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blu3haw4 · 24 days ago
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Lexa has been very naughty this year. Instead of coal in her stocking, she wants Clarke to fill it up with something else 😏
Listen. I almost didn't write this one... and now is kind of my favorite one 🤭
For Day 2: Naughty or Nice List
Mature. G!P Clarke. Cracky and ... cute? more than smutty. It's so unserious though 😆
Soooo, what am I getting for Christmas, santa?" Lexa jokes, she toys with the white pompom of Clarke's Santa hat still placed over her head even after all four rounds they just got down to.
Clarke snorts, shaking her head as she looks down at her "You've been so naughty this year"
They giggle, Clarke running her hand on Lexa's side with the hand not currently holding her own head.
"Your stocking are going to be full of coal" she huffs as Lexa, laying on her back beside her keeps playing with the pompom of her had
"What!? No! That's not fair!"
"Just yesterday you sent me a nude while i was having lunch with my dad!" Clarke yelps.
"You said you were in the car!"
"With him!"
"That was an accident!'" Lexa huff, and continues playing with the pompom "All my past naughtiness, if i recall correctly, you've throughoutfully enjoyed"
"You've still been naughty" Clarke rolls her eyes playfully "And people on the naughty list only get coal" she fake frowns, and then really frowns "Specially if you call me Santa, please don't fucking call me Santa again"
Lexa laughs with an eyeroll of her own "I think I've done plenty of nice things for you, miss. Haven't I?"
"Mmmh, maybe" Clarke can't help but smile
"Maybe my stockings could be filled with something else"
"See! Naughty!" Clarke laughs as Lexa's smirks turns into a grin.
"Oh I am merely trying to be nice, only for your benefit really"
"Oh my benefit? How so?"
"Well your balls should alway have a safe place to be relieved, shouldn't they?" Lexa tries her best at a serious face and fails spectacularly when a giggle escapes her.
"Ohhh, i see" Clarke laughs and leans down to kiss her, slowly but surely moving and laying on top of Lexa
"You want me to fill you?"
"Yess, my love"
"You do, baby?"
"Mmm, always."
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Mmm, let's see what might be in this one" Lexa says softly shaking the gift box in her hands.
Is Christmas morning and they're laying on the floor of their apartment beside their tree.
She smiles at Clarke until she hears the rocking of the items inside the box and her smile drops as she shakes the box again, more strongly.
"Is this-...? Clarke did you seriously got me coal?"
"What did you expect? You've been a very naughty girl, Lexa" Clarke says with a small smile.
"Clarke, i swear to fucking-" she shakes the box forcefully glaring at Clarke until she interrupts her.
"Why don't you open it, hun? It's very very nice coal"
"If you-"
"Open it" Lexa huffs, but complies, glaring at Clarke all the way to make sure she knew how terrible it would be for her, if she had decided to get Lexa actual coal.
At first glace, they did look like coal.
At second glance though? The box had scattered around an array and variety of plugs, bullets and small dildos. All black, some shiny, so mate, some sparky and some with purple or blue shades as well.
Lexa's eyebrows lifted in surprise as her mouth fell sightly open, slowly a smile started to grow as she could help little giggle and gasp that she let out.
"What...? Clarke!" She turned to laugh at a grinning Clarke, still very casually leaning against the foot of the couch
"You deserved all that coal for how naughty you've been"
Still laughing Lexa crawls forward to straddle Clarke and kiss her "You just got me like 15 different sex toys" she laughs between kisses as Clarke just smiles at her
"To be fair i had already bought some of them... I just replaced them for black ones"
"I love you"
"I love you. And we should be trying all of them today" Clarke smirks at her
"Clarke! No!"
"But it's going to be fun!"
"There's a butt plug that's the size of my fist! We're not trying that today!" Clarke merely laughs and looks up with a little shrug.
"Clarke I mean it. No. No as in Rudolf no"
Laughing hard Clarke throws her head back "Okay, the best thing we've ever done is make our safe word Rudolf" Lexa laughs with her, and still cupping her face leans in for another kiss.
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genx3791 · 1 year ago
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scottguy · 3 months ago
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Democracy is on the line and corporate media are now being FORCED to reveal their blatant partisanship by not endorsing the ONLY obvious logical candidate that supports democracy for president.
If the LA Times can't endore Harris over Trump they have no business pretending to be objective reporters of news because of such poor judgment.
Cancel your LA Times subscription.
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tocitynews · 4 months ago
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Cuban Singer Ovi Arrested, Video Shows Him Pointing Gun At Driver Charges Including Aggravated Assault With A Firearm, Improper Exhibition Of A Firearm, And Possession Of A Controlled Substance-Percocet – Judge Allows $6500 Bail And He's Allowed To Keep His Pistola– Miami Florida reporting
Ovi, whose real name is Ovidio Crespo-Retureta,
Giuseppe Benignini, was driving next to an iridescent McLaren that was being followed by a black Lamborghini SUV.
The McLaren suddenly changed lanes into Benignini's path, nearly hitting Benignini's vehicle.
Benignini honked his horn and that's when the driver of the McLaren pulled out a firearm and Benignini ducked, believing the driver was going to shoot him
Ovi was taken into custody Tuesday while driving a black Lamborghini Urus. He had a black Sig Sauer handgun in his waistband, the report said.
Authorities also found a backpack inside the Lamborghini containing two Percocet pills, the report said. A Taser found found on the SUV's floorboard and a passenger had a Taser in his waistband.
A judge set the gunman's bond at $6,500. Prosecutors sought to have him not allowed to use firearms, but his defense attorney argued he should still be allowed to possess them, and the judge agreed.
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upsyjaja · 10 months ago
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Misconstrued
Colored by Strangers I am Jaded perception False conclusions All illusion All seeming Zero understanding Fools rush in... Creating abstracts Their interpretation of me. Shades undefined -equals- Marred repertoire The unconventional- REJECTED! Predictability required- ONLY! They draw straws The shortest stick- black I get the shortest stick Yet proud Being misunderstood Damn their judgment! I…
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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Vanny regrets living at the FNAF pizzaplex even more now..
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granonine · 2 years ago
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Old Age is Just a Beginning
Psalm 71:9. Cast me not off in the time of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth. Psalms 69-71 are David’s impassioned pleas for God to protect him from his enemies; to save him from shame and defeat. The attempts against his life started when he was very young, and continued into his old age. He had times of blessing and prosperity, and he had times of grinding loneliness and…
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jamandjazz · 6 months ago
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I bet Soda’s spelling wasn’t even that bad and Ponyboy’s just a pretentious prick
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lostsyren · 1 month ago
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why do you think Sofia (OBX) didn't go to college?
I think it was financial reasons, that’s the most likely explanation. Perhaps she had to provide another form of income for her family, which we see in s4. She’s an older sibling of four, so maybe her parents needed the extra cash. She could’ve put off college for a year and now she’s stuck in her job or something? Anyone else have any theories/headcannons?
Also just want to talk about Rafe’s classism here– he rolls his eyes, he’s unsympathetic to her. Rafe had college handed to him on a plate, which he messed up (since he’s literally 19 in s1 so he’s most likely a drop out). And instead of working hard and honestly for his money (like Sofia does), he took the easy and immoral path, spurred by his greed. And it’s his greed that leads him into this mess. His greed incited him to put a hit on his father (scared of losing the gold from the cross, Tannyhill, etc…)
He writes off Sofia’s “wrong move” because he can’t relate, whereas Sofia endeavours to help/understand his situation, despite him barely giving her anything to work with.
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ravenclawshermione · 6 months ago
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headcanon
Sometimes Steph and/or Jason will make poor kid foods and everyone else will get very judgmental or very awkward. Like that time that Steph made a tuna quesadilla, or when Jason made a butter sandwich.
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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago
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hiii quick question what do you mean erik's heart EXPLODED when he tried to work together with storm??? how did this happen???? WHAT DID THEY DO
HIIII QUICK ANSWER and a severe need for correction on my end: i got my info horribly mangled SPOILERS storm did not explode his heart
during the AXE (Avengers/X-Men/Eternals) Judgement Day story, in X-Men Red #5-7 erik has his heart ripped out by uranos and has to exhaust his magnetism to keep his blood flowing
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[X-Men Red (2022) #5]
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[X-Men Red (2022) #6]
because As We Know electricity affects magnetism, storm jumpstarts erik's powers and keeps him going for a lil longer until they've dealt with the threat at hand
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[X-Men Red (2022) #6]
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[X-Men Red (2022) #6]
he'll die after this tho Evidently not from an exploded heart by storm (who, ironically, was trying to keep him alive with her electricity). he dies from the inability to keep his blood flowing anymore. because his heart was ripped out earlier and he has a gaping hole in his chest VJELKEAKL
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[X-Men Red (2022) #7)
ANYWAY thank you for the opportunity to correct myself: erik's heart did not explode from storm overcharging him and i have to go fist fight my brother for giving me the wrong info
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asklordofthelost · 10 months ago
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~Listen Along~
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alliluyevas · 1 month ago
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lmfao. would you seriously take marital advice from someone who had been divorced three times?
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anywhore · 6 months ago
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I'm sorry but bioware saying you "won't have needed to play the other games" or "they won't matter in veilguard" is 10x funnier when you realize that the characters they're introducing are intrinsically tied to the last games AND THE BOOKS/COMICS
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jichanxo · 8 months ago
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unfortunately if you put an edit of beatrice vaping in front of me I will make this about kuwana
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nira-mirror · 7 months ago
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He refused to let me close after the photoshoot I made him do
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I said I am sorry! :'>
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