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i was in a meeting today but all i could think about was the excerpts in twilight mirage episodes 1 & 2... falling in love with covenant... rest in peace sweet gumption girlie you were so real
#friends at the table#twilight mirage#signet#blooming#covenant#gumption is the most tragic divine to me but its such a close race#poor robot gods#there is no rhyme or reason to my sketch pages so enjoy perusing this scattering of little guys
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OH DANG they're bringin' back the old UC art over on Neopets!🙌🏼🎉
My last summer working at Neopets was 2007, which was riiiight on the eve of the big conversion—I rarely kept track of my more basic paintbrushes (purple, rainbow, checkered, etc), but I sure as heck kept track of all the PBs I designed that required full redraws:
I do not think I realized until this moment how many ixis I drew, apologies to all other pet species 😔🙏
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New lore additions to previous levels in Ultrakill’s latest update
Both of these can be found in 7-2, the first is a text change that appears after the payload has been delivered(I think? I got it after dying to the gutterman+guttertank combo), and the second is an entirely new book that can be found in the same building as the alt.
Contents below the cut.
New text after payload delivery. Probably Hell speaking?
The second is much more significant. This book seems to have been written by a Gutterman, and is a poem mourning the person within their coffin.
Not only is this undeniable proof of Ultrakill’s machines being sapient and capable of emotion, it also makes the Gutterman lore even more horrifying and sad. They know what was done to make them live and they are disturbed by it.
#ultrakill#ultrakill spoilers#god. that poor gutterman calling their person ‘mother’.#genuinely fucked me up for a few minutes after reading it#and they’re not only sapient but also able to write in complex ways like this#they know what could be and that what’s happening is pointlessly cruel#can we get these robots therapy or a hug or something please
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I just love how all the characters in Lcf, including the whole Fandom, always collectively disses Choi Han mercilessly for his terrible acting skills!! 🤣🤣
#tcf#lcf#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#lcf novel#choi han#choi han's poor acting skills#he's never gonna stop getting criticized for it#like...come on! you live with the best actors in the whole universe#even the children are skilled enough to scam a god at this point with their acting skills#and here we have choi han behaving like robots when it comes to acting#no wonder cale thinks of him as an innocent baby
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Post 2010-Bionicle stories be like:
“Children! Stop playing around on God’s corpse!”
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#my poor attempt at a joke#bionicle#lego bionicle#bionicle Lego#lego#bionicle lore#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#it’s true#shitpost#God’s corpse#whalefall#great spirit robot#matoran universe#what#makuta#makuta teridax#Teridax#mata nui#great spirit#rip bozo
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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me
#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what#oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened#it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs#200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs#like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo#also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1098#also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here#sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido#episode 1099#<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him#and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr#LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain#zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto#robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself#after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK#episode 1100#<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Still not dead!
I keep forgetting to upload things here as well. So I shaved off some rust with a couple of things. The first is a mushroom girl OC based off of an inkcap. I made her for a raffle, but I really like how she came out so I'm keeping her. Eventually I have a second mushroom witch idea I want to draw but that'll be whenever. It's also the first attempt at using colored pencils and it turned out alright-ish I think. I'll have to find tips for the future and get some markers to compliment like how I used a black one to blacken the blacks here.
The second image is a nice and simple picture of Angel Gabby from Angel Hare. The creators of the series' twitter liked the picture and I'm kinda freaking out because she's such a wholesome character and my twitter is full of wild shitposting and horny robot retweets. I hear the designer for Gabby also does bara-adjacent art, but...I still hope they didn't scroll down and get an unwatnted eyeful of CLANG. I'll put my thoughts on the series below the image since they're spoilers and I really think the series should be enjoyed blind.
#art#angel hare#oc#gabby#furry?#seriously though I am so sorry if I accidentally pushed some poor dude or dudette down my twitter's rabbit hole of robot pornography#I posted this to the wrong blog#that's why nobody saw it#oh god...#Gabby is a cute though
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You know how one should never trust the way certain trailers advertise an animated film?
Yeah, don't let the "silly" vibes from Transformers One fool you. This is hands down one of the most lovely surprises, animation wise, I've seen in 2024, overall. They make Optimus & Megatron's foundation of friendship feel genuinely organic, which is all the more heartbreaking seeing it go down the inevitable drain. That entire third act alone cements it not only as a great origin story for Autobots VS Decepticons, but becoming unquestionably my new favorite Transformers film, too.
GO SEE IT. DON'T LET THIS SHIT FLOP! WE NEED MORE STUFF LIKE IT!
#transfomers one#optimus prime#megatron#saw it on the big screen a few days ago#this is the kind of transformers movies i wanna see#focusing solely upon the world and robotic characters#fleshing out what made the autobots and decepticons conflict so impactful#and megatron?#god talk about a complex new iteration right here#you really feel for the poor guy in spite of his brutal methods#spoiler free mini review
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I inked those doodles from the other day and made some more! Enjoy!
Further context on the au under the cut for who is interested!
I won't begin from the start but assume he is living in the Pizza Plex's underground basement for the time being
After redesigning and building what will be new bodies for the 5 missing children, charlotte, and his son Evan, he had time to spare
While searching in out of order and backstage places, he found what remained of glamrock Bonnie and since there were pieces for him, Afton put him back together for fun
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Bonnie's head, which was what he first connected back to a battery, worked just fine, which meant he also started talking and bombarding him of questions at the speed of a machinegun
Considering the time Afton spent putting him back together they ended up chatting more than what he would have been otherwise comfortable with
Glamrock Bonnie is, therefore, also the first to know that 'Springtrap' isn't just an advanced AI like him inside of an old ass suit
His reaction was something along the lines of "you're like, mad creepy. Ya know that right? That you're mad creepy?" (Exactly these words, picture the beta glamrock chica voicetone for these, the country chica)
There is also a doodle of after he found out someone was tampering with the robots, when checking Moon's coding again after a second anomaly, he found pieces he did not put there
And of when after destroying what was of glitchtrap in the main network, he, gregory and freddy had to get rid of the last instance of mimic1, who is also burntrap
He got a bit mauled in that little stunt because of some nightmarionne staffbots that did not liked him
#my art#illustration#fnaf 3#fnaf#springtrap#five nights at freddy's#glamrock bonnie#fnaf au#afton built#the mechanist#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#where was charlotte and the other children during the glitchtrap fuckery?#or Evan#their role at the pizza plex is of for-rent robots#so they were basically outside#all that shit went down in a single weekend#by the gods if charlotte was furious about it#she calmed down and got a bit of hope for afton after she saw how much he did to keep gregory safe#it isn't much#but for someone who murdered children for his own gain#changing and trying to save the life of one even at his owns risk is quite a lot#poor fucking mechanist had work for a whole week#they had to put the glamrocks back together AND afton too#for like#the third time#i will progressively publish pieces of this au#there is a y/n as well here actually#and its a sun and moon ship insert kind of y/n#they are ok but a lil roughed up just like moon
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maybe i should talk/show more about my oc now that i’m thinking… idk! everyone is doing something for their ocs/self inserts idfkkkk…
like i just made her for funsies like haha what if i’m eltingville also everyone is eltingville/northwest why not do it…
#nobody will care anyways ANWAYS#she could be based in worse part of me to show and how toxic someone can be with their friends#or also based on how people have treated me back then when i was a teen and met some not so good friends…#yeah… maybe it could be like that but she would be very much a men hater god so toxic so she would never meet those nerd boys#is not like she wants to anyways BUT i think she meets Josh NOT in the comic store#but in some random store that sells everything yknow and they both saw a book/comic they both liked so much and then started to argue#but Vick is kinda the same as Bill and she doesn’t take a no (although she’s not physically violent like Bill but she has a big mouth)#but she’s a loser so she stfu to Josh and get the book. until they made some weird decision bc he never saw a girl like that#or fought with a girl about something he likes more than just getting insulted from his back so like they would exchange numbers/socialmedia#to read the book they want aaand that’s how they became friends because then josh started to chat more with her yknow#bc they both like akira and also robots so bc he is autistic and annoying he can’t stop yapping now that he has a friend#if he thinks that’s a friend bc Vick always blocks him bc he is so fucking annoying. yknow. meeting more toxic ppl in his life poor guy#but yeah that will be the arc of her i guess she’s also pretty lonely but the thing is she got used to it so she likes it#although doesn’t like to deal with idiots and that’s the first guy friend she ever had#her other best friend and only friend (also half toxic relationship but she treats her better) is with fake geek girl#they are from the same school and Vick always give her terrible advices and how men are terrible blah blah blah actual nonsense#also Vick is like the toxic equivalent of Bill in a girl but less violent and not that loser (she is tho)#so she will put fake geek girl into problems when she didn’t do anything and it was all Vick faults! so yeah that’s their friendship#it’s like Jerry and Bill but girls and they don’t punch each other or insult each other. but is still toxic#SO YEAH AHAHHA A LOT OF YAPPING IN HERE ABOUT MY OC MAYBE I SHOULD DRAW HER#i guess idk maybe yes maybe nah too busy
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I don’t really go here anymore but I’m very happy for Zenyatta and his new tank boyfriend
(ref: posemaniacs)
#god knows he’s needed one for a hot minute#my poor delicate robot son#overwatch#ramattra#overwatch 2#fan art#posemaniacs#this is my art#omnic#stupid sexy robots
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Really appreciate the AD writer who decided that a song someone was singing in archival footage was not comprehensible without subtitles but that the lyrics were important to hear, so the narrator would have to read them aloud. And the narrator who decided, correctly, that he was going to sing them along with the footage with full enthusiasm.
#really admire narrators who are asked to do things like this#singing or reading out subtitled dialogue#the instruction with ad narration is to keep a measured tone#that's not robotic and totally unemotional but also not obtrusive#and then they're suddenly asked to voice act#i posted before about the team who had to provide english-language audio description#for a release of a french movie which had no english dub#those poor bastards did the best anyone could be expected to#but holy god that was a disaster
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now a dnd party with a strong bond and synergy is great and all and i'm confident that my party will get there but as of right now only about 5-6 sessions in we've had multiple shouting fights, countless threats, and one instance of pvp. now. i hope this changes. me and one guy are sort of working to fix that. but it's so fun don't discount the joys of you and your friends pretending to hate each other
#william is arlocks apprentice no one has an issue with william other than that he's a giant gecko and we dont know if he needs pants or not#arlock is. arlock is a giant situation of a human soul that was beamed into a robot body in a failed ritual to put a god in there#old enough to be avalon's dad. likes to think he's intimidating (he IS avalon just doesn't CARE)#he and avalon have an uneasy truce because they realized they have similar situations#azazel is possibly not of this realm but very sweet and told us what he knows so he's okay. similarly alister seems to be pretty up front#id say they're the normalest but that is extremely situational. they know how to communicate. alister is a bloodhunter/cleric so. shrugs#hanari is jester if jester was a mad scientist. arlock Liked hanari and then got put off by their tricks and riddles#meanwhile avalon thinks hanari is the funniest mf in the world (also i'm just super close to hanari's player and i think she's hilarious)#saint/mav the rogue-barbarian jekyll/hyde normal man and infernal patron in a human body that's a little nuked#he turns into the hulk when he's mad. saint is also very nice. maz is. maz sure is. he likes hanari and azazel#arlock and azazel got into a fistfight but it was my fault 👍 i wasn't At Fault tho. me and arlock talked afterwards hes essentially a vet#avalon's just a rat bastard. unreliable narrator#there is so much potential in here we just need to learn how to not put each other on edge#thinks about last session where we spent an hour yelling at each other on how to handle an imp that wasn't supposed to be there for that#long. our poor dm. we keep catching little demons and trying to befriend them#me and arlock are gonna kill that thing when maz and hanari aren't looking tho
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Izzy in the fallout universe
#v: apocalypse#muse inspo#oh god this poor man#like how tf did I get here I’ll eat them for dinner omg he could easily be a ghoul lol#also what is a robot#original#wanted plots#f: ofmd#f: fallout#m: izzy#o: cooper#mxm#probably platonic but probably not we shall see but cooper would definitely be Izzy’s type lol#s: izzy x cooper#coozy? lol#armageddonpitchman
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A silly quirk of DSaF fics I picked up is how none of the ones set in the pizzeria at night ever acknowledge how by all means there'd be a night guard getting a fucking yaoi jumpscare, which is a shame bc the thought is hilarious
#luly talks#dsaf#god imagine on top of the murder robots you get Normal problems for a night guard like Some Fucking Guy Storming In#poor guard sleep deprived and underpaid seeing a weird orange corpse running towards the only room without a camera:
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Finally had some time to breathe so I listened to Teen Talk and I desperately want to fight Matt rn--- JOHN WICK IS AN AMAZING MOVIE SERIES BECAUSE ITS SO RIDICULOUS!!! AKIN TO THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES! YOU DON’T GO TO EITHER OF THESE FRANCHISES FOR A SMART CINEMATIC THINK PIECE! >:V
#dndads#Matt Arn0ld square up bruv#SAME AS PACIFIC RIIM IS JUST GIANT ROBOTS PUNCHING EACH OTHER#JOHN WICK IS JUST THE BABA YAGA ABSOLUTELY LAYING INTO SOME POOR FOOLS IN THE MOST CREATIVE WAYS POSSIBLE#IM TALKING HIM GETTING THEM ABSOLUTELY LAMBASTED WITH KUNG FU#I mean John Wick has a story but c'mon we aint goin to see it for the story#God he would probably hate mecha anime too#Im not actually mad btw im absolutely chuffed#Im like frustrated-annoyed-happy#Thats an absolutely fair assessment of John Wick#Now don't mind me while I go punch my hotel pillow into smithereens rn
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