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Izzy in the fallout universe
#v: apocalypse#muse inspo#oh god this poor man#like how tf did I get here I’ll eat them for dinner omg he could easily be a ghoul lol#also what is a robot#original#wanted plots#f: ofmd#f: fallout#m: izzy#o: cooper#mxm#probably platonic but probably not we shall see but cooper would definitely be Izzy’s type lol#s: izzy x cooper#coozy? lol#armageddonpitchman
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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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SUCCESSION COME BACK TO ME! KENDALL, MY BABY, COME BACK TO ME!
From Christopher Norr on IG
#at least Kendall can rest now#oh my god😭😭😭😭😭 noooo poor baby Kendall my baby man no!#kendall roy#jeremy strong#succession#roman roy#kieran culkin
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Hugo's a fun little guy 'cause he's got twice the room for stuffing >:3 This is probably a few seconds before he falls into a food coma XD
(This doodle was inspired by an rp I'm currently doing with an anon here on tumblr, it's been really fun playing as this fella and seeing how he interacts with other characters-)
This part in the rp was just way too good not to draw I'm sorry-
Hope yall enjoy this very self-indulgent doodle of my roly-poly centaur blorbo 'cause I sure do
#poor buddy is BEACHED#he's loving it though-#softcitrus hugo#male weight gain#immobile wg#male stuffing#extreme stuffing#bear#chubby centaur#trans oc#trans man#OH MY GOD HE'S NAKEY-#I love how round he looks here he is absolutely stuffed to the GILLS- O//////O
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okay, but, like, THAT'S how you do a villain story. in the FIRST scene, you watch him shoot a man in cold blood. the show tells you right away "this man is not a good man".
but then it gets you to sympathize - look at how much the world has stepped on him. look at how terrible the whole of gotham is. and even when he kills more people, does more terrible things, you still root for him. because it's fun to watch someone be terrible to terrible people. you root for sofia too, because if anyone deserves revenge its her, but you're rooting for both of them somehow.
and then the show tells you "when he was a boy he killed his brothers". but even still, you want to see what he'll do. the show is called the penguin, you want to see the penguin rise. when he lets his mother's finger almost get cut off, you pity him. he's a sad, broken thing. how could he be anything but bad? but he loves, so there must be something else there.
but then. but THEN
the show always told you: "this is the devil". but you thought, maybe the devil can make hell a little more bearable for some people. the devil is so often nuanced, sympathetic, complex. maybe he's like that.
you're wrong. there's nothing good within him and YOU rooted for him to succeed. you wanted to watch the destruction. and now you have to live with the consequences of thinking, even for a second, that he could be redeemed.
#lauren feels things#penguin spoilers#the penguin#the penguin spoilers#network execs are always talking about how they want something#'surprising but inevitable'#which is NOTHING that's a nothing phrase#eXCEPT THIS WAS EXACTLY THAT#don't even get me started on everything else#the performances the COSTUMES!!!#the story they told with sofia's costumes!!!!!!!!!!!!!#but god#the thing that got me so good#was seeing the scratches on oz's hands as he strangled vic#just like carmine and sofia's mom#i hope sofia murders oz so bad#oh and DEF don't get me started on the POWER DYNAMICS#the conversation the show was having about power#and being a woman and being a man and being rich and being poor and being white and being disabled#and how the systems of power and oppression are not at all neat#oz is a white man born poor with a disability#but he ultimately has more privilege than sofia#sofia was born on third base and inherited her kingdom but is still a woman they called crazy#who went down for a man's crime#oz is STILL right when he calls her out for her relative privilege#they both have more power over the other depending on circumstance#and then VIC#poor non-white disabled#he gets crushed under everyone#and yet has the power of LABOR ORGANIZING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My boy cannot get a single moment of peace.
From this iconic vine. Still images under the cut.
#dgm#d gray man#allen walker#just read chapter 251 and oh my god my boy allen cannot have a single moment of peace#most cursed mc of all time poor guy#apocrypos and the innocence and God himself completely shitting on this 15 year old
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SO. TO KICK OFF THE WEEK OF SPECULATION BEFORE THE UPDATE DROPS.
last night i had a bit of a Revelation. literally. i borderline woke up in a cold sweat with this realization. the way i lunged for my laptop to scream at friends... ough. lets get into it
so. i do believe I've made a couple of theory posts about Barnaby not being quite as receptive to his and Wally's "forced" best friendship as Wally - since the show wrote them to be friends instead of it happening naturally. i thought it might be a point of tension for Barn. i thought a lot.
YES SO I'M TOSSING (almost) ALL OF THAT OUT THE WINDOW!
the bios state Barnaby as Wally's best friend multiple times over. it had to be regularly reinforced. their colors were chosen to mark them as friends.
but Barnaby - presumably - can't see the bios, he wouldn't know the scripts. the friendship would be natural from his perspective. how would he know otherwise? even if the relationship started out synthetic, i don't doubt that it became genuine. in the context of their world and perceptions, realistically speaking Barnaby probably wouldn't sense anything wrong.
the reminders to be best friends weren't for Barnaby.
they were for Wally.
i'm starting to suspect that Wally is Barnaby's best friend, but Barnaby isn't Wally's. i think that Wally's "best friend" is Home - or at least Wally has a closer connection to them / Home is more important to Wally than anyone else is.
i remember reading this livestream trivia (from theneighborhoodwatch's doc, if you haven't their resources yet what are you even doing?):
and i assumed it was for Barnaby's side of the relationship. but it's not, is it? it's Wally's? and it makes too much fucking Sense! it fits! i can see it perfectly! i can feel things slotting together in my mind due to this shift in perspective, and i'm scared
Barnaby probably thinks the relationship is natural, just like how he thinks he's a real person in a real world. Wally probably knows that the relationship is a role, just like how he knows he's a puppet in a false reality.
that leaves me wondering how much of it is genuine on Wally's side. i don't doubt that they really are friends, but how deep does that connection go? in the interview, Wally sounded excited/proud about having a best friend, but how much came from a place of feeling, and how much came from a place of Fulfilling The Role? how much of it is performative? how much of it is a mask?
i've been seeing everything differently. Barnaby poses for Wally the most because he has good balance and is good at staying still, not because of favoritism or because he's Wally's best friend. in the 14 (15 including the hidden halloween) audios, Barnaby consistently seeks out Wally and checks in on him. Wally seems more casual about their relationship than Barnaby is.
i'm worried that Wally values Home & You/Us over Barnaby. that Barnaby is second or third place in Wally's heart. that Wally means more to Barnaby than he means to Wally. after all, only one of them needed their relationship to be reinforced on a seemingly regular basis.
i'm confident that Wally cares about / loves Barnaby, but the question is how much? to what extent?
#IM SO FUCKING ILL.#and by worried i mean Frothing At The Mouth. that would hurt so good. it would be delicious#i mean. it makes so much fucking sense. it feels Right!#and oh the ways this could hurt barnaby#i already suspect he has some Internal insecurities and shit but. oh man. if this is true it would break his heart wouldnt it#he has his hearts on his palms but wally's hearts are hidden on the soles of his shoes....#god. no this. this. i cant start ranting and raving about what this means for barnaby and how i think it might affect him#the picture all the pieces of What We Know About Him So Far paint#all i'll say is. comic relief characters are always a tragedy under the mask.#wh speculation#homebogging#wh theory#welcome home speculation#welcome home theory#the way i was losing my absolute shit in discord. Man.#i am continuously in premature mourning over barnaby.#eddie might be doomed by the narrative but barn is Screwed by the narrative#poor guy just can't catch a break#also the idea. the Concept. that wally might consider you/us a closer/dearer friend than barnaby#is. its. well its devastating and juicy as Fuck!#there's. there's so much to unpack here im gonna be honest#for the first time since getting into this project im feeling like im starting to see a cohesive picture#the implications. the connections. the way it ties into themes. man... oh man... And It Makes. Sense.#barnaby knows wally better than the other neighbors - Besides Home - but how much more?#does he think he knows more than he does? i mean absolutely. wally is still hardcore masking around him.#wally doesn't confide in him not really#but man. Man. oh i understand why completely. at least i like to think i do#oh boy this is gonna kill me and im gonna like it#i had this realization and i felt my neurons shift just a little. just Enough. FUCK#barnaby b beagle. baby. i am so sorry but you're gonna have a hell of a fucking time
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episode 28 doodles! for those who don't know, i do these for the live listen in the dndads discord server. i usually just do a simple monotone page and a max of 8 scenes, but for some god forsaken reason today i decided to do 11 and in colour and cell shading will probably do it again at some point ngl
#but i felt the exhaustion creeping in#might make the jodie one a full piece#maybe#if i ever wanna cry over drawing gold#also!!!!! poor scary oh my god!!!!!!#SHE CRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so happy jodie is back as jimmy tho#his voice#man#and glenn! being an absolute douche!!!!!!!!!#what a lovely episode#dndads spoilers#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#dndads taylor swift#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#scary marlowe#jodie foster#dndads jodie foster#glenn close#dndads glenn close#dndads morgan freeman#hermie the unworthy#kozlik sketches
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Ok, I have the beginning of a theory now. It was one of the Brother sisters, the one without the incriminating shoes, plus someone else who isn't her sister. The one who shot wore those shoes to incriminate the missing Brother sister and mislead the investigation. I have no motive nor a good candidate for killer #2, but the theme of doubles is just too prevalent in this season, and I can't help feeling like it's a red herring.
#also that gun. talk about a chekov's gun damn#it has technically been shot but it has not been shot *metaphorically* if you catch my drift#i'm very much not sold on this yet. but we are halfway through#it feels right to start formulating hypotheses#what else. charles said 'picture this' and i immediately went SICILY 1922 it's just baked into my brain at this point LMAO#oliver. oh my god oliver. they are *not* giving him a break this season the poor man#lots of stuff. lots and lots of stuff my brain is working at a thousand miles per hour!!!!!#can't wait for next week!!#omitb#omitb s4#omitb spoilers
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Ares? Hephaestus? God of War? God of Machines? Please. Put some respect on their names. That's Mr. Frank's Dad and Mr. Charles and Leo's Dad to you, thank you very much.
#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#the entire time Ares was on screen i was either thinking 'PUNCH HIM PERCY'#or 'thats franks dad! thats his dad!!!.... poor dude :('#and whenever Hephaestus was on screen i was all 'LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO! THE FATHER OF CHAMPIONS'#'LEO AND CHARLES DAD IN THE HOUSE!!!! THIS MAN MAKES MACHINES AND HEROES ONLY NOTHING ELSE'#'Hephaestus god of building? more like Hephaestus god of fathering the most badass and loveable demigod sons'#i was a leo fan what can i say. he charmed me with his negative riz and short king energy#im a huge fan of how he spontaneously combusts and can't sit still for more than a second and writes 'cool guy' on his own arm in sharpie#and Charles. what can i even say about him. he was like THE guy. the quintessential boyfriend guy. you think responsible you think him#you think caring you think him. you think lovable you think him. Oh Charles. he is the Romeo of this series but only in metaphor because#hes way better than Romeo. he doesn't lust after 14 y/os and stuff#anyway this show is making me insane
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Idk when or if I'll get to drawing them but just so you guys know Scar and Jimmy mean so much to me rn
#Lizzie is also awesome. Their whole dynamic is so cute#I also want to draw all 3 of them and their parrots together#wild life spoilers#when Jimmy was trying to bomb Joel the first time and Lizzie was also there being supportive of him <3#I need to watch her ep 3 still sorry. but ough scar. oh Scar...#telling Jimmy he's got him. Getting armor for him. Calling out for him. Hugging him. Telling him and Lizzie how much he loves them. ough#the Jimmy ecosystem is like a gay man thing so Lizzie doesnt belong in there anyway shes just awesome#that Etho and Jimmy interaction also made me feel a lot. That was really cute. what the fuck#but also why did Scar become suicidal help. Was he that distressed my god. Poor guy#blabber
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They shut down 9anime 😭😭😭
#my poor poor watchlist… gone#I had 30 pages of titles saved 😩😭😭😭#oh god do I hate it here#now I gotta find a new anime site and try to recreate my watchlist#but this time I’m saving it in my notes so it doesn’t disappear on my a third time cuz fuck man there was a lot#and quite a bit was older animes too 😭
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Not to sound like a broken record but Dylan Wood's Orpheus was Insane
#he did the traditional broadway ''poor little boy'' interpretation and.... dare i say it.... did it the best out of anyone#i liked donal's interpretation more bc i don't like orpheus being made a laughing stocm#but his vocals?????? oh my GOD. OH MY GOD. i don't think this man made a single mistake the entire night#so i am so sorry chibueze but....... you have been dethroned as my fav innocent little orpheus.... it is dylan now#he also did the rage part of if it's true SO WELL. his voice stayed completely sing-songy the entire time despite the yelling#so better than donal imo bc orpheus is supposed to sing the entire time!! no filthy notes there!!!#god. GOD. i was so nervous meeting him at stage door i said so many stupid things#melanie has also shocked me with a totally new hermes. i have a selfie with her now bucket list checked#lauren was persephone and she talked to us for such a long time.... she sang at croatia once....#she is apparently not even?????? professionally trained??????? WHAT??????? i fell on my ass hearing it#dylan stays as orpheus until february so i might have to return sooner rather than later........... hopefully........ pls.....#hadestown liveblog#when he turns around he is like ''shit. it is over. i am done. nothing left.'' he isn't even hurrying or hysterical he judt breaks down#he is so raw and hopeful and INNOCENT in it all.... the yearning on his face.... oh ym GOD
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Circus music intensifies...
@vellichorom
#tsp#the stanley parable#stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#art#tsp fanart#fanart#tspud#LilyDoesDrawArt#oh god what have i done to him#this poor man#im sorry#not really but i am yknow
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jack and katherine dated for almost a year before breaking up extremely amicably and becoming the most chaotic besties ever. king and queen of yes anding, fully funded by a credit card stolen off of katherine's dad that she's told him would be homophobic to take back so he feels like he can't.
#i think modern au pulitzer is like. determined to prove he's not homophobic but also he is extremely classist and that's the issue#he's like of Course i don't mind that you're dating a woman. please consider breaking up with this particular woman as she is below our cla#could not care less about kat being bisexual but by god could she Please date somebody with a recognizable last name#kat has jack over for dinner when they're dating and Pulitzer is sitting there fuming.#they break up and he's like oh thank god two weeks later kat is like me and jack are going to France for fashion week#and pulitzer is like please not again. i hate that poor motherfucker.#and kat is like we are Not dating but he's my best friend. get used to it#and jack is like <3 >:) fuck you old man#newsies#jack kelly#katherine plumber
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Guess Who? Global Series Panthers edition.
my favourite dynamic for dumb games that don't particularly matter is sore loser who's trying not to be a sore loser and man who acts like winning means he gets the keys to the city rather than just a participation sticker
#eetu luostarinen#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#if not because we get to make the finns sit down and do dumb stuff for us in the name of patriotism#im sorry pairing mikksy and luosty for content will always be funny#because of the way mikksy tries to downplay the irrational need of needing to completely destroy him (in competition) (but also-)#but also both of them choosing their fellow finns because god forbid they choose anyone else#you two are so predictable#“well ive got a 25% (to win) right now if i guess... (guesses despite the bad odds)”#the inherent need to destroy luosty calls to him because luosty is insufferable when he wins#but has mikksy considered hes worse when HE wins#TOOK THE 25% CHANCE TO BET ON LUOSTY BEING AN EGOISTICAL BASTARD SO WHO LOOKS BAD NOW#on par with “close your eyes for this part. what colour is mikkolas eyes”#[mikksy blocking the side of his face so if luosty cheats he cant win to which luosty doesnt cheat and still loses]#LUOSTY SMKRKING TOO OH HE KNEW#MIKKSY IS SO INSUFFERABLE WHEN HE WINS#THE SHARED LOOK OF GLEE WHEN HE REALISES ITS SASHA#“thats easy! thats too easy!! (sore loser)” “well try mine now (man who is literally set up luosty for success so he doesnt get sulky)”#“i mean... is it mo?” “(laughs of utter disbelief and a little concern)” LUOSTY YOU JUST ASKED THE ARE THEY CANADIAN QUESTION#AND MIKKSY SAID NO. WHAT DO YOU THINK PAUL IS?????#also this most likely being filmed after the “i think mikkola curses at me in finnish” saga MAKES ME CRY LUOSTY STOP TEASING MIKKSY#POOR MAN WAS SWEATING HAVING TO DENY IT AND SAY PAUL WAS JUST BEING FUNNY PLEASEEEE#“almost... lundy 😄” “of course it is” PLEASE#this just in the kitten has teeth now so hes on his way to being paul huh 😭😭😭😭#crying i love these two so much my emotional support finn pair
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