#poor life choices

[theroundbartable]

We always make Merlin like a history professor or a physician.

But hear me out.

Assassin Merlin. He's super clumsy and well known, which is bad for business, but he always get's the Job done and somehow his friends are none the wiser.

Burglar/thief Merlin. Breaking into peoples houses and somehow getting invited to tea by grandma kerry and somehow ends up being the only heir, because her children fight so much and Merlin was such a nice young man to talk to.

Pickpocket Merlin. Who let's the wallets fall and people think he gives it back to them. He get's like... 10$ rewards for honesty every time.

Butcher Merlin. This one is because he always had to skin those rabbits on hunts. Also it helps him get rid of the corpses.

Butler Merlin or bodyguard Merlin that no one wants to hire, because the hiring staff would want to protect HIM instead.

All of the above at once, btw. Merlin's life is a mess.

[another-anime-daydreamer]

Laying down on the couch eating baked Flaming Hot Doritos at 1:22 in the morning instead of sleeping is why I am such an awesome adult 😌

[sabotabby]

Ahab really took on a massive whale with a knife, huh? How did you think that was going to go, Ahab?

[staringamassivemistakeintheface]

I ultimately ended up choosing MCC over helping scan tickets for today’s football game (which I had signed up for earlier in the week). …I really should regret it, but I wasn’t about to miss the third part of this month’s Treebark Trifecta.

[grumpyoldsnake]

Someone tell me to go to bed

[richo1915]

Whoever said Sunday beers were a good idea should have their head read….

[beloveddawn-blog]

Shout out to past me, who thought, "Might as well get two while I'm buying coffee anyway. It's not like I won't use it."

You are both the hero we need and the one we want, and I'm in your debt.

[abbottisthedeathprocess]

help

@theherdofturtles

[perroulisses]

my name is Ulisses because my dog hates me and wants me dead

and also because i got very lost in downtown one time. I almost cried

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Amphetamines to get him riled up, barbiturates to bring him back down, Jones had a bloodstream like the plumbing in jail on cell inspection day.

"Zealot: A Book About Cults" - Jo Thornely

[tenth-sentence]

And there is not now upon Earth any place abiding where the memory of a time without evil is preserved.

"The Silmarillion" - J.R.R. Tolkien

[melitadala]

[maryse127]

Might be late for ballet because I was watching a video about how fast you can touch grass in each kingdom hearts game instead of making dinner :)

[grumpyoldsnake]

…I spaced out and set my sewing needle down somewhere on my bed despite telling myself that I absolutely should not do that.

And now I can’t find it. >_>;

[mbrainspaz]

from a 15 year old '25 Things About Me' facebook note. Damn. Cornelia Funke don't fail me now. 😰

[trpiaep19]

I might have done some weird decisions today...