#poor sleep paralysis

[datwheatleyboi]

im putting paralysis in the blender

NOOOO! DON'T TURN HIM INTO A PALSY SMOOTHIE NOOO

[whataboutthreateninganass]

this promotional image of Bradley literally haunts my dreams:

PLEASEEEE 😭😭

why is he standing like that !!

[melverie]

not Diavolo asking Solomon if he can be his sleep paralysis demon after they just met

[thwackk]

people underestimate the comedic potential of eobard’s existence and his extreme petty hatred for this one (1) dude

bonus because i just feel like barry would think he’s just hallucinating or something but came up with the WORST way to tell his mom that

[43sol]

glad they implemented the ‘skipping the scenes you already got’ option. don’t have to speed run hahaha

[primus-why]

New horrifying TF OC idea just dropped

Let me... do it... for you... ☆~Starscream~☆

[inafieldofdaisies]

Hi daisies 🧹🫶🏻😂 can you lore drop me some Sébastien facts that you can share so far? 👀

Sébastien has, in Calahan's words, a name so long that it doesn't fit on a standard name tag: Sébastien Theodore Phoenix Sawyer Thatcher Landon Nicholas Gallagher-Kerring

He has quite the tumultuous relationship with his father where he's constantly torn between pleasing him and completely defying him any chance he gets

His mother is a well-known French artist who married Frank-Gerald out of love but soon discovered the man only wanted a heir and had utmost trouble staying faithful and keeping up the promises of a 'dream life' he wooed her with

His father would do anything to keep up apperances hence why any transgressions and attempts at rebellion Séb makes are quickly buried in the press. Same goes for his inevitable divorce to Gisèle that resulted in an airtight NDA, hefty settlement to 'keep her happy' (his words) and strict conditions for seeing their only son. Thanks to his team of lawyers, to the outside world their failed marriage remained picture perfect.

Séb is set to inherit his father's empire when he turns 25, over which he harbors an array of conflicting emotions: if he should leave it all behind and essentially tell 'old Gerry' to fuck off or would it mean his father would win and everything he (and his mère) went through would have been for nothing.

His most recent act of rebellion is the reason Sébastien ends up stuck in Hope County in his own version of 'Princess Heir Protection Program' with a cult twist. You can guess who becomes the Carter Mason to his Princess Rosalinda

Frank-Gerald is a big-game hunter and considered their yearly (and nonnegotiable) father-son hunting trips as perfect bonding time. Séb blames turning vegetarian on him.

Sébastien is a collector at heart, especially when it comes to first editions of items. His fashion sense is even stronger, so you can imagine how hard he takes being stranded with just the clothes on his back (outfit includes a ruined yellow Skydiving suit he cannot live down and is the source of many jokes and nicknames Calahan has for him) and the closest closet full of brands being John's.

I don't talk too much about Séb but he's on my mind all the same so consider this a Wip Whenever tag, it's been a while <3

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@direwombat @la-grosse-patate and anyone with something to share this week <3

[jarognieva]

I fucking hate children

[hydrachea]

I finally found a website that had everyone's new "Added to team with [x]" and I'm losing it over Dan Heng and Blade's lines for each other.

Dan Heng to Blade (presumably wary and weary, really hoping this won't end in ANOTHER fight like it does every time Blade finds him):

Blade to Dan Heng (???? DID YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR THE WHOLE TIME??):

Sadly the website doesn't have audio files so I can't listen to the lines, but if Blade isn't obviously taunting him I'll eat my controller. What the hell. This man had the ability to be funny all along.

[moonlightsmasquerade]

What happened swap Aaron? Sorry, kind of a newbie around lol

Oh not a problem! If I recall correctly in the MiM Swap Issac keeps hiding in the dark and scaring Aaron, so the guy is scared of the dark and barely sleeps.

[phagodyke]

looking up info on keloid scarring is so helpful. thanks man I didn't think of trying that one

[abbottisthedeathprocess]

help

@theherdofturtles

[luvsavos]

i have thoroughly traumatized ibushi in rise hard enough for him to consistently drop an orb or a mantle Every single time i fight him. poor lad just wants me to leave him alone but unfortunately i'm hunting him purely for sport/because i find his fight fun

[aphrogeneias]

girls sees picture of herself 23 dead 746 injured

[songofdeath]

I still think about how it is interesting that Karthus was SO fascinated with death he would break into dying people's houses at night to see if he could watch them die from their sickness.

Yet he never thought to just, you know, kill someone.

He didn't want to participate, just wanted to watch.

[good-nightsocialite]

If I don’t laugh about it, I’ll cry 💀