#poor marco

[luna-orix]

precious cinammon rolls

[fluffykitty149]

Me: I love Starco! 🥰

Other Person: Didn’t it ruin both characters?

Me slowly pulling out a white board and 7+ google docs: I never said I liked canon Starco

(Honestly I liked a bunch of the ships so please ask about any ship)

[saraptor-art]

~good vibes~

“home remedy” rhea

she grows up to be a huge guesstimater in a lot of things, medicine included. marco tries his best to teach her the proper practices, but her way works out fine 99% of the time so she often disregards it. luck just so happens to be on her side every time she avoids poisoning her crewmates

“okay, i’ll add about the width of my thumb of this ingredient,”

“that is NOT an accurate rule of measurement.”

“yes it is, it’s a huge difference if i added about the width of my thumb NAIL!”

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

saw this post and was like JAKE LONG??? LOOK AT HIS LIL CUTE GRUMPY ROUND FACE i just had to do a little redraw 😭

and its an absolute travesty that Jake didn't get to roast Dr. Doofenshmirtz (im sure he would have such fire *snort* bangers)

also bonus doodle because ;3

[marcobodtlives]

Armin is a great character, but he carries the burden of everyone seeing their lost loved ones in him

——

Jean sees Marco in Armin. (Curiousness, smarts, inquisitive, full of wonderment, kindness, empathy, the ability to overcome fear and serve a greater purpose, protectiveness…)

Levi and Hange see Erwin in Armin. (Leadership, planning, the ability to ‘abandon their humanity’ for the greater good, trust, strategy…)

It’s not confirmed but I suspect Zeke sees at least part of his younger self in Armin. (The isolation, feeling out of depth, worried about not living up to potential, meeting the same standards as their fellow cadets…)

+ Bonus I’m sorry

[natsuki208]

Well fellas, here he is. 🥲🥲🥲

[the-anxious-acrobat]

celia and marco are not as doomed by the narrative as they are doomed by a couple of men having a dick measuring contest 😒

[bezzplaining]

In what world is this fit? motogp ✨️

[aurorangen]

Who's excited for the family gathering?

Transcript:

Marco: Petrah…why do I have to come to your family gathering?

Petrah: Hey! I was practically forced to come here, so I am making you too [all smug]

Marco: [sulks then fake smiles] But you are wasting my precious sleeping time.

Petrah: Honey [even faker smile] you'll get your precious beauty sleep once we're back.

[Casper toddles behind with no idea where they are going]

Petrah: We'll stay for a bit then leave secretly. Sound good to you?

[They arrive and are greeted by Connie, who we know has an estranged relationship with her twin]

Connie: Petrah. You actually made it, what a surprise to see you in person and not on the big screen.

Petrah: [clears throat] And it's nice to see you too…Connie. You've met Mar-

[Before Marco even has a chance to speak, Connie goes and picks up Casper from his arms]

Connie: Ahh my baby Caspeeeeeer! Look how big you are!

[Both look at then ignore Marco who just stands there. Casper giggles]

Noah: Welcome welcome! Wow I finally get to meet you two, come on in everyone's waiting!

Petrah: [in her head] God he's so loud. Ugh of course Connie knows someone like him [smiles and shakes his

hand pretending to make a good impression] Hi Noah! Oh yes, we meet at last! Can't wait to see Briar!

[manitapaleta]

Rest in Piss, you will be missed

Mr. Lonely-Pepperoni

🪦 🍕

[nooripoori]

Okay but Cele has so many people to take care of him but sometimes everyone trusts the other to take care of him and he ends up like ☹️ this in the bed until he runs out of patience and starts wailing.

He gets fussed over so nicely after that

oh yeah there have definitely been some times when everyone thought that someone was with Cele taking care of him but in actuality none of them were there and it led to Cele having a break down.

Luca had suggested time and time again that they should hire a babysitter for Cele if they were going to go around the world with him or atleast they should have Migno there with them so that when they’re all busy someone should be there to tend to Cele. But Cele didn’t like someone he didn’t know taking care of him and every babysitter they had hired was unsuccessful because he just wouldn’t settle. And Migno was busy this week so he couldn’t come with them and Cele had thrown a temper tantrum when they had suggested he stayed behind with him.

Most of the problems arise during media day, as all of them are busy at the same time and for long periods of time, even Carola is busy so they don’t have anyone to stay with Cele in Pecco’s trailer. And they can’t bring him around to their interviews cuz Cele hates crowded places and wanders off when he isn’t being payed full attention to.

Which leads them to todays predicament, they had asked in the vr46 gc if anyone was free to take care of Cele and most of them had given their time tables as to when they would be free and when they would be busy. They said that whenever someone had a free slot they could go check up on Cele and make sure he was fine.

But they had discussed this 3 days ago and right now as Luca stands in the media hospitality he can see Marco and Franky also there giving interviews and he just knows for a fact that Pecco is in the press conference with Carola, they have all been here for atleast the past hour so that just means one thing. Everyone forgot about the arrangement and Cele has been left alone in the trailer for the past hour.

The last time anyone of them saw Cele was a hour ago, Franky had put him to sleep and sent everyone a picture of him in the gc. And you would think that hey he was sleeping and it has only been an hour so he will most probably still be asleep, but Cele has this habit that when he’s sleeping and it’s too quite he wakes up automatically to check his surroundings. And they found out the hard way that when he wakes up and he’s alone, you best believe that he will cry and not talk to anyone for a whole day.

So as he’s sitting here in the middle of his interview all Luca can do is pray that Cele is still asleep and that one of the boys gets free soon enough to check on him.

5 mins or so pass and when Luca turns to his left he sees Bezz getting up to leave, so he sends a quick text to tell him to go and check on Cele

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See Bezz has told everyone that he’s the least fit to take care of Cele. There have been multiple occasions where whenever he’s taking care of Cele one of them has ended up in tears, the only thing he thinks he’s good at is putting Cele to sleep. Pecco has tried to reassure him on multiple occasions that Cele likes him the most and is always asking for him but he’s pretty sure Pecco only says that to not hurt his feelings.

So as he’s leaving the hospitality and sees the mssg from Luca asking him to run to Cele cuz he’s been alone for an hour. He curses the seven skies as to why it had to be him to check on Cele and not anyone else. Now don’t think that he doesn’t love Cele, he’s obsessed with that kid, but he has never been able to console a crying Cele.

So as he reaches Pecco’s trailers door he has to take several deep breaths and remind himself that Cele is just a baby and anyone can handle a baby. As he opens the door he expects to be met with a crying Cele but there is no sound whatsoever, and breathes a sigh of relief thinking that Cele is still asleep. But as he enters Pecco’s room he sees Cele sitting up in the middle of the bed and looking down on his lap. Which is weird in and of itself because Cele is by no means a quiet child and he doesn’t like sitting still.

So as he calls out to him and gets no answer he is terribly concerned. He sits down on the bed and takes Cele’s face in his hands and he swears he hears his heart break, Cele is looking up at him with silents tears falling down his face. He quickly picks him up, puts him in his lap and wipes aways his tears, Cele quickly latches on to him and atp he’s having body wracking sobs but he lets out no sound.

Bezz picks him up and starts walking around and patting his back in attempts to soothe him but nothing works. This goes on for 10 mins when finally he feels Cele relax in his hold and the tears stop. Bezz sits down and backs away to look at Cele. He looks up at Bezz and Bezz swears what he says breaks his already broken heart even more.

“Everyone forget Cele…”

And Bezz has never heard Cele sound so sad and broken, he hugs Cele again and spews endless apologies and excuses as to why they were not with him. As he soothes Cele with one hand he takes his phone out with the other one to text the gc to get their asses here and help him make Cele happy.

While he’s waiting for them he tries to make Cele smile but no matter what he does Cele has a big frown on his face. He tries feeding him his favourite snacks(which get rejected) and he gives him his favourite toys(which he doesn’t even look at). So Bezz does what he does best, he peppers him with tons and tons of kisses on his face and blows raspberries on his stomach which FINALLY cracks a smile on Cele’s face.

He takes that as encouragement and starts tickling Cele which results in him letting out the loudest laughs. This goes on for awhile and when he stops Cele sits up and gives Bezz a kiss on the cheek.

“I like you Bezz.”

Bezz won’t admit it but he shed a few tears hearing that.

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All of them had come running to Pecco’s trailer as soon as their interviews had ended and as they open the door they expect to find a crying Cele and Bezz but what they find melts their hearts. Bezz sleeping on the bed with Cele cuddled up on his chest. After taking multiple pics they wake them up and then the rest of the day is spent with them showering Cele with hugs and kisses. They promise Cele that they won’t ever forget him again and the rest of the race weekend atleast one of them stays with Cele at all times or brings him to their garages.

more baby cele

[breezeowci]

[trennoandgreggo]

I can cry myself to sleep now

[lottiies]

OH MY GOD

[mugiwara-lucy]

My poor BBY has lost EVERYTHING 😭

Like think about it!

He's lost Ace:

His captain:

And his crew is god knows where 🥺

[natsuki208]

Marco: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Jean: Wow. This guy sounds stupid.

Marco: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Jean: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Marco: I guess you’re right. Hey Jean, I love you.

Jean: See! Just say that!

Marco: Oh my god!

Jean: If that flies over his head then, sorry Marco, but he’s too dumb for you.

Marco: Jean!!