#poor bf

[nijae-roni]

Couple trope

where A just wants physical affection while B doesn't give it... in public. In private? B is the most physically needy partner to exist in the entire multiverse hahaha good luck to A's ribs.

[hinamie]

shhhh

[tevanbuckley]

#the moment tommy knew he was doomed.

[thebraxiatelcollection]

"Some TARDISes tend not to hang around if the operator departs. It's this symbiotic link. Very attached to their owners. Most TARDISes spend millennia grieving, some just jettison themselves into the Vortex never to be seen again. Somewhere, at the end of time, is an elephant graveyard of broken TARDISes. I always meant to go and have a look one day."

Fifth Doctor in Big Finish: Omega

[buckyscap]

just out of curiosity, logan tried to pull this move but ended up lying flat on his back after the first flip

[cldhead]

roommates <3

[kofi]

[strawberrystepmom]

gojo telling any other sorcerer who is interested in you that they can just fight him for you if they want you so bad

like what are they gonna do??? fight him????

[lighthouseas]

malakai mitchell you have never done anything wrong in your life. get behind me

[aluraveil]

yandere ex pm dazai x reader

im imagining a scenario where it turns out that pm dazai doesnt really love you and that you were just a toy for him to play around with..

you're angry and rightfully upset and you're in tears and sobbing. you thought dazai loved you and it turns out that he didnt? what a sick joke.

buuuut then dazai sort of realizes that he's alone without you. there's a sick feeling of regret crawling up his spine.

and once he starts to regret, it hits him hard. he went from not caring and then did a whole 180 and started to miss you a lot.

once hes in the phase where regret eats up at him, he's quite literally scary as fuck. all of a sudden he becomes more agitated, more selfish, and has less patience.

all of his subordinates and people working under him can tell that dazai is a time ticking bomb about to explode. when he regrets, dazai becomes more aggressive and downright scary. if his men fail a mission they are all getting severely punished. dazai just doesn't have the patience anymore.

it doesn't get any better when he becomes the port mafia's boss. if anything, he becomes even worse. if you thought mafia executive 'Demon Prodigy' dazai was scary, you haven't seen anything.

as the boss of the port mafia, dazai is naturally in charge of everything that happens as he quite literally is the highest ranking member of the mafia because he's the leader. during the time period he takes over as the boss, nobody even wants to mess with him.dazai has much more influence over everything during this time and you can bet that he has been watching over you for quite some time.

it doesn't take long for dazai to snatch you back up. he quite literally was 'suffering' and in so much 'pain' without you even when it was clearly his fault. you cant blame yourself for leaving him. who wants to be with someone who doesnt love you? nobody right?

during this time, he tries to run into you by coincidence. at this point he sometimes runs into you if you worked at a restaurant or something. he tries to play it cool but you both know what his true intentions are and it doesn't need to be said out loud.

you however, are downright terrified. this is literally the same guy who committed 625 counts of fraud. 625. not to mention he is the literal boss of the port mafia. the boss. the frickin boss.

you're scared because you dont believe he will show any mercy towards you. this is because the two of you arent 'lovers' (you don't know if the both of you ever were because dazai didnt hold any feelings for you) and he probably sees you as nothing more than a stupid idiot. this is not the same dazai you loved. this is the dazai that doesnt love you meaning that he doesnt care about you which in turn means that if something happened to you, he just straight up doesnt care.

he starts calling you 'belladonna' and 'darling' again which feels awkward and disgusting. whenever he calls you that you straight up wince and cringe and you don't even try to hide it. there's a whole wave of awkwardness that lingers in the air when you just reply back with a "..hi?.." dazai senses that the tension in the air is so thick that you could slice through it but him being him he just straight up dgaf.

you're not thrilled to see him whatsoever. when he comes here he doesn't even order any food and just tries to talk to you. he always leaves you a huge tip when he does leave though. you never take it though. you dont want his money. the next time he does come you give the money back to him and but he refuses to take it back saying "you've been working so hard belladonna, you deserve to treat yourself." again with the belladonna thing. it doesnt feel right for him to call you that at all.

dazai knows that youre refusing his advances but it doesnt stop him from trying. afterall you loved him once. thats all that matters. its only the results that matter in the end right?

right?

...

maybe.

[sulfies]

“It will pass soon amò, always does…”

Poor Desmond getting extreme bleed or/and apple visions

[ghostlightsahead]

Max, fulfil a duty to your cherished rival to free him from this eternal hell

Deliver unto him a red bull contract so we can see lestapodiums every week pretty please xoxo

[theeminentlyimpractical]

I think about this caption at least once a month

[bunnithechubs]

girl dad, girl boss!

[idiotmf]

hear me out, hare reader and tortoise bf

Okay, so this was an interesting ride.

At first I thought, sure, pretty straight forward. Obviously, tortoise bf is subby, easily overstimulated, because hare reader goes too fast and hard for him. And then...

I looked it up because, yes, I am that person.

And apparently male tortoises can be quite aggressive and go multiple times? Obviously nothing like a hare, but imagine tortoise bf trying to take charge and become more dominant, while Reader is absolutely not having it, fighting to keep him down. Of course bf's stamina is just not the same, so eventually he's just a big ol' mess, laying down on his back, probably covered in a layer of excess cum at that point.

Maybe even half passed out while Reader is still riding him, just as enthusiastically as in the beginning, while he mumbles and whimpers incoherently that he can't cum anymore and that he needs to have a break.

I like to imagine that tortoise bf just gives up after a while, getting stuck on his back and accepting his fate, haha.

I did not forget about the noises they make, either. Not to ruin the horny, but imagine of instead of moaning, bf just does that. :'>

[bigboobie27]

Bernard because his ass thought it would be a good idea to double major

[honeyed-blossom]

clearly, she has a favorite