#polle says ooc

[mistake-responsibility]

Alright, alright. Let’s have a little fun.

Honesty hour! Add a 🎉 to the start of your message to get some complete honesty from Jimmy. Wiiiink.

No intention on making this affect any plot though.

Running from 11/10 - 11/11

[mistake-responsibility]

My beautiful thoughts on said ship

For Jimmy x Curly (I legit saw art of this)

[th3cadav3r]

Hello! I think a nice sfw fluff scenario for the Tulpar crew would be headcanons of how each character would react when the reader hesitantly tells them they don’t like sex or are asexual. Reader can be gn. Thank you, I really like your headcanon writings!

SFW Mouthwashing Headcanons—Asexual Reader

content: fluff, kissing, cuddling, mentions of sex, very very very slight acephobia from Jimmy(but with a happy ending)

author’s note: Keep in mind that I am not asexual therefore I cannot understand or fully grasp the asexual experience. I just tried my best based on what I’ve seen and heard online. Hope you enjoy!

Daisuke

You and him had been dating for about three weeks

You always held hands and made out a lot, but nothing more than that

His libido is pretty high because of his age, so naturally he wanted more

You were making out on the couch when suddenly you felt his hands start to wander

It was fine at first until his hand started reaching a little too low for comfort

“Wait—”you blurt out

He stops immediately, retracting his hand

“Sorry, did I do something wrong?” His voice is full of genuine concern

“No, it’s not your fault. I just uh…don’t want that”

He was a little confused. “We can move to my bed if you want” He suggests, thinking that you just wanted more privacy than the living room provided

“No, I…I mean I don’t want to have sex. It’s not you, it’s me. I just don’t like it”

He didn’t expect that but he understood. He smiled reassuringly

“That’s alright. I get it”

You breathed a sigh of relief and your body relaxed. You felt like you truly didn’t deserve such a sweet boyfriend

“Here—we can just cuddle instead” He offers with his arms open. You gladly accept

You spent the rest of the afternoon napping together and playing video games when you woke up

This was definitely different for him compared to his previous relationships, but he didn’t care. He loves you for you

Anya

You started dating towards the end of the trip

She’s more of a words of affection girl than a physical touch girl, which is perfect for you

At one point when things started to get a bit steamy, you finally told her

“Before this gets too far…you should know something about me”

You tell her how you feel no desire for sex but that you still love her the same. Of course she’s understanding once you explain it to her

“I appreciate that you told me”

You both have a long discussion about what is and isn’t okay in regards to your and her comfort. And you both come out of the conversation with a much better and deeper understanding of each other

Now whenever you and her get touchy, she knows exactly what to do to make you feel good without crossing the line

Curly

There was no doubt about it: You were the captain’s favourite

You spent a lot of time alone with him in the cockpit just chatting about the most random things

He definitely grew a liking to you and you to him. One day he asked you what exactly he was to you

You confessed your feelings to him and he does the same. While the moment feels amazing, you can’t help but feel worried about his reaction to your sexuality

“Hey, I should let you know–” You decide to just tell him now. “–I don’t really want this to be a sexual thing, okay?”

He’s a bit taken aback, you can clearly see that in his face. But he is by no means offended or upset

“No worries, then,” he reassures. “Thanks for telling me”

For the next few days, he was very overly cautious. He asked if you were comfortable before he gave you any kind of physical affection. It was a bit exhausting at first, but you appreciated that he cared so much

Swansea

Let’s be real: This man is old

His sex drive is almost all long gone

And he let you know this when you told him about your lack of sexual desire

“Yeah, so what?” he says gruffly and bluntly. “I’m fifty-fuckin’-six years old, sweetheart. Just thinking about sex makes my back hurt”

You were totally expecting that response. It still made you smile from ear to ear though

He wasn’t really a lovey-dovey type of guy when the others were around, but when you two were alone in his bedroom he was a lot more affectionate. Cuddles, kisses, caresses…everything he did was so gentle and comfortable

Jimmy

You’re definitely a lot closer to him than anyone else on board, even Curly

Neither of you really knew where you stood in terms of a relationship, but your “hangouts” included a lot of making out and touching

This was fine initially, but at a certain point it became too much for you

“Hold on—”You grab his wandering hand and move it off of your body

“What?” He was genuinely surprised that you stopped him

“This is going a bit too far for me”Your body tenses up, anticipating a very awkward and uncomfortable conversation

“What do you mean?” He sounded a little hurt and a bit annoyed

“I don’t…have a drive like that. I don’t want to do sexual stuff”You laid it all out for him

He was quiet for a bit. You couldn’t exactly read his face so you were starting to get a little nervous

“It’s not because of me, right?”

“No, of course not,” you reassure. “That’s just how I am”

He sighs. Whether it was out of relief or frustration you couldn’t tell

“Alright”

The atmosphere between you and him was a little awkward for the next few days. You couldn’t help but worry

“Sorry if I was being distant,” he finally told you one afternoon. “Just thinking things through”

“That’s alright” You were lying; you were a little upset that he basically ghosted you after you were so vulnerable with him, but you were willing to just let it go, at least for now

“I know you have your…thing. But I still like you”

Well that was a surprise. But a good one. Definitely a good one. You told him that you liked him back

He was a bit disappointed that he couldn’t do everything he hoped to do with you, but he still liked you a lot. Besides, he could always just “take care” of himself in private

[aroaceplaceforsome]

[quackity1999]

[ OOC: ok sillytime "do u like my q" poll ]

[mistake-responsibility]

MY FALLEN BROTHER IN ARMS… AGGGGHHHH…

yueah ok that’s it i’m also making a jimmy blog. you’re fighting for your life in the trenches i need to be your brother in arms

PPEASE I CANT TAKE IT WITH AKL RHESE AASKS IM BEING BOMBARDED AHHH GET DOSB THERES A SHELL AHAHHH (FUCKING EXPLODE)

[ponyexpressbestteam]

… is the secret third option, the horse, you making out with Jimmy to calm that dog in him?

T-thats just so i can be able to check results since I’m not.. on any side and….

[mistake-responsibility]

Finally cleared the inbox out. Bedtime, time for the nightly killing Jimmy image! It’s…. 2:42 AM. Awesome!

[mcltiples]

{ OOC } This has been bugging me for a while and so I really just want to rant about it. Since I've seen it far too much lately and I really just think it needs to be addressed.

But... why are there so many haters in the RPC? If you don't like something that someone does with their blog, the unfollow / block button is free to use and costs absolutely nothing but a few clicks and one second of your time. But, no, instead, people feel like they have to dictate what others do with their blog, what they should be posting, how many muses they have, which muses they should be focusing on.

I'm sorry, but if you don't thoroughly check out a blog before following them, not knowing what kind of content you'll get on the dash from that blog, that's on you as a person. You have no right to complain about another person's posts when it's their blog to begin with.

Like ?? Seriously, rules and bios aren't the only thing you should be checking out. Those are important, but seeing the kind of posts a person has also is important. Checking out the writing before you follow is also important !! That's how you get an idea if you really want to follow someone.

But no, apparently people rather would follow and get annoyed when that person posts things they don't 🙄

TL;DR: I'm tired of people dictating / criticizing other people for what they do with their blogs. If you don't like certain posts or only came for a certain type of content, you should've known better before following, don't ever tell anyone what to focus on or what to post. It's rude and unwanted.

[pony--in-express]

Polle Says

"Welcome to Pony Express!"

That's right, Polle's real, and you can ask him questions! This blog is very interpretive. In my view, he's the 'standard role model worker' of Pony Express. But a 'cruel' yet optimistic figure to J*mmy specifically (Or if you're being mean to Polle).

No super NSFW stuff, but suggestive jokes and such are quite fine. No serious romance since Polle's.. well.. Mod uses he/they. Occasionally yapping about my AUs and other Mouthwashing-related ideas and facts.

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[this-lovely-universe]

Your girl has gotten an idea for a like short story thingy with the girls of this account

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If you want to be added, removed or if I forgot to tag you, let me know :)

[bloodsalted]

tagged by: a few peeps!! ily all tbh. tagging: you! cause... show me who you love!

[mistake-responsibility]

Mouthwashing but Anya is allowed to express her emotions and scream and cry and break things and yell at jimmy....

Mod: Mouthwashing but I kiss Jimmy on the lips

[e-m-p-error]

Excerpt from Our Distance And That Person under the cut for cws.

CW: Cheating, manipulation, stalking

Vox knew what his little love was doing. Hell, Valentino knew what he was doing. If there was a manipulative little bitch in Hell, there were a million manipulative little bitches in Hell. But there wasn't a manipulative little bitch in Hell that could hold a candle to Valen-fucking-tino.

If Val wanted to run around on him, fine. If he wanted to run to some other poor fool's bed, then fine. But this wasn't simple cavorting. It was more than just playing with other toys while he waited for Vox to calm down and apologize. 

This was retaliation.

This was overkill.

This was war.

If Valentino wanted to get Vox's attention, he sure had it. Vox kept his eye on him through his browser history, through his phone, the texts he sent, and the songs he listened to. He knew that he'd listened to Nazareth's Love Hurts for the last two days whenever he was alone. Unfortunately, he knew that Valentino was spending less time alone than Vox would have liked.

[octafans-rp-hub]

◇Sorry for being a bit inactive on all my RP blogs! I just don't have the energy to reply to threads lately, but I'll try to reply to everything today.◇

◇Also, I have gotten a bit (Actually, really) obsessed with Worldless... and thinking about maybe making Aven and possibly even Edda new muses. But I'm not too sure to make a separate blog for them nor if to actually go with the idea. So have a poll:

[angelsdean]

i'm such a scenarios girlie. i love rotating around ideas in my mind, putting characters into scenarios, even unlikely ones, and trying to puzzle out how they can Work and still be in-character and avoid coming off as OOC. taking "he would not say / do that" situations and pushing character to a situation where they DO say / do that thing and it WORKS because you made it make sense within the context of the narrative. engineer those situations! have some vision!