#poor hinata doesnt know what she’s doing

[art-fries-87]

here me out….since naruhina and minakushi parallel each other, and most of those parallels were

Kushina = Naruto, and Minato = Hinata

then?????

here’s without the background!

[windypuddle]

enstars headcanons

ok im going in order but i dont have headcanons for a few characters for sure. so. whatever on we go . just saying in advance these are mostly gender and Autism

fine:

eichi tenshouin: look i cant say anythinf about this guy hes already canonically terminally ill and gay. like what do you want me to do

wataru hibiki: genderfluid. whatever gender fits the performance. shes the moment hes the star theyre the epitome of an actor

tori: boy you are so gnc. princess but not a girl you know

yuzuru: has definitely had impulse thoughts about dying his hair and having a scene phase at 3 am

trickstar

hokuto: bigender. sooooo queer . also autistic

mao: um ritsu braided his hair sometimes when they were younger

ryuseitai:

chiaki: trans guy i have many feelings about this but he leans into the hero thing because its gender affirming. also autism

kanata: no gender only blublublub. likes wearing long skirts. filipino. has like 1 million fish earrings. also autism

tetora: TRANSMASC ‼️💥💪

midori: transfem... also autistic.. she is so important

shinobu: Autism Autism Autism. bonus the detachment from gender that sometimes comes with the autism but he hasnt really thought about it. hes just some guy

alkaloid:

hiiro: transmasc autistic i will die on this hill

aira: my lovely mutuals have convinced me with blasian aira its canon to me now. white french? no. cowards happyele are cowards i tell you. theres such a vast portion of the francophone world that is not white . also transmasc

mayoi: scaredgirl weirdboy core. whatever gender is easier at the moment. she likes being pretty

tatsumi: ok yknow what. fuck it. aroace tatsumi

eden:

nagisa: so much autism. nonbinary guy. religious trauma

ibara: lesbian. not going to elaborate bc thats not my problem ibara is just a lesbian

hiyori: hes just gay idk what to tell you. cisboy gay who is so annoying. when people complain about "gay isn't a personality trait" theyre complaining about him. also chubby

jun: also gay but fans love him for being normal about it. one of his main motivations for working out is being able to princess carry hiyori. hes so polite usually its insane but with eden he doesnt care because he loves them so hes a bit of a bitch

valkyrie:

shu: god is a woman and her name is shu itsuki. transfem and autistic i will Also die on this hill.

mika: transmasc and autistic

2wink:

hinata: men liker but dont ask me about her gender idk

yuuta: i see those slipups in twin peaks girl u are transfem nonbinary i think

crazy:b:

rinne: bigender [wild cheering] also demi aka down bad for niki specifically

niki: tboy swag but hes not really bothered too much about medically transitioning. arospec i think

himeru: Sooooo nonbinary. so so so nonbinary. i like to hc afab nonbinary himeru and mainly got top surgery to more easily pass as kaname but like gahdamn of course you have blue hair and pronouns (they/it/no pronouns)

kohaku: tboy swag . the gender in crazy:b is off the charts

Undead:

rei: 1 million genderqueer and SO gay. has all the problems of an older sister but also the hotness that comes with issues u know.

kaoru: ok. bear with me. aussie. also transfem... like what do you mean you hate men and only hang out with girls. definitely arospec

koga: AUTISM!! weirdgirl to autism boy wonder transmasc swag pipeline

adonis: also autism. he can be gnc. as a treat

akatsuki:

keito: come on man we all know youre gay and insufferable about it

kuro: he should get to have piercings i think

souma: autism boy wonder. while you were busy learning social cues he was studying the blade. also applies to gender norms

ra*bits:

nazuna: boy there is something gender going on with you. weirdboy or maybe a gender cis people have never heard of.

tomoya: That Is The Normalest Girl I've Ever Seen

mitsuru: autism

hajime: girl what is your gender. hes like the narrator of the arch nemesis cynthia post. so poor they cant afford a gender

knights:

tsukasa: autistic and please please please let him be chubby. staring at happyele with my biggest saddest eyes Please let tsukasa be chubby. while you're at it can he wear a skirt. please

leo: ok i give a lot of characters autism because i have autism and i get it but i think leo has adhd

izumi: agender. any pronouns. idk what to tell you he said in next door that he doesnt care about gender only beauty

arashi: only normal one in knights. i love aranee she should get 1 million hours to stress bake if she wants to

ritsu: ah i understand why vampires are gay. occasionally a girl if its funny

switch:

natsume: Diversity win!! the angry witch is transmasc!!! neurodivergent but i think its funnier if i dont specify.

tsumugi: new gender unlocked its pathetic wifeguy. hes every spirit in the fields of punishment and he does it willingly for natsume

sora: wahoo autism ^_^ yippee!!

madara: is cowboy a gender?

feel free to reblog and throw in ur own headcanons i love hearing other fans hcs it is so awesome!!

[denkiillgetmochiwyou]

𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 - 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

-> haikyuu teams teaching (gn) manager reader how to serve

warnings: none

teams: inarizaki, aoba johsai, karasuno, nekoma, fukurodani, shiratorizawa

a/n: i was thinking of saeko and yachi interval thingy in season.. 3??? i don’t remember when it was but it was cute lol

inarizaki

i imagine you were dragged into being manager

youre probably in someones class and they were like

yo be our manager? 

n e ways

kita and aran would be be so sweet

like would not care if you just fucked up the last 5 serves

proud of you for trying

sorry to the atsumu stans but hes probably a dick

like will not let you live

laughing in the background grr

suna wants this on video lol

i feel like atsumu and osamu would try and help

but then argue and get frustrated too easily

ginjima would be a good teacher

i see this man being like really helpful

probably the one you learn the most from

he’s just good at explaining

the first years are still improving their own serves so theyll most likely leave it to their upperclassmen

lowkey highkey all of them are proud when you finally nail one

how can they not be

like look at your cute little smile

you look so happy and they are simping

aoba johsai

lets be real they wouldn’t let oikawa near you at first

iwaizumi is scared for your life the minute he comes anywhere within 20 feet of you

its mostly a joke tho

its not

theyre just teasing theyre not that worried about it

they are

yahaba would want to teach you

like really badly

but he wouldn’t be great

like he cannot explain shit

sorry :/

iwa would be great

we all know it hes just

amazing 🤧🤧

makki and mattsun are probably teasing you

shut up man you practice this shit almost everyday >:(

kunimi is not that involved but kindaichi tries to help while his upperclassmen fight in the background

poor baby is flustered but hes trying his best i promise

hes not too bad

like youll eventually understand what he means

if kyoutani is even present hes not gonna be that involved

he might watch and be a bit surprised when you do well

but hes not going to actively participate

when oikawa finally gets the chance to teach you lol he does great

the others are like chewing fingernails in the background but hes really good

he explains so well and hes actually pretty patient

give him some credit pls like hes a great teacher

just cus hes hard on himself smh

anyways

theyd be so proud when you get it over

all of them try to take credit for the best teaching

you tell them they all helped

some were definitely more helpful than others but they dont need to know that 😙

karasuno

daichi and suga would be the most tame

suga brings the same energy as when he was teaching hinata hell yes

asahi is nervous

like would try to teach you but is scared hes doing it wrong

more reassurance than teaching

hinata and kageyama cant explain

their sound effects lmao

tsukishima wouldnt want to get involved but he is amused by the teams attempts

tanaka would actually be a pretty good teacher

if he can get over the fact that he needs to adjust your arm

yamaguchi would be amazing

like 10/10 teaching

my baby

knows how hard it is

but you’d be getting that shit over in minutes

he’s just so good at explaining how

embarrassed when you start praising him tho

daichi and suga are very really good too mhm mhm

like they know what theyre doing

especially dadchi mans cant catch a break so teaching you is easy peasy

of course we also all know ennoshita is super good

best boy

as expected from our future captain 😚

noya doesnt serve but man he is your number one cheerleader

boy is going crazy even though you completely missed

let me tell you

hinata and yams are the most expressive when you finally manage a good serve

like these two are so hyped

literally best boys

the rest of the team feels that way too but these two are just so dARN CUTE 🥰🥰

oh and kiyoko

my sweet beautiful girl

she is

mWAH 😳 10/10

we've seen her serve i know we have i cant remember when or where but we have

and my bby is like just so good at explaining

its like with yamaguchi

you be getting that water bottle

serving better than hinata

my poor baby its okay

anyways yall have lots of fun

nekoma

i have a strong feeling kuroo and fukunaga would be good at teaching you

idk why

maybe im biased lol

lev would be the first to volunteer

yaku would totally kick him tho

like mans cant even serve or receive properly himself

whats he gonna teach you

sweet tall bean just wanted to help

inuoka might be pretty good too

but is probably too energetic

disappointed when you dont get it over

kuroo to the rescue

mans is just good at explaining

like hes used to teaching lev so?

demonstrations!!

fukunaga idk how he does it

probably just shows you the movements and bam youre good???

like he made it so simple for you

hes amazing

he cracks jokes too and damn hes so fun

but back to kuroo

gosh he is such captain material

like

boy be one of the FINEST teachers youve ever learnt from

both in teaching and looks ahaha

hes so patient and may playfully tease you a bit

if you dont like teasing hes definitely reassuring tho like

he knows when not to step on your toes

yaku and shibayama are just like noya

number 1 hype men

though not as crazy

yaku is gonna be doting on you when you get a good serve in

now kenma and tora

um

im gonna be honest

kenma doesnt want to participate

but this depends

if its instead of their usual practice he may join for a bit and then sit out but if its extra??? nuh uh

like sure hes happy youre happy

but more serves?? no thank you

tora on the other hand

hands down most excited

would love to teach you

but hes shy

like red faced blushing turning away from you shy

hes just nervous

reassure him and he'll try to help and once he starts he'll most likely be okay

and then you get the team smothering

team hugs?? yes

fukurodani

istg bokuto is too excited you wanna learn

mans frickin goes too far

probably goes into emo mode when you can’t get it over

but in your defence he’s not great at explaining

akaashi to the rescue

we all know akaashi is great

hes good at explaining and demonstrations 10/10

i also think konoha would be a great teacher too

but hed definitely tease you

sarukui and washio would be watching with proud smiles when you get it over

yukie and kaori 100% snapping photos on the sidelines

keep calling you to distract you

"y/n! look over here"

"you're doing great sweety!"

theyre just having fun

komi is probably standing with sarukui and washio

they'll be cheering you up when you miss

youre not bokuto but thanks guys

anahori and onaga arent gonna be too involved

its mainly gonna be the upperclassmen

bokuto will whine

he just wants to help

poor emo bby just wants to show off and be a good teacher

akaashi will let him help again near the end

just when you've learnt enough to get it over

it satisfies both ppl

man hes good

anyways

these boys are chaotic

but they really have fun and hopefully so do you

shiratorizawa

they go through hell

like literally you do not want that to be you

moving on tho

this is definitely in their extra practice time

tendou my boy

our miracle bby

is so hyped like straight up ready to go its like he knew you were going to ask before u asked

he is p r e p a r e d

and i know hes good at explaining

cus hes so expressive

he just makes everything easy

so supportive to

! ! satori best teacher ! !

the others?? not so much 👀

shirabu doesnt want to help

same with kawanishi

like theyre just happy watching the others fail

both just tired and want to go to sleep

shirabu will step in when goshiki mucks up though

not out of spite no not at all

and yes i said when

goshiki i love u but he will mess up

hes trying to one up ushi

but toshi cant even help u so like

definitely a mess

speaking of toshi

hes so precious ah

doesnt want to dishearten (is that a word???) u he wants you to not give up

but hes just so blunt and confused that hes not much help

we appreciate the effort tho issokay

semisemi omg

i love him so much but idk if hed be that good :/

i dont know if i see him like stepping in like a hero and completely flooring the others

especially shirabu and goshiki

or trying and miserably failing

but reon on the other hand

he is second only to satori

like

he is that hero

saving ushi when he falters

stepping in with a smile and helping tsutomu whos totally not stuttering and standing stiff

getting it over is not that hard with them tho

and i 100% guarantee u had a good time

these boys would be so much fun

[melody-of-lost-souls]

Debunking some SS Delusions

Okay so I was reading a post by @carmenserenity123456 and I was amazed by some points a SS fan made to sail her ship, which just showed their poor reading comprehension. But this is in fact a general idea that all SS fans share so, here we go.

1- Because S´+S had a baby that means they love each other. They always argue with us about if we know how babies are made. Of course, babies are made bc of sex -one of the ways nowadays tho-

Saying a couple who has a child is happy and love each other JUST BECAUSE they had that child is a big ass fallacy, and shows poor knowledge about the world. Having a kid can be proof that that couple had sex ( in most cases) but it's not a symbol of happiness at all, not even in anime, not in tv shows, not in movies. Want an example? Gendo Ikari.

2-SS fans try to justify Sakura's poor knowledge about Sasuke past and history, saying that Sasuke's past is just his past, and she "respects" it. Well no, she doesnt even respect it because she is not interested in it. No interest is not the same as showing respect.

And it's important, absolutely important, to know your life's partner past, because that past is what made that person till that day and all those days coming, and that you will spend by your side. Also, learning about someone's past comes with understanding, something SHE WAS NEVER ABLE TO understand Sasuke. So from this point, this ship starts sinking because she never showed a single piece of understanding him. If that was the case, she wouldn't think the only way to "stop" him was killing him or pretending her so-called Love was going to stop his pain and battle against Naruto.

She doesnt know anything about his past, his family, his ideals, ideology, pain, loss, his feelings for Naruto (however you like to call them) and especially she doesn't know ANYTHING about Itachi, or the path he had to go through. Saying Sakura respects Sasuke is a fallacy as big as a house, and saying she just doesnt want to know about his past is a red flag too, from sasuke side who didnt share about his memories with his "wife" and from her not wanting to actually more about the person who is the father of her child, at least.

2- When Sarada stopped Ino from greeting Sasuke, i dont know how they cannot see this. Who in the fuck will tell Sarada about this more than Sakura? Sai, Temari, Shikamaru??? Even her fans to these days still continue on fighting SaiIno for god knows what reason. And also that behaviour from sarada was a copycat from her mother, exactly..

3-That person justifies Sakura behaviour with Sarada, saying Sakura is a human. Of course she is a human, but that's not a way to treat your kid, especially with the great strength she has, she destroyed the damn house. Do you SS peeps think this is okay? If your so hated Hinata does the gentle push to Boruto, i bet your ass you would condemn her, and it's fine. But please. Maybe its acceptable if she slapped Sarada, nonetheless Sarada was asking something absolutely true about her origins. And yes sakura behaviour is human, but human is not the same as justifiable.

Gendo Ikari was also a human, Shou Tucker was also human, and a i can go on.

Justifying Sakura stupid and childish behaviour with her daughter, using -as an abuser- her great strenght just to show superiority and make her child shut up, is human yes, and it's dangerous. Dont use that poor excuse, you fools.

4-Say that Sakura has nothing to show off about getting Sasuke duck because back in the day when they were 12 he SAID TO EVERYONE HOW SMART SHE IS¿¿¿¿¿¿ Okay so this is bad reading comprehension at all, and it's delusion and basically imagining something that didnt happen. I think you know what pannel we are talking about but Sasuke just told to her, he didnt say it out loud, he just said in a tone that she and naruto could hear, that she was good at genjutsu. For example, Rock lee said out loud that he liked Sakura, in front of everyone so they can hear it.

And SS said that, when Ino hugged Sasuke it showed how humble Sakura is, because she could say to Ino she had no chance because Sasuke praised her¿¿¿¿¿¿ If Sasuke actually praised her, she would say it and she would fangirl over the place, she got depressed when he told her to train because she was worse than Naruto, how do you think she would react if he praised her? She is a person who is hungry for any word that comes from Sasuke. So basically she didn't take that as praise or a show of love because in fact IT WASN´T.

And last, "Having a child is a decision" aka means Sasuke and Sakura had sex and made love so they could have Sarada because they love each other so much and a bunch of 699 manga chapters supports them.

No dear, this is not 100% true. You can have a child without expecting it, just come to Latin America, and also that doesn't mean at all child= love. Just go and read some victorian novels, asian dramas, or whatever media, when they have a kid bc of that is what society expects from them.

The Gaiden manga shows how kids can be made bc of an experiment and how they can clone themselves, and how Orochimaru can even "make" children with his lab. A very appropriate theme for a very insecure ship, if Kishimoto wanted them to go lovey-dovey about how they made sarada, then this topic about having kids by almost artificial insemination, wasn't the best move. Also, showing her love-rival actually having her umbilical cord instead of the proper mother, making her love rival assist her, and in fact make the kid actually look like her love-rival (cof cof an uzumaki) is a very bad joke, and If i were and SS i wouldnt be happy at all with this.

And last but no least, Sasuke never said he loved sakura. SS says he said he loves her to sarada. Well no, Sarada actually asked her father if he loves her mother and if they are connected. Sasuke only answered the last part of the question, saying they are connected because of her. And sorry but this is very common divorced-couple behaviour.

If you actually love your couple, you have no problems to say it out loud. He never said those words, not to anyone in canon, and yes I include Naruto here. Someones would say, its not necessary to say i love you because he loves her anyway, well he doesnt even show it. If you dont have the guts to say those words you can demonstrate it, well he never did it, nor in that gaiden even. As for divorced couples, they behave like these ones, some couples just stay this way "together" for the sake of the child. Because in fact, as Sasuke said "We are connected because of you" the only thing that they have in common is that kid, and no a kid is not enough to maintain a couple.

PD: i didnt even have to mention Naruto here lol

PD1: No dont come here NH , I hate your byakugan-soulless princess too.

PD2: I wrote this by my perspective of psychology student, so at least i know what i'm talkng about

[vs-redemption]

Soft Sunday Headcannon Time!!!

Akaashi and you take turns finding books from the library and once a week you will host a book club night where you discuss the book.

Hinata will often host a game night where you guys invite Natsu and some of your family or friends and will play all night although sometimes things get a bit crazy.

That being said one time Kageyama was invited to said game night and started insulting Hinata and poor Natsu took it to heart thinking it was about her. To this day Kageyama still brings her a gift everytime he sees her to make up for it.

When Tsukishima comes home on holiday breaks his mom always has his favorite meal ready when he walks in the door no matter what time of day he gets home.

Tendou has chocolates in his shop inspired by his friends. These are typically named with the nickname he had for the person.

Bokuto always brings you home something whenever he leaves the house without you. So if he sees a pretty rock on the side of the road on his way home from the grocery store guess who now has a cute stone.

Sakusa will send you selfies/little videos updating you on what he is doing when he is away with his team. This includes videos of his teammates doing stupid things because he knows it makes you laugh.

Atsumu's family likes you more than him and will pester him about when you will visit soon. This includes Osamu who always cooks for you whenever he sees you because he doesnt think Atsumu feeds you.

Lev has an entire instagram page dedicated to pictures of you. He thinks you are a better model than him and this is his only way to prove it to you.

Another great batch of headcanons!!! I really love these!

I love this headcanon because I’ve really wanted to get back into reading and having someone to discuss books with sounds lovely! Best thing about doing this with Akaashi is he never judges you for the books you pick when it’s your turn. He’s open to trying new genres and genuinely likes discussing characters, plot points, and theories with you!!

Game nights with Hinata sound like a blast!!!! And he’s such a thoughtful bean to suggest inviting family! I was going to say that he’s fit in and get along with anyone really well, but let’s be honest, he’d spend half the time in the bathroom due to being nervous about impressing your relatives the first couple times.

Omg Kageyama 😆 he’s so used to antagonizing Hinata he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it but the awkward boy would feel so bad once he found out he actually hurt Natsu’s feelings. I can see him not being able to forgive himself for a while and trying to win her trust back.

Tsuki would be so embarrassed if anyone found out about how his mom spoils him. She probably still cooks for him after he moves out, bringing ready made meals to his apartment to stick his fridge. Cute!

What a precious boy! If I had a chocolate shop, I’d probably dedicate or name some of the products after people I cared about too. Tendo probably has the most creative names like “Semi Semi chocolate eclairs” idk but it would be great!

You’d have to find a good way to deal with all the stuff Bokuto brings back. 🤔 one cute stone is no problem but you don’t want your house getting cluttered with too many knickknacks. Still, I love that he thinks of you when you’re apart and wants to bring you back something to show you he loves you and that me misses you!! <3

It’s great for you and Sakusa but horrible for the teammates. The amount of blackmail you have on them is impressive. But actually, it’s so sweet that he wants to include you as much as possible in his life when he’s away from you. He probably gets homesick sometimes so don’t forget to send him pictures and videos too!

Lmao poor Atsumu is pouting in the corner the whole time while his family spoils you. Of course he’s glad they love you but, come on, they can give him a little more credit. Even if domestic stuff doesn’t come as easily to him as his twin, he really does put 110% of his heart into your relationship. He would do anything for you because he wants you to be happy!

I can really picture Lev doing this! He seems like type to go overboard with his love. It’s great that he adores you so much but somehow he believes the rest of the world needs to adore you too. It’s a bit much in my opinion but I’d probably let him do it because I’d assume it wouldn’t get that much attention anyway 😆

[queenelizabethslefttata]

radom haikyuu karasuno hcs:

my brain is rotting please help

asahi cant fucking read aloud cause he gets nervous

he also is the kid who left sweaty hand prints on the science lab tables

suga smokes and you cant convince me otherwise

he drags the rest of the third years and some second years

tanaka has definantly met god while drinking too much bang energy

noya was already gone when it happened

daichi is the type of person to chew on pencil erasers and pen caps

hinata ate crayons as a kid

tssukki and yams have sleepovers and tssukki makes yams sleep on the floor

yams literally doesnt mind he loves tssuki

asahi drives a kia soul

noya and tanaka alsways asks for rides because their scared to ride with saeko

kagyama would love the try guys idk why but he would

coach ukai is bad at math

suga and daichi bully asahi by like doing that tongue thing ya know what couples do and asahi absolutely hates it

he’s like “cmon guys plz stop”

kiyoko has punched many pervy teenage boys because they made yachi uncomfortable

yachi lobes caterpillars

kagsyama and hinata also have sleepovers they just dont like to admit it

tssuki and yams fucking love the movie shrek

suga love halloween and valentines day

moya drinks blueberry redbull and cotton candy bang most of the time

asahi always has to remind him to drink water

ennoshita goes to bed super late, not because he cant he just doesnt get really tired unless after a hard match or practice

asahi really enjoys synthwave

hinata is such a purple person

yamaguchi knows how to sue and so does kiyoko

yachi sometimes reads with asahi in the library

thats after she got used to him and realized he was a big softie

kageyama hates olives

hinata loves olives

they coexist

tekeda sensai has smoked before and shocked ukai whenever they shared a cigarette one day after practice

suga wont sell to the first years but will to the second years

suga’s smoke circle includes: daichi(duh), kiyoko, ennoshita, asahi (he doesnt like smoking but likes brownies and edibles n shit like that), noya, and kinoshita

asahi cant handle smoking, poor baby coughs too much and he feels nausues from it

hinata loves chocolate milk lol

kageyama sings in the shower

ennoshita has braces i feel it in my bones he does

so does yams and kinoshita

asahi had braces his first year and half of his second

daichi is a literal gym rat

kiyoko was on the track team

tanaka is actually a really good cook but only noya knows

tsukki has an annonomus instagram account and people will send their confessions to him and he posts their confession for the drama

the only person who knows its him is yams of course

tsukki’s mother adores tadashi so much that she includes him in holidays

coach ukai wears socks and sandals

daichi does too but with like old crusty slides

noya lives the fuck out of dairy queen

noya whenever he rides with asahi, he leaves trash literally everywhere and asahi will leave it until noya rides with him again to make him pick it up

you cannot tell me asahi and noya are lowkey assholes to each other

asahi is such an office aide type of person

daichi likes american country music and sometimes plays it in the car

kageyama is scared of clowns

daichi has hit everyone player on the karasuno team at least two times separately

suga has been hit the most

scratch that asahi has because suga and daichi just beat the fuck outa him sometimes

asahi actually enjoys working out on his own time and if they had it, would join the powerlifting team

and football

noya gives off feral theatre kid energy

tanaka too but tech kid vibes too

ennoshita is 10000000% done with everyones bullshit

ukai has a lil yeti cup that says “this is my coaching glass” and its filled with vodka and cheap conveient store soda

tekeda has those glasses wires that you can wear as a necklace

yachi is really good at braiding hair

hinata works at chuckee cheese

[amphii-writes]

How Karasuno And I would Interact Head cannons

Hey! this is just how I think I would interact with the team because I know myself better than I know you, the reader! so i’m sorry if these are a bit boring :,)

TW: swearing, Marijuana 

I feel like id be partnered up with kageyama and hinata for a mfkin project and just absolutely hate myself for the rest of the week

Yes i would run that shit because i know for a fact i’d see kags and hinata as dumbasses and do the entire project myself.

I feel like hinata would mention that he and kageyama play volleyball and ask me to go to a game

Like i mentioned before i dont wanna be a dick even if these two boys are dumb so id go with willingly

So i get there and lets just say for the sake of debate its a home game against nohebi

And like daisho, he's a bit of a fuckboy but that isn't 100% a bad thing but i feel like because im so damn unlucky he’d pick me out of the crowd and just “ok so that bitch” and just gO HAM

Mfker would torment me and be like “im flirting ahaha” when im s c a r e d

Have you seen him?? Mfker is absolutely terrifying and I am 5’2, I am s m a l l h o e

I feel like kags and hinata would mention that i'm talking to daisho and tanaka and noya would just say what?? Ahaha say that again, run that past me one more time? And then destroy them for not telling them that a “cute” girl is there.

Tanaka would be like eH sHiTtY bOy and whatever and noya like a homie would be, would be backing him up and id just be like huh what

Of course, due to the fact that is that noya and tanaka are loud mfkers, suga, daichi, and asahi would of course swoop in and fix everything right up, of course daisho would take that as a “hes stealing my bitch” sorta thing because hes kinda dumb tbh

And then id have to introduce myself to the entire mfkin team and just be like “lol hinata and kags invited me so i came” and i feel like giving that information to the unholy duo that is tanaka and noya would fucking break them like ??? These dumbasses can get a cute girl to go to our games but I can't??? 

Low-key id cling to asahi, id see him as the most sane and poor guy would be so flustered and confused cause he scares girls

We’d get along because of our love of fashion and id teach him what i know from cosplaying

With that being said, I'd also be homies with the third years because I'm more er- level headed than the first years and some of the second years.

Daichi would probably view me as a godsend because i'm good at controlling people, I can read people really well and i'm not proud of it

Suga and i would probably get high before practice or after practice together, we’d just get zooted out of our minds and just show up like “lmao hey guys”

Tanaka and noya would instantly know but i think everyone else would be oblivious to it for the most part- ukai would know but he doesnt wanna deal with that shit so he’d just ignore it lmao

I feel like with my luck that’d be the day i decided to talk to tsukishima and try to befriend him and suga would be like “i fucking bet you 20$ if you can befriend that bastard” and as a broke bitch, id do it. Doesnt help that im higher than the fucking sky so id be like “hey” and thats it, we’d stare at eachother for like 30 seconds and id just start to cry because tSUKISHIMAS SO FUCKING SCARY AND IM HIGH AND WHAT IF HE NOTICES

Everyone would get on his ass and id just say he's intimidating and that's why i busted out in tears tbh

They’d just be like bitch huh i feel like kageyama would laugh at tsuki for this and yamaguchi would understand 100%

Hinata, tanaka, and noya, aka the unholy trinity, would ask me where i came from and if i speak another language- i know they don't mean to be assholes but i'd just think of it as a certified bruh moment.

Noya would call me a “foreign flower” and would hit on me sO MUCH and i bet you 50$ its because im his fucking height

I'd definitely become a manager after all is said and done because i love these dumbasses sm

Ennoshita, tanaka, and i would make memes about the group and would discuss drama from our and other schools together

Yamaguchi and i would probably just be the monster energy bitches of the club, he needs it for awake reasons and i need it for mental health and addiction reasons so we both relate

I have a feeling because my sleep shedule is so fucked id grab a coffee, crack open a monster, ask daichi if this is dangerous and he’d be like “well it cant be good for you-” and then just poor the fucking monster into the cup of coffee. No shame

Lmao he really would be like *sweatdrop* uh are you okay? And i'd just be like “dude i'm never ok” as a semi-joke and he’d be so worried about me hpsoayguhidasbfdgalh

I feel like i would bring food in for the boys as a thank you and a motivator, it’d work so fucking well you cant tell me otherwise

I feel like id be taken to one of those camps that they have in tokyo and just dodge every single simp i find

100% would have yamamoto, tanaka, and noya do that circle thing around me and kiyoko and just ask kiyoko if she's good

I have a feeling that if i were to have any romantic interests it’d be Asahi, Ennoshita, Noya, and Yamaguchi

On the sidelines for the games i feel like id be a fucking cheerleader no cap, While kiyoko and yachi are taking notes im doing cartwheels and getting the crowd pumped up

I feel like after a practice or two they’d add me into their group chat and it’d be absolutely chaotic

I feel like with kageyama and oikawa’s rivalry that oikawa would hit on me because he thinks that kageyama likes me romantically n shit which is fucked but also kinda funny tbh

Lmao tsukishima would fucking hate me for no reason, just because my existance bothers him he’d just wanna punt me

I would give that man a brownie and he’d look me dead in the eyes and ask if it's laced.

Id jokingly say no those are for me and suga- noya and tanaka would laugh with me and suga and they’d make eye contact with us and just be like shit

We’d never talk or discuss it ever again, it'd be like voldemort

Asahi and i would probably share designs for outfits and clothing and have in-depth talk about it like its the fucking economy

The name of the Karasuno group chat is for sure “Karasuno VBC” because daichi needed something sane

thank you for reading!

[t0d0r0ni]

Ikemen Revolution Squad as High School Students

Ray Blackwell

He's a total soccer club boi

co-president of the animal club alongside with edgar and loki

has been personally invited in multiple sports clubs when he finishes soccer season but he says hes too busy practicing cough already in the animal club

girls and dudes alike has asked him out.

hes so fucking aloof but cool and soft and kind and has this leadership vibe

that one kid everyone wants to have group projects with

highkey

dis boi is only a freshman but hes doing so well

sobs

Sirius Oswald

President of the chess club. Vice-president of the gardening club.

senior

that one dude that will always be nice to you

everyone likes him

one of those rare gems where they're the teachers pet but nobody minds

secretary of the student council

nobody knows how he manages all this stuff

his friends often joke around saying hes always the mom of the group

they get knuckle sandwiches

always wins at team activities because of his tactician skills

would join the cooking club too but thats too much for him

he was in the cooking club when he was in freshman year

flying colors in his SATs boom boom harvard graduate

Luka Clemence

boi this boi has so many fangirls

especially jonah and seth

president of the cooking club and a respected member of the kendo team

sophomore year

hes kind of like honey from ohshc

a lot of people joined the cooking club because of him

annoys him because most of them dont know how to cook

likes alice because she actually knows how to make stuff and knows what shes doing and doesnt get in his way

*fierce* in kendo

hes a very good student

hangs out with eggar a lot and if he really had to play another sport, he would choose volleyball or tennis where its less toxic

RICH BOY ALERT RICH BOY ALERT WARNING WARNING RICH BOY ALERT RICH BOY ALERT

his parents own a really big corporate and rich as fuck

he uses a lot of his ridiculous allowance to fund for school events and charity

girls SCREAM at luka and seth what hair products they use

poor boi

Fenrir Godspeed

screw ray being asked for some teams FENRIR GOT ALL THE SPORTS TEAMS BEGGING FOR HIM TO COME

He joined the archery club because there were no shooting ranges

vERY GOOD AT ARCHERY Hes a FUCKING GOD

thinking of joining track too

popular kids club one hundred percent

hes also A BIG SOCCER BOI OMG BEST TEAMMATES WITH RAY NOTHING CAN BEAT THEM THEY'RE THE RIDICULOUS FIRST YEARS LIKE KAGEYAMA AND HINATA BUT BOTH OF THEM ARE SHORT AT 5'8 cough

after soccer ends he WILL BE SHINING STAR QUARTERBACK ONLY A FRESHMAN WOWOWOWOWOW

girls love him a lot because hes a ficking gentleman at other times

RICH BOY NUMBER TWO ALERT

stays really humble tho

also donates to school and charity

but he also screams and buys controllers games and consoles monthly and plays with ray and seth occasionally dragging luka and sirius in too

grades are okay

Seth Hyde

EVERYONE'S BEST FRIEND

President of the drama club

BEAUTY GURU

his grades are okay too

HIS ACTING AND FASHION SENSE IS AMAZING

Vice-president of the fashion club

junior year

Girls love him for his advice

Seth was asked out by many boys thinking seth's gay

always rejects ppl but will say i love you a lot

he got good grades on SAT (he thinks)

Helps organize many school events

girls SCREAM at luka and seth what hair products they use

Lancelot Kingsley

senior

got even better grades than sirius and boom boom harvard graduate

his family hella rich

president of school council

cold boi

angsty boi

leader boi

neEERDDDDDDDDD

hes a loner LOSERRRRRRR

anyway he is amazing at leadership and the school was amazing since he was elected for a council member at freshman year

people hate him a lot

lowkey has fangirls

BOYS JEALOUS ASF HOW HE GOT EVERYONE

he dont get everything

he needs some love ToT

RICH BOY NUMBER THREE

Jonah Clemence

RICH BOY NUMBER FOUR

and lives up to rich boy name

DRAMA QUEEN

vice president of drama club

same grade as seth

angry that hes second

vice president of the school

KISSES LANCELOT'S ASS ALL THE TIME SIDES WITH HIM AGREES ON HIM WITH EVERYTHING

lowkey bothers lancelot a lot (pun not intended)

obsessed with his brother and tried to join the cooking club but he was instantly banned the moment the rumor of the vice president joining the club

luka had to deal with dozens of other students after wards

girls ask him all the time for product recommendations

he REFUSES to sit at the cafeteria or any "commoner" place

drives to a 5 star expensive ass restaurant everyday at lunch time and drives back no ficking questions

he'll only sit in those horrid selections of places with Luka and Lancelot PERIOD

Hates Sirius with a passion with his connections of lancelot

EXPENSIVE BOI WITH THAT BUCCI AND WERSACE AND VOUIS LUTTON

Department stores who?

edgar bugs him so fucking much

His grades are good

Edgar Bright

grades are amazing

looks are amazing

talent is amazing

boys hate him also because hes so perfect

basketball captain

same grade as luka

oh i forgot

RICH BOY NUMERO CINCO

im getting tired of typing rich boy

animal fanboy

girls love him 

some ppl lowkey creeped out of how perfect he is and always smiles

Zero

SWEETHEART

BBY 

He’s in the fencing team, kendo team, anything involved with swords hes in it 

not rich boi FINALLY 

hes known as “sword guy”

all girls like him as either a person or a crush 

nobody hates him?? 

always gives candy whenever someone feels sad 

his grades are some of the best 

never slacks off 

teacher’s pet 

good boi

Kyle Ash 

teachers are in fucking disbelief on how smart he is

RICH BOY NUMBER SIX 

he doesnt use any money tho lol 

kyle sometimes teaches the class, and everyone prefers that because hes chill and lazy as fuck and somehow makes everyone understand what the lesson point is

he could’ve skipped grades up to twelfth grade when he was ten but hes too lazy 

he drinks a lot of mocktails 

he loves soda, juice, warm drinks, cold drinks 

kyle always declares that hes going to be a doc blowing all his savings on bourbon and beer 

KYLE IS SO HOT THOUGH AND PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY 

aces the cpr classes 

aces health class 

aces chemistry 

aces anything related to academics 

best grades in his year 

[weeb-writings]

alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases

a certain groupchat im in with so many beautiful people has brought this idea to my attention. most definitely something i canon abt the two siblings now, i totally see it. 

special thanks to: @sarido275​ for this idea!! i love this so much and i hope this meets your expectations- 

warnings: swearing, a fight btwn siblings, also this is relatively long for a hc so brace yourself

genre: crack, fluff, angst? if you squint-

synopsis: lev’s (gorgeoues, beautiful, pretty, amazing, cute) sister, alisa, teaches lev russian phrases... except its all backwards...  

i used a couple websites: a b 

a/n: im writing a longer oneshot (haechan x reader) so this is something ive been working on, on the side. i hope you like whatever the frick frack this is-  

if you have any requests, shoot them in my dms or ask box! if you have any constructive criticism, let me know what i can fix and how! thank you uwu

*breathes* okay, this is straight up crack, like 

i literally see this happening btwn the two siblings, where lev’s sister alisa ends up teaching lev russian phrases with the incorrect translations 

she’s such a sweetie pie i dont see her intentionally teaching lev the incorrect translations for stuff- so yes,

with the power of google and tumblr i present to you: lev walking around like an idiot :) (i love him v much tho and hes baby all the way) 

okay lets start with the “basics” 

first off is хуй (pronounced: hooy), and it means dick 

omg i what am i writing 

okay so like, yaku probably does something nice for alisa (meaning he puts lev in check bc lev is stoopid)

and alisa decides to thank him like “you have such a big hooy yaku~~” 

and everyone on nekomas vbc team looks at the two siblings like ????? what did she just say 

and lev looks at her and she goes “hooy means heart!!” 

omfg not only lev, but all of nekoma is using this word now and its so bad bc they all say it so confidently whose gonna tell them- 

and like, whenever someone does anything remotely nice lev will tell them that they “have such a big hooy” and that they are so kind and that he appreciates them 

which ultimately, this term rubs off on karasuno and fukorodani (specifically hinata and bokuto) 

quite literally a term that spreads like wildfire and they all use it so mindlessly eye- 

okay, next term: Трахни тебя (pronounced: poshyol ty), and it means: fuck you (omg i hate writing swears bc lev is involved and he is BABY I CANNOT-) 

okay but alisa and lev are most likely parting ways early in the morning, and he is going to a summer week camp for vb practice (w the boys ayyy) omg i hate myself so much 

but like, she probably wants to say something along the lines of “i love you” but she ends up saying fuck you (dw, i checked and its the aggresive kind, no not the kinky aggresive just straight up like a screw you) pls i hate that im making this more awkward by the second 

okay but like, hes probably leaving in the morning and shes like “poshyol ty” and he kind turns back, confused look on his face 

and hes like “whats that mean????” and shes like, with a bright smile, “it means I LOVE YOU” and he repeats it a few times

and this poor bby uses this ALL the mcfreaking time now

yaku is abt to kick him? “pls stop poshyol ty” 

kuroo wants to give him shit for sucking at blocking? “im sorry but dont forget poshyol ty” 

omg KENMA WHEN HES MAD “kenma im so sorry youre the best pls poshyol ty” 

so it probably circulates around the team, and by now all of the nekoma vbc are using this on one another ALL the time

again, its something picked up by other teams 

i.e: bokuto to akaashi, hinata to kags, and it even reaches oikawa, who uses it on iwa, satori to ushijima (bye these r ships) 

but finally, poor alisa thought that by saying Отыебис от меныа (pronounced: otyebis ot menya) she was saying “your presence is nice” but in reality she was saying “get the fuck away from me” 

omg pls this is so terrible someone tell her-

but like anyways, when she says it so him, its when hes upset bc the whole team is upset at him bc he almost made the team lose

aka putting them at risk for his shitty blocking skills

and hes like “no one likes me, no one wants to be around me” 

and alisa is like: “hey, otyebis ot menya, and if its from me, they even appreciate you too :)”

and he asks her to explain the meaning to him and shes like “it means i appreciate your presence” 

and so he cheers up, and goes to practice the next day

and he apologises to everyone and then goes, “as much as i suck otyebis ot menya” 

like ????? and everyone appreciates it!! like >.< omg i hate this 

but in general, another phrase that spreads like wildfire!! 

at this point, everyone thinks hes a sweetheart (and dumbass) whos using loving terms with his team and friends!!

now, onto the “swear words” 

which, in reality, are words/phrases with positive meanings :( 

ah i really hope someone tells everyone wassup w these terms

but, lets start w this beautiful term: Я верю в тебя (pronounced: ya veryu v tebya)

this means: i believe in you (and reader, i believe in you, you can do anything you put your mind as long as it doesnt harm you or anyone)

but anyways, this is probably a term that slips out during a fight btwn the two siblings

is it weird that i cant imagine them fighting often, or at all- 

okay anyways, back to the hc

theyre probably fighting about how lev left his dirty laundry in the br after the shower, or how he left his dishes on the dining table and how he isnt necessarily cleaning up after himself

and shes tired of it, so she starts yelling at him

and shes like “oh my god! youre so useless! veryu v tebya” 

and he kinda stops saying anything back and stares at her c o n f u s e d

and shes like ?? whatre you looking so lost for

and hes like, what does that mean

and shes like, it means that you arent capable of anything. 

so this poor boy thinks that the term “i believe in you” now means “you arent capable of anything” 

when kenma, kuroo, and yaku treat him a little meaner on a bad day, he’ll be sure to mumble it under his breathe

when he blocks hinata’s spike, hes sure to yell it out proudly, and everyone kinda is like ???? 

and so he explains what it means, and 

hinata isnt phased by the fact that lev just called him incapable bc poor bby got to learn another russian phrase 

and then kenma puts two and two together and realizes what levs been calling him

*insert a mad kenma* 

*insert a mad kuroo*

*insert a mad yaku* 

okay but srsly the whole nekoma vbc starts using this term to clown lev when he messes up!!

in reality, everyones the clown bc theyre using the wrong term altogether

another term lev would learn from alisa, would be Мой милый ангел (pronounced: moy miliy angel) 

and what alisa thinks it means is : you are not an angel/youre a fallen angel/youre the devil 

bc like some languages dont have a term for something, so they use another term and then the word not in front of it, so alisa assumes thats what it is 

so she just assumes this word is something to call someone a devil or basically imply theyre a bad person 

this term slips out from alisa, when someone says a comment about lev during a game, 

ooooo lets say the nekoma vs. nohebi game to make it to nationals 

and someone says something along the lines of lev being a terrible blocker

from across the court

and out of nowhere 

alisa is like “hes better than you! moy miliy angel” 

poor bby thought she was defending her brother

okay she was but still- 

you know what i mean 

but anyways, everyone looks at her 

and she just shrugs it off bc she doesnt owe anyone an explanation

but after the game, yaku’s younger sister brings it up in front of them

and she explains to everyone that it means a devil 

and theyre all like ?? 

alisa saying something mean- this is new

but in her defense it was bc she was standing up for her brother

as she should- 

but on a real note, lev adopts this term to roast people during plays and makes them confused hehehe their faces r funny bc they get so lost and bam nekoma scores

a term that kageyama adopts

he expands his vocab when hes mad at hinata from boke, to boke and moy miliy angel 

tanaka probably uses this term on people who piss him off

imagine him saying it w his buddha face LMAO

but lastly, a term that lev would learn from alisa is Радость моя

this term is pronounced as radost moya

it means “my joy” 

so, when alisa is stressing over something (maybe hw, maybe over the fact that lev keeps making a fool of himself in front of yakus sister) 

she’s like muttering under her breath, 

“this is gonna be the death of me, ugh why is this radost moya“ 

like LMAO she thinks this term means terrible, or my bad luck

no sweetie its the opposite

its just so funny, lev hears her and she explains the term

so he begins to use it all the time

and i mean ALL THE TIME

when he cant block? radost moya. when someone reminds him that he isnt the ace? radost moya. 

so, when bokuto is in emo mode, lev is like radost moya, its just bl (ha if your mind went to boy-) bad luck

and bokuto is immediately out of his emo mode bc he is LEARNING a new term from his fave russian teacher uwu

but again, a term that spreads like wild fire

this is what kags calls hinata, iwa to oikawa, and semi to shirabu

overall, alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases, is lev teaching the whole of anyone who plays volleyball ever incorrect russian phrases

these humans look like straight up clowns 

i CaNnOt emphasize how dumb they look- 

basically just becomes a crack fest

bonus (kinda-): 

lev, kenma, kuroo, tsuki, kags, akaashi, bokuto, yams, and yaku all went to the fish market one day

they all witness kuroo, bokuto, lev and hinata do something stupid with their shared one brain cell

so, naturally, the others flame them in russian

and someone nearby is like 

“aww its so sweet you believe them,, your friendship is so cute“

queue the whole crew (ugh i hate that term but its better than squad) turning to look towards lev 

and BAM they all start asking this random person for translations on stuff

they all look so shocked and mad and sad

*insert a mad kenma*

*insert tsuki mocking everyone*

just funNy stuff hahahaha

okay imma head out bc wtf did i just write-

[blookmallow]

alright here we go its trial time babey 

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WHY DO YOU HAVE BLOOD 

why is an autopsy cruel.... its essentially a medical examination. she’s a nurse. she’s the most qualified to do this 

i fuckign love gundam so MUCH

i still love this. party boy hinata 

GOSH I WONDER!!! WHO COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!! WHO WAS IN THIS BUILDING ALL DAY. ALONE. AND COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE THIS. I JUST HAVE NO IDEA

oh

i cannot BELIEVE hinata doesn’t see a problem with komaeda’s “ugh, HAJIME, it’s JUST a blood stain, it’s probably not even IMPORTANT just LEAVE IT” attitude here 

i love how needlessly fucking weird everything in this game is

I FORGOT ABOUT MONOMI JUST. HANGING THERE 

theres this new thing where your bullets become Swords and you have to Strike Down The Opponent’s Argument and its so dramatic and chaotic im laughing

i think im starting to get it but im not sure im a fan 

i fuckign hate teruteru what are you even TALKING ABOUT 

right around here i realized the reason komaeda’s voice was throwing me off so much, its the same voice actor as naegi. and i looked it up, they’re the same in the japanese version too so its probably intentional, but i either never realized this before or forgot about it 

and hearing this in japanese before like... you get the tone but not the actual Words if you don’t speak japanese, the translated text is there but. something about hearing the words (that I can understand, I only know a lil tiny bit of japanese) being spoken in Almost Naegi’s Voice But Wrong is fucking me up SO much

which is probably the effect it had on japanese speakers hearing it in japanese originally. the english VA is doing a really good job of reading these lines as fucking unsettling....ly as possible and i hate it so much. he talks so... slowly, like he’s drawing out and savoring every word, so it takes as long as fucking possible to get through his lines and it just gets increasingly more and more uncomfortable. it sounds like fuckign. mastermind AU naegi or something. its..... it sure is something 

GOD FUCKING FUCK

real talk why did they feel it was necessary to replay this audio sequence like 87 times 

oh god they made hangman’s gambit SO MUCH WORSE FUCK THIS 

jfkdsgh why does teruteru point this out this is DIRECTLY PLACING YOU AS THE MOST LIKELY SUSPECT 

oh my god shut the FUCK U P 

i love making my poor protagonists say stupid shit “WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS” “IT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN...... ME!!!!!!” “wait. no” 

also what the fuck happened with teruteru’s accent here i think they were going for like. “he’s actually a country bumpkin after all” but it’s this ridiculously exaggerated fake ass cajun accent, while later on when we get the flashback with his mom she sounds just normal southern, so like.....  What Even

it sounds SO BAD and its bizarre to me because like. i was also gonna comment on how good his voice sounds ordinarily his voice actor does a really good job and its like. this clash of “wow i love this voice and i hate this character so much” but then it gets to the accent slip and its just a MESS 

i mean i guess its supposed to be funny but it sounds less like “holy shit he was doing a fake voice the whole time” and more like “he’s just absolutely losing his mind” 

like in dr1 celestia’s voice sounded Off the whole time and then when she slips you can tell it’s her real/natural voice at the end and its like “OH. THATS WHY”

and it doesnt help that it. took me a while to realize he was doing a cajun accent in the first place i thought for a second it was like...... a really racist “”black guy voice”” or something 

anyway its REAL BAD 

i forgot “teruteru Could Not Have Been There because hes a nasty pervert and would ABSOLUTELY have remembered this” ended up being his downfall LMAO

how does tsumiki even keep landing like that. is she doing it on purpose

i mean considering this exact same thing happened before when he Was there to witness it would it really have been that hard to just bluff it like “mm yeah of course i remember B)” 

then again i guess its possible they could’ve been leading him into a trap and expecting him to say that and then they could’ve been like “gotcha she just fell like a normal person this time” 

[armadawathes]

okay healing good precure finally haha

first thing is this little guy

very cute, but i do wonder how long theyve been on earth with just nodoka and rabirin healing things. this line makes me think its been a while at least, a few days. we focused a lot on rabirin’s feelings about what happened in the garden but i wonder if the other two are feeling the same things as well, just not showing like she does.

this whole thing was very cute. i love this lady more and more already. if she does turn ‘good’ i hope her design stays mostly the same. i really like it.

i missed you hinata! i love her little pink sweater! she’s so cute, i wonder if she got in trouble about dress codes or something. i talked about this on the server once but i think shes a bby gal, or shed be one if this was a high school series.

nodoka is getting called out haha. tho i wonder why the precure have to be a serect. i mean...in the show universe, why? tho i do love chiyus face here. its very blank in a way.

anxiety, thy name is peguitan.

shes so straightforward. i love it. poor nodoka tho being put in the hot seat.

what a lie. i mean, the rabbit i understand but the penguin? and they were flying near her. chiyu knows penguins dont fly doesnt she?

what a smile!

why is peguitan alway so sad :( hes cute but i dont like this any more. smile penguin, please :’(

oh no bby :(

rabirin, saying that isnt going to help! this translation sounds so dismissive. the VA sounded a little dismissive too.

i love this part of the henshin.

i love her. i hope king pathogerm actually likes her. i love stuff like that.

holy shit. i honestly didnt expect her to get hit like that wow.

peguitan, please, please believe in yourself.

that is such a cute line.

again!

what an attack.

you are flying buddy. its too late.

but this was another really good episode. i do really love this episode. chiyu and nodokas conversation and nodoka lying badly. it was really cute and funny. chiyu is pretty fun character, i hope her deadpan expression come back. and i liked seeing the warmer side of her when she talked about her familys inn.

her conversation with peguitan was also very heartwarming and im glad to see how theyll develop as well. also, also, also! her transformation and attack look so amazing! i love it!

[naruhinalife555]

Hinata was literally protecting Naruto, who in turn was protected by Neji. So I don’t know why you’re spewing bullcrap abaout her suddenly “failing” to protect Neji when Neji was literally the one protecting her.

And she ignored Neji you say???And literally used his dying words to give Naruto the will to fight again but yeah. She ignored Neji I guess.Congrats. All you’ve managed to do was prove to me that you have never read the manga and embarrass yourself even further. But please keep doing what you’re doing and make a delusional ass out of yourself, my guy. But yeah. Y'all aren’t misogynistic for disliking Hinata (an actual strong and admirable character) and liking Sakura (a stagnant character who stays angry and bitter), right??? Lol where has Hinata EVER been shown to be kind to ANYONE except Naruto? Oh wait she hasn’t. Hinata KNEW she would die. This is the man that took out dozen of shinobi singlehandedly so unless you think Hinata is COMPLETELY brain dead then she knew she stood no chance. The only reason hinata went out there was because she wanted a chance to confess, if she really wanted to save him she would have tried to take the stakes out first not charge directly at Pein. Hinata knew she had no chance but decided that confessing was more important then naruto having to watch one of his friends almost die.Right…………………………………………Neji got all of 2 minutes of Hinata’s sympathy. His dead body was literally right in front of her and instead of thinking ‘I will avenge you Neji’ or ‘your sacrifice will not be in vain’ she thinks about Naruto’s hand. She could have tried to end the Hyuuga clan slavery, worked with Hanabi to make the Hyuuga’s a better clan to honor Neji but no she did none of that. The most important thing to Hinata is Naruto. ou know Hiashi basically confirmed the Hyuga clan changed already, so no point saying Hinata didn’t change the clan and did nothing after the war cause she already helped change the clan. The so called slavery you spoke of doesn’t exist anymore as shown by the lack of any sign of the curse seal in Boruto and how loving both Hiashi and Hanabi are neither of them are going brand anyone cause they know their is no such fate as proven by Neji and Hinata.OKay listen. Hinata Hyuuga. Her character is the next-in-line to be the Head of the third-most-distinguished clan in Konoha. She is gorgeous and kind. She may be slow to blossom into a skilled ninja, but she has potential to become great. Sounds like a great character I would relate to and love! BUT. All of that is ruined by the fact that she fucking stalked Naruto her entire life. On top of her really creepy actions towards poor Naruto, who didnt welcome her advances (until The Last rewrote narutos childhood), her personality doesnt develop at all throughout the series! She is a boring character! She may be cute, but she isnt that powerful compared to her peers, and her demeanor is bland and passive! She comes across as useless even during the War, but then she becomes a fucking house wife??? I dont mean to slam housewives in the least, but it is so disappointing to see a character go from a semi-powerful ninja babe to a housewife who rules her kids lives with a very bipolar sugar-sweet/strict attitude.Im not really good at writing, but my main point is this:I really really wanted to like Hinata. But Kishimoto really fucked her over, and what her character has become is a Mess. Hinata deserved better. 

At least Hinata can actually get her man to not leave her for over a decade and Naruto didn't try and kill her, Sakura is such a soy-filled cuck that she just lets Sasuke run her over. They're not even in the same league. NaruHina: Relationship GOALS

Oh my god you still have energy for this? Bitch were did you get the idea that I like SAS*SAKU?! I fucking loathe that ship, and guess what? I hate Nar*Hina too! So you can stop comparing them both because both are trash, both are awful, and both Naruto and Sasuke deserve better than those two fan girls who did nothing but pitty them into fuck them.

Go to your little ship tag to enjoy the fillers that you desperately need in order to give Hinata something close to a freaking good characterization, and leave me, my blog, and my readers alone.

Look at you, you're so insecure that you need to come to an anti blog to start an argument about why your ship is better than the garbage of SS, like I fucking care. Hinata is an awful person who manipulated Naruto emotionally so he would give two fucks about her, but hilariously she ended up needing a spin off to actually do it. Great work there, hime.

Hinata is an EGOISTICAL character who only cared for her feelings for Naruto, letting her clan SLAVE people like Neji, having the nerve of calling him brother while she did NOTHING about the seal that FORCED him to obey her.

Don't come here trying to make me believe that the "Na-Na-Naruto-kun" stalker had some relevance for the plot or is better than Sakura, because even Shino had more depth than her.

I tag correctly my posts, and even indulged you by replying to you respectfully, but no, you still come at me with the stupidest come backs like I fucking ship SS. How delusional are you? I really hope you're a troll, because other wise I worry about your health, honestly.

Like I said, you need to literally compare NH to the worst possible ship in existence on the Narutoverse to see SOME positive light on it. Naruto doesn't care for Hinata, or his offsprings, he didn't go away for ten years (Yey!) He's still barely home, he even wants to go with Sasuke.

If NH is your "relationship goals" then honey, I need to tell you, you are aspiring for the bare minimum. Oh, Naruto doesn't cheat on her! Oh, then that must mean he loves her and that he's happy! Like LMAO, do you even know what a healthy relationship is? Do you think not arguing makes them better? Pf, please.

[melody-of-lost-souls]

THE LAST (what a waste of time)

These are, from my point of view, some inconsistences I found from this movie. Not a proper analysis, just my thoughts.

I dont know where to start but first with Naruto.

I have seen all the Shippuden Movies, from 1 -Death of Naruto , to this one number 7. Almost in all these movies there was a princess or a girl who will be his "companion" across the events of the movie. We had Shion, Amaru, also the Snow princess- movie 1 from Part 1- and etc. In all of them, Naruto had chemistry with them. Not an amazing relationship since we have short time, an 1 hour and half, but there wasn't this akwardness and discomfort around the female co-protagonist.

With Hinata this happened. The Naruto we saw here, it's completely different from the person and shining boy we see until 479. I know, 2 years passed but in Shippuden 3 years passed , and we saw the transition from a kid naruto -12 yo.- to a 15/6 y.o. boy entering in adolescence. Two different evolutive stages, and yet he was the same shingin boy we know; of course he matured AND HE MATURED WITH SO MUCH MORE EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE.

There are many fact wrong in this movie. First, across the whole thing he looks almost desolated, very quiet and akward. Coy, someone who doesnt know how to interact with hinata despite the fact that across all the manga, he never had problems to deal and talk with her.

Anyway, then we have Sakura insulting, because that what she did, him and saying that maybe "he doesnt know what love is" and Naruto also nods, to don't know what Love is. We are talking about the same Naruto, at age of 12, who made Zabuza Momochi cry

Then we have Sai, saying that when Naruto was whispering Hinata's name in dreams, Sai heard his sentimental spot, he didn't know Naruto had. And It was helping. Again, we are talking about the same naruto who said this to Sai

And I could quote many other scenes but this will be too long.

Then it takes just 30 minutes from the start of the movie to Naruto to "realize" with a epiphany of Jesus, that he ...loves hinata. What I see here is a glimpse of guilt tripping.

Other Inconsistence. they had to make Naruto fall in a Genjutsu -which theorically jinchuriki can not!- in order to let him realize Hinata was in love with him. Also, with the experience of Game of thrones ( i know, i know 2 totally different things but) but with the last shitty season they used the same resource that it was used here. Spit all the facts in your face, again and again just in case you dont forget that naruto HAS to fall in love with Hinata. Because we have this forced scenes between them all the damn time, at the expense of a Naruto totally ooc who can not interact properly with a mate that he knows since genin times. Also we have this recurrent scene from the academy Days, which was never shown on the manga, about some Iruka's class always repeating the quote "Whom would you spend your last day on earth?" Also, they made us recall a love confession that happened ALMOST 3 YEARS AGO, pain's arc, in which Naruto was absolutely indifferent about it until 699.

And it's not even that in these 2 years between movie and anime finale, that we see some approachment and more development between them (same with SS) because IS IN THE MOVIE, in this like 2/3 days that movie events takes place, where Naruto """realizes""" about Hinata's feelings. He literally just took days xD And it's inconsistent because with Sasuke he toook YEARS to set his true feelings AND EVEN THO when Sasuke asked him what A FRIEND means to him? He didn't know how to put that in words.

Following this logic, if a """friend""" took him all this time, i can imagine how it would be with the love of your life.

Also, worth to mention. All the Moon-symbolism stolen from Sasuke's figure. Across the last arc of manga we had a strong portrayal of how Naruto and Sasuke were Sun and Moon respectively.

* Another inconsistence, Naruto doing the ShadowClone jutsu at that short age. Yes, he doesn't make them properly but they were better that what we have seen in Naruto Episode 1. Also, in this movie he did 2 clones, mini clones, but they were capable of speaking, moving, and they were identical to naruto, the only flaw was the size. In episode 1, what he made was a really bad-almost dead-copy

And now some really random stuff that when i was watching this, i thought for a moment this was like Dragon ball.

-Why the fuck they had to fight ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON? This was IDENTICAL to that episode from Power Rangers Red Forever where all the red rangers fight on the moon surface in order to defeat the bad guy.

I know this is fiction, and we are in fictional world. But naruto never went that far to talk about astronomical phenomena such as "THE MOON IS FALLING IN PIECES AND METHEORS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY" and we.. We plan on destroying the moon.

Yes, I remember Tsukuyomi Infinite and stuff, but this is very different and came out SP asses.

In conclusion, I think i'm forgetting some things but anyway. This is a bad movie, what a surprise, not JUST because of the ship -i mean yes jeje- but because of all the inconsistences, the out of characterization, the rush on making naruto fall in love with hinata at expenses of some guilt, akwardness, and in 30 fucking minutes.

For being the only Naruto canon movie, it's very poor. I could quote Bonds #2 movie, Naruto's Death #1, Last Tower #4, even Road to ninja, as better material with better plots than this one.

[ainaraoftime]

4th trial part 1, because it was getting pretty long. um, spoilers, duh

if iruma really was planning to kill ouma, this was a really sloppy plan. she would’ve been caught in no time (1. he wouldnt have shown the signs of poisoning that the label said so they would rule that out immediately 2. they’d reach the conclusion that he was murdered in the game world 3. she was acting crazy suspicious with the whole “WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED” thing 4. kiibo (was it kiibo?) overheard that she was gonna meet up with ouma). i mean, i guess if that had happened, she could’ve gotten rid of evidence like the hammer and whatnot, but still....

god i feel like theyve been talking about the “how did the board get to the rocks” point for half an hour. i thought that after they showed the diagram for the first time everything about it became incredibly self-explanatory, but i guess not

hiro shimono is a god

okay, the “the map was lying” part wasn’t self-explanatory, but i still feel like they talked about the board thing for too long there

why does everyone get in line to suck saihara’s dick ughh i WANT to like him but this gets on my nerves SO much

i’m keeping a counter of saihara thinking “what the fuck is ouma DOING?” since the investigation began. i might’ve missed some but so far i’m at 4

gonta: we can’t talk badly about the late iruma :( yumeno, maki and ouma: naaaaaaaah fuck her

chapter 1: WORLD’S DEADLIEST GAME OF CATCH

chapter 2: THE ZIP-LINE OF DOOM

chapter 3: THE SEESAW OF DEATH

chapter 4: THE CORPSE SLED

i see the v3 kids know how to have fun with traditional games!

man this is giving me Funhouse flashbacks, especially when it comes to pointing out the obvious (what’s the device for MOVING UP AND DOWN FLOORS called, hinata?)

oh my god the culprit gets a funkopop too

WASTED

i accidentally deleted some shit here but it was basically me going “holy shit WHAT” at ouma saying that gonta did it, and at the ouma/gonta half-split screen. not much substance to it. anyways

OH GOOD, HERE I WAS THINKING I’D NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS SPRITE EVER AGAIN

i never knew i needed to see a funkopop strangling another funkopop with toilet paper. i wonder if the climax inference comic will be like that too

if ouma’s telling the truth about gonta being the culprit this’ll be fucked up because 1. it’s the first time (...right?) we as the protagonist don’t get to figure out and point out who the culprit is before every other character 2. ouma’s being like “this is the CRUEL TRUTH” even though he’s a liar and I DON’T KNOW. this is fucked up

i love scrum debates but why is maki in the “NO WE SHOULDN’T TALK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF GONTA BEING THE KILLER” team? i thought she was pragmatic! (also, again, poor saihara only has kiibo and ouma to team up with. ouch.)

god, that’s the weakest group “you’ve got that wrong” ever. kiibo, saihara and ouma. could you imagine those three wimps fighting against everyone else

see it even looks sad

oh my god hiro shimono KILLS IT. i don’t know shit about voice acting but i’m at the part where ouma’s getting frustrated at gonta and i’m seriously impressed. i mean, i think gonta’s VA is doing a great job too, but as you all know ouma is my fave so i’m biased

this whole trial has devolved into guys angrily yelling at each other

wow, jess and nate let their time to answer a question run out and apparently what happens if you stay silent is that ouma angrily screams at you

“memory loss”?? oh no oh no oh no. holy shit. poor gonta

oh noo this is like dr2 chapter 5 when sonia refused to accept nanami was the traitor :(

oh, that’s a new momota sprite! ... =(

...gonta can’t tell right from left? that’s... that’s not very good writing? kind of a piss poor excuse for this to happen. i mean, he’s a scientist, even if that science is entomology you’d think he’d learn the difference between left and right at some point. well, i guess he was raised by wolves...

“i just went to sleep and after i woke up she was dead” nnnnnnnope, i distinctly remember him being in the program, complaining about everyone having the same level of strength bc it means he wouldnt be able to protect anyone

please don’t tell me momota somehow logged in as gonta

another unseen before distressed sprite =(

I WANT TO BE SAD ABOUT THE P.T.A. BEING AGAINST MOMOTA BUT HE LOOKS SO GOOFY I CAN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

i’m no expert in anatomy especially men especially buff men (although that’s a little too buff for a high schooler i think) but that shoulder-neck area looks a little... wrong? his top-bottom proportions in general. ah well

CULPRIT FUNKOPOP IS BACK

oh fuck saihara got real serious

YES THE CLIMAX INFERENCE IS GONNA SHOW THE LITTLE FUNKOPOP AVATARS I LOVE THIS

the thing about climax inference is that everyone looks cute even when theyre horrible

THEY’RE SO TINY I LOVE THIS

art style surprisingly fitting for ouma

BEST QUALITY: HER WIGGLES

ouma just WATCHED there as she was getting strangled jesus christ

MISS IRUMA TEAR DOWN THIS WALL

awwwwww

....aw :(

HE’S CRUSHING THE CAGE... GONTA DOESNT DESERVE THIS

can’t wait to see ouma’s explanation because jfc

[sleepysandy]

jjk s1 ep 10

wait who tf is this

i forgot everything thats happened

bakit andaming nangyayare

ano ba nangyare last ep lmao

k wala akong nagets period

deep naman ni sir

ew wtf

ok hannibal lecter

sino ba to

feeling special

feeling relevant

feels like something bad gonna happen

gojou when will u actually help

what is the point of this convo

no offence this dude talking abt the real world as a 15 yo

wtf my dudes doing

where has he seen the button

nanami i h8 getting spoiled

why they fighting in a sewer 🤮

hot

ep 11

i have honestly no idea whats happening

im rly just in it for the hot men

everytime i watch a show that i dont binge i just forget all the plot

hot

nanamo hotter than gojou tho

dont know what everyones on

assistant man get it together

itadori just a walkng target

hes asking this dude out on a date

itadori reminds me of hinata

makes friends with everyone

ew wtf is that

adult of adults

nanami dont die ure hot

itadori hinata extrovert leads

ugh daddy issues

will they ever acknowledge his parents

di mo man lang hinaga nanay mo

WTF IS THAT

oh yeh forgot she cant see that

wtf did mom just die

was that his uniform

omg so they killed the mom

this guys so easy to manipulate

so he has powers now

how did this guy get in

how weak is his powers

wheres inumaki

i thought itadori isnt allowed to participate

ok im assuming hell not follow orders

ep 12

oh obviously mcs never follow orders

whos this

lots of foreshadowing going on

to you someday???

why does he have a jellyfish

that seems fun

indiscriminate salvation tf u mean

same dude

this new guys dumb as hell

omg he crying

hala sya

so nagh2h lang kayo

finally he realized

omg he dead

this guy so reckless

so sad

what does that even mean

ok angst king

ugh he got wings

wheres nanami

itadori does not think

hes so reckless

didnt he just get healed

period king

where tf gojou

dont mind tho nanami superior

ep 13

can this guy just die already hes so annoying

ew hes so gross

wheres ur weapon dude

nanami thats so sexy of u

nanami nooo u too sexy to die

nanami said eat the rich

hot

sukuna a megumi stan

this bitch so annoying just die aready

who tf is jogou

whos inside those bags

omg hes back

so is he like ok now

didnt he get severely injured

woah seeing them grieve again

ep 14

so curses can heal

dont get how curses work

is getou a curse too

how does this guy know

woah new op

panda lmao

inumaki hey

ugh lots of new characters

i feel like the ops shorter

omg its been 2 months

thought it was like a week

i doubt theyd be happy

who tf is yuuta

where is he

lmao satoru is always late

whyd he put itadori there

lmaoooo

this guy has no filter

inumaki hey

wonder what happened to the third yrs

hope they aight

wtf is kyoto doing

that guy is me

ugh here come the god complexes

megumi said 😐

doesnt kyoto already have an advantage since there are more of them

woah eds new too

its rlly cute

loving all the inumaki screentime btw

even just in the background

ep 15

whos ichiro

omg doggy

love mgumis doggy

hey inumaki

itadori and buff guy will probs get along

bashing megumi lmao

is he not gonna ask his type

i thought he asks everyone that

itadori getting his shit rocked

ok here it is

didnt he already say that tho 💀

lmao not the shoujo color scheme

this shoujo part is so funny

wonder how it looked like in the manga

itadori just standing there watching this grown man cry

domain agad

wait what happened to the big man

woah his mind is working

ok they rlly want to kill him

this is rlly cool

i like the new styles of fighting new characters have

inumaki hi

omg hes so 🥰

that fight looks exhausting

woah itadoris raw strength is greater

im poor!

bitch said im broke!

omg is he besto frendo