#poor guy wants to cook them a meal so he goes to the neareast piggly wiggly. proceeds to get interrogated 1 hour

[bruciemilf]

I'm absolutely delighted when I come across Bruce meeting/visiting the Kents posts.

Battinson meeting them? Oh, boy. That man is a nervous wreck. Hiding behind Clark, stuttering, blushing, going on rants about how well they treat the animals and crops.

" I had a pet turtle once. Alfred told me it ran away."

Probably gets so flustered that he accidentally reveals he's Batman one hour in when Martha asks what he does for work. What's he gonna say? CEO? Gross.

Even better if he thinks Clark and him are doing such a good job of sneaking around. But he comes down to breakfast with a plaid shirt hanging off his shoulders.

He doesn't realize it until Martha chokes a laugh in her coffee.

Clark comforts him in the barn. Bruce picked an emotional support cow and he's laying facedown in a bed of hay. " Come on, darlin', it's not so bad."

" Mom laughing at me IS bad, Clark!"

Clark's heart does a leap, "...Mom?"

Bruce wants to sink in the ground. "... Martha."

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

For her part, Martha initially had doubts about the new city boy Clark had brought to introduce her to.

Bruce seemed like a nice guy, but Clark's other exes were too, and look how it turned out! One of them even tries to conquer the world at least once a week.

However, her opinion improves dramatically when he learns that Bruce has children.

"I've always wanted to be a grandmother!" "But, we've been dating for two weeks."

"How long have you known each other?"

"For years, but..."

Martha ignores him," Do you think the kids will like my sweaters? I've got them coordinated!"

Martha would be an absolute enabler of Bruce's adoption tendencies.

I'm absolutely delighted when I come across Bruce meeting/visiting the Kents posts.

Battinson meeting them? Oh, boy. That man is a nervous wreck. Hiding behind Clark, stuttering, blushing, going on rants about how well they treat the animals and crops.

" I had a pet turtle once. Alfred told me it ran away."

Probably gets so flustered that he accidentally reveals he's Batman one hour in when Martha asks what he does for work. What's he gonna say? CEO? Gross.

Even better if he thinks Clark and him are doing such a good job of sneaking around. But he comes down to breakfast with a plaid shirt hanging off his shoulders.

He doesn't realize it until Martha chokes a laugh in her coffee.

Clark comforts him in the barn. Bruce picked an emotional support cow and he's laying facedown in a bed of hay. " Come on, darlin', it's not so bad."

" Mom laughing at me IS bad, Clark!"

Clark's heart does a leap, "...Mom?"

Bruce wants to sink in the ground. "... Martha."