#poor Kakashi

[obikonans]

No way I just realized kakashi makes the same face after shredding obito’s and rin’s heart

[skykashi]

How would Kakashi react to “Would you love me if I was a worm?”

Like this

Lol, fr tho, I think it would depend on his mood at the time but he'd mostly take it as an opportunity for trolling, like... " A worm?? 😬 that would be tough, I can't really kiss a worm, you know... because of all the germs and stuff, you wouldn't want me to get sick would you? So if you really love me, you would let me go, right? But if you really insist, I guess I won't have a choice 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'll kiss your germy slimy worm lips and get sick, I'm so selfless like that. And then I won't be able to go to missions or train or leave the house and I would get weaker and weaker and then I would feel useless because I won't be able to protect you or my students and y'all could get hurt and I'd blame myself because I was too weak to protect you 😞 then I would get so depressed and wouldn't get a chance to heal because we won't stop kissing then I would die, but that's alright because then you could eat my corpse, worms eat corpses, don't they? So that's fine, you can have my corpse, you can even invite all your little worm friends and have a feast together, my treat because I'm generous like that ^ ^ "

[itischeese]

Modern AU Obito has a special interest in philosophy and got a little too invested in Rousseau. He'll idly comment that "man is born free, but everywhere is in chains," over breakfast.

He faked his death when he was twelve and hasn't stopped lying since. He stalks his old group-project member, up to and including watching him sleep. He looked at him a little too long once, had a bi crisis, and tried to light himself on fire.

He started the tide pod challenge. Every comment he leaves on social media starts with "erm actually...." He seasons his food with silica gel. There is a warrant out for his arrest in 7 countries, and he's working on the eighth. He lived like Diogenes for a month and saw a marked improvement in quality of life.

He almost gets arrested for shoplifting but he gets away fine after killing all the cops. He borrows money and gaslights the person he borrowed it from while using it all at a gumball machine. He was arrested for the cop-murder and refused when offered a lawyer. He represented himself in court and got off with a clean record and a head pat.

The world will end the day he reads Leviathan. He has no sense of boundaries and will grab others at any given time and just start talking. All his friends hate him.

[madmanwonder]

(Ask) Who is the unlucky soul that Anko has her eyes on?

"Inu-chan~" Anko replied licking her lips in a malicious lust as she eyed the one-eyed silver-haired jonin who stopped and shuddered in unexplain fear spreading across his frame like a winter cold.

[kakashihasibs]

There was one moment where Kakashi was tending to Sakura and the Sage of 6 paths was just floating there like "hmmm these boys of mine" and just poor kakashi he is literally the ONLY normal person conscious in the whole entire world and he's got basically ninja god grumbling about his pain in the ass sons, who are also kinda his students, who are also practically ninja gods themselves. Like girl come on Sakura you cant leave him like this. You gotta wake up.

[aiyuuka]

[universallydepressed13]

Headcanon: Kakashi was trained to deal with traumatized kids like Sasuke and Naruto

Never forget Sasuke’s emo baby-romper outfit from the chūnin exams arc

[blshiplife]

[bl00dalchemist]

F for Obito's honkaroo

[spacealligator]

12 year old Kakashi at Obito during training: you poor excuse of a shinobi, you goddamn idiot, you incompetent stupid piece of-

that same night: dear diary, today I tried flirting with Obito like Rin suggested, I think it went really well <3

[badninken]

Preview of the spread I painted for the Path of Life Kakashi Zine - organized by @kakashizine The full spread is an image sequence of three.

Pre-orders are open here! 🩶

[wasyago]

hinata 🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲

[that1valiantcougar]

Here's the first couple pages of a short comic I've been working on sporadically! I love the idea of Kakashi and Iruka being the babysitters for the Rookie 9's children. Obviously, Kakashi is not happy with this turn of events.

This is directly related to a oneshot I wrote!

Part 2

[fustilarian1031]

someone save her

[raikirikiri]

rewatching the final arc of og nart and two things:

1. pakkun and the rest of the hounds didn’t need anything to track sasuke and naruto’s scent which leads me to believe that kakashi has made sure his hounds know his kids’ scents just in case he’s not paranoid or anything no why would you suggest that he’s very normal!!!!!!!! he has no reason to ever be afraid of losing the people closest to him!!! pfft he’s fine it’s just a safety precaution!!! ahem, anyway. yeah i think he has his hounds memorized their scents as soon as kakashi passes them during the bell test.

2. pakkun will never not treat kakashi like his pup. sure, kakashi is the pack leader and they defer to him but that’s pakkun’s baby boy. he pretty much raised kakashi after sakumo died and yes, he listens and he follows pack law but that does not mean kakashi isn’t his pup anymore. not even when kakashi is hokage, he’s always gonna be his stupid little pup with no fur. he doesn’t care if kakashi is in charge of the village he will scold him in front of the townspeople if it’s warranted and kakashi will sit with his metaphorical tail tucked between his legs and his head down to receive his tongue lashing. he’ll even let out a little “stooop pakkun, you’re embarrassing me!”

“well you should’ve thought of that before you left this morning and didn’t wash up after breakfast.”

pakkun is papa pug and that’s his pup right there

[poele-sexuel]

Ok so... Naruto brain rot :)

Even if both categories of Clans share characteristics with animals. There's a difference between a Beastial Clan and a Feral.

One is working with animals, the other is Being the animal.

For example...

Inuzuka, Beastial, work with ninja dogs, greater and sharper senses and instincts.

Hakate, Fucking Feral, Will bite your fucking throat out, are basically Animals in humans form.

But you can also be Feral without the animal parts.

You just need to be more Wild than a Beastial. Be literally one with Nature. :)

Yes, the Uzumakis are Feral. Yes, the Fucking Senju are Feral. Yes, Tsunade Senju is very Feral herself. (Orochimaru is too ;D)

Beastial Clans : Inuzuka, Aburame, Nara, Sarutobi, Uchiha, Onikuma...

Feral Clans : Hakate, Senju, Uzumaki, Nohara, Umino, Namikaze...

Also... Being a Junchiriki automatically make someone Feral. Or being mixed with Senju's DNA. Or adopted/Claimed by a Feral. :)