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Lexa has been very naughty this year. Instead of coal in her stocking, she wants Clarke to fill it up with something else 😏
Listen. I almost didn't write this one... and now is kind of my favorite one 🤭
For Day 2: Naughty or Nice List
Mature. G!P Clarke. Cracky and ... cute? more than smutty. It's so unserious though 😆
Soooo, what am I getting for Christmas, santa?" Lexa jokes, she toys with the white pompom of Clarke's Santa hat still placed over her head even after all four rounds they just got down to.
Clarke snorts, shaking her head as she looks down at her "You've been so naughty this year"
They giggle, Clarke running her hand on Lexa's side with the hand not currently holding her own head.
"Your stocking are going to be full of coal" she huffs as Lexa, laying on her back beside her keeps playing with the pompom of her had
"What!? No! That's not fair!"
"Just yesterday you sent me a nude while i was having lunch with my dad!" Clarke yelps.
"You said you were in the car!"
"With him!"
"That was an accident!'" Lexa huff, and continues playing with the pompom "All my past naughtiness, if i recall correctly, you've throughoutfully enjoyed"
"You've still been naughty" Clarke rolls her eyes playfully "And people on the naughty list only get coal" she fake frowns, and then really frowns "Specially if you call me Santa, please don't fucking call me Santa again"
Lexa laughs with an eyeroll of her own "I think I've done plenty of nice things for you, miss. Haven't I?"
"Mmmh, maybe" Clarke can't help but smile
"Maybe my stockings could be filled with something else"
"See! Naughty!" Clarke laughs as Lexa's smirks turns into a grin.
"Oh I am merely trying to be nice, only for your benefit really"
"Oh my benefit? How so?"
"Well your balls should alway have a safe place to be relieved, shouldn't they?" Lexa tries her best at a serious face and fails spectacularly when a giggle escapes her.
"Ohhh, i see" Clarke laughs and leans down to kiss her, slowly but surely moving and laying on top of Lexa
"You want me to fill you?"
"Yess, my love"
"You do, baby?"
"Mmm, always."
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Mmm, let's see what might be in this one" Lexa says softly shaking the gift box in her hands.
Is Christmas morning and they're laying on the floor of their apartment beside their tree.
She smiles at Clarke until she hears the rocking of the items inside the box and her smile drops as she shakes the box again, more strongly.
"Is this-...? Clarke did you seriously got me coal?"
"What did you expect? You've been a very naughty girl, Lexa" Clarke says with a small smile.
"Clarke, i swear to fucking-" she shakes the box forcefully glaring at Clarke until she interrupts her.
"Why don't you open it, hun? It's very very nice coal"
"If you-"
"Open it" Lexa huffs, but complies, glaring at Clarke all the way to make sure she knew how terrible it would be for her, if she had decided to get Lexa actual coal.
At first glace, they did look like coal.
At second glance though? The box had scattered around an array and variety of plugs, bullets and small dildos. All black, some shiny, so mate, some sparky and some with purple or blue shades as well.
Lexa's eyebrows lifted in surprise as her mouth fell sightly open, slowly a smile started to grow as she could help little giggle and gasp that she let out.
"What...? Clarke!" She turned to laugh at a grinning Clarke, still very casually leaning against the foot of the couch
"You deserved all that coal for how naughty you've been"
Still laughing Lexa crawls forward to straddle Clarke and kiss her "You just got me like 15 different sex toys" she laughs between kisses as Clarke just smiles at her
"To be fair i had already bought some of them... I just replaced them for black ones"
"I love you"
"I love you. And we should be trying all of them today" Clarke smirks at her
"Clarke! No!"
"But it's going to be fun!"
"There's a butt plug that's the size of my fist! We're not trying that today!" Clarke merely laughs and looks up with a little shrug.
"Clarke I mean it. No. No as in Rudolf no"
Laughing hard Clarke throws her head back "Okay, the best thing we've ever done is make our safe word Rudolf" Lexa laughs with her, and still cupping her face leans in for another kiss.
#clexmas 24#day 2#naughty or nice list#7 days of Clexa#Wanheda's Dagger#G!P#g!p Clarke#This could#possibly be a far far future of Poor Judgment#Like... it fits too fucking well 🤣#I just thought about it like “mmh maybe 🧐” and then I thought “15 toys is a lot..🤔 Poor Judgment Clarke is Rich! 🤣”#so yeah.#it's definitely them in the future#Poor Judgment
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Democracy is on the line and corporate media are now being FORCED to reveal their blatant partisanship by not endorsing the ONLY obvious logical candidate that supports democracy for president.
If the LA Times can't endore Harris over Trump they have no business pretending to be objective reporters of news because of such poor judgment.
Cancel your LA Times subscription.
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Cuban Singer Ovi Arrested, Video Shows Him Pointing Gun At Driver Charges Including Aggravated Assault With A Firearm, Improper Exhibition Of A Firearm, And Possession Of A Controlled Substance-Percocet – Judge Allows $6500 Bail And He's Allowed To Keep His Pistola– Miami Florida reporting
Ovi, whose real name is Ovidio Crespo-Retureta,
Giuseppe Benignini, was driving next to an iridescent McLaren that was being followed by a black Lamborghini SUV.
The McLaren suddenly changed lanes into Benignini's path, nearly hitting Benignini's vehicle.
Benignini honked his horn and that's when the driver of the McLaren pulled out a firearm and Benignini ducked, believing the driver was going to shoot him
Ovi was taken into custody Tuesday while driving a black Lamborghini Urus. He had a black Sig Sauer handgun in his waistband, the report said.
Authorities also found a backpack inside the Lamborghini containing two Percocet pills, the report said. A Taser found found on the SUV's floorboard and a passenger had a Taser in his waistband.
A judge set the gunman's bond at $6,500. Prosecutors sought to have him not allowed to use firearms, but his defense attorney argued he should still be allowed to possess them, and the judge agreed.
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Misconstrued
Colored by Strangers I am Jaded perception False conclusions All illusion All seeming Zero understanding Fools rush in... Creating abstracts Their interpretation of me. Shades undefined -equals- Marred repertoire The unconventional- REJECTED! Predictability required- ONLY! They draw straws The shortest stick- black I get the shortest stick Yet proud Being misunderstood Damn their judgment! I…
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Vanny regrets living at the FNAF pizzaplex even more now..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#mike schmidt#security breach#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#YALL ever think about that Vanessa just lives in the pizzaplex#like she literally has her own room with a camping bag and a laptop#trash on the ground and her name on the wall#Vanessa lives in squalor#she’s definitely embarrassed to share her ‘home’ with Mike#like Mike isn’t judgmental just.. worried concerned for her BAHA#HES ALSO poor so he gets it but at the very least he still has a house#maybe Vanessa can bunk with him and Abby until she finds an apartment or something pff#MORE Vanny and Mike!! promise didn’t forget this duo 🩵💜
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Old Age is Just a Beginning
Psalm 71:9. Cast me not off in the time of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth. Psalms 69-71 are David’s impassioned pleas for God to protect him from his enemies; to save him from shame and defeat. The attempts against his life started when he was very young, and continued into his old age. He had times of blessing and prosperity, and he had times of grinding loneliness and…
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#Face to face with Jesus!#failing strength#Heb. 13:5#humble before God#leads to heaven for the believer#Old Age is Just a Beginning#personal level as we age#physical debility#poor judgment#Psalm 71:9
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I bet Soda’s spelling wasn’t even that bad and Ponyboy’s just a pretentious prick
#I think I checked once and there were I THINK (I have a bad memory don’t quote me) like three mistakes and they were all minor#pony’s just a judgmental dick#it’s cool tho he’s funny#I love him he’s my baby#poor soda was just trying to say how much he misses him and how hard everyone was taking it#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis
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why do you think Sofia (OBX) didn't go to college?
I think it was financial reasons, that’s the most likely explanation. Perhaps she had to provide another form of income for her family, which we see in s4. She’s an older sibling of four, so maybe her parents needed the extra cash. She could’ve put off college for a year and now she’s stuck in her job or something? Anyone else have any theories/headcannons?
Also just want to talk about Rafe’s classism here– he rolls his eyes, he’s unsympathetic to her. Rafe had college handed to him on a plate, which he messed up (since he’s literally 19 in s1 so he’s most likely a drop out). And instead of working hard and honestly for his money (like Sofia does), he took the easy and immoral path, spurred by his greed. And it’s his greed that leads him into this mess. His greed incited him to put a hit on his father (scared of losing the gold from the cross, Tannyhill, etc…)
He writes off Sofia’s “wrong move” because he can’t relate, whereas Sofia endeavours to help/understand his situation, despite him barely giving her anything to work with.
#he’s soooo bratty#and indecisive#like he really just uses barry and sofia#the two of them being on opposite ends of rafe’s moral spectrum in which he just swings between#barry being the one to convince rafe to kill ward and sofia being the one to convince him to save ward#rafe cameron come up with an original opinion challenge go#and once again POOR SOFIA#here she is trying her best to give some good advice to his vague bullshitty prompts and he’s being so condescending and judgmental#outer banks#rafe and sofia#sofia outer banks#rafe x sofia#rafe cameron#sofia obx#fiona palomo#drew starkey#rafe cameron thoughts#sofia outer banks thoughts#༊*·˚syren
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headcanon
Sometimes Steph and/or Jason will make poor kid foods and everyone else will get very judgmental or very awkward. Like that time that Steph made a tuna quesadilla, or when Jason made a butter sandwich.
#dc comics#headcanon#batfam#jason todd#stephanie brown#poor kid life#poor alfred#the tuna quesadilla broke him#damian and tim are camp judgmental#dick just feels very awkward#like he's not sure how to react#circus poor and city poor are very different lol
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hiii quick question what do you mean erik's heart EXPLODED when he tried to work together with storm??? how did this happen???? WHAT DID THEY DO
HIIII QUICK ANSWER and a severe need for correction on my end: i got my info horribly mangled SPOILERS storm did not explode his heart
during the AXE (Avengers/X-Men/Eternals) Judgement Day story, in X-Men Red #5-7 erik has his heart ripped out by uranos and has to exhaust his magnetism to keep his blood flowing
[X-Men Red (2022) #5]
[X-Men Red (2022) #6]
because As We Know electricity affects magnetism, storm jumpstarts erik's powers and keeps him going for a lil longer until they've dealt with the threat at hand
[X-Men Red (2022) #6]
[X-Men Red (2022) #6]
he'll die after this tho Evidently not from an exploded heart by storm (who, ironically, was trying to keep him alive with her electricity). he dies from the inability to keep his blood flowing anymore. because his heart was ripped out earlier and he has a gaping hole in his chest VJELKEAKL
[X-Men Red (2022) #7)
ANYWAY thank you for the opportunity to correct myself: erik's heart did not explode from storm overcharging him and i have to go fist fight my brother for giving me the wrong info
#long post#snap chats#i havent had the chance to read x-men red yet: my initial impression came from my brother retelling me the story#i forget why we were talking about judgment exactly .. i think i was just asking how erik dies#BUT YEAH i have to go beat him up late how DARE i be inaccurate on the internet. my poor internet credibility RUINED#anyways stefano caselli owns my whole dick and balls whenever he draws magneto i love his style so much#he looks so handsome ........... i could stare at him for hours#i gotta read x-men red sometime i heard its great also i need to look at erik for twelve hours. even if he is dying#THIS ART IS SO FUCKING YUMMY I DONT CAREEE MY WIFE IS DYING he'll look hot doing it
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~Listen Along~
#art stuff#Gregory Horror Show#GHS#Death#The First Guest#The Second Guest#Hiroshi#Hiroko#Lost Doll#Dead Body#Poor Conductor#Stephen Haniwa#Mummy Mama#Gregory (GHS)#Neko Zombie#Roulette Boy#Judgment Boy Gold#Gregory Mama#(( been working on this for the past 1 2/3 months so I hope the effort shows through! ))#(( this is something I've been meaning to do for a long time and did so to celebrate getting my wrist fixed :) ))
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lmfao. would you seriously take marital advice from someone who had been divorced three times?
#i don't think the goal of marital counseling should be to stay married at any cost and sometimes divorce is the right option#but i do think that racking up multiple divorces is usually a sign of poor judgment
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I'm sorry but bioware saying you "won't have needed to play the other games" or "they won't matter in veilguard" is 10x funnier when you realize that the characters they're introducing are intrinsically tied to the last games AND THE BOOKS/COMICS
#that entire interview was just a bad judgment call i SWEAR#i get that they want to draw in a bigger audience for this game as they want the sales higher#i definitely understand that#but the phrasing they chose was oh so poor#especially regarding the solas romance#but it's so hilarious after they announced the companions#varric and harding are SO TIED TO THE OTHER GAMES#especially harding???? who if you didn't play inquisition will be a blip for you#and then learning that lucanis and neve come from the comics or books or something#absolutely stupid interview gets dumber as it ages#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age
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unfortunately if you put an edit of beatrice vaping in front of me I will make this about kuwana
#kuwana jin#jin kuwana#yagami takayuki#takayuki yagami#lost judgment#judgment#beatrice umineko#beatrice the golden witch#battler ushiromiya#ushiromiya battler#umineko#umineko no naku koro ni#when they cry#wtc#crossover#jichanart#to my mutual who likes both umineko and judgment: i am speaking directly into your ear right now. i know you. i see you.#when i see your notif i will cheer.#art with an audience of mostly me#poor battler never lived past the 80s. he doesn't know what a vape is#you might be shocked to know this is not the first time i've put beatrice and kuwana in the same image#i like two things. i smush them together. a tale as old as time
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He refused to let me close after the photoshoot I made him do
I said I am sorry! :'>
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