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Everyone always panics about an asteroid crashing into us, but did you ever stop to consider that we would be crashing into the asteroid?

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You ever cry so much your eyebrows itch?

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Really long pool noodle except it’s made of sponge and slurps up all the water in the pool

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It’s been three days. I’m so hungry. So hungry that I… that I could… No. I have to… I have to

I don’t care that I bankrupted my entire family, I have a horse now and we are going to be best friends!! :)

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I don’t care that I bankrupted my entire family, I have a horse now and we are going to be best friends!! :)

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David Lynch saw the Nintendo Switch 2 and decided he was outta here and honestly I don’t blame him. RIP to a legend

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I’m just gonna ask - Nolan, why, out of all the myths and all the filmmakers, are you adapting The Odyssey. Just why?

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We better get a cast recording for the west end production of Great Comet or I will fucking riot. Prologue is so good with them!!!

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just told my dad about Goncharov (1973) and it reminded me of the scene where Goncharov tells that guy a thing in the stage play version of Goncharov (1973)

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Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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I want to be a girl and have a girlfriend bc girls are the best but I also like feminine men and I think I want to be some kind of deity of femininity and then I remember I’m in my Andrei Bolkonsky phase so i look serious all the time and wish I was dead

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To be a girl would be to solve all my problems, but then I would probably wish to be a boy again and then a girl and - do you see my problem

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I think I need to quit my job to focus on my laundry