting… in a dream you don’t remember everything that happens. But it’s more a vision than a dream actually and I feel like they have to decide that for themselves and I loved it.
I hope BB will remember Kory and Rachel act of kindness towards him but I’m also expecting ANGST! And I want it ! With a little action on the side lol! And a feral Dick for his girls! Lol
Tim and Bernard is a subject I don’t want to touch because it’s really so weird, cause Tim is like a teenager lmao and Bernard is a grown ass adult but we shall see… they will maybe address it or not.
And finally I don’t think the temple and the jail are the same set. It looked different to me but you know BTS magic maybe it’s the same 🤣
Thanks for your questions and good luck to those who will read everything ! You’re gems 💜
#dick x kory#dick grayson#koryand'r#kory anders#brenton thwaites#mame anna diop#anon asked#answered#jinx#connor kent#tim and bernard#dc titans#titans season 4#brother blood
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-B Free Bat Chat-
Yum: You know the rules, but here’s a refresher since you heathens never learn (and then whine about the consequences).
Yum: 1.) All interference must be declared at least 6 hours prior.
Yum: 2.) No direct sabotage of someone else’s play.
Yum: 3.) If you’d need to make a fake villain persona to get away with it, you already know it’s not kosher.
The Original: Wait, why the third one?
Yum: 4.) You can challenge someone else’s wager if it’s fucking obvious.
Yum: 5.) Anyone who intentionally breaks the rules is subject to disciplinary action via (ONLY ONE) prank from all affected parties.
Yum: Place your bets. No take backs, but you can raise your wager at any time.
Electric Boogaloo: Two public appearance substitutions and a chocolate babka. I call 3 months before they smash, and 7 before they kiss, but I specifically withdraw from the “talk about their feelings,” part.
Yum: And we have a bold opening bid!
Damian: Todd, you are a coward and a fool. Though I am unfamiliar with Constantine, father would not hesitate.
Damnian: I give it 2 months before father realizes that he is having romantic feelings, not just being impressed by Constantine’s tenacious parenting. Is it acceptable to give a window of 1 week to 2 months before he emotionally distances himself via “mixed messages”?
Bibliophile: I’m going to say yes.
The Original: Seconding that, but hey Tim, that third rule? Why??
Damian: Richard, you know why.
The Original: :’(
Damian: I am betting a caricature each of one sibling, one villain, and one annoying civilian of your choice.
Like a Diamond: Okay wait, but now I’m curious why it’s Dick’s fault.
Like a Diamond: Also, I bet 2 no-questions-asked alibis, and one moderate fall guy that Danny and Ellie are gonna fight the situationship until they realize Bruce can make Constantine happy.
Electric Boogaloo: Was it the Red X thing BB mentioned when he was pissed?
Grimace: Wait, we’re not just blaming boy wonder to be funny?
Yum: We are, but it’s also definitely Red X.
Yum: Now focus, people!
Golden child: Dance lessons and taking an extra patrol on prev FWB, and this jump starting hard conversations.
Electric Boogaloo: Timmers, how hard is that, “no take backs,” rule?
Bibliophile: *sigh* All in favor of not counting anything before today?
Grimace: I veto.
Electric Boogaloo: E tu, Steph?
Grimace: I know you ate my thin mints. Suffer.
Electric Boogaloo: You didn’t label them!
Grimace: Shut it, Scarlet Pimpernel. I bet my non-existent thin mints that Jazz will trap them into talking about their feelings. She’s scaring than Quinzel.
Electric Boogaloo: How dare you.
The Original: Can I get a play-by-play?
Like a Diamond: Steph just called Jason a French Brucie wanna-be who would save people like Lex when the poor show up for dinner.
Yum: Okay, so you’ve all gone off the rails. I’m calling it here for now.
Scarlet Pimpernel: WAIT NO
Scarlet Pimpernel: Actually, fuck the bet. Which one of you little shits do I need to throw in a dumpster?
Boo-b-gone: Good luck with that.
-Several people are typing-
John Constantine had a habit of picking up strays.
From half demons (like Raven) to demigods (like Billy Batson) to other extremely powerful magical children.
It was rumored among Justice League Dark that Batman's adopting problem had rubbed off on John.
So, it came a surprise to absolutely nobody, when John brought two tiny half ghosts to the next Justice league dark meeting and introduced them as his wards. The two could be seen flying around cities with Shazam and practicing magic with Raven. And John was also talking with Boston about Ghost culture.
But then Batman showed up on the house of mysteries doorstep and wanting to talk about Danny being his biological child.
Well, one thing was for sure..
Batman was not making the kid leave if he didn't want to, and if John had to fight the richest man on earth in a custody battle, then so be it.
He might have to cash in a few favors though.
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