#poor life choices
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theroundbartable · 2 years ago
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We always make Merlin like a history professor or a physician.
But hear me out.
Assassin Merlin. He's super clumsy and well known, which is bad for business, but he always get's the Job done and somehow his friends are none the wiser.
Burglar/thief Merlin. Breaking into peoples houses and somehow getting invited to tea by grandma kerry and somehow ends up being the only heir, because her children fight so much and Merlin was such a nice young man to talk to.
Pickpocket Merlin. Who let's the wallets fall and people think he gives it back to them. He get's like... 10$ rewards for honesty every time.
Butcher Merlin. This one is because he always had to skin those rabbits on hunts. Also it helps him get rid of the corpses.
Butler Merlin or bodyguard Merlin that no one wants to hire, because the hiring staff would want to protect HIM instead.
All of the above at once, btw. Merlin's life is a mess.
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another-anime-daydreamer · 3 months ago
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Laying down on the couch eating baked Flaming Hot Doritos at 1:22 in the morning instead of sleeping is why I am such an awesome adult 😌
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xenabutdryad · 29 days ago
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Woops, accidentally pulled an all-nighter with the thesis, so now ir is 7:36 am and I'm going to sleep.
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sabotabby · 2 years ago
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Ahab really took on a massive whale with a knife, huh? How did you think that was going to go, Ahab?
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six-demon-crafting · 1 year ago
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eyeing my devil yarn blanket like was that really so bad to make? it’s so soft…and the colorways are so beautiful…did i suffer that much? should i make another one
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I ultimately ended up choosing MCC over helping scan tickets for today’s football game (which I had signed up for earlier in the week). …I really should regret it, but I wasn’t about to miss the third part of this month’s Treebark Trifecta.
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grumpyoldsnake · 1 month ago
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Someone tell me to go to bed
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richo1915 · 3 months ago
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Whoever said Sunday beers were a good idea should have their head read….
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beloveddawn-blog · 5 months ago
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Shout out to past me, who thought, "Might as well get two while I'm buying coffee anyway. It's not like I won't use it."
You are both the hero we need and the one we want, and I'm in your debt.
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abbottisthedeathprocess · 1 year ago
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help
@theherdofturtles
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perroulisses · 9 months ago
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my name is Ulisses because my dog hates me and wants me dead
and also because i got very lost in downtown one time. I almost cried
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pancake-breakfast · 2 years ago
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Watched Episode 9: Save Me the Waltz of Banana Fish yesterday with my brother, and tonight spent some time catching a friend up on Attack on Titan so we watched the episode Assassin's Bullet.
Anyway, if anyone needs me for the next few days, I'm gonna be in a hole in the ground letting the bugs crawl over me as I rethink my choices in "entertainment."
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justashadetalkative · 2 years ago
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Status
Still around! Still on a quasi hiatus. I have unfortunately managed to well and truly fall back into my old abysmal college-era sleep habits and need to, uh. Fix. That. Getting as few as 2 hours of sleep multiple times a week is not sufficient for driving and working with hazardous chemicals sdlkfhsdg
Anyway! Things are fine otherwise, I’m just struggling with impulse control and such. I’ll be back once my brain starts cooperating again. ^_^;
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whats-in-a-sentence · 2 years ago
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Amphetamines to get him riled up, barbiturates to bring him back down, Jones had a bloodstream like the plumbing in jail on cell inspection day.
"Zealot: A Book About Cults" - Jo Thornely
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grumpyoldsnake · 1 year ago
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…I spaced out and set my sewing needle down somewhere on my bed despite telling myself that I absolutely should not do that.
And now I can’t find it. >_>;
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tenth-sentence · 2 years ago
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And there is not now upon Earth any place abiding where the memory of a time without evil is preserved.
"The Silmarillion" - J.R.R. Tolkien
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