#poor Kakashi

[skykashi]

How would Kakashi react to “Would you love me if I was a worm?”

Like this

Lol, fr tho, I think it would depend on his mood at the time but he'd mostly take it as an opportunity for trolling, like... " A worm?? 😬 that would be tough, I can't really kiss a worm, you know... because of all the germs and stuff, you wouldn't want me to get sick would you? So if you really love me, you would let me go, right? But if you really insist, I guess I won't have a choice 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'll kiss your germy slimy worm lips and get sick, I'm so selfless like that. And then I won't be able to go to missions or train or leave the house and I would get weaker and weaker and then I would feel useless because I won't be able to protect you or my students and y'all could get hurt and I'd blame myself because I was too weak to protect you 😞 then I would get so depressed and wouldn't get a chance to heal because we won't stop kissing then I would die, but that's alright because then you could eat my corpse, worms eat corpses, don't they? So that's fine, you can have my corpse, you can even invite all your little worm friends and have a feast together, my treat because I'm generous like that ^ ^ "

[itischeese]

Modern AU Obito has a special interest in philosophy and got a little too invested in Rousseau. He'll idly comment that "man is born free, but everywhere is in chains," over breakfast.

He faked his death when he was twelve and hasn't stopped lying since. He stalks his old group-project member, up to and including watching him sleep. He looked at him a little too long once, had a bi crisis, and tried to light himself on fire.

He started the tide pod challenge. Every comment he leaves on social media starts with "erm actually...." He seasons his food with silica gel. There is a warrant out for his arrest in 7 countries, and he's working on the eighth. He lived like Diogenes for a month and saw a marked improvement in quality of life.

He almost gets arrested for shoplifting but he gets away fine after killing all the cops. He borrows money and gaslights the person he borrowed it from while using it all at a gumball machine. He was arrested for the cop-murder and refused when offered a lawyer. He represented himself in court and got off with a clean record and a head pat.

The world will end the day he reads Leviathan. He has no sense of boundaries and will grab others at any given time and just start talking. All his friends hate him.

[madmanwonder]

(Ask) Who is the unlucky soul that Anko has her eyes on?

"Inu-chan~" Anko replied licking her lips in a malicious lust as she eyed the one-eyed silver-haired jonin who stopped and shuddered in unexplain fear spreading across his frame like a winter cold.

[kakashihasibs]

There was one moment where Kakashi was tending to Sakura and the Sage of 6 paths was just floating there like "hmmm these boys of mine" and just poor kakashi he is literally the ONLY normal person conscious in the whole entire world and he's got basically ninja god grumbling about his pain in the ass sons, who are also kinda his students, who are also practically ninja gods themselves. Like girl come on Sakura you cant leave him like this. You gotta wake up.

[aiyuuka]

[universallydepressed13]

Headcanon: Kakashi was trained to deal with traumatized kids like Sasuke and Naruto

Never forget Sasuke’s emo baby-romper outfit from the chūnin exams arc

[blshiplife]

[bl00dalchemist]

F for Obito's honkaroo

[spacealligator]

12 year old Kakashi at Obito during training: you poor excuse of a shinobi, you goddamn idiot, you incompetent stupid piece of-

that same night: dear diary, today I tried flirting with Obito like Rin suggested, I think it went really well <3

[wasyago]

hinata 🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲

[brighteuphony]

Gonna try an experiment. Followup to this

[madmanwonder]

Ask (Crossover au): How would Sakura (Naruto) react if Oscar friendzoned her?

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei need a good workout.

[rexsie]

This is kinda funny omg😭😭😭

the gift was trauma and a cool eye

[chasing-posts]

I'm sure Gai has multiple wheelchairs for every day use that he keeps in scrolls or the front of his and Kakashi's house. A sport chair for speed and fun. His big one we see in the show ro help him get around town or travel with Kakashi over all types of terrain.

But imagine if Gai put weights on one of his wheel chairs. Just making the thing REALLY heavy and hard to move, whether someone is pushing him or he's pushing himself. He is the type of maniac who would trick out a bike to make it 3000 pounds for no reason but to train!

As a flex, Kakashi can push it and make it look easy. But as soon as anyone else asides from maybe Lee tries, they're stuck in place and Gai is yelling at them to try harder!!! To move him by embracing their springtime of youth!!!

It makes kidnapping him REALLY difficult and frankly, embarressing for those who try. And avoids that annoying issue of rude people trying to grab his wheel chair and manuver him out of the way without his consent. (Which apparently is a thing rude assholes do to wheel chair users. Never do this. It's rude AF. Learn some manners.)

Just wheel chair shenanigans with Miato Gai.

[raikirikiri]

rewatching the final arc of og nart and two things:

1. pakkun and the rest of the hounds didn’t need anything to track sasuke and naruto’s scent which leads me to believe that kakashi has made sure his hounds know his kids’ scents just in case he’s not paranoid or anything no why would you suggest that he’s very normal!!!!!!!! he has no reason to ever be afraid of losing the people closest to him!!! pfft he’s fine it’s just a safety precaution!!! ahem, anyway. yeah i think he has his hounds memorized their scents as soon as kakashi passes them during the bell test.

2. pakkun will never not treat kakashi like his pup. sure, kakashi is the pack leader and they defer to him but that’s pakkun’s baby boy. he pretty much raised kakashi after sakumo died and yes, he listens and he follows pack law but that does not mean kakashi isn’t his pup anymore. not even when kakashi is hokage, he’s always gonna be his stupid little pup with no fur. he doesn’t care if kakashi is in charge of the village he will scold him in front of the townspeople if it’s warranted and kakashi will sit with his metaphorical tail tucked between his legs and his head down to receive his tongue lashing. he’ll even let out a little “stooop pakkun, you’re embarrassing me!”

“well you should’ve thought of that before you left this morning and didn’t wash up after breakfast.”

pakkun is papa pug and that’s his pup right there

[anubisthe1]

If tobi was cought obsessing over kakashi, then he simply would explain himself that as a masked man, he is only ever attracted to other masked people.

With the right words and tone of voice, deidara would have no choice but to believe that stupidity.