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Turning asks on again

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We’re turning off asks for now for obvious reasons. Take care guys and be careful pls

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[Loud, booming static.. And then, a voice.]

Greetings. Greetings. Hello, all!

[It spoke, the words distorted and rushed.] [- @the-last-1-and-then-another]

Oh? Hello there!

[Polle sounds a bit surprised, trying to understand the source of the voice. But mask of friendly never falls, no matter if owner of the voice sees him or not]

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Warning for Mouthwashing Fans

Please be careful when scrolling your fyp if you are a fan of the game Mouthwashing! There are some people with long names made up of mostly just key smash tbh that are sharing p*dophilic fanart as well as actual images of child gore, all tagged with Mouthwashing tags and no filter. The posts have descriptions that just say "r*pe children" or something similar. If you see these accounts, do not go to their page. Please just report and block. Do not interact with them.

They all have pfps and names that look like this

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Two ghosts hunting you?

[they repeated, clearly unsure about his words. At least at first. They grabbed pencil and started writing something down, their hand unsteady while doing so. Nah, they won't be able to decipher that later... Not like they would try to read it again. It's just a show anyways, isn't it? Sending unprofessional people to run all these tests on employees just to say they are all able to continue working. That's what matters!]

You were going through... "Things"? Well, that's surely says a lot.

[they just put on a friendly expression but their voice was a bit sarcastic, no point in hiding that.]

Do you often see ghosts? Have you ever, perhaps, mistook a living person for one?

[we do love these weird questions, don't we?]

SO! Here’s Minty! You two gonna talk about your feelings! See? We really do care about our employees!! Just be good to them, alright?

[he pushed the bluenaired person in his direction, smiling widely. They almost fall down. Rip.]

[as soon as Dragon is pushed closer, the minty scent fills the surroundings. Their tired eyes fixed on Jimmy as they fix mask over their mouth, waiting for Polle to finally leave]

- @ponyexpressbestteam (lol forgot I was supposed to do it. If yo7 don’t feel like pointless chat, ignore it :3)

[Audible sigh.]

Here it comes..

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[they chuckled quietly, barely audible sound]

Well, you might be right here, awkward indeed

[they nodded before tapping the notebook once again.]

Well, Polle said something about the gun, about the ghost?

[they tried encouraging him]

SO! Here’s Minty! You two gonna talk about your feelings! See? We really do care about our employees!! Just be good to them, alright?

[he pushed the bluenaired person in his direction, smiling widely. They almost fall down. Rip.]

[as soon as Dragon is pushed closer, the minty scent fills the surroundings. Their tired eyes fixed on Jimmy as they fix mask over their mouth, waiting for Polle to finally leave]

- @ponyexpressbestteam (lol forgot I was supposed to do it. If yo7 don’t feel like pointless chat, ignore it :3)

[Audible sigh.]

Here it comes..

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[they jumped slight when he snapped. But after that just rubbed their neck, bit awkwardly]

Do I really look like someone who would scream at you? At least unless you give me a reason to, I suppose...

[they shifted slightly before tapping on notebook again]

So... You want to talk about it or would you rather sit there in silence long enough for Polle to think we had that talk?

SO! Here’s Minty! You two gonna talk about your feelings! See? We really do care about our employees!! Just be good to them, alright?

[he pushed the bluenaired person in his direction, smiling widely. They almost fall down. Rip.]

[as soon as Dragon is pushed closer, the minty scent fills the surroundings. Their tired eyes fixed on Jimmy as they fix mask over their mouth, waiting for Polle to finally leave]

- @ponyexpressbestteam (lol forgot I was supposed to do it. If yo7 don’t feel like pointless chat, ignore it :3)

[Audible sigh.]

Here it comes..

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[my favourite silly guys sits down, looking down at the paper. This way they won't spin that much... They still felt dizzy... But hey we're not here to talk about them!]

[when polle finally left, they looked up at Jimmy, than back to the paper, and again at him.]

So... It seems like... You had some issues lately. Talking about guns and ghosts... At least that's what Polle said.

[their voice was quiet, tired.]

But... I want to hear your view. If you're willing to share it...

SO! Here’s Minty! You two gonna talk about your feelings! See? We really do care about our employees!! Just be good to them, alright?

[he pushed the bluenaired person in his direction, smiling widely. They almost fall down. Rip.]

[as soon as Dragon is pushed closer, the minty scent fills the surroundings. Their tired eyes fixed on Jimmy as they fix mask over their mouth, waiting for Polle to finally leave]

- @ponyexpressbestteam (lol forgot I was supposed to do it. If yo7 don’t feel like pointless chat, ignore it :3)

[Audible sigh.]

Here it comes..

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you should sue pony express for horrible treatment of employees (pulls out scroll. it unrolls, hits the floor, continues unrolling and goes out a door). like.. only allowing 5 hours of sleep, only supplying a gun for conflict resolution, having the world's scariest statue that would give anyone hallucinations and nightmares surrounding it, bla bla bla and make them pay for your therapy!!

- 🪼

I've considered, but then I'd have to get the law involved which is.. Not favorable. Curly would also probably hate my guts considering how loyal he is to the damned company.

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you should sue pony express for horrible treatment of employees (pulls out scroll. it unrolls, hits the floor, continues unrolling and goes out a door). like.. only allowing 5 hours of sleep, only supplying a gun for conflict resolution, having the world's scariest statue that would give anyone hallucinations and nightmares surrounding it, bla bla bla and make them pay for your therapy!!

- 🪼

I've considered, but then I'd have to get the law involved which is.. Not favorable. Curly would also probably hate my guts considering how loyal he is to the damned company.

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Oh Jimmy! Don’t be like that! Polle knows talking about feelings is hard but hey, it really should make you feel better! Minty is on their way to you anyways! Just try it, hm? :)

Do we force Jimmy to talk with someone trained in psychology thingies or do we just give him a gun? 🤔

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...who voted for secret third option? :((

BUT WELL, THERAPY WON! who's happy? :)

Will be seeing him in a... Few uh... Something. Soon.

Do we force Jimmy to talk with someone trained in psychology thingies or do we just give him a gun? 🤔

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Why won't you smooch Jimmy? He isn't that bad looking, yknow....

*slowly points at Minty/Dragon*

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OH WOW! so someone actually wants him to have a gun. Contribution to chaos!

But we don't like chaos here. The votes for therapy are still in the majority!

Do we force Jimmy to talk with someone trained in psychology thingies or do we just give him a gun? 🤔

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JIMMY X POLLE !!! 😍😍😍

:((

I'm starting to get worried about u guys

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The Horrors cost extra someone dock jimmothys pay

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Sir sir, are you aware of how shitty boss you are??? 🎤🎤🎤

Polle does not know what you're talking about:)