#poor Celeste

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

I know that everyone has gone crazy over the fact that Chat Celeste looks a lot like Chat Blanc

but guys...

can we take the time to acknowledge

that these happened on the same day?!

[sourestcandy]

how the hell did madeline climb that mountain without gloves anyway???

[primehusk]

experimented on the last piece. like, a lot.

in fact, it's in motion now! and it has my new favorite effect: realistic bloom~

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

If you're a Celeste fan, please don't try and come to her aid. This is my opinion, I suggest you don't read this. -Sam <3

Whenever I talk about Celestia and why I hate her to my friend (who likes Celeste and tries to defend her in every way possible) always tells me "Well, you should thank her for killing Hifumi who killed Taka." Like...no??? She's the person behind EVERYTHING in that plan. She lied about Taka "taking advantage of her sexually and blackmailing her with photos he took of her" just to get Hifumi to get rid of Taka.

Then she killed Hifumi.

And she seemed to not show any remorse. And for what?! MONEY?! Unlike Sayaka who did it for her friends, Celeste can go SUCK A DICK! No, I will never like her. Nor will I "thank her" for killing Hifumi. She manipulated Hifumi into killing an innocent person who was MENTALLY UNSTABLE!!! Using the computer SHE STOLE as a way to cope with the lost of his friend. And she took the other guy who was also obsessed with the computer and plotted against Taka who wasn't even the main target?? She was going to kill Hifumi anyways, why not just kill Hifumi and let Taka go???

Two lives were taken just so she could have MONEY! Fuck Celeste! Fuck Chapter 3! I hate that bitch! She's not girlboss, she's a sack of shit who shouldn't be defended.

[genderwip]

trans celeste icons for day 3 of pride month ! for @angelthingy <3

[soft-girl-musings]

Ooh ooh! NoirJake×Lounge singer! 🕵‍♂️🎼

HAH okay this is literally all I wrote after the seed was planted last month(?)

"Jakey," you croon, your nose scrunched as you lean in. "You know full well I hate the smoke. Makes my voice go before I hit the stage."

You reach to pluck the offensive cigarette from his lips, but he catches your wrist. "C'mon, doll, a couple more puffs and I'll be out of your hair."

Your painted lips pout as you lean back. "You never stick around, cabbie. Always miss my grand finale."

I think there's something else in the doc but it's for more of the femme fatale!reader (@mrsnadeem that's all your territory 😅)

ask me about my wips, make me write something

[irisyy]

Human!Celeste (old...REALLY OLD DRAWING ill prob redraw this)

part of me cringes at this but eh I need to post something :D

[l3viat8an]

Faye:"I wonder how Celeste is doing back at the house."

Levi:"She most likely fine."

*Back at HOL*

Celeste:"SHIT THE STOVE IS ON FIRE!"

Lucifer:"HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?"

*Mammon in the corner crying because he burnt the food he was trying to make for Celeste*

Celeste:"BEEL DON'T EAT THAT!"

Hsjahaja Mammon what did you do???

Beel don’t eat burnt crap hsksh

[celestialiron]

In this current time, I have no job, very little money, BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MONEY I WILL GET TO PAY ANY ARTIST TO DRAW FULL COMIC STRIPS OF MY STORY RIGHT NOW?!

This is the dilemma I face daily like, I'm working on my music compositions, the designs for my stories & characters, as well as my main story & side stories that are scenes between my story & I just constantly see it in my brain & I just need money to get these comics cause MY BABIES! AHHHHLSZKDLGKANB LKJANB KJSRFGNAKJN!

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[resetting37]

new development ? Okay sort of but just an idea. I think Aurora and Haramitsu should be frenemies. I know that doesn't seem like it holds a lot of weight since, like, anyone either loves or hates Aurora and Haramitsu has his fair share of tension

But idk I think there's a lot of potential !! Like they only trust each other with some information and are willing to team up against a shared enemy, but they're not loyal to each other and are careful with what they share with one another. But they also love to gossip. The nuance... (there's no real nuance they're pretty explicit about their feelings about one another lol)

[saycheezecomics]

Skyrim has changed my life forever.

[fundielicious-simblr]

(Narrator)

Claire having her last single daughter get engaged definitely added to her good mood that she felt at all her kids and grandkids being in town. She and Ryan (as well as those who Claire manages to ask) have been praying for Celeste in the recent years since her younger siblings have gotten married and started their own families. When Reid came to them to ask for permission, she did shed a few tears of happiness (and relief). She made sure to let facebook know that she's getting to be mother-of-the-bride one last time, and because Reid doesn't have facebook she tagged his mother.

Liked by Celeste Paulson, Macie Collins, and more

Picture 1: A group picture of Ryan, Claire, Celeste, and Reid

Picture 2: A picture of Celeste and Reid after the proposal

Caption: "After much planning, Reid got to propose to our dear Celeste close to Harvestfest weekend! He’s such a wonderful young man that we’ve had the pleasure of getting to know, and we’re excited to welcome him into the family! All of us (but especially Celeste) are over the moon!"

"We’re celebrating over here as well, Celeste is a wonderful girl. You and Ryan raised her up so well! We can’t wait for her to join the family!" - Nikki Robbins, Reid's mother, Celeste's future MIL

"This is the day that every parent prays for! May the Lord bless the happy couple." - Christina Fitzgerald, family friend of the Paulsons

"We’ve already thrown ourselves into wedding planning, can’t wait for another family wedding!" - Valentina Townsend, Claire's oldest daughter.

"So happy for them! Can’t wait to see the ring!" - Andrea McGowan, Newcrest Baptist congregation member

"Thank you everyone! I’m so thankful that the Lord has led me to the love of my life so that we may spend the rest of our lives together!" - Celeste Paulson

[warlordfelwinter]

warm up doodle before i attempt to draw our dnd party. the dm approved celeste eventually getting a displacer cub as a familiar and i just can't imagine it as anything but asmodeus' next attempt in his on-going effort to find out what sort of gifts celeste will accept since the usual devil strats of riches and immortality aren't working like

"i got you a kitten" [pulls out a six legged tentacled jaguar cub]

[doodlboy]

Taka... :[

[putonmyfavoriteshow]

The way Chiara immediately just says "Trish!" after Celeste teases her about her love interest I-

[despairforme]

She drags him down, down to her height by his uniform, brows knit tight. She was growing weary of this conversation, and trying to convince someone with nary a drop of self - love that he, too, was lovable. ❝ Ask. Him. Yourself. Take initiative. Tesla and I have been close for decades, you think I would lie? For what reason would I lie to you, Nnoitra - Sama. When have you known me to be a liar. Ask him. Go on. ❞

      She just crossed a line. When she took a hold of his uniform, Nnoitra grabbed her wrist. His fingers like a bear-trap. She was fucking trying to give him orders, huh?! Just so she could have some fun? Nnoitra would NEVER take orders from someone inferior to himself. Hell, he had a hard enough time doing what Aizen told him to. So if Celeste thought SHE could TELL HIM WHAT TO DO? She was fucking wrong. With the grip he had on her wrist, he threw her onto the floor. He was fucking done with this game now! He hated when people disrespected him like this, and especially when some LOW RANKING ARRANCAR had the nerve! She was NOBODY. She had NO RIGHT to command him!

      ❝ Know yer FUCKIN’ PLACE! ❞ He yelled at her. ❝ ‘Da next time ya trynna’ order me ‘round - yer fuckin’ dead. I don’t give a shit if yer Tesla’s friend, he can cry over yer grave! ❞ It wasn’t true that he didn’t care. Her being his friend was THE ONLY REASON why he had tossed her onto the floor instead of just KILLING HER on the spot, like he would’ve done with any other weak Arrancar who dared talk to him like this. He was known for killing his fellow Arrancar. It was one of the reasons why nobody else wanted to be his Fraccion - and why everyone steered well clear of him.