#poly lotus

[theduckeminence]

Today’s prompt for @avatar-wtf-weekend ‘s valentine weekend event— “Oh”.

I remember making this and just thinking about Jeong Jeong again so I though have him be the one to have this very overwhelming realization XD

[hermitduck]

old men polycule (lotus) for the ship meme

HEHEHEH

[remdrift]

Bad Apple!!

3D render from 2022, featuring Elly. I certainly was not experienced in using Blender.

[basketobread]

yeah ok i ship oc x oc even if there are romanceable companions in game LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kittynumyum]

Fellas, hear me out

[bloomingnewwrld]

the sillies again

[kquil]

LOTUS : SERIES MASTERLIST

JAMES P.

COMING SOON ...

✒︎ GIRL DAD : PRINCESS ✒︎ MARAUDERS X FAIRY TALE MINI SERIES : KNIGHT IN THE GLASS SLIPPERS ✒︎ MARAUDERS X STUDIO GHIBLI MINI SERIES : SHIPS IN THE SKY SLIPPERS

SIRIUS B.

COMING SOON ...

✒︎ GIRL DAD : CHOU ✒︎ MARAUDERS X FAIRY TALE MINI SERIES : RED HOODS ✒︎ MARAUDERS X STUDIO GHIBLI MINI SERIES : THE SCARECROW CURSE

REMUS L.

COMING SOON ...

✒︎ GIRL DAD : HONEY ✒︎ MARAUDERS X FAIRY TALE MINI SERIES : APOTHECARY AND THE WOLF ✒︎ MARAUDERS X STUDIO GHIBLI MINI SERIES : STOLEN AWAY

POLY MARAUDERS

HEROES IN TATTOOS

SUM. : two tattoo artists and a piercer rescue you from a drunk creep on your way home from work, dubbing them your heroes in tattoos. from that moment on, your bond is everlasting TAGS. : modern au ; tattoo artist au ; muggle au ; tattoo artist james ; tattoo artist sirius ; piercer remus ; biker sirius ; sweetheart reader ; poly marauders ; lots of fluff ; misunderstandings ; angst ; hurt/comfort

PLATONIC

DIVORCING ORION BLACK

A Marauders Era Fix-It-Fic - featuring Reader as Walburga Black but better

SUM. : You just got transferred into the world of Harry Potter and you've been put into the shoes of Walburga Black. Splendid… You need to escape this toxic family so your first order of business is divorce AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY TAKING THE KIDS!

[omegaremix]

Omega Radio for September 27, 2014; #63.

Mogwai “Remurdered”

Cut Copy “Take Me Over” (Thee Loving Hand RMX)

Lindstrom “Julian” (Lissvik RMX)

Petite Meller “Backpack”

Monsterheart “Bunnies”

Daedelus “Keep Still”

Tala “Alchemy”

Elika “Defeated”

Bibio “Down To The Sound”

Standish / Carlyon “Industrial Report”

Bug, The “Void”

Jonwayne “Mulan”

Run The Jewels “Blockbuster Night pt. 1”

Future “Coupe”

Cloudface “Kenyon Way Acid”

Ekoplekz “Sea 90”

Flying Lotus “Coronus, The Terminator”

SBTRKT “Voices In My Head”

Arca “Thievery”

Mono/Poly “Alpha & Omega”

Clark “Herr Bar”

Aphex Twin “Syro U473t8+e [Piezo Luminescence Mix]”

Technova “Mangina”

Kone “Goodbye Song”

All deluxe electronics and then some.

[sennamybeloved]

i've had to cut down my red dead f/os so much :sob: i feel completely disconnected to so many of them now

[shentheauthor]

OPEN THE FLOODGATES OF HEAVEN

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[bbcphile]

Only two episodes left of Mysterious Lotus Casebook, and it keeps getting gayer and gayer!

I am so happy! Dream come true!

Unfortunately, my novel and Untamed fanfics may have to be on hold for awhile, because this show will be consuming my brain like a Rama bug for the foreseeable future.

[toiletwipes]

Thinking about your simpbur band au again sighs wistfully I'd like some good poly ending smut if you can give those three are everything to me 🙏🙏🙏

@lotusanonymouse

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE POLY ENDING BETWEEN ROSIE SIMPBUR AND READER?

because I can arrange that!!

[phantomdecibel]

Gawain did kill the saxons because he saw one of them pull out a knife and he took it as a sign that he was right.

Maybe the lotus eaters try to like. Share the fruit and it reminds him of his loss of Polites? And after the slaughter Polites is all like. Man fuck this hey guys you want to eat this thing you definitely shouldn’t. Y’know as a way to pay homage to the fallen.

Y E A H

okay so. in this au I’m gonna say poli is immune to the effects of the lotus, maybe he was blessed by a god or smthn?

But point is: he’s been eating the lotus and is fine, and the lotus eaters are his friends, they just want to make sure he isn’t starving, since he was on the verge of starvation BOTH of the first times they met him

ody does not know this.

ody does not take this well.

ody is incredibly unstable rn, and takes this as a threat against his Last Living Friend/human connection

So then poli goes welp! time for crimes (:

And starts giving ppl lotus

He’s just… making more friends yup :)

dubiously–

[wukyma]

Can you elaborate on that silly AU of yours ? 👉🏻👈🏻 (the one about polites and poseidon changing each others)

(it was indeed silly in the beginning. now it's heartbreaking and I have no one to blame except myself)

Part 1 is here, finally ✨ also forgive my little human weakness for unrequited love, I've been listening to Open Arms on loop

The action starts right after Troy is conquered – they went to lotus eaters' island (⬆️ those scenes) and blinded Polyphemus. Polites survives (yay!) then Poseidon shows up (not yay). When Odysseus' half baked apology doesn't work Poli steps in,,, let's say Poseidon is intrigued and proposes an interesting deal (mostly because he wants to see them fail miserably and maybe amuse himself in the process)

I've got a whole plan written for this AU trust!!

Can you tell that I have no idea what I'm doing? I've never actually illustrated any lengthy ideas of mine so this one's running on pure intuition and enthusiasm; if u have any questions feel free to ask!

[beabatiny]

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𓇼 𝘫𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘰 𓇼 𓈒𓏸 Snuggles and Cuddles - @makeitmingi bf!yunho x reader (one-shot) 𓈒𓏸 𓆞 Sticky Web - @k-hotchoisan bf!yunho x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓆞 Stuffing to Give - @bandgie non-idol!yunho x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓆞 The Puppy With an MAcc - @kp-alice accountant!yunho x retired dominatrix!reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓆞 The Space Between Us Three - @hwaslayer single dad!yunho x reader (series) 𓆞 𓇼 𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘦𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨 𓇼 𓆞 Love Like This - @xomakara single dad!yeosang x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓈒𓏸 Small Gestures - @beenbaanbuun bf!yeosang x reader (drabble) 𓈒𓏸 𓆞 Stolen Glances - @woolysium idol!yeosang x idol!yeosang (one-shot) 𓆞 𓆞 Untitled - @no1likejoongie bf!yeosang x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓈒𓏸 Waiting For You - @alittlekdramatic idol!yeosang x gn!reader (one-shot) 𓈒𓏸

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[witless-winion1]

My thoughts on the paralyzed!Polites AU

(Which I really should do more research on; inspired by this)

Odysseus cries when Polites first wakes up

Eurylochus almost cries. Instead just let’s out a very shaky, relieved sigh and tells his friend “I’m glad you’re back”

his vision is messed with in that classic “Eye for an eye” vibe

His left arm is broken and yet he still insists on greeting the world with open arms

“Don’t you mean open arm?”

“You hush, Perimedes.”

So much survivor’s guilt but he’s very thankful to be alive and honors his fallen friends with Ody and everyone else

He basically can’t walk without help

Odysseus carves him a cane himself

It has a bunch of super cool details, including a winion

Polites adores it

(perhaps they go back to the Lotus Eater island and kidnap a winion for Polites? Like a comfort animal. Give Polites, my Disney Princess Pancake, a familiar plz)

But Polites needs a lot of help with things that require both arms or both legs or gods forbid all four

one dumbass numbnuts comments “would’ve been kinder to let him die” under his breath after Polites wakes up

Captain nearly throws him overboard

obviously

“My best friend would be delighted to live life in whatever form it came to him! You shut your fucking mouth and if I ever hear you ask such wretched nonsense again I’m going to put you on latrine duty for a month, am I understood?”

Eurylochus has to hold him back during this

Eurylochus also immediately assumes position of bodyguard of Polites.

He and Odysseus soon begin fighting over this job

they decide to share custody

(eventually)

OPEN ARMS REPRISES BUT HES ACTUALLY ALIVE!!!!

plot? Oh yeah plot

lmao what plot

after the Cyclopes passes out Ody is too busy making sure his friend is okay (which he is not). He gets somebody to check the other smashees and then stays by Poli’s side (no, he don’t give a shit that he’s captain, you guys go stab his eye, he’s asleep it’s not that fucking hard)

Odysseus carries Polites when the Cyclopes wakes up

he’s too busy thinking about getting him back to the ship and calling the best doctors from the 12 ships so he tells everyone to grab the sheep and HUSTLE

Athena grabs him and starts with her “HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LESSONS I TAUGHT YOU? HE’S STILL A THRE-”

“ATHENA IM BUSY RN WE CAN TALK LATER”

“BUT HE’S STILL ALIVE-”

“WE’RE LEAVING BRO! HE’S NOT GONNA FUCKING SWIM AFTER US!”

they’re not on best terms for a while after that but they still reconcile after

then they get home! Whoop de do, congrant, 99.7777777778% of the canon plot avoided

when they get home and our sunshine is actually properly long-term treated, Odysseus and Telemachus’s first big father-son bonding project is to make Polites’ house more accessible for him

and Telemachus fucking loves Polites. Best Uncle Award. They vibe so hard that Odysseus cries

he almost cries when Penelope starts weaving clothes that are easier for his friend to wear. He’s a tiinnyyy bit jealous but he’s still so happy. And Penelope noticed and weaves her dear husband some clothes too, all his old ones are stinky asf

Eurylochus and all Poli’s friends from the ship still visit regularly. It’s just a big happy family

and nobody dies, not even Nobody

(except for those other guys from the Cyclopes cave but this ain’t about them)