#poo eb

[chickdinner]

AU thingy my friend and i created back in march which is basically a mother genderbend au but not really because the girls are still girls. girlbound if you will

More stuff under the cut

I don't have enough or decent mother 3 girl art to post here I'm so sorry 💔💔 but the design doesn't really change at all just imagine Lucas hair slightly longer, butch lesbian Duster (aka Duster) and female dog Boney, whatever man... I didn't even touch Boney's design at all but she's a girl too!!

[ritzcreation]

The Chosen Four!

[kimnowls]

the kids talk about their favorite Undertale characters.

[smallearthboundfindings]

Prince Poo? :0

HECK YEAH BABY, let's go! Um, I mean, of course!

This boy got done kind of dirty by both the plot and the fandom. He is severely underutilized in both departments, so I vow to give him the attention he clearly deserved.

First of all, incredibly obvious comparisons to Aang aside, can you imagine the misery of being nothing more than a child once you get to the bottom of it, but being raised for a very intent purpose? He is literally surrounded by teachers constantly and passing NPCs in Dalaam repeatably note how he doesn't seem to have time for anything else.

This is basically all he does. Train. Be trained. And like his caretakers KNOW he has some kind of destiny, they literally tell him this before being sent off to Summers!

What I think is that Poo has little to no free will of his own when you combine that with being a prince, which obviously adds in even more rules in how he's raised. He has to be conditioned from the start to be a prince AND The Chosen One (tm), which is a lot of pressure on a kid that is what? 14? 15? Not to mention the fact that his parents are never seen. Are they even real? Oh well, question for another day.

To me, going off with the rest of the Chosen Four was his first taste of freedom. Basically ever.

He clearly didn't know how to handle it, still being extremely formal upon first meeting Ness. I mean, introducing himself with "I am the servant of Ness. I will obey Ness". Goodness gracious, this is not how you talk to other kids!

And yet, he clearly has a goofy side. It's subtle, but his growth is shown by drifting away from acting like that. It's when at the very end, when all is said and done. He bids farewell like this:

"Our travels together end here. I must return to Dalaam, and use this experience for the good of my country.

Ness,

Paula,

Jeff...

Let me demonstrate a strange power before I go. I realized this power as a child. PSI Farewell! Now!

I'll see you again someday!"

(btw i love this dialogue... part of the reason why i just transcribed it)

See, he tells a joke! It's probably just PSI Teleport Beta, but he tells a joke! He's got exclamation marks! He warmed up over time, and I think that's so... cool...

I think what happened over time was this. Ness HATED being seen and referred to as 'master'. Kid lacks a single bone in his body to take advantage of the situation. And he was worried for Poo acting that way. After weeks and weeks of telling him to stop, he gradually does.

And along the way, Poo learns what he wants. Who he is. Not by what was chosen for him, but for who he is inside.

He really couldn't have done it without the other three and the journey along the way. And for them, he'll be eternally grateful going back with a greater sense of identity.

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[choccos-aaart]

Unfinished and unpublished EB doodles, feat. 1 sketch of Ana

PSI abilities based off the poses from Smash

Ness in Quote's outfit

Struggles of Prince Poo (+ an out-of-character Poo)

PSI FIYAH!

Ana for some reason

Bowl cut nerd

Since Dalaam is sort of a mixture of countries around Asia (particularly places like China and India) I had no idea what instrument he'd play, but I feel like he would play at least something

[shuttershocky]

about DPS being king, it also feels Hypergryph introducing more mechanics that counter high dps bursts operators tends to not be received well by the community? Like emperor's blade directly targeting the highest damage dealer with forced retreat and damatzi cluster requiring blocking and high sustain rather than burst damage both seemed to have their wealth of people who complained about them. Is this a design failure on their part?

These are inevitabilities of trying to work around the absurd damage dealers put into the game, and yet DPS is still amazing. Emperor's Blade was specifically made to counter Surtr (forced retreat is the only mechanic capable of killing her through her immortality talent) and yet one of the easiest solutions to Emperor's Blade on release was to kill EB with Surtr over multiple deployments.

These things draw a lot of flak because they're quite hard to play against (and often finding alternative clears with less commonly used operators involves a lot of work and clever thinking), while also making players feel like they're being punished for the overpowered operators that HG released in the first place. When DPS is inherently king in a Tower Defense, it's pretty difficult to try to counter DPS while making units that do less damage have an easier time than the OP units that led to this in the first place.

Just look at POO's massive power armors with literal millions of HP, just to counter all the big DPS units from over the years. They have so much health that you can't kill them with these units that do spectacularly high damage on manually activated skills, you just stall them forever and AFK for 2 hours as you eventually kill them with an automatic defense.

That's a pain in the ass to deal with. (Just don't take the HP risks and leak the Gundams and Dorothy instead).

[ask-eb-kids]

Hi hi, this'll be the pinned post! Welcome to Ask-EB-Kids, I've made this blog... many times over the years, heh. I'm Lavender, but you can call me Phoenix as well, I use She/They pronouns. Here's the cast list for this blog, and everyone you can ask:

Ninten, Ana, Lloyd/Loid, Teddy, Giegue (Earthbound Beginnings/Mother 1) [This Cast may expand]

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Tony, Poo, Pokey, Picky (Earthbound/Mother 2) [This Cast may expand]

Lucas, Claus, Duster, Kumatora, Boney, Porky (Mother 3) [This Cast may expand]

As you can tell, I'm very indecisive about how big I want these casts, heh. The original blog was... what, 39 muses? More even? I had a lot of thoughts-- anyways! Come on in and send in some asks!

[iwander12]

Mother/eb headcanon ages

I think some of them have canon ages but this just my inferences

Mother: (i havent finished it yet though)

ninten: 12

pippi: 8-10

ana: 12

loid: 12

teddy: 18

Earthbound:

ness: 13 (he was held back a year in school)

paula: 12

jeff: 12

poo: 15

Mother 3 (post time skip):

lucas: 13

kumatora: 23

duster: 25

boney: 5

[robo-zinc]

I FINALLY HAVE POLLS anyways >:)c I'd like to ask whoever enjoys my eb art about this

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Second movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Smoking: A cone, some of bob bowl

This is another one of my favorites. Having male roommates can be a challenge, which I'm sure they would feel the same way about females. lol. Sharing a bathroom with them is hard also. But I always made sure to lock the door.

Seth Rogen steals Elizabeth Bank's hand warmer to heat up his balls, gross. But he gets his own pay back because it burns his nut sack! Karma.

I definitely knows what it feels like to not want to go to your 10 year reunion. I didn't go to mine, but I had a good reason, COVID it and so I got to stay home and not really make an excuse. Works for me!

I think Craig Robinson is my favorite in this movie. Imma be Oprah rich!

First outfit that EB tries on makes her look like she's in the 70s. I do like the dress she choose she looks cute in it. "To catch a predator kind of way, yeah its sexy." As SR says.

Having 800 people in your graduating class sounds terrible. Like that just sounds like a very packed school, like sardines. Like that is just one class, not including the lower grades.

Then you have the wonderful Jason Long! I really like his other movies; Dodgeball, Accepted. Both great movies.

"I will be your Sherpa on the mountain of gayness"

CR talks about wanting to watch shit while you shit does sound like a good idea. Though like you need to make sure you leave or your legs would be so numb.

Trying to come up with porn movie names, my roommate goes 28 Dongs Later. lol

Jason Mewes being in here I think is the cherry on top. He is so funny, Lester the Molester Cock-in-Stuff. Wait his porn name is Pete Jones!

Erotic Re-imagining Star Whores was born!

Then their plans get foiled and the place they were renting gets destroyed. Now to find out the next thing to try because they still need money. Finding the next thing while working in the Bean-N-Gone.

Shit going into other shit. Kind of feel like that's how life is.

Why would you just start dancing in a porn. They are in a coffee shop, like it was just so random lol.

CR and JM sleeping together on the couch is so adorable. Super hilarious CR's thumb in JM's mouth.

Then the fall out between Zack and Miri. And as he is walking out of the coffee shop the guy pulls out too quickly and the poor camera man got covered in poo! So gross, but soo sooo funny!

CR finally gets Oprah rich! The Settlement went through. And we can come through and end the movie where he love interest comes to a close.

Sex really does change a lot of things in a relationship.

When SR runs into the apartment and sees JM naked in the apartment walking around like its nothing. Teaching SR about what a dutch rutter or a double dutch rutter. I probably could have gone my whole life without knowing that information. lol.

Let us Fuck! The End!

Wasn't as involved with this movie. In some pain and not looking forward to go to work tomorrow. Next time I'll do better, maybe, depends on the buzz.

Binge Smoke*

Hopefully I'll wake up feeling better!

Thanks for stopping by.

-Tripple R

[chickdinner]

some more old-ish mother stuff since i have a lot of fanart, mainly mother 2

ok goodbye forever

[sshhitlucashere]

Ok, be honest gang, who y'all think is the most sexualize character in the eb series? Because like, there's a lot but i want real opinion , u can share the thing around to multiple eb fan and make them do it in their opinion 🔥

I had to in a way or another to do it since yesterday i was talking to my wife abt it-

[elder-sister]

Also, one last thing

Out of all eb/m characters

who would be who in this dunmeshi crossover

ness is laios just bc of vibes

Poo is Marcille

Jeff is namari

Paula is Falin

Lucas is probably senshi

Teddy is Chilchuck

That's all I've got rn

[doubtingdebispoems]

Dogs or cats? Most definitely dogs. When I was younger I had big dogs a collie named Jo Eb and two St Bernards named Brutus Sebatian I and II. then as I got older I had a Yorkie named Pepper Poo and currently I have a sweet Chihuahua named Lil Bit.

[kamek]

poo and andonuts!

ooooo never too late to answer some more of these heheh

[context for the ask meme]

Poo: What is your favorite PSI attack?

i mean, c'mon. it's gotta be starstorm :P probably helps that poo is like, my third favorite eb character. i'm pretty partial to the enemy debuffs too actually; sleeper hits that you don't really start to think about 'til you've been playing the game for like 10 years and actually start using 'em

Dr. Andonuts: Is there any food from the game you'd try in real life?

i would LOVE to eat a peanut cheese bar. i am so curious about them.