#pooki

[mithzanandyourpalross]

Max: WHO THE *quack* GAVE ROSS CATNIP

Pooki: Look we didn't think it would do anything

Jerry: Yeah google said it doesn't effect squirrels

Max: THEN WHY IS HE SO ENERGETIC AND ROLLING AROUND BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

[pedropascalpussyhat]

does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?

[memphisboomarts]

Beak and Talons Chapter 5: Wings

Blood warning!

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Yahsass:

Jp, I need your help! ASAP.

ReadyJP:

Am I in trouble? Omw.

FizzySoda:

Is everything okay?

Jeremiah:

Do you need help?

Yahsass:

We might need an extra hand if one of you wants to come over.

“Krista!”

Jp yelled knocking on the door of Max and Krista’s cottage before walking in.

“Bedroom!”

Jp heard Krista and he ran to where the bedroom was, and there was-

“What in the world?!?”

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“Uh? Krista, isn’t he human?”

Jp asked tilting his head and walking over to the messy nest in the middle of the room.

“He is! But uh you might want to see for yourself,”

Krista's voice quivered gently pulling up Max’s shirt to show his back as Max cooed cuddling up to Krista. 

Jp got a bit closer to the two without getting in the nest while staring at the burning rashes and something slithering under the rashes. 

“Oh, that's not good,”

Jp gulped quickly scanning the rash before pulling out a small dagger from his inventory,

“His wings are stuck under his skin so I am going to have to create an opening for them. Do you mind holding him still, this might hurt.”

Krista nodded as she hugged Max tight while making sure Jp had room. Jp climbed into the nest before slicing an opening in one of the rashes. Max shrieks while trying to escape out of Krista’s grasp, but Krista holds onto him tighter as he withers in pain. Jp frowned gently pulling out a bloody, fluffy, yellow, and black small wing from the open gash. He sighed in relief watching the small wing flutter before moving to the rash and cutting again. Max just warbled this time while Krista mumbled soothing words into Max’s hair. After the second wing was out, Jp and Krista were finally able to breathe. They both quickly grabbed a blanket or towel and pressed it against the base of Max’s wings. 

“Krista? Jp? You guys here?”

Fizzy voice ranged out through the cottage.

“In here!!”

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“So Max is not as human as we thought? Or maybe a late bloomer?”

Jp suggested cleaning up the medical supplies lying around.

 Max slept contently in the now clean nest, his back wrapped in bandages stopping the bleeding, and wings preened from any blood.

“No Max is completely human. I’ve seen his code before,”

Krista stressed throwing away the bloody clothes that they used. 

“Well, that doesn’t answer why he has wings, when did it start?”

Fizzy asked while sitting cross-legged on the floor watching the others clean up. 

“I caught it about a week ago, but there is no telling how long before that it was progressing,”

Krista sighed and finished her tasks before sitting on the floor with Fizzy. 

“Well then..I guess we’ll just have to ask him when he is awake then,”

Jp faltered closing the first aid and joined the other two on the floor. 

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“I HAVE WHAT?!?!”

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(Chp 1) (Chp 2) (Chp 3) (Chp 4) (Chp 5) (Chp 6)

If you don't want to wait for the next chapter, or don't like to read on tumblr here is a AO3 link!

Beak and Talons - Chapter 1 - MemphyBoom - Minecraft (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

Anyways enjoy!

[bentasabean]

Kevin is such a Lana Del Rey gurly

Like he fr ticks all the boxes: passenger princess, borderline alcoholic, paranoid freakoid (said lovingly), my delulu queen 👸

[daughter-of-inkart]

Part 1 / ??? of drawing animal companions in my books because I think they're cute, and there's a lot of them. -> Pooki !

He had another name before, he's sure, but he doesn't remember the prince ever calling him anything else. He's very curious, and yes, the flowers on his horns are grown naturally-- he's very proud of them! His horns are usually decorated in gold tinsels to match his owner's hair.

[captain-amadeus]

@spooktspeek

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[endodoingstuff]

i was crawling and twisting and screaming and crying my dear GIRL PALS!!!!!

[everwalldigan]

I love the fact that Alfred’s preferred method of communication is through food (if he’s mad at you he’ll make your least favourite food, maybe burn it a little on “accident” and if he’s concerned or proud he’ll make a special favourite etc etc) so that got me thinking… Bruce grew up with that way of communication and since brooding is effectively off the table cause hes always brooding, what would be passive aggressive ways he’ll show that he’s pissed off with somebody?

Bruce: *while handing out comm links he hands Tim the one that is most uncomfortable (it’s a tiny bit bigger in size than the others and He Can Feel It)*

Tim: seriously Bruce? You’re still mad about the Batmobile thing?

Bruce: *brooding intensifies*

Bruce: *giving out areas to patrol and gives dick his least favourite part of Gotham*

Dick: BRUCE PLEASE IVE BEEN PATROLLING THAT AREA FOR WEEKS NOW IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OFF YOUR “VERY IMPORTANT” DOCUMENTS OK??

Bruce: I’ll give you another area to patrol when my formerly perfectly kept folder is as NEAT AS IT USED TO BE!

Dick: ONLY ONE PAPER GOT A LITTLE DIRT ON IT AND ITS ALL INTELLIGIBLE!

Bruce: YOU CANT EVEN TELL IF ITS AN UPPERCASE i OR A LOWERCASE L ANYMORE! THATS A SECURITY RISK!

Bruce: *handing out protein bars during a quieter night and gives Jason a slightly smushed one*

Jason: *takes it and sighs dramatically* you know, I slept so deeply yesterday that I thought I came back from the dead again but, well, it came with a little less pain and emotional manipulation so I-

Bruce: *scowling so hard his cowl almost breaks, takes the smushed protein bar from Jason and gives him his own perfect one instead*

Jason: *smiles innocently in Alfred’s favourite*

[faithums]

MEOWOWOWOWOWO Ugh this video and his Christmas naughty or nice video live rent free in my head. Neil you absolute saint.

I have never produced a gif faster in my entire gif making life but NEIL WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[ziegenkind094]

end his suffering

[memphisboomarts]

Beak and Talons Chapter 4: Nesting

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“Hey guys, have you seen my hat?”

Pooki asked, walking up to a small group forming in the square.

“Not another one,”

Fizzy whispered, putting their hands in their face.

“No…but all of us are missing something too if you want to join the search,”

Doug sighed, picking at his shirt sleeve.

“Wait? You guys are missing something too?”

Pooki asked confusedly, looking at the small group before him.

“Yeah, I’m missing my crown, Doug missing his tie, Krista missing a bunch of her stuff, and so on,”

Fizzy sighed pointing at each person. 

“So what should we do?”

Ross asked, who was missing one of his scarves while looking defeated. 

“Might as well ask Max if seen our stuff, if he doesn’t have it then he might use his admin powers to locate them,”

Jerry suggested, sitting on a nearby hay barrel.

“I’ll go ask,”

Krista chimed in, preparing to fly to Max and her shared cottage.

“Ok let us-and there she goes, nevermind,”

Jp sighed as the group watched Krista disappear into the sky.

“Welp, where should we search while we wait for Krista?”

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“Max! Are you home?”

Krista called stepping into the mud room while taking on her shoes.

She stood there for a minute waiting for a reply but heard none. She decided to move further into her house checking the living room, kitchen, and study, before reaching their room which is at the end of the hallway. 

“Love, are you here?”

Krista called out again, knocking on their closed bedroom door before opening the door and stepping in. 

In the middle of the room was a giant pile of clothes, sheets, pillows, and other objects including the missing items that they had been searching for moments before. Krista stood there confused trying to peek into the center of the pile, but heard a coo and was promptly pulled into the pile.

“AHH!”

Krista yelped as the person who pulled her in thrilled. 

“Max?”

Krista asked as arms wrapped around her.

Max cooed happily burying his face into the top of Krista’s head. Krista just lay there confused as her boyfriend made happy bird noises while cuddling her. She knew something was wrong as her boyfriend kept chirping and trilling because Max was supposed to be human. She tried to think of every possible, something that changed in the past couple of days. But everything she thought of,  like potions he had drank, but nothing came up-.

“Holy shit, Max let me up. I need to check your back.”

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(Chp 1) (Chp 2) (Chp 3) (Chp 4) (Chp 5) (Chp 6)

If you don't want to wait for the next chapter, or don't like to read on tumblr here is a AO3 link!

Beak and Talons - Chapter 1 - MemphyBoom - Minecraft (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

Anyways enjoy!

[noctopus-art]

Couldn’t resist, as soon as I saw the suit I had to draw the pookie 🥺🌟

[waterthatsmoe]

Lab mishaps with heartshackle trio

[Read R -> L]

[one-cherry]

Ok but I couldn’t wait a whole nother season for him 💀