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I yearn for the west

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gas pumps are sexual in the way that gasoline smells so good and the nozzles are inherently phallic yet society says you cant do anything about that

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My magnus opus tbh

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Feeling so Irish Catholic I may have to watch Boondock Saints again

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I feel like this

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

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the inherent eroticism of using copious amounts of alcohol to sterilize anything and everything in the lab before going under the hood.

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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol

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salt: been really getting into wounds lately

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if you saw how i misspelled publicly no you didnt.

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alright i only got one week (technically less tbh) until spring break im gonna stop complaining. at least here publicly.

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Idgaf if u a lesbian now stop listening to and singing along to musicals loud as fuck at 10 am

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can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

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life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly

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we all think jane lynch is kinda hot right